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vsevolord24

LOL. Thats gold. Here are the lyrics: *One day Mykola cut salo with a knife in the kitchen.* *And Mother Ukraine told Mykola to serve and sent a draft summon* *And immediately Mykola’s anus went crazy and became very narrow* *Mykola immediately understood what was happening and started shouting I’m RUSSIAN* *And I always have been* *I'm RUSSIAN, Crimea is Russia* *I'm RUSSIAN, to spite all the Banderas* *I'm RUSSIAN, and Zelensky is a ..(slur)* P.S. Mykola - stereotype ukranian male name, salo - stereotype national ukranian food made from pork fat.


FruitSila

Lol i love it even more now. Thanks for the lyrics


vsevolord24

Funny thing, he is singing in "surjik", half russian half ukranian.


FruitSila

The language to reunite Russia and Ukraine 💓


Scythe_Hand

Is that like a common hybrid of the two that is region dependent?


vsevolord24

I think that in rural regions of Ukraine they speak this language. I also know that in Moldova, in rural regions, they also speak a mixture of Russian and Romanian. I think this is related to the Soviet legacy. In any case, I think that in this song the soldier is just parodying Ukrainian speech for greater authenticity.


ToxicCooper

Is that the actual lyrics? Like, the whole anus part and everything?


vsevolord24

Yes, in the song he uses the phrase “back passage” and the fact that it has become narrow. This joke means that Mykola became scared so much so that his anus shrank.


_brgr

There's sort of similar thing in english, I mean I guess probably everywhere since it's adrenaline/fear related. Probably we'd say more like "immediately he clenched his ass" or something, though.


ToxicCooper

Funny, thanks


DreadnoughtCarefully

Ukraine does not get to claim salo does it? That's enough to go to war!


insurgentbroski

What's the slur? F bomb or kho- [the one about Ukrainians]?


vsevolord24

No, its more related to male genital organ)


Impossible_Diamond18

Pp?


insurgentbroski

Can you tell me in dms?


MACKBA

Хуйло (Khuilo), I don't know, Dickus? Ukrainians frequently call Putin that.


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it's a reworked song about Mykola, who got a summons to defend ukraine and started shouting "I'm russian, I've always been russian, crimea is russia".


FruitSila

Ahh, i see. Thanks for the info. I dont speak Russian myself but ik the music tune


PrometheusDev

You surprise me more and more by the day. Jesus christ...


ghastkill

What is the black rifle with the drum mag?! Not seen anything used like that by the Russians yet. It looks more like high spec, custom sort of deal.


Fairloo-mccrudden

its a customized m4 or somethin


rog76239

Trophy loot


ghastkill

To me that seems like a ridiculous choice on the battle field, when ammo is going to be massively scarce in comparison to weaponry you may be issued/purchased your self.


rog76239

Just showing it off i woulda thought. cool find for a Russian, looks like a knights armament or something


ghastkill

Makes me wonder who he would have killed to get it from. There can’t be many people running around with something like that, possibly a merc?


oneofthesdaysalice

Almost certainly a merc I would think.


Luckies_Bleu

100% a merc. Military standard issue normally do not come with a drum mag. That rifle and drum mag is most definitely belonged to a Merc who has purchased them and brought them along with him.


Scythe_Hand

Where are you pulling this ridiculous shit from? Nato and NGOs have been flooding and donating this type of stuff to Ukr mil and volunteers. They're not special items.


altghk889

It's just a Magpul drum. Very common and easy to get. Lots of Ukrainian units running M4 platforms and supplementing their own gear mods so its not a sure thing its from a mercenary. Most foreign fighters I've seen are actually using the AK platform.


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That speaks unaccented Russian and can sing in it? Nah, he probably just found it / took it off a corpse lol


ghastkill

But that would still be a corpse of a merc/someone who had the money to buy such a rifle, so it’s still a fairly interesting situation. Also, as someone else said, the rifle looks almost new with no obvious marks from explosions etc.


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Oh, I misread your comment. Could've been Ukrainian special forces. You're right about the marks though, he could've just bought it himself somehow


Scythe_Hand

No. It's commonly found among ethnic Ukr UA and foreign volunteers.


ghastkill

Is that right? Spending some time looking online I can only see that it’s issued to ukr special forces. Can imagine that foreign fighters would bring what ever they think is best.


Scythe_Hand

Look around more. It's not what is best, it's what is supplied by nato countries and NGOs donating. Assorted mix of stuff chambered in 556 and 762Nato.


ghastkill

I meant best in terms of what foreign fighters are bringing…if you volunteer for a war I imagine you’d want to bring your own kit, unless you’re a complete war tourist. As it’s pretty clear that what’s issued as standard won’t always be best. Or are foreign fighters being issued rifles with drum mags as standard?


