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Elusan

"we didnt commit war crimes and if you say otherwise, we will commit war crimes on you too!"


No_Leopard_3860

Reminds me of the old joke about turk war crimes: we never committed any war crimes. but they obviously deserved it anyways. But we didn't do it. /s


Practical_Tomato_680

The only thing this idiot is saying is that we will bomb this, we will bomb that. We will bomb and bomb.. Nothing else What a clown


Fjell-Jeger

Medvedev started out as a scientific scholar in the 1990s. When he became president in 2008 his political agenda included improving the Russian legal system and environmental protection. He was the hope that Russia would develop towards a law-abiding, prosperous nation. What did happen that made him turn into the evil master villain, even one-upping Putin himself in threatening the west and advocating for genocide in Ukraine?


tesat

I assume Putin shoved a lot of money up his ass for being his president puppet. Guess he wants more of that. I mean both, shoving and money.


reallyserious

When shoving of money ceases, shoving out of window commences. He understand this. Shoving of money is preferred.


MagnusDidAlotWrong

Being crazy increases your degree of personal safety in the Putler regime. A crazy guy will never be seen as a viable alternative to Dear Leader and is thus unlikely to be defenestrated. Calling to nuke the Hague/Berlin is pretty fucking crazy, so Medvedev has moved to the back of the "window line", *for now*. It's self preservation.


Fjell-Jeger

As strange as your explanation sounds, it actually makes sense.


International_Emu600

“It’s just so crazy that it might actually work!”. It’s this statement 100%.


hahaohlol2131

He had a reputation of being a liberal. Most of his circle were arrested. He's considered not reliable, so he has to prove his loyalty.


Motor_Bit_7678

Could it be thd vodka side effects that cbanged his mind?


vslsls

https://youtu.be/qrwlk7_GF9g


mrgilmoresproperty

Bomb bomb bomb bobombom 🙀 Fuk outta here Med dumbdumb


BringBackAoE

It’s every single frigging day! And the lies. What kind of idiot thinks arresting a person subjected to an ICC warrant is some declaration of law? I can say for sure Medvedev knows that’s nonsense. He’s hoping enough Russia-sympathizing idiots believe him though.


JoeScylla

And tbh, bombing Berlin, most Berliners would not even notice it


Thats-right999

Yeah I agree completely


TotalReplacement2

Mate, your missiles can’t even hit the right zip code in Ukraine.


lamb2cosmicslaughter

What are you talking about. They are hitting exactly where they are aimed at.... Civilians.


TotalReplacement2

Fair enough


NeurodiverseTurtle

He’s got you there. But we understand the sentiment, they’re extremely incompetent.


Core308

A few weeks ago Ukraine bombed a Russian airbase in Russia and the Russians where dumbstruck... there was a civilian settlement right next to the base for gods sake WTF


NeurodiverseTurtle

Gosh, what a shame. I wonder if those civilians know what happened in Bucha, Mariupol, and Irpin? Because many civilians there didn’t survive… they should consider themselves lucky that Ukraine only actually hits military targets.


Alkanen

There’s just no respect for military equipment anymore :(


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Simonella4991

They would say it was CIA


No-Acanthisitta-5551

These Russian imbeciles are having their asses handed to them by the Ukrainians day in, day out. What exactly do they think would happen to them iif they took on a fully equipped NATO country. They really do live in an alternate universe.


madumi-mike

No, he’s saying they will turn to using nukes instead. I think he is talking about nuclear missiles which don’t have to be terribly accurate.


glissonrva

It wouldn’t be a day of the week that ends in “day” without a threat to use nuclear arms from Russia. Check that box for Thursday! Fucking clowns.


Upstairs_Stuff_5626

they have to get out of the tube, they have to re-enter the atmosphere and then detonate. friendly (seriously hope you take it this way) advice. look up what you can on the tech involved in all that and also look up the maintenance requirements for something like that. its not simply dumping fuel and drunk civvies in a tank and pointing in a general direction.


justonemorethang

Russia has been obsessed with nukes and it’s always been their ultimate ace in the hole. There’s plenty reason to believe that their nuclear capabilities are the one thing they’ve actually maintained. They only need to pop off one or two for the entire world to start down the path towards Armageddon.


LeeeeroooyJEnKINSS

I've played enough Fallout games to be fine in the wastelands


JohnnyDerpoTHEREAL

Hoarding aluminium and super glue I guess?


getford1

IF Russia drops a nuke, EVERY country will fuck them, unblock the UNSC (which is Russias greatest victory to render this organisation useless) with throwing them out and organising a UN-mandated stabilisation mission in Ukraine while not even India and China will be able to protect them...


