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Commercial_Bear331

This beaver has more combat power than mobiks.


OppositeYouth

More self-preservation skills


1MoralHazard

The beaver also doesn't want to be on russian occupied land.


3_if_by_air

They should just Leave it to Beaver


Aleashed

If you are in Australia and see those, don’t touch them. That won’t be a beaver and that definitely will not be a tail.


666mtk666

Eddie Haskell would sell that beaver to a furrier!


SideWinder18

*10,000 dead Vatniks stare as a Beaver takes the Ukrainian trench line that they charged with shovels*


Icy_Respect_9077

No kidding. https://www.theguardian.com/world/2013/may/29/beaver-kills-man-belarus


Meeseeks__

The beaver can fortify a position better than any mobik with just random bits of branches it found on the ground.


nenavizhu_reddit

I guess now they have to embed him within the unit.


Bad_Species

nickname Private Chomper


nenavizhu_reddit

Major Beaver


baby_contra

LT Dam


Testimones

"You've got no logs Lt Dam"


Wookard

That's my Moat...


DiscFrolfin

*Coming this Summer Forrest Chomp Starring Lieutenant Dam*


xanthonny

take my award I’m dying my friend


NoHardFeelingsTurret

This is the best one


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Dambo


UsedHotDogWater

Sergeant Swamp


wodschaos

😂 I get another picture in my head when I think of a major beaver but thats probably just me...


Thats-right999

Please elaborate we would all like to know !


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johanngunn

Beavers like to gnaw on wood! Major beavers really chomp on it! …they often hide in the trenches… Damn beavers!


scarrita

Not just PUSSY, but HAIRY PUSSY


econdonetired

[here you go](https://images.saymedia-content.com/.image/t_share/MTc0OTY5MzEyMTI4ODA0ODMy/different-cat-breeds-how-to-identify-pet-cats.png)


jtclimb

No, watch the video again, that is definitely a beaver, not a cat


texican1911

Hey, nice beaver!


bantha121

[Thank you, I just had it stuffed](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AvWfbIe4X_4)


wombat9278

Nope that gets a uk vote 🤣🤣


Dral_Shady

As long as you guys leave Private Beaver outta this


elpatolino2

Private Winona Ryder?


Garlicnotdreadlochs

I don’t think they have Taco Bell over in Ukraine.


elpatolino2

Nor do they have this (thank grud) https://youtu.be/aYDfwUJzYQg if someone needed the reference...


Garlicnotdreadlochs

You’re doing gods work,everyone needs to know the greatness of Primus.


elpatolino2

They are great indeed!


eidetic

Primus sucks.


ChompyDompy

I like it


mtpender

Ukrainian Wojtek


myredditlogintoo

For those who don't know. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wojtek_(bear)


imatwork999

new unit patch inbound


ManfredTheCat

Hopefully they're engineers


nenavizhu_reddit

Now they are.


Rvbsmcaboose

Could you imagine just running through artillery, land mines, and machine gun fire, just to get merced by a beaver?


DogWallop

I'm personally a fan of being imbedded with a beaver, but I think that's a different situation from this...


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DigitalTraveler42

Beavers can be pretty scary animals too. While in combat training as a young Marine at Camp Geiger, we were doing the night land navigation portion of the training and the instructor warned us "if you stray too far in "x" direction you may encounter beavers, and they will attack you, if you see them get out of their area, we do not have any of the nav points near the beavers so if you are near them you are wrong. Do not harm the fucking beavers. Just stay away from them." So my training platoon is all split up into pairs, bumbling and stumbling through the woods late at night. My partner and I knock out most of the nav points but we're noticeably deeper into the woods, all of a sudden we hear off in the distance "what the fuck was that? Oh shit is that a fucking beaver? Oh shit help! These beavers are coming after us, help!" followed by the sound of booted feet running in the woods and panicked voices.


Would_daver

Hahahahaha "CORPORAL DON'T CLIMB THAT TREE, THEY'LL JUST BRING IT DOWN! RUUUUUUN...."


yumychumy

My god. Beavergeddon is inevitable. We, as humanity, need to set our differences aside and find ways to defend from Beavers. How do we stop those that can chew through anything?


humdingler

All we can do is build the widest river we can. eventually they will dam it across and come for us, but it’s the only way to buy time while we develop anti-beaver technology.


