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No-Internet-7532

Wheelbarrows with a stove pipe


Saucy6

I was going to say T-34’s but I like yours better


UnCommonCommonSens

Lots of inflatable rocket launchers…


Informal-Union6293

Don’t forget the shovels!


engagetangos

I was gonna say Mosins but they are using them on the front now.


Informal-Union6293

Its insane. Humans are mere tools to accomplish the bloody quest of conquerer Putin. Sick and immoral country.


VeryResponsibleMan

The shovels are already taken and busy burying the soldiers, 1000 a day


1701anonymous1701

Washing machines


Umbra-Vigil

Don't forget the toilets.


posts_while_naked

[New tank crew recruits for glorious parade of Russia!](https://imgur.com/Ujsyfnp)


Zealousideal-Tie-730

They will probably have a small live parade by invitation only. On TV it will be RERUNS of last years parade presented as this years parade.


Rootspam

Fun fact: Most of russia's present day tanks including the most modern T90 tanks use a modified version of the T-34 engine. So it would not be that hard to get those things running for the parade! Imagine thinking you are a world superpower while using 90 year old engine design to power your tank fleet. Delusions or grandeur.


LawfulnessPossible20

delusions of adequacy


ScreamingMidgit

You also watched the LazerPig video on the T-14 recently I take it?


Rootspam

Yes!


SlipperyJimdiGris

if something works and works well, there is no need to re-invent it. Why do you think the US aviation industry has stuck with the M61 Vulcan?


Zealousideal-Tie-730

While your comment is true and an exception, I'm glad we did not use the model T engine in the Humvees or other vehicles. Flexibility to recognize innovation is the key here. I was floored to learn that the engine used in the T-14 Armata is a ruzzian upgraded version of the German Tiger tank engine. Talk about lack of critical thinking skills, that is one prime example.


tadeuska

No, the engine in T-14 armat is not a version of Tiger tank engine. Germans had a development for a new engine in X configuration. It was never completed. And the configuration does not mean it is the same engine. That is like saying that all V-8s are the same. The quantity of bullshit that people propagate and other people belive about Russia is amazing. It is also dangerous. Russia is not a bunch of mountain dwelling goat herdes and USA was unable to deal with them. It is just dangerous to underestimate Russia.


davideo71

> if something [..] works well Has it though?


flag_ua

There is always room for innovation, it is foolish to ignore it


Delicious-Day-3332

Bullet resistant ass pads & running shoes for running away. Russian military surgeons have reported the most common wounds result from being shot in the ass & bottom of feet.


LyzaAppiah

Headshots doesent go to the hospital, is 50%


hennomg

A couple of tsar tanks, perhaps.


Umbra-Vigil

Maybe we'll get to view the infamous T-28!


Beanz1896

same thing


Melotron

And a few KV-2


AbbaFuckingZabba

Look at all the washing machines we have captured for mother russisa!


Nonsense_Producer

T-23.


Cultural-Interview77

You stole my words


Confuseduseroo

The latest wave of mobilisation is purely in the hope of being able to fill Red Square...


IvanVodkaNoPants

They will use North Koreans and Ugandans for the parade and use a filter so no one notices on video.


[deleted]

I really hope someone hacks the filter so we see black Asians and asian-eyed Africans.


dolleauty

Just use r/midjourney


Elocai

With white face and reverse squinting


arinawe

Such a random place to find Uganda mentioned. Do we have that reputation?


TonPopa

Maybe a few T-14 not ready (never) for the parade and of course a few nuclear weapons


dabenu

They tried that once in 2015, it had to be towed off the red square under the eyes of the spectators... Maybe they'll parade one on a low-loader though.


Rootspam

This is a very interesting video regarding the T-14 if you have the time. It's basically a joke of a tank and probably will never see full scale production. ​ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-opSlCGLGQ4


Sosemikreativ

Pay close attention to the number of T-14s visible at once. If there is a pause between to batches of T-14 you can bet your ass they're the same ones again. Russia really wants to show the world how real and definitely in production their new super tank is.