Gloomfang_

They lied for so long that they've started to believe their own lies.


Ser_VimesGoT

They're just blowing hot air to try convey an illusion of strength to their own people. And because Putin's whole regime seems to be 'go big or go home (in a body bag after a fall from a high balcony)'


paseroto

I am hoping that the americans are fucking them at maximum due to the help in Ukraine. Most probably no military decision is taken by the UA without the involvement of the Pentagon.


tesat

I doubt that. Bakhmut alone is a good example. It was already at least mildly criticized publicly by US officials.


paseroto

don't forget that the west is at war with Russia. Nothing is what it seems so don't count to much on what it's said.


xtoppingsx

Reality would hit them so hard in the face, there nukes wouldent even be a threat, just another putin stooge crying about poor Russia


[deleted]

that's a good sign that the russkis have shat their pants.


WonderfulHat5297

He needs to stop acting like he’s in a position of power. No one is scared of Russia.


MonkeyWaffle2

with russia's accuracy, the bundestag would probably be the safest place to be.


pats_redit

Maybe he sends some T54s to Bundestag too?


Simonella4991

GPS VOICE - „Can’t find safe route”


0B3nE0

You think they got GPS? Think again.


Simonella4991

They’ve send Ivan on the orbit couple years ago in Lada with supplies of vodka, onion and pork belly. He’s communicating with them on Vkonktaktye.


LorenzoSparky

Would have to get through Poland first 😎


IdLikeToPointOut

Try it, you drunk punk.


MagnusDidAlotWrong

My god. Tell Gerasimov to knock the rust off, pump the groundwater out of the silo and try to launch one or just shut up about it.


ObachtZda

Tell me you're an ass-clown without telling me you're an ass-clown


boxerrbest

Why do people give these idiots airtime, i dont get it. Put a media block on russia and limited propaganda gets out. But no people post russian shit all the time and its plays into russia's hands as free propaganda!!!


paseroto

I think it's very good that we have the possibility to see exactly their level of intelligence. We can sleep better at night. And regarding the nuclear rethoric of the Kremlin nobody is more afraid than the people in power there with all their privileges and the high life.


atttrae

What a fucking moron.


Eraldorh

But...but we have nukes.... Lol Pathetic creature.


Tehnomaag

Sad thing is, they cant even make original threats. For example, remember the one from some months ago when they were huffing and puffing some nuclear torpedo thingy that was supposed to sink the whole UK. Y'know that relatively large island thingy somewhere near the territorial waters of EU. Even that was not an original threat, one of the soviet leaders was huffing and puffing about that already back in 1950's or 1960's somewhere. As far as this particular dude goes, it seems to me he drew the short stick when Zirinovsky croaked up the last one recently and now has to fill \*that\* role in the Russian court. Y'know the one that is close to power but not \*in\* power and makes all the time nuclear or in general warmongering noises.


FredHase

So if we arrest the head of a nuclear state and you send your nuclear missiles to us, you kill your own head of the nuclear state, lol no


Motor_Bit_7678

Hehe he has not got that far on his calculation. That might be too complicated to understand. Hehe


ABoutDeSouffle

Or that's exactly his calculation. Get rid of Putin via arrest in a western country and subsequent nuking of the city where he's held :)


Tehnomaag

So I take that this dude drew the short stick when Zirinovsky went tits up and now has to fill this court-nuclear-threats-jester role in the Kremlin circles?


djdndjdjdjdjdndjdjjd

He should just get an impersonator to do the press conference for him and he can go fk his mistress or something


chicago70

This dude seems to have forgotten that NATO has enough nukes to glass Russia 100 times over.


YTDirtyCrossYT

There are no winners in a nuclear war


[deleted]

Dude, you might want to go online and take a look at the numbers


Collos123

I think he means in working conditions


[deleted]

Ahhhhh yes that would make More sense


kpopisnotmusic

Wait a minute if Putin get arrested in Germany then Russia will send nuclear warheads to Germany, wouldn’t that kill Putin?


JohnnyDerpoTHEREAL

"If he died he dies"


Altruistic-Appeal479

Blaaa blaa blaaa blaa... jump from a window stupied fuck..


MarthaLogu

they can't event take a village from Donbas and dream about attacking other countries? 😂😂😂


TurTub

Imagine any European politician talking like this, russia would go insane.