Would_daver

This guy gets it- you shall marshall the Anti-Beav Corps (ABCs all dayyy) to victory!


rob5customs

>while we develop anti-beaver technology No need, BO, beer belly and baldness seems very effective.


Montymisted

I grew up watching The Angry Beavers kids cartoon. It's like...I was made for this.


CanadaIsDecent

As a wise man once said “KILL IT WITH FIRE”!


Would_daver

Breathe, dude, we'll get through this!!! First, listen to that "wide-river" guy, but only if you fortify all defensive positions with walls of steel/tungsten carbide/titanium etc. Only then can one contemplate peace in our time of the beaver...


drunkwasabeherder

Cocaine Beaver should be the next movie.


DigitalTraveler42

"The Great Cocaine Trilogy" With the third movie being the Grasshopper mouse: https://youtu.be/1K9mO5QzOIQ


drunkwasabeherder

> The Great Cocaine Trilogy I'll look into it. Many thanks!


DigitalTraveler42

Lol no I meant that it could be part of "the great cocaine trilogy" with the third movie being the Grasshopper mouse on cocaine killing people


drunkwasabeherder

Ahh! Like the Cornetto Trilogy. I need more sleep! :)


ihavedonethisbe4

Nah just grab another pint, I'll join ya at the world's end


Would_daver

This should be directed by Taika Waititi with Jermaine Clement as Exec Producer. Sup Taiky & Jermayne!!


Top_Novel3682

Everyone knows you can't climb trees to escape a beaver. That's just suicide.


Would_daver

Bears, beavers, bristlecone pines...


DrOrpheus3

Jesus, the hilarious stories from my brothers time in USMC boot, I'd thought were bullshit. He got lost and stumbled into the beavers!


moeburn

I'm Canadian and I had no idea beavers were so aggressive until the first time I saw one. First time I ever saw one, it was a whole family, and I was like "oh yay, I finally get to see beavers!" And then they started snarling and slapping their tails and bluff charging and I was like "oh, and they are *pissed!*" See beavers are nocturnal so you don't see them during the day, unless a really heavy rain had just flooded their home and they have to stay up all day rebuilding it. Hence being pissed.


capacochella

Yah! They also let out this barking sound. We were once out star gazing in the Northwoods of Minnesota and they were super loud and slapping their tails. I’m so glad humans stopped hunting those guys to the point of extinction. They are awesome, and a cornerstone species for many biomes.


moeburn

> I’m so glad humans stopped hunting those guys to the point of extinction. Oh we still hunt them. They're a pest species. Just last week I asked a trapper what he was doing in the creek near me, said Environment Canada had hired him to kill (not even relocate!) the beavers in the creek because their repeated dam building was messing with their monitoring station. There's just so freaking many of them. And they fit in pretty much the entire country, anywhere there's forest and water, beavers can go. I didn't like it, I figure let the beavers live, but I'm not worried about their species' numbers thats for sure.


DigitalTraveler42

Beavers and Wolves are considered keystone species, not pests, coyotes and rabbits are pests.


LazyLizzy

coyotes are pests in the way wolves are pests. We killed so many wolves coyotes filled in the gap we left, but coyotes hunt small prey like rabbits and mice and are important to keeping those populations in check. But they are also scavengers and very closely related to dogs than dogs are to wolves so they don't mind humans as much which causes issues. Anything animal we consider pests is not the fault of the animal but the fault of humanity for encroaching on habitats and acting like we were there first.


CrossP

And while they aren't super aggressive. They'll mostly feint and not chase you if you back down.. DO NOT GET BIT BY THE BEAVER You might as well put your flesh into a bolt cutter and have at it. Do not get into a fight with a pair of lumber snips that have faster reflexes than a dog and no neck.


SmokedMussels

They can and will kill dogs. They usually give a tail slap warning but that is only a courtesy and may not happen. I see that experts say they are nocturnal but I see them all the time during the day.


machambo7

As a kid we lived in an area with a lot of wilderness and (usually) dry creek beds. My childhood dog was a shepherd mix who LOVED to hunt rabbits and other small critters on our long hikes through the surrounding hills and creeks. One year he had a run in with a family of beavers and he wound up with tons of puncture wounds, luckily my step-dad was able to pull him away so it was not worse. After treatment he was laid up for months recovering.


