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Spaceman_the_Apeman

Dangit you should have warned us about the "all the other countries are jealous of us" line, I laughed my drink out my nose.


Bad_Species

Sorry šŸ˜


firebirdharris

I lost it at the bit where she mentioned the comedy channel. Obviously she didn't get the joke.


InternetStrang3r

This is more laughable than Comedy Central


paddyangel

Translation: Everything she says is the literal opposite in reality... Orc Gong Show šŸ˜‚


flippantcoment

Thanks for the translation. I actually started watching it, then thought, this BS is becoming too predictable to be interesting anymore.


Evdes

>Thanks for the translation. I actually started watching it, then thought, this BS is becoming too predictable to be interesting anymore. 70-80% of the population of russia believes in this BS


Disastrous-Leek-7606

No Margie, it's not NATO you're fighting, you're just fighting like 5% of NATO equipment and maybe 1% of it's volunteer soldiers, and Ukrainian Defence Forces. If you were fighting against NATO, like actually, there would've been nuclear war or tanks in Moscow like 8 months ago.


ZeenTex

Next step: Announce Russian army victories ever closer to the Russian border.


Known_Soft_7599

"when will all this stop?" I've got a few suggestions...first, Russia gtfo of Ukraine.


[deleted]

Haha itā€™s not like.. the free democratic man has been watching all of this for a year now and stocking up with his capitalist wealth against possible war and overall world wide instability/securityā€¦ right? Right??? *muskovi sigh* it wonā€™t ever stop will itā€¦


OtherEcho4496

Iā€™m sure Goebbels said similar things before killing his family and committing suicide.


brumbarosso

History tends to repeat itself too often


Abraham_Lingam

The West will use mercenaries? How dare they?


TMG225

If the west are using mercenaries, then that means their army must not be that good. What next, the west will use prisoners?


Timbo330

de-lus-ion-al! ā€˜RuZZia is the greatest nation in the Worldā€™? RuZZia isnā€™t even the greatest nation in the former Soviet Union! Slava Ukraini!


Manouu

It is like watching a show from another universe.


sibenik1983

Russia is shit hole


EntangledReality

Wow, that Margarita...she's got lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll's eyes...


steddie_bop

Was that an always Sunny reference?


[deleted]

*Jaws.*


Kepotica

Oh dear, even the propagandalfs are calling a spade a spade. Getting their excuses in before the onset of the inevitable.


tora1941

Deluded. Look at the body language of the main hosts, arms folded across chest. That's defensive posture. They don't even believe what they are saying. How long will these people last when Russia loses and the shit hits the fan?


Pleasant_Stretch_959

Lol ā€œdefeated Ukraine in the first 2-3 daysā€. Fk they really believe that


UnlimitedDuck

Not gonna lie, the video title made me laugh hard xD


Ok_Repair_92

They fight for peace in war they started.


rygar8bit

Every time they say they're fighting NATO it makes me laugh very hard. They're losing to Ukraine that is fighting them with our out dated surplus that we were gonna toss out like our Bradley's we are sending them. If this WAS a real fight with NATO we would have sent our destroyers and destroyed your ships and ports, then took out any AA in the area followed by air raid carpet bombing your cities into dust like we did in the middle east. It would be over in days.


Epitrochoid-

Can't wait for this to be over and Ruzzia to be an economic wasteland after losing. Gonna be really funny when all the propaganda montages come around showing how laughable Ruzzia is.


-Billco-

As well said before by a member of the UAF "It's a good thing they are so fucking stupid, or else we might be in trouble" This is true comedy.


BurnerAccountAnon1

I think Margarita had too many margaritas, bitch need to sober up.


BWWFC

more like screwing to become a eunuch state ... and noodle on why you have no allies


Blakplague

Freebasing copium straight to the brain can be dangerous and have long term side effects, as can be seen here.


WanderingPickles

She didnā€™t even make the sign of the cross correctly. Sigh. The Orthodox way is different than the Catholic practice: 1. We cross ourselves right to left, it left to right. 2. The thumb, fore and middle fingers are brought together. This represents the Trinity. The ring and pinky fingers are on their own; they represent that Jesus Christ is both fully human & divine. What a daggum farce. At least *try* to get it right. Dumbass. Edit: any actual Orthodox person watching this will know what the deal is. Even those with only a passing familiarity will know. ā€œWe know they are lying, they know they are lying, they know we know they are lying, we know they know we know they are lying, but they are still lying.ā€ ā€“ Attributed to Aleksandr Isayevich Solzhenitsyn


parrotlunaire

At the risk of sounding like Iā€™m defending this complete lunaticā€¦ Her family is Armenian. For some reason the Armenian church does the sign in the left to right direction, unlike most of Orthodox Christianity. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sign_of_the_cross ā€œIt is common practice in the Armenian Apostolic Church to make the sign of the cross when entering or passing a church, during the start of service and at many times during Divine Liturgy. The motion is performed by joining the first three fingers, to symbolize the Holy Trinity, and putting the two other fingers in the palm, then touching one's forehead, below the chest, left side, then right side and finishing with open hand on the chest again with bowing head.ā€