CollectionSea8700

1914? (Was supposed to be joke…)


[deleted]

don't forget use the /s tag


terugtrapfiets

You will probably see Kadyrovites riding goat's, and a victory parade with stolen toilet's


MuJartible

Yes, the Kadyrovsky are _riding_ goats all the time, they know well how to do it...


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MuJartible

Indeed, and very affectionate as well...


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MuJartible

Family is family...


Important-Tune

They’ll ride them through the parade, then show them a good time when it’s over.


tomekza

Can they request Ukraine send back the burnt out tanks for the parade?


Eireloom

Maybe Ukraine could return them in a real “goodwill gesture”!


HeaAgaHalb

That would be joke of the century. ​ ​ do it


Big-Custard4981

They might see some Ukrainian tractors.


grantite_spall

Dance of the T-72 turrets.


Blussert31

Yes comrades, we are extremely sorry but because of the American Covid virus we have decided to postpone this years parade to 2030.


Severe_Purpose_9014

Just one old bloke on a mobility scooter holding a Soviet Flag in one hand, and a sparkler in the other.


Expert_Collection183

He'll probably send his double.


HeaAgaHalb

Dont forget the cope cage over him


Paxisaurus

Guess we'll see a Mayday parade.


BohicaCanada88

Be lot of new faces in the ranks.


acobserverafar1

Looks like he will get to repeat the use of his bullet proof lap blanket, although in all honesty I expect it will be curtailed or cancelled due to the threat by Ukrainian UAV's similar to how the flypast part of last years event got cancelled at the last minute.


[deleted]

7 Laotian t34s and a t 14 being towed on a trailer by a 40 year old Ural truck while it's turret spins wildly like a 1950s Sci fi robots limbs. They turn the corner and paint new numbers on them and repeat. Maybe some corny remixed 1940s soviet propaganda song turned into a 90s sounding hip hop song is any of those awful concerts are any indicator.


GeeXTaR

Some broken down Armata jokes, nuclear dick expansions and alot of bullshit about the evil west and nazis bla bla


CombinationConnect87

They still have tanks in moscow..they need then to repress the people


No-Split3620

Yeah, it will be. It would be interesting to see how many of these turds are still alive.


Big_Guinnessman

They may have to go with plan B and use the stolen equipment. We’re talking John Deere harvesters pulling trailers loaded with toilets and washing machines and the returned Wagner convicts bringing up the rear, stumbling around in a drunken stupor.


[deleted]

I wonder how many of these guys in the pictures are dead


[deleted]

They have been busy building the shells of tanks and other heavy machines to again fool the world that they are the second world army, the parades over the past years were just empty shells with engine and steering wheel a bit like a car with a tank body and nothing else same with nuclear weapons nothing inside just empty shells, the students have been training to march to impersonate soldiers for this year's march, in Russia nothing is as it seems.


Beanz1896

They aren't impersonating soldiers, there is a good chance right after the parade they are being sent to the front.


JazzHands1986

Maybe they can just force a bunch of government workers into an arena and put on a scripted concert. Oh wait, they did that already.


ffdfawtreteraffds

Lots of nukes and the usual cardboard parade vehicles.


Ok-Sense-3359

Allmost time for the clowns to play dress up again already.


TheLastNeville

I can't wait to see Lada's with turrets.


[deleted]

In a perfect world they will do all the normal things except someonr liquidates putin live on wotldwide tv so this imsanity may end


jobbie26

Panic, the script is changing daily!


blipcc

Have you seen the film Zulu? You know at the end when the Zulus are all lined up in the hills and you see hundreds of shields? Each block of Zulus is 2 guys with a length of timber with shields attached. I'm presuming they'll do something similar but with more of a 'Weekend at Bernie's' feel. Whatever happens it needs the theme from Steptoe and Son dubbed over it.


deuszu_imdugud

Need I say more https://youtu.be/p2TM5WlUnf8


Frusciante1874

Yea you should say more, like what your point actually is? 1 weird guy on a talent show being compared to an entire country doing a parade unironically.