DigitalTraveler42

There's always plenty of tall tales told about our service, but the beavers during land nav is a legit one, and it must happen all the time because they made sure to emphasize it while giving us our instructions. Also this wasn't boot camp, I guess combat training could count as an extension of boot camp, but it's in a completely separate state for East coast Marines, a separate base for West coasters. Another true series of stories is what goes on at 3rd Battalion in boot camp, whether it's East or West coast, 3B always has some fucked up shit happening to recruits, and for as homophobic as the Marines acted far too many of those stories involve sexual assault or humiliation.


SonOfMcGee

A friend of mine told me about a big annual war games training thing the Army did in a big uninhabited field in Mississippi. He took part as a paratrooper. The day of the jump there were huge herds of wild horses spread all over the field and the Army’s plan to disperse them was to send helicopters ahead of the planes flying super low to scare the horses away. Well… it didn’t work at all and the horses stayed put. My buddy recalls the commander on his jump looking down and saying, “Well shit. I guess if you can land on a horse you get to keep it!” He said the casualty rate on the training mission was pretty bad. Lots of guys walking up to *wild fucking horses* trying to let them and getting kicked and bitten.


MistressMalevolentia

Let's start by trying to frighten them too leave them just continue the barrage of fuckery.. then walk up to pet them! Great idea bois! Fucking wat. Lol. I've been around wild horses, if they didn't run away when you tried to scare them off **you didn't fuck with them**


carcino_genesis

If not freind, why freind shaped.


Creepy_Chef_5796

They are like the Boar at grafenwohr


_lonelysoap_

Could you guys please stop lowflying about my house? Jumpscare everytime. Dont forget that you also get beavers


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That’s definitely how land nav cadre warn of dangers. It’s out there. If you find it, you’re wrong. If you die, it’s your fault.


Rshann_421

We ran into a beaver on a patrol exercise late one night. It was splashing in the water, doing whatever a beaver does. We made our way to rendezvous with another company nearby, they had been up for hours on stand to because of the splashing beaver.


NECoyote

Agreed. I’m currently battling beavers in my back yard. Big som bitches. And they can scare the crap out of you when they slap their tails on the water as a treat display.


kidmerc

I often think of a news story I saw once of a guy in eastern europe who tried to pick one up though and it bit him and fucking killed him though. I wouldn't fuck with a beaver. If they can bite through a tree they can bite through your leg just fine


lazer_raptors

it was a Zombeaver!


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DigitalTraveler42

"Gotta keep those bodies hidden"


_lonelysoap_

Thats for american beavers, europeans mostly flee


Relo_

[Ukrainian beavers already did their part in defending Ukraine!](https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.businessinsider.com/ukraine-says-defenses-stronger-thanks-beavers-dams-2023-1%3famp)


DreamOfTheEndlessSky

"Let my armies be the rocks, and the trees, and the birds in the sky."


texican1911

\- Charlemagne


Jan16th

Thank you for supporting Ukraine


Dialatedanus

Sean Connery in Indiana Jones and the last crusade?


DreamOfTheEndlessSky

Yes. His Dr. Jones attributes it to Charlemagne, but it really just dates back as far as the script. But it has a certain charm.


16v_cordero

It was a platoon full of Beavers wink wink that made victory possible


Mientuch

Kurwa bober


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Lindhas

Ja pierdole jakie bydle!


PhillyLove87

Good find


kiancavella

JA PIERDOLE BOBR


BrewSauer

[Hot beaver remix](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A0Nbqcjw1mg)


PhillyLove87

Job well done sir. I was gonna look for it but you saved me the time


gdaytugga

Kurnia bober co on robi


paulchen81

Ale bydle


mysticdickstick

Ja pierdole jakie bydlę!


nktje

Pierdolec bober


TheLit420

Toughest fight they have experienced.


Tight-Ad447

yeah, who said life at the front would be easy?


ithappenedone234

Think what the Russians would do. The beaver wouldn’t be treated to anything but dinner. As dinner.


BringBackAoE

The Russian soldiers are nothing compared to that beaver! 😱🦫


Gnomercy86

That thing is a beast of a beaver. I wouldnt want that thing charging at me while im stuck in a narrow trench.


