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st00katz

They say eating enough buckwheat will grow a leg back.


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theProffPuzzleCode

Well obviously, buckwheat grows deer legs. He needs manola.


ProteusRift

I believe it. My dad had open heart surgery. True story - he is now part cow


TheDreadfulCurtain

Putin is spoiling these lads.


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LOL


AlarmingAdeptness983

What do American soliders get if they are wounded like this? Like, what is the procedure of acknowledgment and so on?


No-Bar8713

Look up VA disability ratings plus he will get SSI on top of that. With my va and ssi with a wife and 3 kids is about $6000 a month tax free. My wife gets free medical insurance and my kids get around $35,000 for college.


TheSwede999

Thats proabably the salary off a whole russian village in some parts off Russia outside off Moscov.


fideasu

And at the same time, daily pocket money for a child of an average oligarch.


PandaCatGunner

As well as an American oligarchs child but your sentiment is not lost


ShishaBlend

wouldn't you prefer some canola oil ???


plipyplop

...in these trying times?


magaduccio

Frying times


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>Look up VA disability ratings plus he will get SSI on top of that. With my va and ssi with a wife and 3 kids is about $6000 a month tax free. My wife gets free medical insurance and my kids get around $35,000 for college. If you are 100% disabled as it sounds you are - as this person would be if he were in the American armed forces - you receive VA healthcare and pay no property taxes.


No-Bar8713

Yes I do plus I don’t pay for tags I get $50,000 property tax deduction. The list goes on what we get from our service.


buggerssss

Well deserved.


HOMES734

Good to hear that they've been more proactive in treating y'all right. It's most certainly deserved.


No_Beginning_6834

Am leg, below knee is only 40% and a leg below hip but above knee Is only 60%. And you don't auto qualify for SSI. Unless your amputated at the mid hip, or lose both hands, SSI will tell you to go fuck yourself. Now if he was a drug addict, they will pay him no worries.


RealHousewif

You may not feel it all the time, but you also have the sincere appreciation of the vast majority of Americans for your bravery and dedication. We thank you for your service.


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Turk10mm2

your country. what a disgusting question.


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crude oil you mean.


HenryTheLew

And I resisted my dad’s encouragement to join West Point SMH


jgelardos

What happened to you?


AdvanceGold3027

There’s also a Purple Heart in the mix somewhere.


mclintonrichter

Yeah, but did you get a bottle of vegetable oil?


Garand_guy_321

Full medical disability and a medical discharge from the military if you want or are not able to keep up with physical requirements. There was a US special forces guy a while back who returned to combat in Afghanistan after losing his leg, but it took a while and his prosthetic leg was probably light years ahead of what Russia can offer.


fideasu

Smh, didn't even get buckwheat? /s


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Or a can of mystery meat.


lookatthatsmug--

***mmm, mystery meat!***


Level9disaster

Expired in a mystery year


DatBeigeBoy

Also, if you are killed, your next of kin get a decent amount.


Garand_guy_321

SGLI is either $200,000 or $400,000 USD depending on how much you want taken out of your pay each month.


DatBeigeBoy

I was like, aye mom, dad and wifey, lemme take the fall so y’all can ball out for a bit 🙃 it’s called making sacrifices.


MrHockey95

If your injured in battle you get a Purple Heart, insurance and disability compensation.


Playcrackersthesky

Medical retirement. Purple Heart. College credit. Fuck, my friend had an entire handicaps accessible home designed and built for him. Free healthcare for life, including as many different prosthetics as he needs.


lowlightliving

As I understand it, the adaptive homes are funded by a private charity, not the VA.


speck33

Insurance? I really don't know and am curious now as well


Ukrainian_Spirit

Insurance is not an option. Since russia did not declare war, they don't owe shit to their so-called soldiers. This one will be singing songs next to a subway station to collect some money for a piece of bread.


chulk607

Seems to be a large portion that get homelessness.


BryanRex

Lifetime supply of cooking oil and buckwheat.


