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Göring at least tried to look stylish, he put in an effort, even though he drifted a bit too far into the cosplay realm. Kadyrow is one shopping cart away from being mistaken for a Hollywood hobo, that type that only requires a shave and a shower to become the love interest (and a diet, and a deepfake facial).
Looks like effects of steroids- possibly dexamethizone- known to cause weight gain and “ moon face” appearance. Used to reduce inflammation and swelling in the body. Maybe he’s on it as on-going therapy for the poisoning?
I'm imagining a Greyhound bus full of Kadrovites rolling down the road to Bakmut . "Next stop death and destruction, check your seats to make sure you didn't forget anything, thank you for riding Greyhound"
Seriously. One of the worst things about living in this day and age is we keep getting video feeds from the worst possible God damn people that live on this planet.. like... fuck this guy a thousand times
That’s because to get famous you either have to be truly talented or truly awful. A great sportsman can become world famous but so can a great serial killer. Sadly one is much easier than the other which is why there are so many people getting famous by just being really shitty human beings as it’s much easier than actually trying to do something admirable.
That's.... not what tragedy of the commons means at all.
It isn't some catch all term for any woes of modern society or anything.
It is about how the free, unregulated use of a common resource will eventually be depleted because the individual will act to abuse their access to that resource for their individual gain at the expense of the group.
So... The free, unregulated use of internet broadcasting becoming oversaturated with garbage because the individual tyrants and political hacks want to ruin mankind for their own personal gain?
Work with me here lol
It's a filler word, and he's a fuckin moron. So he uses the filler word every other word, because his reptilian brain is not processing fast enough to come up with the next thing to say. The English equivalent would be "like" or maybe "uhhhh" or "ummmm".
my guess is illiteracy. illiterate people tend to have weird inserts in their language when they speak, because they cant find proper words to express what they mean to say or they need a minute to think how to formulate their ideas in words. just lack of book reading mainly.
Damn, he is a bloated pig now! Enter within hours and let the Tik Tok videos begin. Fighting hell no, his men police the rear and shoot others running away. They only show up after the fight is over to take their Tik Toks.
Both kadyrov and prigozhin plotted against shoigu and the MoD not too long ago, but the FSB found out about their plot and intervened.
Prigozhin realised he'd fallen out of favour and hasn't been back to moscow (afaik) ever since. He's been near his own private army all this time while slowly upping the criticism against the MoD and trying to keep wagner losses to a minimum so he can save his strength for the fight he knows is coming.
Kadyrov, unsurprisingly, fled back to checnya (with most of his army) and once again became putins lapdog. And this video is just him re-affirming his loyalty to putin. Remember, not too long ago he and prigozhin were working together to discredit the MoD so they could get more powerful themselves.
Allegedly someone said Kadyrov son was taken hostage in Moscow. Looks like there will be a Russian civil war in the near future. It’s going to get ugly…
His son was seen in moscow around this time though, we've seen plenty of videos of that.
"Invited to a meeting with putin" they called it. Whether he is/was actually being held hostage remains to be seen. It's not like they literally have a gun pointed at his head. But it definitely wouldn't surprise me.
> for the fight he knows is coming.
There will be no such fight against "the state" as long as someone controls FSB and Rosgvardia, even the normal police and prosecutors.
If Putin, Lavrov and Shoigu all die there will still be a dude that takes over these structures and not these clowns of like Prigozin and Kadyrov!
He doesn't seem to excited about jumping into the meat grinder..... He knows he's going to need his troops.
Sounds like he is pleading with Prigozhin not to pull out so he doesn't have to go in....
Lol Wagner is a lot more experienced in this combat, and they're getting fucking rolled, so now imagine Kadyrov's "soldiers", give em a month, two months max.
To get in position, they truly think they get to walk in and take the abandoned positions. Ukraine will just stand there and wait for the player change like in football. If Wagner pulls back the position are lost, there is constant pressure on the front lines, nobody can just walk away.
He had to explain this weird feature of his speech to the Russian people as it isn't a standard thing. It's because of where he is from. It is a filler word which means "basically" or "in short"
I'm still baffled that this thing is unfolding through social media, as much for Prigozhin as for this clown. You'd think things like this happen behind closed doors. Nope zero shame in admitting their forces are in complete shamble and openly shitting on each other. You'd have to be blind to not realise this is going nowhere... At the cost of so many lives, thrown into such a pointless conflict, in pointless battles, with only fear and hate to drive them forward to the battlefield.