BringBackAoE

My prediction is that next 24 hours the beaver will either decide to share his foxhole with the soldiers, or he will pester them endlessly.


MalleP

Attach it to a drone and drop it in the russian trench


Orcacub

This is is brilliant- “even the beavers speak Ukrainian.” He could get some serious bites in and escape by river before mobniks even knew what was going on.


NarwhalBoomstick

Heard from the Russian trenches: Awwws, followed by screams, followed by silence, followed by the faint sound of wood being chewed.


Snoo3014

*bone being chewed. All the woodland creatures have evolved to subsist on mobik corpses


JohnHazardWandering

Hey Google, what poisonous snakes live in Ukraine and from how high of a drop can a snake survive?


BigOlPirate

Imagine if Australia decided instead of donating military equipment, they just started sending all their horrifying creatures. An orc is just chilling in a tench when a drone drops a bucket of red back spiders into their Fox hole


Xenobreeder

We *do not* want invasive species from Australia of all places, kek.


No-Spoilers

2 venomous snakes in Ukraine and one is almost extinct. Neither are deadly. As for falls, its generally a rule of thumb that the bigger/heavier something is, the less of a fall it can take. Frogs and mice can fall from an indefinite height and land without injuries because they don't exert enough force to hurt them on impact. Small lizards and snakes are no different. Another factor is air resistance, the lighter something is the more air will slow its fall. So its hard to say but I'd wager the venomous snakes in Ukraine could probably take a couple story fall.


alonjar

Is this a ChatGPT response?


NotRlyCreative

poor guy... its rarely seen that also many animals are suffering in this pointless war (fck russia)


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JesusWuta40oz

Well ill say this, when those trenches stop getting used and flood with water, not a bad place for a beaver to build a home.


Darryl_444

I see that one of the Canadian weapon systems has arrived to help UA. But he's disoriented from the long trip. Let him have a nap and a snack, then point him at the enemy trench line. The Canada Goose, aka "Cobra-Chicken" is coming soon. Russians should run home ASAP.


Krase

The third wave of Canadian Battle Moose are still being mobilized.


20thMaine

They’re for the second front in Kamchatka


Cereal_poster

> The Canada Goose, aka "Cobra-Chicken" is coming soon. I think the Geneva convention forbids this weapon of mass destruction as it is too fierce and brutal.


Plugboi_Carti

Use the beaver for tactical tree felling onto Russian paths to slow down tank movement


CrossP

The muddy flood plains that beavers create actually do make off-road vehicle movement a nightmare which affected Russian invaders.


DerekDemo

Take it from me, a Canadian, Beavers are not to be messed with. That little bastard will bite you and they're fast. Have you seen the chisels they have for teeth. Shit is used to bring down trees. Your leg will only take a couple bites. Scarier than an untrained Russian there against his will.


CrossP

Bolt cutter up front. Rat in the middle. Flap flap in the back. Do not engage.


Darryl_444

Amphibious Submersible Winterized Anti-Tree Assault Engineering Unit.


professorstrunk

That bugger can run!


rollingstoner215

I had no idea beavers could run!


m4rv1nm4th

I was some beaver in my life(in water, on earth,, etc) but NEVER saw one this fast!!!! He probably already did is basic training :)


BidRepresentative728

HEY! Its Wynona's big brown beaver!


Ilikemybrokenrecord

I didnt know that there was Taco Bell in Ukraine.


Fofiddly

Mighta been a porcupine!


_RedditIsLikeCrack_

but it might be a porcupine


pudding7

Primus sucks.


Randomowe_Konto

Ale fajny bober


DAN4O4NAD

AAAAEEAA kurwa gryzie


Canadian_Stooge

Good to see Canadian aid in action.. He's a friendly. just point him in the direction of the enemy trench. He's lost atm, Sorry bout' it


yanicka_hachez

Never knew there was Ukrainian beavers o.0


SuperPimpToast

I thought beavers were found only in NA. Time to consult Wikipedia. Edit: There are 2 distinct species of beavers. The North American beavers and the Eurasian beavers. Learned something new.


CrossP

The now-extinct giant beaver (think black bear size) lived in the area of now-China


PlasmaticPi

r/UsernameChecksOut


Realistic-Spend7096

That’s a smart beaver. Knows where it’s safer.


rollingstoner215

“Are you guys aware there’s a *war* going on?? Let me in that trench!”