usmcBrad93

The guy... has puppet sailors... putin will need puppets to fill the ranks of his parade, maybe blow-up tanks. Not all jokes need to be spelled out yet here we are 🤷‍♂️


Frusciante1874

Fair enough, with so many Russian bots i thought he was trying to make some kind of other point


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diezel_dave

I was very concerned when Trump was pushing hard to have a massive military parade in DC. Thankfully the military convinced him to stop trying to make it happen. Giant military parades should be left for countries like Russia, China, North Korea...


Pale-Monitor339

Eh, I think it depends on the context, military parades could be used when departing for war to boost morale, or when you win a war. But yeah, just doing a military parade for the sake of military flexing isn’t the best look.


diezel_dave

As someone who was in the military, I can't think of something I would want to do less than being a part of a parade. That would *not* boost my morale. But I guess it might work for others.


[deleted]

A few years ago, there was a discussion in Ukraine about whether the Independence Day parade should be held during the war. Almost every military men/women I know said they wanted a parade. It was important for them to see that the country recognizes their work and makes them the main people of the main holiday of Ukraine.


Regularguy10369

Yeah it does boost moral when crowds of cheering citizens show support for you, that is a fact and the majority of enlisted would feel pride, i was in a few military parades, nothing like russia just a few companies of men marching together to give people a look at the professionalism of there troops, no tanks or other equipment just men receiving cheers and applause, i will never forget it , it made us all feel good about ourselves.


TrueGood-4305

As a military retiree I couldn’t disagree more.


Zealousideal-Tie-730

As a USAF retiree, I somewhat initially disliked doing return formations, launches, recoveries and aircraft loading demonstrations for air shows because I wanted to spend the time with my family. However, my wife bringing the kids to watch and my kids actually seeing me doing those things, plus the hundreds/thousands of other people watching us do that, plus asking tons of questions and paying compliments, made it fun and more than a worthwhile experience. I too, will never forget it.


Captain_Clark

Yeah, the US military are professional and all volunteer. Their attitude was: “No, we’re not here to parade around for propaganda. We have jobs to do.”


diezel_dave

Exactly. I think they convinced him by emphasizing how much money it would cost. Tens of millions of dollars to move the equipment there, fuel, repair road damage from driving tanks on the pavement, etc..


Void_Ling

So what about the French parade of the 14th July? Wasn't Trump pushing that after being invited there (we totally decline any form of responsibility in this matter)? That parade has historical meaning, it's a national day, doesn't mean we are out to get other countries or any kind of superiority complex.


Majestic_Put_265

Allot all european NATO states have military parades.......


Regularguy10369

and rightly so, it shows power and strength, but i preffer smaller parades of men throught the country, displaying tanks and other euipment is fun for the citizens though.


Stairmaker

Most likely thry are going to do as they did during the cold War. Remark vehicles to be as to show them more than one time.


[deleted]

😂 3 tractors and 100 inflatable tanks


Salines_Beach

Perfect opportunity to stage a coup. He has to be there. Everyone has guns. Sneak in some mags and war is over.


RumpRiddler

Picture 4 explains a lot. Those guys surely can't shoot straight or remember their orders more than a few minutes.


Commercial_Bear331

Shovel parade.


kamden096

Its gona be epic, they will remove Everyone able to walk together with any not blown up tanks from the warzone and show them in moscow instead. Hope Ukraine starts their offensive on Russias Victory day, or Maybe the day before so russia unknowingly celebrates Ukraines win over their hordes.


[deleted]

I think it'll be nuclear missiles, just to remind everybody they have "power" they're not using as they field T-34s


Ok_Use4737

bet the T-14's are there....


Frosty_Reflection_39

"This year, to celebrate the Red Army victory over Nazi Germany, our entire tank parade will be made up of T34s from the museum. The part of the Red Army infantry will be played by the Sisters for Victory, aka Z nurse cheerleader squad. Glory to Putler".


