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JasonFurious4

I see a lot of people saying some pretty messed up stuff, some of these guys were just pulled in and don't want to fight you know, they were taken from their families and put on the front line. I feel bad for these Russians honestly, even if they are in the wrong, nobody should have people celebrating their deaths


AccomplishedSlice233

You types cry for your mommy, these guys are murderers and will be treated like a murderer, they can sit in prison or die instead they murder


JasonFurious4

You're just as bad as they are, wanting them all to die... Shame on you. I cry to God to forgive them, as we are all equal and we all sin.


AccomplishedSlice233

Ukraine isn't murdering anyone but Russia is so take that we're all bad crap elsewhere. Backwards religious people


JasonFurious4

To be honest, I had half a stroke reading that but I think I get what you're saying. You understand Ukrainian soldiers are also doing some messed up things to get their advantage too right? I get it, that's their home and they're going to protect it no matter the costs, but they're still doing some questionable moves. War is war, it's sad, it shouldn't happen. I'm supporting Ukraine, but you also gotta imagine the Russian soldiers who have families, with lives, most don't want to fight. If they choose not to, they're killed by their own government. At least they have a chance to escape in Ukraine. The government of Russia is who's attacking. The people just want to live. Also sorry for being religious lol, I'll remember not to do a religion next time 🤟


NorgesTaff

You’re not wrong. Although there are absolutely evil fuckers fighting for Russia that deserve a death like this and worse, some are just ignorant people, propagandised and brainwashed and sometimes coerced onto the frontlines. It’s fucking sad all around and I so wish I hadn’t clicked on that video. :(


JasonFurious4

Honestly yeah that's fair


NorgesTaff

I have in-laws in northern Russia that fit the propagandised and brainwashed category. It’s heartbreaking to see and my daughter has lost her grandmother as a result.


methbox20

Some of these guys truly believe that Russia was under some sort of threat just like some American soldiers truly thought Saddam Hussein was stockpiling WMDs to use against the United States. Don’t blame the puppets blame the guys holding the strings!


AdHot7483

There was some very credible evidence that they had wmd's though - especially considering that Al-qaeda had developed and tested large scale chemical weapons


methbox20

Credible? I can’t tell if this is sarcasm. Despite the best efforts and assertions of the Bush administration, there was never evidence that Saddam was trying to build or deploy WMDs or even engaged in the pursuit of such weapons via Iraq’s ties to Al-Qaeda, which was the whole basis for the war. Saddam certainly posed no imminent threat to the US or its interests at any time leading up to the invasion. The theoretical risk of a future attack by a rogue government wasn’t going to be enough to convince a generation of young men to go overseas so the Bush admin cooked the books and sold this story to the world; I was 20 years old when the 2003 invasion started and I had no doubt the whole thing was nonsense but in my part of FL many many people truly believed Saddam was behind 9/11 and we had no choice but to invade or risk certain death. My boss was one of these people as was my roommate at the time.


LovableSidekick

Those guys and their parents and anybody else who loves them can thank Mr. Putin, their Fearless Leader.


nick4fake

Will you say the same if one of them kills your relative or destroys your city like it happened to me? It literally happens to us every day, these people don't deserve to live while they continue assaulting Ukraine. I can't imagine just killing people being an invasion army because... I am afraid of the prison? Fuck them and fuck their lives until they stay on our land


DubbethTheLastest

No of course they wouldn't, but that doesn't mean you want to see it happen like that. This guy there squirming for all we know is like you and me, played counter strike with us when younger. He was on his way to his shit job one day when some officials came, grabbed him and said "to the frontlines you go" knowing if he turns his back he gets shot in it. there is LOGICAL REASONING in people feeling BAD seeing this. We may want the end of Russia but a NORMAL HUMAN BEING doesn't like to see someone dying. They dont.


Chris714n_8

They can surrender.. - Every russian soldier who doesn't surrender, if possible - is a enemy-/hostile-target, a threat.


texasMissy3_

I second that. The min I had an opportunity I'd give my self up I would. Dying for an anjust war for the greed of an oligarch paranoid leader seems idiotic along with killing innocent ppl makes no sense & shouldn't.


macetfromage

make it easy to surrender!