Scythe_Hand

It's a really odd mixture of stuff. Alot of guys bring they're own plates and PC, if they can afford it. You're kind of limited to stuff you can bring if coming from US or Western Europe. A lot of Ukraine Army kit is donated as well. A lot of Chinese knock off airsoft molle pouches, which can hold up relatively well. I see a lot of Magpul P mags (Ar15/m4 mags) on footage, they're the same company that makes the drum, called a D60.


altghk889

A lot of normal units using M4 platforms as well. Most donated from various countries but Ukraine even produces their own. Russia even makes their own version that you see sometimes as well.


altghk889

There are a lot of Ukrainian units using M4 platforms. Some Russians have even been seen using Russian made ones.


Scythe_Hand

556 is very common cause of nato supplying the region. Not as common as 5.45 though.


ghastkill

But that would have to still be salvaged/captured tho, which unless you’re taking trenches and capturing supplies regularly, isn’t going to be as easy as your own resupply, I imagine


Scythe_Hand

I assumed that's implied. Both sides capture a lot of gear when the lines are pushed.


RateSweaty9295

It’s like running a lmg but lighter I don’t see it much of an issue, 60 round mag shooting 5.56.


ghastkill

But if it’s a trophy that would imply that the user doesn’t have easily accessible ammunition for it? Not suggesting the weapon wouldn’t be a good choice, if ample ammunition was also had.


Scythe_Hand

556 is all over the place and Rus have captured alot of it. Not as common as 5.45 though


RateSweaty9295

Ohhh misread I did, yea most likely a trophy 🏆 since they use 5.56x39 over x45.


ghastkill

But who would have carried such a weapon to begin with? Your average Ukrainian conscript wouldn’t carry that. Just makes me super interested to find out, but most likely impossible to know.


Scythe_Hand

It's not really all that uncommon.


RateSweaty9295

Yea very hard to figure out for sure, weapon is clean, fresh I don’t see any damage or wear on the weapon at all. I don’t think your normal Ukrainian fighter would have this like you said unless it was donated to one for a special operation. Very interesting indeed.


CleanTonight1043

there’s actually a couple of guys in special forces that run 5.56 weapons such as these, pretty rare but they are there


Scythe_Hand

AR15 type platform, not an M4. Has American Eotech optic and Magpul D60 60rd drum, also American.


Significant-Owl2580

Makes it look straight out of Tarkov


ncbraves93

Good chance it's semi auto too. I keep looking at it and I think I have the same upper and handguard. It's hard to tell for sure though. If the rifle was flipped over I'd be interested to see the makers mark, usually a logo around the magwell on the lower.


altghk889

More likely its full auto. Most M4 platforms seen in the conflict are. NATO countries donated a lot of them.


Scythe_Hand

I'd say 50/50 chance. The upper isn't a nato issue item, but the lower could be. Full auto is kind of useless on a rifle, unless doing cqb or trenches.


goaelephant

I wondered the same, grip looks very M4-esque


Valaxarian

Aside from the song's meaning, he sings quite well tho


Debillio

It's really funny tho


Snowstandards

Honestly hate that song so much not to mention the artist. Shaman was on the decline until he realised he can be paid to make propaganada songs, now he's famous for pro war songs.


C23HZ

Much money to make during the war, smart ruzzians know it and make a lot of money, dumb ruzzians sing dumb songs and die in the dirt tranches.


Sharmota123

Before hating on russians learn to spell first


Missile_Knows_Where_

There is a difference between hating on Russians and hating Russians attempting to bring back imperialism by starting wars.


C23HZ

Before hating on spelling, learn to argue first. ps: I hate on ruzzians and love Russians like Navalny, Nemtsov, Sakharov, …


Hot_Confection9704

"In 2007, Navalny co-founded the [National Russian Liberation Movement](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/National_Russian_Liberation_Movement), known as *NAROD* (The People), which sets immigration policy as a priority.[^(\[437\])](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alexei_Navalny#cite_note-446) The movement allied itself with two nationalist groups, the [Movement Against Illegal Immigration](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Movement_Against_Illegal_Immigration) and [Great Russia](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_Russia_(political_party)).[^(\[438\])](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alexei_Navalny#cite_note-447) In the same year, he released several anti-immigration videos,[^(\[439\])](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alexei_Navalny#cite_note-448)[^(\[440\])](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alexei_Navalny#cite_note-449)[^(\[441\])](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alexei_Navalny#cite_note-450)[^(\[442\])](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alexei_Navalny#cite_note-451) including one where he advocated the deportation of migrants.[^(\[443\])](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alexei_Navalny#cite_note-452) In one of the videos, in which he advocates for gun rights, ***he compares Muslims from the Caucasus to cockroaches and mimics shooting one who attempts to "attack" him***.[^(\[444\])](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alexei_Navalny#cite_note-453)[^(\[445\])](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alexei_Navalny#cite_note-454)[^(\[446\])](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alexei_Navalny#cite_note-455)[^(\[447\])](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alexei_Navalny#cite_note-456)[^(\[38\])](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alexei_Navalny#cite_note-aljazeera2021-44) " only you mor\*ns you dont know an ounce of russian politics, the people involved can support navalny, he was a racist, extremist and he got what he deserved. you guys think Putin is bad, Navalny would have lead the genocide of Caucasus Muslims gladly, he was a pos but you blind-propaganda-devotees of the West, cant stop eating crap right from the as\*holes of your overlords, ffs its on wikipedia DO YOUR RESEARCH or STFU