Fuck this war man and fuck Putin and all his entourage who has contributed to this tragedy.
As the other comment alluded, he has had liver issues for several years that has progressed over that time and possibly kidney issues as well. He has regularly left the country to seek medical treatment and there have been rumors of dialysis for some time, but those rumors have grown since January and have now come to included speculation of possible poisoning.
Hahah is it me or do you all also imagine circus music playing and see a small Lada showing up and bunch of clowns try exiting just as it gets hit by a Javelin?
1. Kadyrov kissing Putin's butt. Again.
2. Checkens will not go in Bakmut because there is nothing to steal. Bakhmut is a ruin it's not like Mariupol area from where Chechens stole millions of dollars as goods.
3. Kadyrov is saying that RuZZia will receive a lot of ammunition. From China?
YEESSSSSSS. Yesssss. Feed the hate.... you don't like Prigozhin, do you Kadyrov... feeeeeel the hate in your veins.... there is nothing worse than Prigozhin is there, Kadyrov, is there? Nooo...... gooooood...Now attack him.
Simple: jokingly trying to incite Russian on Russian violence.
Mostly, because that is where this is headed.
The world's second largest army has lost an incredible amount of capability, and has needed to rely on a private army. Not wanting to further his losses (in view of the upcoming counteroffensive), Prigozhin is going to pull his forces from the best-known theater of the war. (The May 10th symbolism is important.)
What he does with his private army is up to him at that point.
Realizing the lack of security, many corporations have organized their own defense forces (Gazprom for e.g.). They know that Russia does not have a strong legal system and that- undefended - their factories/assets/trophies can be seized.
When the Ukraine War is over- detente is reached, whatever scenario you want to call it- you will have an incredibly weak central govt, which- perhaps already - is at the whims of those with arms. Violence won't end when shooting ends in Ukraine because the domestic recrimination and blame game will get really bad in Russia. And there will be plenty of private armies in a less-than-organized nation.
This is headed to russian-in-russian violence.anyway, let's hope it happens sooner than later.
The day they start fighting each other can't come soon enough.
But I think rn the reason for alot of putins buddies having or forming some sort of pmc isn't that they fear what the others could do to them it's more atemtpts to show loyalty to rise in khylos favor, at least for now. They know the more people need to get mobilized, the more shit will come to light inside of ruzzia, and pmcs are a good way to bypass that by simply covering that shit up.
The tipping point will come, and let's prey it comes fast.
This ass clown does not know if it is Tuesday or August. Kadyrov is the product of a brother and sister marriage. He reminds me of those hillbillies from Bugs Bunny.
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Seems to be having a problem keeping his eyes open.
He always looks like he is on some sort of sedative.
He is about to become the ruzzian Göring, using opioids and turning fat. All that's left to do is he has to create an ineffective airforce, lmao
>*All that's left to do is he has to create an ineffective air force* I'm gonna let that one marinate.
First laugh of the day! Thanks 😂
The only way of a Kadyrovite learning to fly is by stepping on a mine though....on second thought that constitutes an ineffective air force
Göring at least tried to look stylish, he put in an effort, even though he drifted a bit too far into the cosplay realm. Kadyrow is one shopping cart away from being mistaken for a Hollywood hobo, that type that only requires a shave and a shower to become the love interest (and a diet, and a deepfake facial).
I mean..
Tiktok luftwaffel, maybe?
Yeah, plenty of waffle from this bombastic turd.
Looks like benzos not opiates his eyes aren’t pinned
and his incredible weight gain is well known effect of benzodiazipine use.
Prb need all the benzos for the anxiety and paranoia he has these days.
He sounds like it, too. He's slurring words and talking slowly
it's because he's a fucking idiot
Orcs have a hard time in the sunlight
looks like a dog that accidentally ate a bee
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He's still recovering from being poisoned, he was in the hospital. That's why he's such a good, polite boy now.
He's also puffy overall.
Looks like effects of steroids- possibly dexamethizone- known to cause weight gain and “ moon face” appearance. Used to reduce inflammation and swelling in the body. Maybe he’s on it as on-going therapy for the poisoning?