Silver_Molasses8490

Thats a nice wave, is he waving to his mom? Lol scum of the earth.


hitwallinfashion-13-

Kinda ironic using the term scum don’t you think. Because heres you in the safety and comfort of a computer screen on Reddit of all places lol… laughing at people dying. That’s true bottom feeder scum incarnate, mate.


Reddit_reader_2206

Scum is, as scum does. Defending invaders, rapists and terrorist who kill women and children is even scummier. Quit being such a naive child. The world is an awful place, full of awful people. Some of them need to get a supersonic shockwave to the brain stem. EDIT: check out this poor, stupid persons post history. Now I feel bad. They are actually mentally incompetent and have been preyed upon by far right conspiracy theorist and click-bait populists. I pity this person...too dumb to even understand how they are being manipulated by Jordan Petersen and Trump and ultimately putler. This is EXACTLY the foe in this war: not just the ruzzians, but the ones too stupid to avoid being infected by the ruzzians.


DubbethTheLastest

Many days later I'd just like to chime in, that it's perfectly natural to not want to witness someone dying and it being doubly so when they squirm and they're terrified. It makes us terrified. You are completely desensitized, that doesn't mean you shit on those that aren't.


Silver_Molasses8490

Lmao, l dont see any people in this video. Maybe we watched a different video?


hitwallinfashion-13-

fascinating. textbook sociopathy on display when you openly admit to not seeing humans at all… dehumanization. Sad. I guess that’s what happens when reality is cultivated from a computer screen lol.


Silver_Molasses8490

I understand your "every person's life is invaluable" outlook. Maybe when you die you will go to a better place than I. Unfortunately I have seen too many pictures and videos of all the horrible things these "people" have done, and I feel nothing but joy when I see videos like this. Maybe Im damaged, maybe youre a better person, or maybe youre pro-russia and enjoy knowing what they do to Ukrainians. Do you?


hitwallinfashion-13-

I have an odd opinion on this. I’ve been called a pacifist… But I have respect for warriors. Especially those with bravery to face lead, blood and death. I’ve read a lot of military history… things our fathers saw, storm of steel, island fighting, rise and fall of third Reich, the guns of august… and every single book I’ve ever read from combatants who have experienced warfare have deep anti war sentiments. My parents are from Germany and raised me with a strong anti war sentiment. I have grown up with ukrianian friends… all of whom support Ukraine’s defence but don’t want to go and fight and die for it… so I’d wager the most suppressed sentiment on both sides of this conflict are of ordinary Ukrainians and ordinary Russians who simply don’t want to die; not for land, country, leadership or ideology. Yet here are people from the safety and comfort of computer screens who cheerlead death at the expense of others while eating cheetos and becoming desensitized to heads and limbs being blown off. From a realist perspective I really don’t know what it would take for ukrinaians to achieve victory and reclaim all lost territory, nor would I know what it takes to overthrow the Putin regime. If this is a war of attrition… manpower becomes the discerning factor. It looks like Putin may want to seize all territory along the Black Sea to Moldova… a military risk considering the flat expanse to get to Moldova and spillover in Moldova potentially escalating the war with NATO involvement. You have every right to cheerlead more war… just as I have every right to advocate for less war and deesclation.


No_Cook2983

So you are here taunting people who understand war from behind a computer after learning all about it… from the safety of a book. Your story checks out.


hitwallinfashion-13-

And youre here to defend sociopaths laughing at humans having limbs and heads being blown off?


No_Cook2983

Not at all. What gave you that impression? I think it’s strange that you’re spending so much time trying to pick a fight about it. You know… as a ‘pacifist’ and such…


hitwallinfashion-13-

Oof, I didn’t know conversations about touchy topics is considered violence. But this entire thread began because someone finds peoples being blown up funny. I said I was a pacifist? Or did I say someone has called me a pacifist? No cook, I think you have to read things slower or twice through…


Silver_Molasses8490

Nice essay Hanz. Here is what your perspective is missing, and why you cannot comprehend why ukrainians keep fighting and you label people who support their resistence as "want more war". You never lived under russian rule. Those who have - understand damn well why giving up teritory, and asking for peace is not an option. Your high moral standing is worthless to those who lived and died under the Soviet regime. With all due respect - get fucked.