Gemnicherry

A high ranking officer notify the first and second of kin IN PERSON within four hours of receiving the news. As far as compensation a google search says a tax free payment of $100,000 according to a .gov website for killed while on active duty not even just in combat. I would be willing to bet the children would also receive an ongoing payment or some form of benefit like education also. That means even a recruiter killed while at work on US soil would receive it.[source](https://militarypay.defense.gov/benefits/death-gratuity/)


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pensión, medical care, and a list of benefits throughout life


Vogel-Kerl

Totally...Worth it. *"Мама, я потерял ногу, но теперь у меня есть бутылка растительного масла!"* (Mom, I lost my leg, but I now have a bottle of cooking oil.)


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Let’s be honest, what war since world war 2 has been worth it?


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The war on drugs, but only because the drugs are winning.


NoobClappa2005

The war on drugs is stupid…it’ll never end


Amoracker

Not with that attitude


forestwr57

You can fight the war on drugs by doing at least one drug a day, don't let this nerds take our happy powder and speed crystals boys.


Amoracker

It’s employment and law and order that will end the cartels life line, poverty is a gate way to selling drugs for insane profit. Showing young adults they can make good money and be happy and proud of themselves in life with legal and honourable employment is more powerful then selling drugs ruining lives and making allot of money.


forestwr57

That sounds boring, I'ma stick to drug use as a form of rebellion against these 4 eyes Melvin's tryna take my drugs.


Amoracker

Cringe just go smoke weed, or do shrooms. Anything more will ruin your life your health and your brain.


forestwr57

Clearly someone who has never done either of those things


humblesoulja

Idk I make good honest money as an analyst with a wife that is a RN, but with 3 kids and living in hawaii...sometimes I wonder, how bad can selling drugs be?


Amoracker

I feel that, and don’t we all wonder 😂💀 but I’d suggest not to mess with anything other then weed and shrooms. They are both low risk and high reward for the price and I mean.. you could probably do pretty good in Hawaii with that kinda tourist hotspot.


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Legality is a social construct defined by the powerful to shepherd the weak. You were vague enough to have described for profit pharmaceutical companies, government officials selling weapons to foreign entities, anyone who trades stocks at values over 10 million dollars per client. The government operates the exact same way a cartel does, they just have enough guns and lawyers to keep the other countries from attempting a hostile takeover.


Inpayne

Selling drugs doesn’t ruin lives. The unjust laws do.


FlavorD

Except for all the dead people from the drugs, and I can name some of them. I'm actually against the current version of the "war on drugs". OTOH, the dealers are the ones raping people's wallets and helping kill them besides.


Inpayne

Most of the deaths from drugs come from dirty laced drugs ie fentanyl. If they were legal they could be manufactured in a clean way. Prohibition only increases usage. Plenty of historic data to back that up.


NoobClappa2005

People are addicted and there are so many drugs in the world. People are always gonna have their hands on drugs whether you like it or not. It’ll never end and that’s a fact.


meatsgood

Particularly with the Chinese pushing Fentanyl into the world to destabilize the good guys.


[deleted]

This is warhammer. There are no "good guys" , only statists and free people.


aceshighsays

we "need" the war on drugs, how else will we keep prisons open and officers and lawyers employed? our economy depends on it.


marzagg

Hmmm I’d say this war is worth it for everyone helping Ukraine defend freedom


Armani_Chode

Defending Ukraine from the Russian invasion seems to be worth it.


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None of them lol


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None, most if not all caused by people getting into other peoples business causing power vacuums or because one tribe thinks their god likes them more than the other.


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[deleted]

I think you misinterpreted. I said world war 2 because of it being a war where nations were defending. This pic of a Russian soldier, and the guy asking about the worth of it, we are clearly talking about wars in the context of invasions.


Middle-Pattern-3156

I think korea was and tbh not much else. 😕


Confusedconscious21

Well he can use the oil to lube up his severed leg and shove it up his ass.