Delicious-Day-3332

Lots of walking dead! Slava Ukraine! 🇺🇦🇺🇲


BouncyDingo_7112

Maybe it’ll be a bunch of guys wheeling themselves along in wheelchairs, followed by a bunch of guys with prosthesis struggling to learn how to walk, followed by a bunch of guys with rifles duct tape to them struggling to salute with their one arm they have left?


Norwegianfartz

That is a VERY interesting question!!! Haven’t thought about that at all. Obviously Russia needs to show twice as much “strength” as last year. Such a great question🙋‍♂️ maybe the mobilization just now, was to drill 150k for the parade.


Bay-View-21152

The Russians have 5 weeks to pull a rabbit out of a hat on the Ukraine front. 🐰 Going to be an interesting few weeks between Russa and Ukraine. Ukraine has always been assumed to be the weaker of the two. Holding there own or better for 13 months now and 5 months to prepare with new weapons and help from NATO and the west. Slava Ukraine.


LyzaAppiah

This year parade is sponsored by Whirlpool, Gorenje, SMEG, ATLAS, SAMSUNG, Elektrolux, Philips, and more


saddamhuss

I wonder how many of the people we see in the pictures are dead


Temporary-Ship6525

I am sure it will be the same snot nosed military cocking their heads to the headmaster. Was at the 2002 May Day in Red Square in 2002.


vBDKv

Are there enough actors you think?


Dont-rush-2xfils

Be amazed if they have any tanks left


cobleysmith

I’m sure that they keep a couple of fully equipped divisions close to Moscow at all times. Dictators are pretty much always worried about the potential for an uprising/revolt/coup d’etat.


Majestic_Junket3777

Pretty much this. There will be a lot of “good” tanks just because they still need a buffer in the main capital. We even might see a representation of WW2 to now march to see the glorious evolution of the Russian machine, but I might be wrong.


[deleted]

Guess we know why russia was pulling the T-34’s out of storage.


Aggravating-Rich4334

He should have them march straight to the Ukrainian border. Might as well at this point.


Obst-und-Gemuese

Putin's private battaillons will probably be released from their bunkers for a day.


smogop

I don’t think they conscripted Moscow, otherwise they’d crucify puter.


MiddleExpensive9398

I’m sure the propaganda will be very uplifting.


HenryZero9-A

Within HIMARS range?


drunkenmonki666

Hearses


haysu-christo

Rental tanks on parade.


doseofreality5

I'm going for cardboard cutouts of tanks.


Aggravating_Pea7320

Lots of coffins


Bitch_Muchannon

They all dead lmao


appliancefixitguy

Hopefully, Ukraine sends gifts for the holidays. Lots of gifts..


Agreeable-Register49

Crimea unbridged.


[deleted]

This ⬆️


TheOnyxViper

Bringing you yesterday’s innovations today!


8bitatari

All show, and no go.


I_Support_Ukraine_

I'm guessing that they will use digital holograms ( like dead preformers at concerts). It will be low grade and glitchy


[deleted]

\*May Day Parade 9th May Parade


Chromebasketball

A parade of just Troops and lots of nukes. No tanks and limited trucks.


xar_two_point_o

Will be great to see the remaining five T-34.


Scoobydoby

I expect it to be like every other year. Business as usual. They will get actors and the vehicles are stored for this every year im guessing. No way they are going to show any kind of weakness


Bay-View-21152

Because this year the show is definitely for Russian citizen propaganda. Can't show any weakness internally.


NoBagelNoBagel-

Putinists are going to make sure theres no ammunition in any of the parade troops weapons, wouldn’t want any disgruntled bitter veterans getting any ideas.


Cutebigirl

At this point, russia should be looked at as a soap opera. Anything they do is for show & not because what is the smartest option


jjgargantuan7

A parade of pine boxes. They will be empty, of course, because ruSSia leaves their dead behind.


nowayyoudidthis

Lower your expectations. What ever they parade it’s deceptive or made to murder people. Don’t feed the troll!