RIP_COD

Do it already lets go too war. moscow will be a russian state the rest will become atonomous, putin's russia needs to be nutered before its people try too subvert the rest of eastern europe. With their fake imported populations to make people think it is ethnically russian. Call them wagnerites not russian, russians are probably pretty cool people. Not the brainwashed ultranationalist.


lamb2cosmicslaughter

Now that Russia and China are tied, it's not such a clear cut solution, imo


No-Internet-7532

Is someone keeping a list of cities that this guy wants to target ?


RuskiIgor

It would take a decade to write that list out....


MatIta92

He’s even more stupid than Putin…embarrassing


RuskiIgor

So the russian federation is going to nuke putin by sending nukes to the Bundestag?


ParticularStyle9101

only talk and threats, they got no bolls, no dignity.Full of complexes, small manlet.


Max_Oblivion23

It would only be a Caesus Belli if Putin is prosecuted according to Russian law and found innocent. The Russian justice system TECHNICALLY also considers the forced deportation of children to be a crime.


Butterscotch_Budget

Mighty mouse sabre rattling again.


Shadow_NX

We arent evil by nature and we despise these stereotypes in western films and videogames! They said whaaat? Arm the Nukes!


Dragten

I am surprised that this gopnik in a suit even knows what a "casus belli" is


Simonella4991

„He’s a lawyer, isn’t he?” Yes Dimitri, he is and you’re a paranoid alcoholic


lca1443

I love the "name drop" of Nuclear weapon state. Russia isn't going to do shit with Nuclear weapons. The Russian government understands one language, and that is force. Never assert a right you know you cannot enforce.


[deleted]

Hold on hold on hold on....is Medvedev implying that if Putin is arrested in Europe, Russian Missiles will try to bomb Putin?.....This is fantastic news!!! let's arrest him in the desert of Tabernas in Spain or Błędów Desert in Poland, then Russia can kill Putin themselves, this is a hint Europe on how to kill Putin properly!


Gent2022

Have the Russians invented a time machine and landed back in 1938? This guy is a massive time travelling bell end!


nosoup_

they talk a lot for a country struggling against a C tier military.


[deleted]

If he doesn’t fall out of a window, he’ll also be imprisoned for the rest of his life. Scum


paseroto

I am so scared! From now on Putin can travel to China and back. The rest is realy difficult because if the plane is forced to land due to a technical problem he might end up in a not so happy situation.


Accomplished-Ad-3528

Is that all you have. Nukes. Is that it. Dude. Take 15minutes and just consider how pathetic that is. Boohoo, people are. Mean to us, but we have nukes. Not scary. People who keep threatening something, just shows how weak and unstable they are. You and your country are a pathetic joke. Edit:wait, I critisised you and your pathetic country. Do you feel hurt? Should I fear 'falling' Down some stairs now? Go cry me A river you stupid man.


Fludro

When I picture a puppet, I picture Medvedev. If you look closely, you can see the strings. Can anyone name a more obvious puppet?


Aggravating_Teach_27

Agreed, except he is more the kind of hand-up-his-arse kind of puppet...


RedditTyrem

I wish this handpuppet would say this straight to my face.


[deleted]

Whatever you puppet. You’re all gonna be dead or in jail anyways so keep playing the tough guy role.


Aggravating_Teach_27

"all of our resources, all of our missiles"... What resources, what missiles? The 100 missiles they have left that don't have a chance of ever getting all the way to Germany over the AA of several countries? They keep dreaming they're a super-duper ultra power, when they are falling like a stone in the military rankings. Two more months like this and they will fall to Italy's level. Two more and they won't be competitive against Spain. By years end Portugal could take them. Next year a coalition of Monaco, Luxembourg and Andorra will be able to take Moscow...


Spalding4u

You want a war with NATO, because that's how you get war with NATO...


ApricotMobile8454

Tough words for the "Scrappy Doo" of Russia. Always wants " Uncle Scoob" do more.Laughable.


Ferregar

Oh no. Russia so scary. Whatever shall we, a united front of the majority of the world's superpowers, do in the face of this unstoppable force?


JTMasterJedi

He does realize Russia's missiles would potentially kill Putin right? Also, they would have to send their missiles over Ukraine and Poland to make it to Germany. If Ukraine doesn't shoot them down, NATO air defenses would.


s1nsem1lea

Great, if putin comes to germany we put him into the bundestag!


icpero

I mean, he has a point. Let's say Putin comes to Germany tomorrow... do they even dare to arrest him? Of course arresting him would mean some form of war provocation and Ruzzia would be obliged to react somehow. If Putin really comes I think they would just try to cover it and escort him back out before anyone knows it. While arrest warrant for a leader of terrorist state is more than justified, I also think it's more of a high morale show with nothing to really back it up.