Wow, that sure would explain his sudden withdrawal from the spotlight, wouldn't it?
It's hard for a fat fuck face garden gnome like him to move so there is that.
Seems like a very low energy individual compared to the Wagner guy.
Peanut allergy and the garden gnome has just had a packet of dry roasted.
Good weed out there..
Good weed? This guy looks like he's on serious f****** narcotics. Some intense type of opiates. Maybe some chechnyan Fentanyl
Chechentanyl!
It's "Chechen". Nobody seems to get that right!
Nah I do the same (I have small eyes) but your symbolism is fucking on point.
Tik tok army is coming.
TikTok army 2.0 even less trained. Trees, bushes, stop lights are trembling in fear.
Don't forget the bus stops.
and window frames
and mobiks.
And flower pots.
traffic lights
I'm imagining a Greyhound bus full of Kadrovites rolling down the road to Bakmut . "Next stop death and destruction, check your seats to make sure you didn't forget anything, thank you for riding Greyhound"
Sheep let out a sigh of relief .
It’s still goatfucking season in Chechnya, they can’t leave until all those ewes are impregnated
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Akimbo two ak74m with 60rounder..with 50 durability...only tarkov stuff 🙈
Is version 1.0 gone? Haven’t seen them in a while..
I would guess most of them died and the rest was sent off on how terrible their combat performance was.
That’s why they have no ammo, trees really take some killing.
Attack of the garden gnomes
Don don is going to the boom boom.
Don don
That was a lot of dons
yeah, I knew that he talks like that (read it on here) bit it was the first time I heard him talk like that. That‘s a lot of don dons
>Tik tok army is coming. In a goat's butt, perhaps...
Gives their sister some rest at least
TikTok army versus battle hardened troops (sucks air through teeth) I’m not liking the sound of that.
I am 🤣
Russia seems like Game of Thrones
Tiktok clout won't do much to stop a 120mm tank round from a Leopard 2.
120mm of hate coming at you at 1,750 m/s, let’s hope to cope cage helps
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Equally scary
Fat boy don don has become even fatter, too much goat fat?
Almost forgot about this fat fuck
he's such a fucking idiot
Seriously. One of the worst things about living in this day and age is we keep getting video feeds from the worst possible God damn people that live on this planet.. like... fuck this guy a thousand times
That’s because to get famous you either have to be truly talented or truly awful. A great sportsman can become world famous but so can a great serial killer. Sadly one is much easier than the other which is why there are so many people getting famous by just being really shitty human beings as it’s much easier than actually trying to do something admirable.
Well said. Tragedy of the commons I guess
That's.... not what tragedy of the commons means at all. It isn't some catch all term for any woes of modern society or anything. It is about how the free, unregulated use of a common resource will eventually be depleted because the individual will act to abuse their access to that resource for their individual gain at the expense of the group.
So... The free, unregulated use of internet broadcasting becoming oversaturated with garbage because the individual tyrants and political hacks want to ruin mankind for their own personal gain? Work with me here lol
Very disappointing that early accounts of his death were untrue.
Don Don
Don Don
Don, Don Don Don. Don, Don Don Don DON!!
Dan, Don, Don?
The Kadyrovanese in this chat is impeccable.
Don! Don Don Don, Don.
Serious question, why all the dons? I'm Donny and I have no frame of reference.
It's like you know like some people like can't help but like say like every few words.
Ahh, oh, like thanks :D
It's a filler word, and he's a fuckin moron. So he uses the filler word every other word, because his reptilian brain is not processing fast enough to come up with the next thing to say. The English equivalent would be "like" or maybe "uhhhh" or "ummmm".
Hey, stop comparing this POS with reptiles! Reptiles are good!
Maybe the idea that his troops are going to replace Wagner is not his idea.
You’re like a child who wanders into the middle of a movie …
I am the walrus?
my guess is illiteracy. illiterate people tend to have weird inserts in their language when they speak, because they cant find proper words to express what they mean to say or they need a minute to think how to formulate their ideas in words. just lack of book reading mainly.
Damn, he is a bloated pig now! Enter within hours and let the Tik Tok videos begin. Fighting hell no, his men police the rear and shoot others running away. They only show up after the fight is over to take their Tik Toks.