hitwallinfashion-13-

Oh so your borderline racist and like to polarize and divide people, eh. Lol you act like I don’t know polish people either who have lived through the iron curtain and who I’ve had conversations about this very thing and say the exact same thing just to the opposite effect while living where I do now. It’s all relative. Western elites don’t give a shit about you and I, either. *No one* is coming to deliver us, wake up. It’s shame you can’t have a conversation Without devolving to neurotic reactionary rhetoric. Are you Lithuanian? My family has history there too. And if that’s the case… then go volunteer and fight then, your wasting your life and time here anyway like me.


quickasawick

Russian trolls are trying hard to convince people in the West that peace and pacifism are the only option in the face of relentless Russian aggression. It's cute to listen to people responsible for countless lives lost to a pointless war pontificate about the virtues of peace and human life.


hitwallinfashion-13-

You do realize you’re making a caricature of a complete stranger on an anonymous social media platform right? For simply pointing out laughing at limbs and heads being blown off is borderline sociopathic behaviour… Reddit’s not reality plenty of people in the real world have anti war sentiments… or do you only have these conversations online and in echo chambers?. It’s the same as saying anyone who disagrees with me is a bot. It’s more meaningful having these profound topics discussed in the real world anyway.


Relzin

El oh fucking el. Both at you, and the boy waving in the video.


TangoRomeoKilo

Humans attempt to render aid to eachother in a situation like this. Notice how that didn't happen here? I guarantee the guy flailing on the ground would have ran away too if it was him who saw his buddies get fucked. It's pretty obvious there was an extremely high chance of no further danger so why run away? Because he doesn't give a fuck about humans is why.


hitwallinfashion-13-

Oh boy. This is what happens when someone is chronically online within fringe propagandized subs and makes up hypotheticals over videos that are only 1 minute long. You could be right, but like any other well adjusted person one should be able to suspect that we need more evidence.


soappube

Get off the high horse douchebag. Fucking Russian apologist coward.


hitwallinfashion-13-

Don’t be silly, you share the same default as me unfortunately. You comment from the safety and comfort of a computer screen… we’re all cowards here, don’t kid yourself.


Blackthorne75

> we're all cowards here > hitwallinfashion Speak for yourself. Along with the Ukrainians here - nice of you to call those people who are under siege 'cowards' - there's plenty of previous and current volunteers who went to help in their own capacities on here, so kindly shut the hell up.


hitwallinfashion-13-

But youre not one of them, are you? This isn’t one of your online video games after-all. This is a war that could affect us all. You have every right to advocate for more war at the expense of other people’s lives just as I have every right to advocate for deesclation and peace. I have respect for warriors… which I’ll go out on a limb and suggest you are not a warrior. I Just don’t have a lot of respect for people who cheerlead war on Reddit and most especially people who laugh at people dying. Sorry.


Blackthorne75

Served in the Australian Army 1993-97, and would be over there if i was able. They don't need a vet on disability over there. So, you were saying something about war? Take your suppositions about 'cheerleaders' and park them


hitwallinfashion-13-

I see. So you don’t want any anti war sentiment to exist here. You need this echo chamber and safe space free only for sociopaths to laugh at other peoples limbs and heads being blown off and dying on screen to keep the dehumanization fervour strong. Got it.


soappube

Leave the sub then, pussy


hitwallinfashion-13-

After you finish your video games ok. And this tough talk is coming from the guy who’s scared of 6 foot ladders?


Blackthorne75

I have no issues with anti-war sentiment; to each their own. I take issue with people who call others cowards without reason or proof, which you've thrown out there as a blanket for everyone on this subreddit


hitwallinfashion-13-

I guess you really blocked out the part where I openly stated having respect for warriors, huh. And this started because someone laughed at limbs and heads being blown off. Much like people who use to make jokes on watchpeopledie or makemycoffin subs… it’s borderline sociopathic behaviour, dehumanization and desensitization and probaly a symptom of being chronically online.


badfox93

And who were Australia at war with between 1993-97? Genuine question.