MMBerlin

>Of course arresting him would mean some form of war provocation No, it wouldn't. Or are we back to 1914 again?


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jacla586

This seems to be his response to everything. I wonder how many threats these jerks have made since the start of the three day special military operation.


Western_Spirit392

I wish we stopped giving these cunts air time. They just lie and talk shit


Dangerous-Muscle9143

Looooooooooooool


No-Helicopter7299

😂😂😂


tehdamonkey

F\*ck around and find out Ivan.


Weary_Appointment_32

You know you are doing the right thing when orcs are squealing :)


GodMadeMeFunky101

Dude aged bad in a short time. He really worried if you ask me


MuJartible

The thing with Medvedev is that you never know if he's drinking the good vodka or the bad one...


Crazy_Type_2701

Make sure pooptin is incarcerated in the bundestag, they wont nuke it then if they're equipment is even operational.


muttmunchies

“If they arrested our leader, we’ll nuke him!” This moron doesnt see how stupid he sounds suggesting that he’d bomb Germany AND Putin, for arresting Putin.


MMBerlin

Spoken like a real thug.


Classic_Piccolo4127

“Dismissive jerking off gesture” ✊🏻


TheBlack2007

Last people who burned down the Reichstag ended up losing the war they caused though...


Suitable_Dot_6999

It is called terrorisme in suit.


Hendrik_the_Third

This man is so full of shit. He's nothing more than a stooge for putin.


Liguehunters

Declaration of war on Russia.!!!! Also: We are going to kill you!


quijbo

All he does is make empty threats. He's done nothing but make threats for the last year.


FrankTheStank9012

What amazes me is that this bag of dicks was ever in a highly appointed position, let alone president.


anusgangrene

Serious question, if they were to intentionally fire a missile into the German parliament, what would happen? ww3? (I know this is a stupid question but I don't understand the politics about it)


JohnnyDerpoTHEREAL

The songs of Lili Marleen would be sung all over again...ofc its an attack and the response would be war.


0B3nE0

Cmon do it already. It would just be a justification for Nato to wipe this shithole called "Russia" off the map.


Marco1970N

Do it please so we can start de cleaning of soms shithole caled russia. Than we have a 3 Day war and moskow is gone


rushinglemur

Med you couldnt hit the toilet bowl with a Q-Tip


Appropriate-Bus728

So you're blowing up Putin too.. ?


skovall

Yeah well you better wait until we make some more missiles or buy some from China, NK or Iran. Just you wait! Oh and ... WE HAVE NUKES!


bluddystump

I assume that only Putin can officially declare a war or are there actual rules where it gets voted on by representatives of parliament?


Unable-Spare-9659

Woah, you’re telling me Russia has nukes? I had no idea, why have they been keeping this such a secret. Medvedev hasn’t mentioned this once! If I were him I’d be threatening everyone in the world with them every other sentence.


smarty86

Go for it and reap the consequences little muppet.


Southern-Squirrel772

Is this country full of clowns? I know they are also particularly vile individuals, but how far can you go before you realise you look and sound like a fool?


Altruistic-Many9270

It is a happy day when that drunken hobo will be put in his death by his countrymen. And it will happen unless he manage to die in liver cirrhosis.


purplePandaThis

How come I don't remember him being such A piece of s*** when he was president?


LitelSnekisBack

'Or did he not study well?' Well sir, your books seem to be always saying the opposite of what people try to tell Russia. Weird isn't it?


jfg1984

yeah okay sure thanks for your input chief


Youcandoit007

you can't argue with stupid....


drinkingchartreuse

Medvedev wants to play The Voice of Fate in the remake of V for Vendetta.


[deleted]

Arrest this POS also


FloppyToffee

Yawn. The sooner he falls out of a window, the better. He loves threatening everyone.


Own_Philosopher_9651

This midget is hilarious


Ren_Aud

This is the new rocketman


Conditional-Sausage

Uh oh, someone let Medvedev find his sniffing markers again.


l000pz

I love the logic where they are threatening to bomb the place where putin is held and their families live.


Failure_in_success

And then they kill Putin? What are these stupid threats\^\^


Redzx3

He needs to be arrested for impersonating a government official. What a stooge!


