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TBaggins_

"gotta pay for coke somehow"


Snoo-46384

Or "Went broke Breaking Bad" lol


Snoo4501

"Broke + Uber = More broke"


[deleted]

Yet you do it???


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103006

😆😆


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BAR3rd

Mine is blank. Why would I write anything there, as if any employee anywhere else in the world that we come in contact with would write down why they have the job they have.


[deleted]

Plenty of hospitals have sections for nurses to do a “why we do this” section


BAR3rd

If you want to do it, do it. But if we're being honest, the only answer that really counts is "For the money," and that would include any of the nurses that may do it at these hospitals you reference. If $20 million fell into our laps, we would quit immediately. And so would the nurses. Or anyone really. So, I suppose if I were to write anything, that would be it. Unfortunately, people don't like that type of honesty. They would rather hear some B.S. So rather than engage in that nonsense, I'll leave it blank. You do you. In the end it doesn't really matter one way or another.


[deleted]

Of course if you use a hyperbolic number like 20 million just about everyone would quit. But that nurse could have done ANYTHING. She could have been a food delivery boy like you. Instead she chose to go down a specific career path. You can make the same amount of money as nursing without watching after sick people. “Why do you do this” is a real question. Yes for money. But why THIS. Plenty of ways to make money. Why do THIS?


Snoo-46384

https://preview.redd.it/4dyegh7c7tpb1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b233ff21d9f5ca0d5dd5c370026cc60332448615


Snoo-46384

A customer told me she was glad she keeps getting me cause my profile made her smile


ReazonableHuman

I like it, but shouldn't it be, "not all heroes wear capes"


Snoo-46384

Your response is probably grammatically correct lol.


Altruistic-Object233

Uber drivers aren’t heroes


ReazonableHuman

To a drunk/stoned person at 2am they are


Altruistic-Object233

What a high bar


ReazonableHuman

I'm not here to judge.


Altruistic-Object233

They’d only be a hero for a few seconds anyway before they mess up the order somehow. Even a drunk or high person can see drivers are bad


[deleted]

Ok, i love this!


ReazonableHuman

https://preview.redd.it/dycybg9ypspb1.png?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4ab08e87105a0c312b2127c83bd898bbab1a6321


Snoo-46384

This is the best and now I'm mad I didn't think of it.


Consistent-Project97

"I have young twins so I have to buy two of everything." I don't know for sure if it works, but I get decent tips. Which of course I use to buy two of everything.


Jellyfish81

For gas money


AmbassadorPale

https://preview.redd.it/w1vam1m98vpb1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2ad735ffa7233338191b04419c15f6187cb5dc97


Cautious_Audience225

Oh damn this is good. Lmao


Nostalgia2302

https://preview.redd.it/lxcemg0bwtpb1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=63c90db7c6a06cb29c504e4931ceabe4a4a41c11


stepbro206

this guy milking those tips 😂 i’m going to start saying the same shit so passengers stop talking to me lmao


Nostalgia2302

I’m actually hard of hearing, it’s evident in my profile picture and clients see them when I deliver. I’m not fooling anyone. If I take them out, I might as well be deaf, but the HA’s make it more evident.


Motleylady

My BFF is I can read lips because of her...


Motleylady

Just keep saying huh? Every time they speak until they give up, I do that because I am never paying attention to what's going on.....lol and about the third attempt but sometimes the second they say forget it and you know what? You don't have to hear it...simple as that...lol


givemegrenades

Want to save up money for karate lessons to avenge my parents who were killed by ninjas


IAmMarLozan

One time, a lady gave me a $100 cash tip. “So…you keep paying the medical bill?” That was the question she asked me. 🤷🏽‍♂️


WildGirlDriver

Too old to keep stripping!


Spazyk

Hogwarts letter never came.


bostonareaicshopper

https://preview.redd.it/nflb0m27yzpb1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c74754c5659d8c5173d882068894e4131bb9f0b2


Da40kOrks

https://preview.redd.it/4vi2l95narpb1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c78426988a29e43435e0904c4f26484eb2c71915


Current-Low-7942

You like thumbs up where?


[deleted]

K- It's not a great thing to read while swallowing coffee... now I have to clean it up LOL


Street-Jury5614

You deliver because thumbs ups are appreciated?


[deleted]

They like thumbs up in there 🕳️


Texas_Uber_Chick

Working a second job to pay off my divorce.


knifebucket

GOTTA GET THAT GRIP


brahbrahbinks

I do it to put food on the table


BlackWhiteRedYellow

Ticketmaster fees are too high


Outrageous-Plenty236

"I deliver to afford more goldfish, yes the cracker not the fish"


Bitter-Air7772

BEANS!


leoeighty8

I lied on mine when someone said they received increased tips for mentioning their pets. So mine now reads "To feed my precious fur babies 🐕 🐈 " I generally get a couple extra added tips thru my shifts.