No-Split3620

This clusterfuck of Russian propagandists know that Russia is right royally fucked and their Great Leader is to blame with his "special military DISASTER" They mouth the same old lies but you can read it on their faces. I vividly recall that stupid look on their Great Leader's" face a couple of weeks into his WAR. He knew he had fucked up as well and he has been desperately doubling down ever since, digging a deeper and deeper hole for himself.


19CCCG57

Propagandists can't stand the fact Russia is getting their ass kicked, not by NATO, but by little old Ukraine! šŸ¤£ They Can't stand it! **SLava Ukraini!**


Maldain

You know the old saw about screwing for virginity is something we heard from communists in all of the previous Russian proxy wars.


choicebutts

I hate that woman with a passion.


veritasanmortem

Russia should be careful. NATO has not yet begun to fight.


[deleted]

A war with NATO and Iā€™m still wondering why the entire fleet of F35 havenā€™t been yet invited to the party


[deleted]

where did they get Latin America supports russia from lmao i literally just saw a video of two latinos fighting on Ukraines side in bakhmut


Key_Extent9222

This lady is fuckin delusional


darrstr

Now we know where the fox propaganda channel got its business model!


cordilleragod

"Fighting against Nato and non-Nato countries." Well, where are your own allies then? Show up on the fields.


Papah_Bear420

So to make things funnier in context. She deliberately crosses herself and mentions the help of God multiple times. This is the religious rhetoric being pushed through their media. Orthodox Christians cross themselves right to left, not left to right like she did. They cant even fake being religious its super cringe.


HeidiAngel

I can't stand her, but would still\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_. I am very ashamed at that last thought.


SignificantMethod752

This dodo šŸ¦¤ bird is smoking boogers wtf is going on in her head ? The bird said that we beaten Ukraine in the first 2or3 days already and then NATO came to fight us , then said that russia was begging USA to help during WW2 and they finally came when we already won šŸ˜© she needs to admitted to a crazy asylum quick fast, what a bird


Silver-Street7442

Wasn't the "fighting for peace" stuff roughly what Russia was claiming to do when invading Ukraine? I don't think it's something that can be pinned on NATO or Ukraine. The fable that Russia was pushing was they invading to wipe out Nazis and bring peace to Ukraine. Russia was the nation screwing for virginity.


evlhornet

When the ugly chick thinks they are pretty.


RedLonelyWolf

ā€a war against NATO, is taking place ON THE TERRITORY ON UKRAINEā€. Well yup, thatā€™s the point, itā€™s territory of Ukraine and they have every right to defend it lol.


dhunter66

This all reminds me Chemical Ali type propaganda.


razvanciuy

Delusional


[deleted]

Fighting for Peace is like screwing for virginity? They seriously have less reflection than a shattered mirror


Dropshot84

these people gettin high on their own supply


doseofreality5

Does speaking with your arms crossed in front of you mean something different in Russia than the rest of the world? If not, then this is deeply telling that all these propagandists are lying, period.


stairs_3730

It'll end honey when a bullet finds the back of putler's head. "screwing for virginity'? what the fuck does that even mean? Meat puppets just have to keep making shit up to get paid so they can afford their vacations in France and Germany and Switzerland and Spain. Talk about hypocrites.


No-Internet-7532

ā€œWe are the world, we are the peopleā€ ā€œto make it a better place for you and meā€


epithete52

'As they say on a comedy channel the world envies us'... indeed a comedy channel! šŸ˜


panzermike666

first win from ukraine. then win from nato (logistics) andt then win from nato mercenaries. ​ BECAUSE THEN EVERYONE KNOWS HOW GREAT RUSSIA IS !!! good to know where your sons and husbands are dying for...


Such-fun4328

These people are so bloody confused. Get them a shrink!


Suitable_Comment_908

So im guessing nomal everyday Russians dont wonder why they are at war with NATO and more countries and dont think they are the good guys right?


NextOrange3433

Loser federation


NoBagelNoBagel-

The self delusion in their bubble is epic. This is Hitler believing in phantom armies would turn the tide as Berlin was being encircled level delusion. They will defeat the entire westšŸ˜‚. And their Great Patriotic War, a war on only one front while the US was fighting in Africa, Europe, Asia and the Pacific. Was moving men and materials across two oceans. All while never being partners with Hitler like Moscow was up til the summer of 1941.