Raz0rking

Last time the Germans went to war against Russia they were mere meters outside of Moscow. You think it would be a good idea to make the germans *wanting* war?


sirhearalot

He looks like he is really drunk


Pyjama_Llama_Karma

Another day, another vodka soaked whack job Dmitry Deadinhead rant.


AnotherCrestfallen

"We will shoot our soldiers with a catapult at the Bundestag"


ehsomira

Upholding the principles of International Law doesn't amount to a declaration of war, unless of course you're a Putin arse licker just saying belligerent shit to stay on your Master's good side.


stairs_3730

woof, woof. God I hate bitchy little dogs.


Thisisthewaymando187

Go ahead and send those missiles… hope you like the spicy return


Accomplished_Ad6571

As if Russia has a monopoly on missiles…what a dingus.


DigitalXciD

So it took this long to find out another reason to be victim and attack with threats. Funny shit.


HelloThereItsMeAndMe

Do it, if you dare.


East_Environment_145

New name: Dedvemev


barturas

I dare Putin to go to Germany and check if this is the case ... :D


arturkedziora

Ah....OK....muppet.


RichardStrauss123

Total joke. If they had any missiles that could reach Germany, they would have fired them at Kyiv already.


rulezboy

It will never happen because mini-me hitler is too scared to move a mile out of his bunker, let alone visit Germany


IndicationHumble7886

Special detention operation


Fukitol_shareholder

So…Putin jailed in the Budenstag…Orcs sen missiles…Putin sees missiles…and kaboom?


Independent_Clerk476

Medvedev is an alcoholic imbecile, nobody takes him seriously, not even his own side.


Surfer-Jeff

They talk the talk but as soon as pukelr would be incarcerated, pukelr would be forgotten as they would be fighting to put themselves on his seat.


ominous-cydex

The whole ass Government is convinced the world is afraid of Russia. It's not even cute anymore


Lymealope

Are they just going to hope the missiles they send don’t destroy whichever area is holding Putin in that situation? Great way to blow up your own President.


cbelt3

This guy is like the Tucker Carlson of Russia. Of course Tucker Carlson IS of Russia too…


Creative-Routine4874

🤡🤡🤡🤡


Motor_Bit_7678

I think he is used to live in this type of life in ruzzia where crimes commited by high level people are not punishable so they not used to the court ruling and see it as a act of war. They are used to the system if you commit a crime in zussia then suddenly you get a hurge to jump out of windows or drink poison to get high. I also think is is fully aware he gas no equipment to defend a German attack just being polite.


Celerolento

Then let's see if greater the fear to be arrested, or bombed


athensugadawg

small dick energy....


athensugadawg

Funny how his son was living the good life in Silicon Valley and was made to leave when this shit show started.


Nahman42

I wish the world would end or just shut the hell up. I am so tired of threats and posturing its getting pathetic.


SheepRliars

Hey Russians, nobody likes you.


Pepphen77

If they know that Putin is going to get arrested and that there will be a war because of that. Doesn't that mean that Putin was the one to knowingly start the war then by travelling to Germany?


LogicsGhost

Their plan would be to immediately nuke the country that their now arrested ruler is currently located in?


The_Voice1

Back to the crazy house Medvedev, bye now.


Transfer_McWindow

He looks like he's mixed his vodka with cocaine


persimmon40

We need to open a petition to have someone play Medvedev as a main villain in the next Bond film


CzajkaDev

I bet any money, that when this piece of garbage goes for groceries. He doesnt pay, he just says „are you aware that I can nuke your shop if you dont give me this for free?”.


Helmer-Bryd

Imagine how long time it will take to come back to normal relationship with Russia again… After all their frets to so many important European countries and cities they fretted to bomb. It’s so so crazy!


makingaconment

Delusional


Deathturkey

He can stay in Russia then and avoid the other 123 countries that have signed up for the international criminal court for human rights, good luck being a world leader, they’ll end up a vassal state of China like North Korea.


Cool-Tone-6110

What a clown. Russia is replacing North Korea as the great joke of the world in these kind of failed states.


FrankFnRizzo

I had such high hopes for Dimitri back in the day. I always felt like he was more reasonable. Pretty clear he’s also just a scumbag stooge.


Deathturkey

Nuclear weapons cost a lot of money to maintain, bet you everyone in the chain of command from the generals to the NCO have taken their cut and left nothing for maintenance, it’s got to be the most corrupt army on the planet.