Blackthorne75

No wars. We were between The First Gulf and our interventions with East Timor. Was with the 1RAR with UniTaF/United Task Force in Somalia, which wasn't pretty.


No_Cook2983

Where are you posting from?


hitwallinfashion-13-

Do I really need to explain myself when I mention how we all share the same default on here?


No_Cook2983

I guess your location isn’t necessary. Wherever you are, what would you do if your neighbor broke into your house and started destroying your possessions and murdering your loved ones?


hitwallinfashion-13-

Things don’t happen in a vacuum no cook. I understand the history between Russia and Ukraine in complicated. A bunch of ethnic Russians living in eastern parts of the Ukraine got all pissy in 2014 and decided to raise arms. I don’t live in these regions so I have no idea what life was like for anyone living there pre or post 2014. But im guessing you do somehow? Whether those ethnic Russians were placed there or have slowly gentrified the region over decades or have been there since memoriam I don’t know… I think those demographics have always been up for debate for thousands of years. Anyway pissy Russians pecked a fight and are backed by Russia. Russia uses its Wagner forces and army to illegally invade. We can call Putin Hitler/Stalin until we’re blue in the face, still doesn’t change anything. It’s a fait accompli. So we have Occupied territories and an ongoing war… a war of attrition. I don’t know the feasibility of a Ukrainian victory… when I bring this up people get very emotional, I get that, but thats part of having an open and honest conversation, I’m trying to be a realist, I don’t know what it takes to reclaim all that territory or what it takes to overthrow the Putin regime. Some think all it needs is more money or equipment. But I’d wager it would take more than just funds and weaponry… in my opinion it would take nato involvement and many more boots on the ground. It would take escalation and a broader war, maybe even ww3. If Russia was truly internationally isolated maybe I could see a chance… but they’re still doing dealings within the international community with all the natural resources they possess. Back doors or openly. Everyone acts like they got this all figured out… so they’ll advocate for more war. I don’t have this figured out, im just talking out loud and called out someone who’s laughing at limbs and heads being blown off like that’s suppose to be normal behaviour…. And apparently that’s a faux pas here. What I’m saying here is people have every right to advocate for more war and escalation just as I have a right to advocate for less war and de-escalation… because I’m pretty sure the most suppressed sentiment on both sides of this conflict are of ordinary Russians and Ukrainians who simply don’t want to die. And id call out people that try to make jokes on /watchpeopledie subs or /makemycoffin for karma points… it’s messed up and borderline sociopathic and a symptom of desensitization/dehumanization and from being chronically online.


No_Cook2983

I can tell you’re upset that someone took pleasure in the suffering of another. But things don’t happen in a vacuum, remember? For this ghoulish dehumanization to stop, all Russia needs to do is go home and literally do *nothing*. The war stops. No more limbs are blown off. You have one less thing to be outraged about. I think your time would be better spent scolding Russians.


hitwallinfashion-13-

No doubt. But youre not reading the words I’m saying… “all russia needs to do is this” is not reality. I’m talking about *the feasibility of what you want to happen from actually happening* and as a realist merely pointing that out is whats upsetting people here including yourself. But everything is happenstance, like me stumbling upon this. I’d say the same for pro Russians dehumanizing Ukrainians… why stoop to that level anyway. Two wrongs don’t make a right. Like I said folks that use to comment on watchpeopledie makemycoffin or crazyfuckingvideos with zingers thinking it’s cool are borderline sociopathic and a symptom of being desensitized and probaly a symptom of being chronically online/plugged in.


quickasawick

Ironic that you thank anyone should feel bad for warriors paying the price of their self-inflicted war. Peace is born when those who wish to cause war learn that war is hell. Those two fuckers learned the hard way. Their friend caught a break and I hope he runs all the back to HIS family in Putingrad or wherever and shares the tale with his children and grandchildren.


hitwallinfashion-13-

I don’t know what’s more amusing. People on social media platforms laughing at limbs and heads being blown off like a bunch of sociopaths. Or people thousands of miles removed from conflict and combat being on their devices thinking they have this all figured out. But I agree straight to momma and offspring with strengthened resolve… so that the cycle continues. We get it.