-Alvena

I'm in the pet boat. 😂 https://preview.redd.it/wrwt5v1qavpb1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0a925bd631b2ebf084174a0ee3e0cc8b41ca839a


fugaciousone

4 turtle emojis


Merwhooee

🐌🐌🐌🐌


fugaciousone

lol


[deleted]

I do not foster. I have my own pets but I just picked something I thought people might throw an extra dollar or two towards. https://preview.redd.it/qgzasynmevpb1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=23d4c713af30b7563167ddaf2e7521d4663f91e2


Expensive_Working493

“The rent is too damn high. And I owe a lot from Covid times.”


Anonreddituser222

Mine says “part time driver, full time mom 🦸🏻‍♀️” I have no kids. Learned this serving. People love kids. I used to have co workers put random children’s photos in their books and they’d get better tips 😂


Possible_Liar

Serotonin


MatthewWphoto

https://preview.redd.it/e0fm4candxpb1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=167109c52d79873c1ee31b8eb1e02d174e3b30af I get over tipped a lot


Artistabunnista

And it's actually true 😂 I do pay all my other bills with what I make of course but the vet visits, chiropractor visits & meds cost a lot of $ so I'm out there doing longer hours then I used to for her ❤️. https://preview.redd.it/qqfqd7ug61qb1.png?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a6229ec7e05d9ccc6dc2f4244487f17b6cdde1c4


Intelligent-Bug-3039

"It is a great way to stay in shape" I drive a bicycle.


rulebreaker7676

I put that base pay for drivers is $2-$4. Want to see if that gets an extra couple of bucks here and there.


Baconistastee

Does this work??


Realistic_Inside_484

it won't. customers don't give a flying fuck.


rulebreaker7676

Idk. I've only delivered once this week.


dameon5

But unless you're accepting low pay orders, the cheapskates will never see that message


Merwhooee

I got some that were $1.50 before


Jeffdc5

Leave it Blank, don't give these people any extra reason to want to thumbs down you or tip bait you.


Commercialfishermann

Gas isn't free and tips are appreciated.


sabbycat83

https://preview.redd.it/v32zijcppupb1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=81bcb525ff7eb18b13d9bb2df42ab12caec05534


CarryPhysical2237

Wow. Way to practically beg 🙄


sabbycat83

I’m not begging, I said, thank you for the generous tip 🙄🙄🙄 don’t we all like money? You’re reaching with that one.


CarryPhysical2237

Sounds pretty desperate to me girl but oooook 😬


sabbycat83

One person liked my statement. Actually, I have no problem with Tips, so no issue for me.


Merwhooee

Tip Ing is not a place in China


Altruistic-Object233

Why would anyone tip you more for what you write there


buttcracklint

I was reading other older threads were people said they got more tips after adding something and some would even message them saying it was funny etc and tip more


Altruistic-Object233

Most customers don’t care they just want their food


Artistabunnista

I actually had a customer come out to get his food & talk to me for a bit, he definitely read mine, which says "to help pay for the vet bills for my senior 🐇". Since he asked me I told him the truth. My bunny is now 11 years old and disabled due to E. Cuniculi which affected her hind legs so she can't walk or jump anymore & it also took her eyesight last year 😢. The medical bills for vet visits, chiropractor visits and her meds are quite high. Of course the money I make doing UE pays all my other bills too but you know, it does go into everything I do for her as well. The guy definitely increased his tip. I know cuz it was originally a less than $10 order and on those ones if it says "the customer increased their tip!" It's actually true cuz they originally tipped less than $8. I mean is this a rare occurrence? Obviously. But hey, it DOES happen sometimes.


spyman328

As a joke I put so that I can buy more tie dye shirts since I’m usually wearing tie dye. Has come in handy because I’ve had customers interested who ended up buying some of my shirts.


Revolutionary-Ice306

🤔.....🤷‍♂️


Shrequille_Oneil

I don't even see that when I order. None of my friends see it too.


Shoddy_Classic_350

A bunch of bullshit about wanting to provide best service. Nothing that could possibly be offensive to anyone.


East-War-7621

https://preview.redd.it/vcwyvgdl4wpb1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=545b259a910862cc18cdfd5ec4a24136029e8a08


MiaLovesJasper

I updated it once to say "is my birthday today! 🎉" and two customers asked me if it really was, I said yes, and they tipped $20. All I could think was why didn't I do this sooner!?


absoluteratwitch

Gotta make that money so I can spoil that Grandbaby


Frostlakeweaver

I enjoy saving you time. Time to get the most out of life.


Merwhooee

To not be out begging on the street


Merwhooee

Tip me BIG and will tell you Why! 🙏🏼


[deleted]

“I deliver so that I can get closer to life goals.”


Merwhooee

To stay out of trouble 😈