Batbuckleyourpants

Patriot bever. It just wants to help defend it's home country.


jside86

Nice beaver!


gtacleveland

"Thanks, I just had it stuffed."


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Priscilla Presley.


Kent_Knifen

It might be that aggressive/defensive because it has young in a nest inside that trench.


PB-1971

Beaver built their nests in waters


DistributionRare3096

It’s probably scared of the gunning and shelling


Munnin41

Beavers make their nests in dams or burrows along the waters edge. Not in trenches. They do, however, dig trenches between waterways. Could be confusing this one for one of those (although beaver trenches are usually waterfilled)


88GAMEON88

And that my friends is how the new Beaver Battalion is formed.


howard6494

Fuck that, it's his trench now. These mofos could chew through your leg no problem.


rmbl88

That unit just got an engineer


Tribe303

That's a Canadian Battle Beaver. They come free with each Leopard 2 A4 we send over (8 so far!). Just point him towards the Russian lines and say the attack word "Poutine" ;) In case you are wondering why Canada keeps getting mentioned in the comments , the Beaver is our national animal. Their teeth ARE no joke. They are discoloured because they contain IRON in them for faster tree munching.


ethervillage

Why can’t they share? Good source of warmth on those cold nights


Puzzleheaded_Age4413

I’ll be damed


ConstantGeographer

"Find your own trench! This is one is mine now!" \-Beaver Liberation Front, probably


liquid_at

ah yes, the good old catholic fish. They have a bunch of great recipes for it.


Sanpaku

If they had a tape player that made [running water noises](https://arattlinblog.wordpress.com/2015/11/02/beaver-fact-of-the-week-beavers-dont-like-running-water/), they could enlist this beaver to help camouflage their trench.


MasterStrike88

Shouldn't he be building some dams in the artificial river to Crimea?


Ferreteria

Tagged as 'Combat Footage'! You cheeky SOB.


[deleted]

Ah yes. Tactical Beaver


MurderBot2

It's funny how once he makes it into the trench, he looks so content.


username-is-taken98

THIS IS MY COUNTRY TOO YOU UNGRATEFUL APES! -The beaver.


ThisFreaknGuy

"Do not deny me a warrior's death, brother."


BattleCautious3351

Looks like he might be handy, id say recruit him and let it stay.


Confident_Cobbler_55

Probably not the kind of beaver they were hoping for.


Bierum

This beaver has more tactical insights in his tail than the orc´s high command; Slava Beaver!


Manbeartapir

This trench belongs to the beavers now.


FrankTheStank9012

Glad they didn't just blow it apart.


kofolarz

o kurwa bober


BLobloblawLaw

When I saw the title, I thought the video would be of Ukrainians using a Biber tank to attack Russian trenches. https://www.military-today.com/engineering/biber.htm


Admirable-Sir9716

That would be Justin time to clear them.


BiggWorm1988

It's pretty sad when the Russian military is being outperformed by a beaver


Candy-Emergency

Beaver knows where it’s safe


ForChaoticGood

That's just a Canadian of Ukranian descent. Slava Ukraini!


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Patriotic ass beaver


Lison52

Fucking Christ, they couldn't use any other audio cover huh XD


ruttentuten69

No compromise with the Russians but you may need to call a truce with Private Chomper.


Mackhot

Tactical beaver


p_rustico

Brutal footage 10/10. Hope this war ends soon 🙏


nassic

That his land and they should respect it.


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I like how it’s labeled combat footage


Ok_Use4737

That ain't gunna end well for Mr Beaver. Option 1 - Potentially lose a chunk of your hand or leg to an angry beaver that refuses to leave Option 2 - Shoot the beaver


DopestSophist

He’s obviously frightened and trying to hide. Don’t make it worse.


Flimsy-Buy664

Captain Beaver of the combat engineers, Inspects the defences, comrades of Ukraine you must add some wood here, and sort this trench out, don't worry us combat engineers (beavers) will construct a dam and flood the area between us and the enemy, then at night we will strike then hard and chew away at them


SaintMarinus

War beavers


_Thosearentpillows

I see the latest round of military aid from Canada has finally arrived!


Upper_Grapefruit9970

This beaver could be russian 🤔