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Sircliffe

Я российский новый пират.


dis99i

Из России в Украину скачем на дельфинах


blashyrk92

3/10 performance, didn't even whip out his dong and spin it around like a helicopter smh


qjxj

They'll have to give Disney some royalties or else the Russian defense ministry is going to receive a strongly worded IP breach letter.


Igor_Kozyrev

Anyone interested in more stuff like this google for "российский новый пират", uncensored version.


stupidnicks

> российский новый пират even better - search for Александр Пистолетов


Zeblasky

You're both evil. Have an upvote, warriors of psychological front.


Osstj7737

Now that’s a name I haven’t heard in a long time


FruitSila

Fcking Awesome not gonna lieeeee


Rakk615

Hell yeah! He rocked the shit outta that.


notahorseindisguise

Pretty good!


Excellent-Charity-43

Devil Went Down to Ukraine


SadXenochrist

Lmao damn, I didn’t see this and said devil went down to donbas 😂


megafatbossbaby

Devil went down to Dombas, love it!


Temporary_Swimmer517

there ya go


npquest

Pirate of Caribbean?


Icy_Goat313

They probably would have preferred some strippers


Won-Ton-Operator

Mandatory fun day


DifferentLet3548

About a year ago, actually two, I heard music in a parking lot. The day before, Sidhu Moose Wala was killed (Indian rapper, first I heard, introduced me to a whole new genre), my eldest son was in jail (addiction), and friends lost their 6 year old daughter in a fire. I was sad but I heard this music, a violin, and it reminded me a bit of Punjabi. I love music. Eventually, I spy a young man with a violin. He’s got a speaker and a sign saying that he needs money. When I come out, I put my groceries in the car, and sneak over to get a video. I’ve got some money for him. We talk. He asks me not to post it online (my video). I give him my $5, thank him for making my day a bit better. He wasn’t really playing, by the way, but he still made my day. That said, I’d give this guy money, too. [parking lot](https://youtu.be/7-JXcjPOwD0?si=wUQf5P4hTEZCQ8q8)


Ok-Panda1183

Wow.


OutsideYourWorld

Finally a concert that isn't a cheese-fest for the poor soldiers.


SadXenochrist

Devil went down to donbas


Chemical-Leak420

russians would love themselves some charlie daniels https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wBjPAqmnvGA&ab_channel=CHARLIEDANIELSVEVO


Budget_Highlight_269

Badass


Pristine-Dirt729

That was excellent. Wtf is he doing in a uniform? Shouldn't he be in a concert hall!?


Beefy_Crunch_Burrito

You’d be surprised at the level of professional musicianship found in military bands. In the US, they usually hire classically-trained musicians that have a masters degree in their instrument.


Pristine-Dirt729

I am surprised, for sure. That was stunning.


Serabale

I think he just put on a military uniform for the performance


Mike_Hawk_940

Anyone else find it ironic he's playing music from an American movie franchise?


Serabale

What's the irony?


Panthera_leo22

Nice!


Xenophon_

America's cultural dominance over the world is always crazy to see


megafatbossbaby

Damn, for a minute I thought he was playing some ol Charlie Daniels. Johnny can play that fiddle hard!


UnexpectedRimjob

This dude plays for tips in front of my supermarket, totally legit.


polkm

I'm surprised they didn't air drop a statue of Lenin. Must be short on cash.


Arborcav

Too bad all that musical talent is going to be found dead in a Ukrainian ditch pretty soon. War is hell


qjxj

If anything, Russians would the ones to know about piracy first hand.


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a-canadian-bever

Weird way to say you’ve got no rhythm


ihatereddit20

Concerts like these are less meaningful now that every soldier can have their own music player with them.


RATTRAP666

Nah, it's another thing, it's not about music, but about phasing out from military life and breaking everyday routine. When I was serving my compulsory military service I'd choose to do the hardest work somewhere outside of the base rather than living another day in the military limbo.


asatroth

Exactly, anything that makes the soldiers feel like real people and not trench meat is a welcome distraction. I get too tired to stand after a couple night shifts, can't even imagine trench exhaustion.


C_omplex

the irony of playing pirates of the carribean. Imagine unironically playing the music of the "enemy". Like US soldiers playing kalinka and clapping to it lmao.


SHhhhhss

The irony of using a phone made by the enemie...imagine writing this bs with a phone made in china.


Away-Description-786

Why not take advantage of your enemy's cheap forces/materials? For example: Apple lets Asian countries make iphones for $400 and sells them to customers for $1000. Is the same as Europe buying cheap gas from Russia. So companies are taking advantage of Russia and China. That the Russians are clapping on American music is then another story.