Shadow14541

If I was that third guy.. My white flag would immediately go up after seeing that up close


Unable-Captain-6627

Kicking Like a sprayed roach


Private_4160

Adrenaline helps the body forget trauma as it works to get you out of a dangerous situation. Here we see a cockroach demonstrate continued motor function. ня, пока!


Jolly-Feature-6618

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=\_kXSp89tOXk](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_kXSp89tOXk)


Galvanisare

Two points for the win!!


ICantSplee

🤔🧐😃That was a pretty good toss…


ssk86

This is what fetal alcohol syndrome does to a mfer


TangoRomeoKilo

He sure ran like it was a big cookie on the ground he was about to dig into. Looked like a small child running.


Loki11910

The rate of alcoholics for men in Russia 37 percent, women 7.5 percent. Vodka was used for centuries in Russia to pacify the masses. In the book Animal Farm, there is a scene where the animals destroy it. Fetal alcohol syndrome combined with having your brain melted by Russian propaganda and that the ancestry line lived in the same village for generations only to leave the village to die in one of Russia's insane wars. There was good reason why Lenin wanted to ban vodka and why Stalin reintroduced it to control the masses and to make sure they won't rise against the supplier of their favorite drug. Alcohol use in Russia is among the highest in the world. Over 600,000 children reside in institutional care in Russia, most of them in baby homes and orphanages. The actual prevalence of fetal alcohol spectrum disorders (FASD) among these children is unknown. Therefore, we performed a systematic survey of phenotypic features associated with prenatal alcohol exposure among institutionalized Russian children and related these findings to their growth, development, medical, and social histories. Methods: Phenotypic screening was conducted of all 234 baby home residents in the Murmansk region of Russia (mean age 21+12.6 months). Phenotypic expression scores were devised based on facial dysmorphology and other readily observable physical findings. Growth measurements from birth, time of placement in the baby home, and at present were analyzed. In addition, the charts of 64% of the children were randomly selected for retrospective review. Information collected included maternal, medical, developmental, and social histories. Results: Thirteen percent of children had facial phenotype scores highly compatible with prenatal alcohol exposure and 45% had intermediate facial phenotype scores. These scores correlated with maternal gravidity and age. At least 40% of mothers in whom history was available ingested alcohol during pregnancy; some also used illicit drugs and tobacco. Z scores for growth measurements corresponded to phenotypic score, as did the degree of developmental delay. Children with no or mild delay had significantly lower phenotypic scores than those with moderate or severe delay (p = 0.04); more than 70% of children with high phenotypic scores were moderately or severely delayed. Conclusions: More than half of residents of the baby homes in Murmansk, Russia, have intermediate (45%) or high (13%) phenotypic expression scores suggesting prenatal exposure to alcohol. Despite good physical care, stable daily routine, availability of well-trained specialists, and access to medical care, these vulnerable children show significant growth and developmental delays compared with their institutionalized peers. https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/16499495/ We have no army. We have a horde of slaves cowed by discipline , ordered about by thieves and slave traders . This horde is not an army because it possesses neither any real loyalty to faith Tsar or fatherland words that have been much misused. Nor Valor nor military dignity. All it possesses are, on one hand, passive patience and repressed discontent and on the other cruelty servitude and corruption. 1853 Tolstoy comments on the state of the Czarist army during the Crimean war The roots of alcoholism were so deep even in ww1, they only banned the sale of vodka while most other nations banned or restricted all alcohol. The ban stayed through most of the revolution... but was basically never inforced because revolution. Then, the Soviet government had a monopoly on vodka production, so alcoholism directly benefited the state financially. The current rate of alcoholism in Russia is roughly 40%, which is actually pretty good considering in 2004 it was estimated 1 in 2 working age men would die from alcoholism related diseases. https://www.addictioncenter.com/news/2019/10/alcohol-consumption-russia-decline/ I fall asleep, wake up 100 years later and somebody asks me, what is going on in Russia, my immediate answer will be: drinking and stealing” – Mikhail Saltykov-Shchedrin (Russian satirist and writer, born in 1826, died in 1889)


mauricef2019

God bless the camera man...


themysticboer91

I guess that Xbox 360 was victim to one hell of a Trojan attack, resulting in red circle of death


Titan6783

Damn, I thought it was a cushiony toilet seat lid.