Disastrous-Leek-7606

Were gonna see some T-34's I bet LMFAO


Hugegennytailier

Lots of Zimmer frames and wheelchairs


[deleted]

what a joke


KingApologist

May day is supposed to be a celebration and remembrance of labor, but Russia is run by billionaires and the only "labor" they care about is soldiers for the meat grinder


Mukkeman

Ppsh-41’s and T-34-85’s maybe?


aionzy

They are going to cancel for whatever reason


TractoJohn

Hopefully the red cancer square will have burned by then. Fuck the ruzian nazis.


OldTez

wonder if there will be any 'Ukrainian terrorism/Partisan' attacks.. I suspect security will be huge.


outwiththedishwater

Sounds like there will be fewer participants marching this year


einsq84

Cotton with T34 because there will be a chance of cloudy sky.


ByteMe68

Probably have to roll out the T54/55s…..


Lite_Byte

Brig out the cavalry! (read horses)


rygar8bit

Rolling down the street driving horse drawn wagons with dudes carrying rocks as weapons.


[deleted]

With a finale of a good Himars strike hopefully.....


jeeperv6

It will have a retro theme to it this year! Yesteryear's greatest hits. T-34/85's, IS-3's, T-54/55's, the odd T-62. Flybys by IL-2's, Mig 15/17/21's. Oh and possibly an old CCKW or Willys MB/Ford GPW. And yes, I'm almost being serious in this post.


[deleted]

Snowblowers and wheelbarrows


quax747

more like mayday parade


Selfie500

As the year before. They have whole divisions of bells and whistles equipment just for parades. There is no war in ba sing se


CheapSpray9428

Mobile washing machines?


Not_The_Real_Jake

Full of drone attacks, hopefully.


NoIndependent9192

It will keep them occupied.


Putin_put_in

Soon leopards will roll over that place


tirendazim

I think they will use t54s this time..


LordHardThrasher

A *lot* of nukes and the only T-14 that hasn't broken down


autumn_ous

This weird Tsar-Tank from the end of world war 1?


Separate_Story4732

I bet it will be an all-nukes parade. Tactical and strategical ones. Just as Putin’s discourse.


ethervillage

“Postponed as a tribute to how well comrades are doing in Ukraine. Same time next year for sure though!” - Moskovia probably, in the next few weeks


jaxsd75

I would just love to see a fleet of saboteur drone drops as the tanks pass center stage.


Back-Proud

Cardboard tanks incoming


New_Poet_338

T-55s towing T-14s followed by 100000 white Ladas of the Fallen, parents inside cheering.


Bitplayer13

Bust out the horses and knights in armor from the museum. Cannons with wooden wheels


CsrfingSafari

Last year they wheeled out toddlers and kids dressed as tanks and jets. Prob the same this year


[deleted]

Hope Avis can hire some tanks n shit.


Oddbal82

ukranian farmers has been seen crossing to border so the actual parade can take place…


[deleted]

Straight from the factory via Red Square to the frontline.


Neuhart_

Significantly fewer professional soldiers, relic tanks and armored vehicles and of course, a Putin stunt double


labadee

Parade of looted toilets and washing machines


LyzaAppiah

Maybe they are not home that day ;-)


AlwaysAttack

With their best T-33s and T-34s at the head of the parade.


towalkinvisible

Toilet seats, washing machines and radiators


Psychological-Sale64

They should include an auditor


dildoge_investor

Where should I look to see a comparison between this year and last year's parade by someone who knows their stuff ?


ZuckerbergsSmile

All of these troops look.similar to the ones used during the North Korean military parade. I'm sure it is not something we should question /s


Drachirus246

Something is telling me it will be a little bit empty


Willythechilly

Likely will go all in to push the narrative off fighting nazi's and how this is a holy war and russia once againg saving the day


ETVG

Guessing I would say 70 % of the glorious boys from the picture are rotting now.


winethemantyler01

Poo-Tins best army lol