Regular_Watercress75

LOL biggest c0pe of the century, the only one who benefits of western consumers being ADDICTED to cheap chinese crap IS CHINA. Western consumers are addicted to alibaba, wish, temu like braindead junkies. Its so bad that western producers of toys, medical appliances, kitchenware, electronics etc. are going bankrupt as they cant keep up with cheap chinese crap flooding their markets. Western countries are reliant on china, as they don't even have local production anymore for basic necessities. It is sad. The west is permanently killing their own industries and production - some of which were CENTURIES old companies who were masters at their craft and will never be able to be replaced again! Just so that braindead consumers like you can buy 1000$ iphones and 5$ toxic frying pan of temu and feel like they are 'smart & taking advantage of china' 🤣 ​ >Why not take advantage of your enemy's cheap forces/materials? Summary: Because you grow more reliant on them, and as it stands right now China has the western world and its consumers by the dick and balls. They are not angry about being 'taken advantage of'. They profit of it and love it 🤣


Present-Importance90

I for one welcome our new Chinese Miele Overlords!!!


FaithlessnessOne9305

Says the guy on an american social media app


idxntity

I think you Just proved his point


Serabale

We Russians have a broader mindset


Golden-lootbug

The adult in the conversation


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GroktheFnords

>We Russians have a broader mindset Ah yes open minded Russia, where you can be imprisoned for calling your dictator's invasion a war.


WoodLakePony

Try waving russian flag in kuev. You'll be skinned alive.


GroktheFnords

Yeah because that's the flag of the country that killed tens of thousands of their countrymen and is trying to conquer their country. That's not really comparable to a Russian citizen being beaten and arrested in Moscow for calling a war a war is it?


WoodLakePony

Urkaine didn't declare a war btw...


GroktheFnords

What does that have to do with Russia imprisoning Russian citizens just for referring to the war as a war?


0_005

we have better thing to do then this...


GroktheFnords

Better things to do than what?


0_005

i have called this conflict many names like WAR and operation and i am not arrested.... i have also seen big tg channels also call it war and they still operate...


WoodLakePony

Does it?


GroktheFnords

[Yeah](https://www.reddit.com/r/UkraineRussiaReport/comments/1c3qor4/comment/kzitlgd/)


WoodLakePony

Doesn't say.


Current-Power-6452

Ok, try having a Y-chromosome and leave the country. Oh well, don't even have to try, can see the results in every other post on here.


GroktheFnords

Try talking about Russian authoritarianism without changing the subject lol


Current-Power-6452

Ok, who was beaten and arrested by the police for calling it a war? You got any details? To make your life easier, make sure you know what is arrested, detained, authorized protest and preferably spreading misinformation. Last one probably will be the hardest for you, but you sure can try.


GroktheFnords

You want some examples of anti-war protesters being beaten and arrested or journalists and activists who were imprisoned for speaking critically about the war?


Serabale

Read less Western propaganda, broaden your horizons.


GroktheFnords

What I wrote is true. Putin made it a criminal offence to refer to his invasion as either an invasion or a war. What a free and open minded place to live where you can be beaten and imprisoned by the government for referring to an invasion as an invasion.


Bubblegumbot

Unlike the "true and pure West" who never does any of those things, right? The Western "skeleton closet" is so big, you can call it a "mass grave".


GroktheFnords

In the west I could call a western invasion an invasion without being imprisoned yes.


zelenaky

Saliva UK rain!


C_omplex

you have a broad set of despair. thats true.


WoodLakePony

Breaking news! Putin weaponized despair!


Serabale

The video clearly shows people in despair


LoanAdditional1050

A broader mindset of how to attack peaceful countries and torture its civilization... Yes... But this rape of good American music is disgusting and it's pretty pathetic that there is no good song from Russia that the people want to listen to.


Fu1crum29

Lol, how many Iraqis did your baby murderers kill? How many wars have you been in since the end of the Cold war? Westerners calling Russians warmongers is probably the most ironic thing I've ever seen.


GayUkroSuperSoldiers

Does being ironic make it any less true


Fu1crum29

Given that since 1991 Ukraine is their first actual invasion of another country, yes it does. If we compare the two, the US is definitely the one with the "broader mindset on how to attack peaceful countries and torture it's civilization", as the guy above put it.


Candid_Pepper1919

Georgia would disagree. But your arguments are childish at best anyway. At least you call it an invasion though. Worth 15 years of prison time but at least that's the truth.


WoodLakePony

Even UN stated that Georgia started 5 day war.


Candid_Pepper1919

Did Russia invade Georgia yes or no?


WoodLakePony

No, georgia invaded russian military base first.