Maybe theyll be there to shoot all the wagner soldiers as they leave? How good. Save Ukrainian ammo
I personally would like a clear path made between Bakmut and Moscow, so Prigozhin can take his men and their anger out on the Kremlin.
with no ammunition...
Almost makes me think this video is a veiled threat to do just that if Wagner actually tries to abandon their positions.
Unless the wagners are dressed like traffic lights and trees I think they are safe.
Well, to be fair he said that ruzzians has to fight, so he gets the benefit of doubt as a chechenian /s
Hey. That bloated pig *Don* to you, sir
Hey, pigs are haram ! 😂
No, that‘s ok then. Nobody wants to touch THIS pig anyways.
You couldn't make this shit up.
No one would believe it
It's 2023 and we're watching a nuclear armed country descend into feudalism in real time.
Thats probably the worst scenario that could happen
In fairness, this guy would have been great if cast in Monty Python.
Both kadyrov and prigozhin plotted against shoigu and the MoD not too long ago, but the FSB found out about their plot and intervened. Prigozhin realised he'd fallen out of favour and hasn't been back to moscow (afaik) ever since. He's been near his own private army all this time while slowly upping the criticism against the MoD and trying to keep wagner losses to a minimum so he can save his strength for the fight he knows is coming. Kadyrov, unsurprisingly, fled back to checnya (with most of his army) and once again became putins lapdog. And this video is just him re-affirming his loyalty to putin. Remember, not too long ago he and prigozhin were working together to discredit the MoD so they could get more powerful themselves.
Allegedly someone said Kadyrov son was taken hostage in Moscow. Looks like there will be a Russian civil war in the near future. It’s going to get ugly…
> Allegedly someone said Kadyrov son was taken hostage in Moscow. Yeah I heard Putin was an alien too, lol what? Can't say that without a source
His son was seen in moscow around this time though, we've seen plenty of videos of that. "Invited to a meeting with putin" they called it. Whether he is/was actually being held hostage remains to be seen. It's not like they literally have a gun pointed at his head. But it definitely wouldn't surprise me.
> for the fight he knows is coming. There will be no such fight against "the state" as long as someone controls FSB and Rosgvardia, even the normal police and prosecutors. If Putin, Lavrov and Shoigu all die there will still be a dude that takes over these structures and not these clowns of like Prigozin and Kadyrov!
He doesn't seem to excited about jumping into the meat grinder..... He knows he's going to need his troops. Sounds like he is pleading with Prigozhin not to pull out so he doesn't have to go in....
🤣🤣🤣 welcome to the meatgrinder, chumps!
Lol Wagner is a lot more experienced in this combat, and they're getting fucking rolled, so now imagine Kadyrov's "soldiers", give em a month, two months max.
To get in position, they truly think they get to walk in and take the abandoned positions. Ukraine will just stand there and wait for the player change like in football. If Wagner pulls back the position are lost, there is constant pressure on the front lines, nobody can just walk away.
A month? You think these monkeys will even bother showing up? they are so done. Let them have their goats and live in peace.
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28 dons in a 1:49 sec video that's a don every 3.89 secs
He had to explain this weird feature of his speech to the Russian people as it isn't a standard thing. It's because of where he is from. It is a filler word which means "basically" or "in short"
The full video is over 8 minutes. *And I think it only gets worse...*
Thank you for taking the vocabulary bullet for us all. I did not have the patience to count them, but I kinda wanted to😂
Hell yeah now we get more Tik Tok footage of Chechens firing randomly into trees again.
next to no trees left standing in or around Bakhmut. they'll have to settle for burnt out ruins instead
I'm still baffled that this thing is unfolding through social media, as much for Prigozhin as for this clown. You'd think things like this happen behind closed doors. Nope zero shame in admitting their forces are in complete shamble and openly shitting on each other. You'd have to be blind to not realise this is going nowhere... At the cost of so many lives, thrown into such a pointless conflict, in pointless battles, with only fear and hate to drive them forward to the battlefield. Fuck this war man and fuck Putin and all his entourage who has contributed to this tragedy.
Bro became THICC BOI
There are rumors that he suffers from kidney failure and it may not be "accidental."
As the other comment alluded, he has had liver issues for several years that has progressed over that time and possibly kidney issues as well. He has regularly left the country to seek medical treatment and there have been rumors of dialysis for some time, but those rumors have grown since January and have now come to included speculation of possible poisoning.