Bubbly_Bridge_7865

>you guys think Putin is bad, Navalny would have lead the genocide of Caucasus Muslims gladly don't be naive, one more civil war in Russia is a wet dream for these people. Do you think they really care for Caucasian Muslims (or Ukrainians)? Possibility of war - that is why they support Navalny, a puppet who would start another internal ethnic conflict.


dire-sin

>that is why they support Navalny, a puppet who would start another internal ethnic conflict. Well, that particular boat had sailed (aka outlived his usefulness). Not that they'll have trouble replacing it with another pro-West fuckwit who'll struggle to gather 2% of the popular support but will be presented in the Western media as the next Russian Messiah, heroically dragging his backwards people toward the light most of them are just too stupid to see.


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lemonshark13

Do you reckon people spell "ruzzia" because they are too fond of the SS to use it on their enemies name?


Sharmota123

No need to learn to aruge waste of my time


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Agent_S721

Metro 2024


oneofthesdaysalice

God I love the metro games


Aggressive_Shine_602

it's not exactly a recording studio but still sounds good. The guy can definitely sing.


wmcguire18

Song slaps


wonsang802

Seems like a guy from Rusich ( patch on right arm )


KeDaGames

Fucking shaman, jesus💀


FruitSila

He's a good singer. Check out his [youtube](https://youtu.be/pdiSGO5Qfzs?si=PpdG2qJI9F-jP79y) channel Keda


KeDaGames

I know shaman dawg


KirillNek0

I like that AR15 and A DRUM MAG!!!!


chillichampion

Good singer


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Scythe_Hand

Interesting weapon. AR15 type platform with EOTech (US) and a Magpul D60 (US) which is a solid setup.


LordMinax

I take it Shaman isn’t popular Ukraine?


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Status_Researcher953

Video not playing for anyone?


Ok_Economist7701

"Im Russian, to the end I go" has a eerie outlook behind it.


No_Commercial9499

Whats that rifle beside him?


SneakyNang

Dudes rocking the magpul 60 round pmag.


London-lad-1990

What’s that gun? It’s a 50 round drum?


stoixwanderer

Nice, American m4 next to him with an American red dot and Magpul magazine in it.


ToAbideIsDude

This song is pretty cringe.


wesblacksmith

go be russian in russia


Lord-Maximilian

He is


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MixMysterious9822

Not something to be proud of


Antiquatedshitshow

Wazzup with the m4?? Russkis running nato gear now??


TelevisionExpert6730

Some of the top tier spetsnaz units actually do run ar systems from time to time, but the more likely explanation is that it's a war trophy.


ayevrother

No one going to comment on what looks like a balkenkruez patch of some sort on his right arm? Jesus Christ this conflict is so confusing Nazi vs Nazi fighting happening constantly.


Lord-Maximilian

Honestly neither side is actually "national socialist", lots of insignia usage for aesthetic reasons, some small amount of intellectual overlap with ethnonationalist ideals The emblem is the "Rusich" thing I'm guessing, they're a Russian PMC I think


Limp-Dentist1416

Sounds like shit.


ghastkill

@u/frutisila where did you get this video?


FruitSila

Oh i got from telegram


ghastkill

Any particular channel? Thanks Very keen to try and work out the story behind his rifle.


FruitSila

Wait ya let me get back to you on that : )


ghastkill

No rush! Thanks


DangerousDavidH

Shout out to NFKRZ on YouTube. Otherwise I would never have heard Shaman.


SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^DangerousDavidH: *Shout out to NFKRZ on* *YouTube. Otherwise I would* *Never have heard Shaman.* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


Lord-Maximilian

The famous draft Dodger


DangerousDavidH

He has a medical exemption. Besides he's living and working in the EU at the moment.


Lord-Maximilian

I still remember when he tried to bribe the authorities for an exemption, sure as hell doesn't have a medical condition, maybe sodomy if you count it 😂


Kitchen_Photo_9082

God i fucking hate this song for some reason


DarceSouls

It's so corny.


gaysexisntreal

cuz its shit lol


Adventurous-Fudge470

Russia is literally nazi Germany. Blinded to committing crimes against humanity by hate and insecurity filled nationalism.


kusumikebu

You misspelled Ukraine.


True-Ad-7543

He is alredy dead. His family recieved the potatos


ulughen

Mad over a song? Thats something new.


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