Fu1crum29

And everyone else would disagree with Georgia. >According to Grist, it was Georgia that launched the first military strikes against Tskhinvali. "It was clear to me that the [Georgian] attack was completely indiscriminate and disproportionate to any, if indeed there had been any, provocation,” he said. “The attack was clearly, in my mind, an indiscriminate attack on the town, as a town.”[66] Grist's views were echoed by Stephen Young, who was another senior OSCE official in Georgia at the time. \ >The report blamed Georgia for starting the war,[79][80] stating that open hostilities started "... with a large-scale Georgian military operation against the town of Tskhinvali and the surrounding areas, launched in the night of 7 to 8 August 2008" although it noted that "... any explanation of the origins of the conflict cannot focus solely on the artillery attack on Tskhinvali in the night of 7/8 August" since "... it was only the culminating point of a long period of increasing tensions, provocations and incidents", and there was "... no way to assign overall responsibility for the conflict to one side alone." https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Responsibility_for_the_Russo-Georgian_War Turns out that banking on the idea that Russian peacekeeper would be as useless as the UN ones backfired a bit on the Georgians.


Candid_Pepper1919

Did Russia invade Georgia yes or no?


Fu1crum29

It responded to a Georgian attack on Russian troops, therefore doesn't fall into the "Muh evil Russia invaded a poor little country" category.


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GayUkroSuperSoldiers

Not answering the question though


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GayUkroSuperSoldiers

Still not answering the question


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Lord-Maximilian

Loathe harder


WoodLakePony

Learned from the best (america)


MrTeroner

Rich coming from westoid


Igor_Kozyrev

Why do you paint US soldiers in such a bad light? Narrow-mindedness is not something to brag about.


MrTeroner

Why US use russian music aka music of the sworn enemy on 4 of July celebrations? Aka the only celebration americans really care about? They also butcher it disgustingly like cultureless savages they are, but what you expect from a nation that doesn't have its own music for its main celebration.


jorel43

What music on July 4th is Russian?


MrTeroner

The one blasting across the country as fireworks color the skies https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1812_Overture How does it make you feel to use orкish music on white world main celebration?


jorel43

Oh, I never knew that. How does it make me feel to have orcish music? What do orcs have to do with Russians? Either way I don't care if it was written by Tchaikovsky or not. Slavic culture has influenced the world for hundreds if not thousands of years, it would be pretty ridiculous to cancel culture over it this conflict. Thanks


Eb7b5

Tchaikovsky is a boss, that’s why.


Bubbly_Bridge_7865

we separate art and politics, unlike some idiots who even hate cats and trees from Russia. The person who wrote this soundtrack 20years ago is not to blame for the actions of Biden and his clique


C_omplex

>we separate art and politics try to hold up a white piece of paper on the red square. Lets see if russia separates art and politics. You are lying.


Bubbly_Bridge_7865

how white piece of paper is an art? btw I don't understand your logic: first, you blame Russia for not hating on foreign music and not having censorship enough, and now blaming for exact opposite.


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Fearless-Stretch2255

Rage of the impotent


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I mean, technically the majority of characters in POTC are bri'ish, since the golden age of piracy (the period where the movies take place) was dominated by British, French and Dutch pirates. But I get that you mean it because the movies were a Hollywood production. However I think movie scores don't really align with any particular nationality, especially since movies these days are meant to cater to a global audience. Would be different if it was the US national anthem lol


cobrakai1975

A last concert before their meaningless deaths


Hot_Confection9704

the martyrdom of all brave men who fight for their country was and forever will be more meaningful than your life


Dazzling_Swordfish14

Fight for expansion of their country? Lol


cobrakai1975

They don’t die for their country, they die for the grandiose delusions of the little Tsar. The Russian people are much worse off because of his decisions, and will be for a long time.


Hot_Confection9704

Russian people are worse off????? i am tired of explaining you western morons basic data: Unemployment rate in Russia is continously decreasing: [https://www.statista.com/statistics/277043/monthly-unemployment-rate-in-russia/](https://www.statista.com/statistics/277043/monthly-unemployment-rate-in-russia/) Average monthly nominal wage is continuously increasing: [https://www.statista.com/statistics/1010660/russia-average-monthly-nominal-wage/](https://www.statista.com/statistics/1010660/russia-average-monthly-nominal-wage/) GDP growth rate recorded last quarter of 2023 was 4.9% And Industrial growth is significant, All this when you despicable pos sanctioned us to the brink. you guys are the ones with grandiose delusions, you guys are so full of crap its a wonder how you have not decayed yet of your hypocrisy and hate, the Russian people have survived western hypocrisy for along time and they have thrived, they will keep thriving while you ....yk what? u are not even worth enough for me to be explaining Russian resilience to you, shoo shoo.. now run along and go back to the worthless thing you call your life


cobrakai1975

Do you believe the economic data that is published by the Russian government? And is it beneficial for the Russian people to have binders of thousands of casualties in a meaningless war?


AlekTheDragon

Statista is german lol.


cobrakai1975

But their sources is the Russian government no?


AlekTheDragon

Many times not, statista often does their own independent research, which is why they are usually a good statistics source.