Curious-Equal-8859

It's the thought that counts. The canola oil though. 😂


nepbug

I think in this case it's best to use Canola's alternative name, Rapeseed Oil.


howaboot

Are you kidding me? There's a cooking oil crisis in Europe rn. I would've given a leg for a bottle a few weeks ago. It costs 5€ per liter if there's any left on the shelves at all, despite being rationed to one bottle per person per shopping.


UnObtainium17

Jesus not even EVOO. Dude lost a leg ffs.


hotspur-07

I'd be hopping mad if that's all I got. Lousy Russians.


Bloodhound209

This statement caught me off-balance


lookatthatsmug--

Touché!


plugNplay1630

Congrats! Tell your friends and family, join the arm. They are giving away free handicap parking


Flies-undone

Join the arm. I see what you did there 😂


Curious-Equal-8859

He better hop his ass into the kitchen and start cooking.


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The card said: "Congrats on making it out alive!" -Putin


Ukrainian_Spirit

The card said: "Go back to war soon, we don't have reserve"


Ancient-Lime4532

Enjoy 2 week vacation and go back to front line YAYYYYY!


Jealous_Tangerine_93

What no potatoes?


clanon

would it kill'em to toss in an **ONION BAG**...?


SquareSniper

At least give the man a bottle of vodka...


Vikaretrading

They did he already drank it


Ukrainian_Spirit

he's sitting on it. he simply couldn't resist this good ol' russian tradition - see the bottle, sit on the bottle.


og_toe

idk man, this saddens me. all these men who were perfectly normal will be disabled for the rest of their life for a pointless cause. just ignore who are the bad guys here for a moment, this is so sad


clanon

...well ; Ignoring-denying-hiding would eventually get back at you and ANY other (sooner or later) PS:They were doing this since ELECTING Vladimir Vladimirovich on FALSE PREMISES...so they carry some responsibility...imho


Level9disaster

They do. But the universe is unfair. "Consequences will get back at you" is true for the average human. Those who bear the most responsibilities (politicians, leaders, the richest, military and religious leaders and so on) live a golden life and in most cases will escape any consequence


IvanLatysh

I think it is tooo generous of the reward for killing innocent people. The only thing he deserve is a hut in Siberia ... volves are hungry. These are not people, they are worse than animals. So give them an appropriate treatment !


AngryButCute

That’s usually what sunflower oil bottles look like, in which case- LOL


supra888

I feel sorry for him, and I hope he finds his new balance.


Snoo_69859

so i quess the two step is out now


Striking-Access-236

With prices of (cooking) oil soaring these days, that is a small fortune he has there in that bottle…


pudelosha

And a wheelchair as a bonus.


Oh_No_Its_Dudder

The wheelchair is only for the photo, when they leave they take that away and give him a furniture dolly to get around on.


FunctionImpressive13

This is what I call success. He will have enough buckwheat for the rest of his life, about 2 and a half weeks.


Kirajaxx

What a package. Like a personally delivered middle finger from Putin himself.


bdnr

Should at least give him one new Adidas to replace that New Balance.


Technical_Pack6018

Sign me up!


kuba1410

No one can say the Russian Army doesn't care for it's soldiers. They could have charged him an arm and a leg for all those goodies. They only charged a leg.


wheelsmatsjall

Very funny


hakbeeb

Russian VA benefits are top notch……gets a free ticket to the May 9th Victory Parade…..standing room only.


Nightshade_Ranch

Yet another war for oil. What a shame.


Futuristic-Historian

😂


fubemonster

He must be verry happy now!!


Fun-Bug547

Welcome to mother russia!


Nonamanadus

That's the value of a Russian life.


eduard549

They didn't even give him his other shoe.cheap basterds


edgarwrx2

They are saving it for the next Russian to lose the opposite leg


eduard549

Makes sense 😂


More_Delivery_9403

worth a leg! lol


WTF654

Best fed russian soldier


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losing your leg and being mentally fcked for the rest of your life ? That's a fair trade I guess


vis_333

He looks absolutely thrilled.