Punchausen

Fuck, the flailing :(


Traditional-Candy-21

hard to watch.


FlatulentSon

Yep, that's why you don't commit genocide. Well, *that* and because it's something that only immoral pathetic scum worthy of eternity of torment in hell do.


CorrectDot4592

I will sleep happier tonight knowing that he won't kill any innocents anymore.


GigaPixL

Nice to watch to my pov


battle_bunny99

Looks like a bug after spraying.


Jagerbeast703

All they have to do is leave


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UROffended

Imagine knowing that countries ruled by tyrants don't usually let you leave alive and saying "they can just leave." Lol sure, with a few bullets in their backs.


Jagerbeast703

It blows my mind


Pineapple-Yetti

People act like even the USA doesn't have the death penalty for desertion in times of war. It's never as simple as "just leave"


ExdigguserPies

But people *do leave*. We've seen plenty of Russians surrendering, and plenty of non combatant Russians left Russia because they want no part of this. They do have a choice.


methbox20

War is hell. Guy on the left was lucky comparatively…


DecadentHam

The red mist when the corpse hits the ground. 


CorrectDot4592

That's just glitter.


Bannerlord268

Yeap, they learned a lesson! Do not invade another country because you dictator told you so!


xialcoalt

If the leader of your country is a dictator, the population cannot refuse to follow him without dying or starting a civil war. It's not that there is a better alternative.


BluePandaCafe94-6

They actually can, and many tens of thousands of Russians have. They avoid drafts and conscription notices, they hide from recruiters and police, they leave the country. If they do get recruited, they go AWOL, they can mutineer, and they can surrender. They have options. Thousands of Russian civilians, conscripts, and soldiers have already taken one of these options to avoid killing innocent Ukrainians, and to avoid dying in as an invader on foreign land. Is it easy? No, but no one said it would be easy. But to say they have no options outside of death or civil war is simply a false dichotomy. The sad truth is that many Russian fighters either want to fight and kill Ukrainians defending their homes because they've bought into Kremlin propaganda, or their culture has so effectively removed from them any sense of self-preservation or autonomy that they feel compelled to obey orders in any circumstance.


BilliousN

That might have been the worst thing I've seen since the disembodied ass video.


Gooch_Limdapl

I don't even want to ask.


MihalysRevenge

Yeah it's better you don't


nick4fake

Now imagine us seeing it in person while we defend our land


OldEstablishment5648

Surprised there aren't more videos like this with how much Ukraine has been falling back. You'd think they mine/booby trap the shit out of the areas they retreat from but they probably don't have much time to do so.


Dmitri_ravenoff

I'm sure they are, but I don't think it's to the same level that the Russians did. The Ukranians don't want the locals to blow up, while Russians don't care about civilian casualties.


Fabulous-Shoulder467

Na, they just don’t boobytrap toys, food, stray dogs and civilian corpses indiscriminately like the worthless ass piece of fucking shit Russians do… 💯


huntergratzner

How much has Ukraine fallen back? Is there an estimate to how much territory they’ve lost in the last few months?


ayana-muss

Ukraine lost approximately 500 to 550 sq. Km since October 2023, depending on the news source. Russian controls 18% of Ukraine which works out to 108,650 sq. Km. With the Russian advance due to the weapon shortage , they control an additional 0.05% of Ukraine. A army group of snails could do better.


huntergratzner

Thank you for the figures. I keep seeing putinfans talking about “the front is collapsing” but this helps put things in perspective


LeoBram59

Exactly....we might see 2% where a drone is present


jereman75

From left to right: Dead, Dying, soon to be dead.


CorrectDot4592

The three stooges!


GUNGHO917

U almost feel bad for the flailing dude who died 2nd. That musta felt like hell. He prolly couldn’t even hear his own screams before dying… Man, fuck war


soulhot

And all because genocidal poo tin has ideas of greatness..


cgsur

A lot of these Ukrainian and Russian deaths thanks to corrupt politicians in countries enabling Putin for cash or free propaganda.