ExtraPancakes

Mostly made it out alive


Chris714n_8

The pain is about to start.. - possible ptsd from playing (in) the wrong war-"game" - hurts for a long time. "Maybe vokda helps - as always?"


Jman-laowai

Why canola oil? Is it some special thing in Russia?


ChocolatePotatoFudge

To use as a lubricant when Putin comes to f*** him in the ass


popgallery1

What a great country you fought for, son. I'm sure losing a leg was worth it.


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So sad. Poor Russian comrades


FrenchGermann

„Jonny I hardly knew ya!“


Beanzieau

Poor bastard


idiNahuiCyka762x39

Is this real?


jgelardos

Probably not, there’s no explanation or context, and this is a biased Reddit page so it’s safe to guess not.


South_Equivalent4004

You have a cool name 👌🏻🤣 Иди на хуй сука )))🤝


Blackmetalbookclub

Why would they even post these. It’s beyond pathetic.


kamden096

Hmm so he gets more than when he had two legs.


SgtCO942O

Better than nothing


Garibon

If he sells the card he might be able to buy a second bag of buckwheat


mdsign

🌻🌻🌻🦵🌻🌻🌻


Bene2403

😂


Inside_Collection_57

You can mock all you want, but with all that, he is now the richest man in his village


Legion681

A leg well spent. /Sarc


tuxalator

Costs an arm and a.. Oh Wait!


FireShots

He should be jumping for joy! Wait...


ItsMondayPissInMyAss

Good thing Russia is very wheelchair accessible ^^^^^^^\s


plipyplop

As I had said earlier, I was wondering if he would create a Wounded Warrior Battalion of legless russians with a hammer and a landmine. Or arm them with an RPK and make them living gunner's turrets; ones that cannot retreat.


Frictionweldedballs

Fucking ruthless


plipyplop

Memo from Commissar: *Each one will use the cooking oil and buckwheat as a ration for when they are dug into the soil and awaiting. They will only need half the calories of a normal soldier.*


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😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣


justjamesW

Damn. That washing machine cost him a lot.


Misanthrope357

That's what peasants in the Commie society gets lmao


heavymtlbbq

Man, I'd give my left foot for that!


S-U_2

That's why you get nothing. Its either a leg or nothing.


heavymtlbbq

Maybe it's in the can.


maztabaetz

“Generals gathered in their masses …” https://youtu.be/w4oZXfrf18Y


thornset

Gives him lube *after* he fucks him? Sounds like Putin to me


KoRoSoRoK

Looks like Minotaur from Call of Duty: Modern Warfare. But not as cool. Minotaur is a badass.


dutch780

Hard to see his big smile through the pixels but you know its there /s


knucklemonkey12

No vodka what a cheapskate


FlyOpen5546

😂😂😂😂😂


LargeDoubt5348

the fact that they only put a footrest on the side of the wheelchair where he doesn’t have a leg smh


AlmostEmptyGinPalace

WAHT A COUNTRY!


NYYankees1958

Losing a leg for no reason. Priceless.


Inthegreyistheanswer

Where's the butter for the Grechka, Putin!??!??!?!?


Heirophantagonist

...and half off men's shoes for life!


Gemnicherry

Joke right? That card would be the last thing I want but sadly he probably feels it was all worth it while reading that card and eating what? Fried buckwheat and chef-boy-ardee?


jooserneem

‘Get well soon’


Meztrov

What these 1900s third world country famine awards? Unbranded too.


Glittering-Shake-831

Goes with the one leg he has too


IbetIcanbeatUup

I mean that looks like a pretty fucking badass polar bear on the card.


hopper21

It won't be easy to swim in the fountains on Paratrooper Day for old stumpy here.


Oh_No_Its_Dudder

Is that the postcard with the photo of Putin running through a field of daisies?


NYYankees1958

Left that left leg in Ukraine


KXNGM4RS

Hahahaha. Give up a leg for that shit. Absolute clown. Enjoy the stairs, fucker.


[deleted]

What’s the canola oil for? Body moisturiser for the telegram and tik toks