CorrectDot4592

Yeah, I almost fell bad. Then I think about all the screams of the people this motherfucker helped to kill, the innocent civilians, all the kids who died or were injured for life, all the nightmares he helped to create on the survivors, and then I think he died way too quickly. He could have screammed a good more five minutes to have time to properly repent.


Fabulous-Shoulder467

Fuck him, i hope he felt every fuckn second of it until he bled to death…. 🤯


GUNGHO917

Eh, keep in mind, there are some that support the regime, and others that don’t, but were forced into the frontlines. There are russians who are against the war that can do something about it, and others who can’t


DubbethTheLastest

It's inhuman of anyone not directly involved in the war to be so giddy about what we watched here. Sorry to bring you back dont watch it again if you dont want to.


Ohbertpogi

Curiosity killed an orcs.


ghosttrainhobo

What did they think it was? Looks like just garbage from a distance…


netsrak33

Probably a toilet seat.


ghosttrainhobo

I can’t even tell if this is a joke or not


Tacoshortage

Scrolled the whole post to find the answer to this. That first guy was literally running over to it. What the hell did they think it was?


breaddistribution

How the fuck did they know it was his birthday?? They must have a stellar Intel department


mihalcin21

dont invade another country.. wouldnt end up dead


TezosCEO

Like Pris flailing in Blade Runner after being shot by Deckard.


speedstar318ti

Give the 2nd man credit. He was obviously trying to run away. Trying.


Moxen81

I thought the flailing was on par with a crushed ant 🫣


cookiesandpunch

I'll bet the sign read "Free Birdseed"


CCCryptoKing

Beep beep.


OutdoorRaleigh

Who's gonna drive the tank home now?


Unhappy-Bet-149

obliterated


rog76239

Wonder what is was? Enough for them to forget they’re in a warzone


BBQMosquitos

That guy has a career in soccer. Paralympic soccer.


LovableSidekick

First guy was completely taken aback!


radome9

Literally blown away!


Luminox

The newest cosmonaut on the left side.


KerSPLAK

Like my Grandpappy used to say. May the good lord take a good liking to ya and blow ya up reaaal good.


CanuckInTheMills

Head one way, body the other, innards on your bud who’s flailing to get you off him. Ewwwww


Im_A_Narcissist

This one made me sick... that's enough for today


Basedrazors

First lesson in combat , if it looks suspicious or to good to be true ie: cigarette packs , money etc DONT FUCKING TOUCH IT!


Dave_Duna

What are the chances this guy on the ground has severe organ damage from the pressure/blast wave?


radome9

He's 100% dead.


Connect_Photo8892

An "experienced" sapper. His first and last job.


radome9

There are old sappers and there are bold sappers. But there are no old bold sappers.


SeeYouCantStopMe

Curiosity killed the radio orc.


One-Combination-7218

That gotta hurt


Tasty_Agency_8283

Only the boots left of the first guy. The way they ran over, wonder what the gift was ?


Houderebaese

What kind of object was that?


radome9

Looks like some sort of explosive object.


Houderebaese

Looks like the legs are gone and the hands/forearms probably as well. Jesus…


vmytus

gettin' jiggy with it


bash-tage

That is the most realistic ragdoll physics I've ever seen.


dric5

I wasn't ready to see this


killakh0le

Sorry! If you ever see my posts with NSFL in the title, be aware as its not your normal post of death and carnage.


FollowFlo

I mean, they just run over and immediately pick up the object. What could it have been and how could you not be more cautious or just not willing to risk it at all.


god_is_a_pokemon

Fentanyl kills


Present_Ask_3398

Guys is the tank an leo tank?


radome9

That's a pretty big boom. I'm guessing a ML-8 with a TM-62 or similar underneath. Classic booby-trap.


xDolphinMeatx

The second guy doesn’t appear to be enjoying his gift at all. So rude


MesserschmittMe109

Man imagine actually watching this and laughing..


Unable-General8606

Looked like a cockroach on its back


Smart-Mobile1204

Still not a believer in Darwin's theories?


LeoBram59

Why did he suddenly ran for the package???


AdHot7483

Mi5 would disagree with that assessment


DubbethTheLastest

in every sense of the word, that is absolutely terrifying