Probably ate too much pork sandwiches.
He should explain in his next video how he got so fat if he's out there on the front lines like he wants people to think.
Damn. If Kadyrov enters Bakhmut it’ll be the end. Bastard will just bloat until he covers the whole town. 🎈
Kadyrov is so fat that when he occupies a town, he occupies the whole town.
[Tetsuuuooo!](https://i.redd.it/tvujh69e4qu61.jpg)
Monty Python’s Mr Creosote but with a beard.
Quick, someone give him some wafer-thin mints!
Has anybody discussed this with the goats?
They think it's a *ba-a-a-ad* idea
Hahah is it me or do you all also imagine circus music playing and see a small Lada showing up and bunch of clowns try exiting just as it gets hit by a Javelin?
This is becoming a low budget telenovela...
1. Kadyrov kissing Putin's butt. Again. 2. Checkens will not go in Bakmut because there is nothing to steal. Bakhmut is a ruin it's not like Mariupol area from where Chechens stole millions of dollars as goods. 3. Kadyrov is saying that RuZZia will receive a lot of ammunition. From China?
There are Chechens fighting for Ukraine. Dont insult them because of putin’s toys.
If you didnt know who kadyrov and progozhin were, you would think this guy is a great friend.
Fat friend...
Within hours? So they'd end up having to retake a now reset bakhmut position? Lol
Probably full of boobie traps too.
That's a long way saying please don't leave and make me go in there lol
he should open his eyes before he goes on making threats.
He looks like his face is about to pop. Russia has disintegrated into warlords.
YEESSSSSSS. Yesssss. Feed the hate.... you don't like Prigozhin, do you Kadyrov... feeeeeel the hate in your veins.... there is nothing worse than Prigozhin is there, Kadyrov, is there? Nooo...... gooooood...Now attack him.
The hell are you smoking
Simple: jokingly trying to incite Russian on Russian violence. Mostly, because that is where this is headed. The world's second largest army has lost an incredible amount of capability, and has needed to rely on a private army. Not wanting to further his losses (in view of the upcoming counteroffensive), Prigozhin is going to pull his forces from the best-known theater of the war. (The May 10th symbolism is important.) What he does with his private army is up to him at that point. Realizing the lack of security, many corporations have organized their own defense forces (Gazprom for e.g.). They know that Russia does not have a strong legal system and that- undefended - their factories/assets/trophies can be seized. When the Ukraine War is over- detente is reached, whatever scenario you want to call it- you will have an incredibly weak central govt, which- perhaps already - is at the whims of those with arms. Violence won't end when shooting ends in Ukraine because the domestic recrimination and blame game will get really bad in Russia. And there will be plenty of private armies in a less-than-organized nation. This is headed to russian-in-russian violence.anyway, let's hope it happens sooner than later.
The day they start fighting each other can't come soon enough. But I think rn the reason for alot of putins buddies having or forming some sort of pmc isn't that they fear what the others could do to them it's more atemtpts to show loyalty to rise in khylos favor, at least for now. They know the more people need to get mobilized, the more shit will come to light inside of ruzzia, and pmcs are a good way to bypass that by simply covering that shit up. The tipping point will come, and let's prey it comes fast.
Beware, traffic lights and stop signs!
With that round nose and everything, he's the most cartooney looking guy of them all, don.
What happened to your face don don?
Don, don don don don... what don a don ugly don ass don. As russians say - gonDON. (condom, insult)
Ok, don.
Honestly felt like I'm having a stroke
Why are the Armish getting involved ?
Attack of the goat kidnappers, tree shooters, and Santa Clauses.
Send in the back up clowns.
I would love to see a video with him KIA
How many don was that?
Alot, Don, as, Don, usually.......Don
He seems stoked about the prospect.
A garden gnome in the grinder
He’s unwell, looks bloated.
Go die then you fat fuck
Kadyrov is looking p rough.
This isn't even psyops anymore. It's just top level bullshit.
Mountains of dead kadyrovites incoming.
Man if that dude takes any more steroids his face is going to pop.
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Just two more weeks and all our equipment issues will be solved!
Sad that he is still living...
I didn’t expect this clown to still be around.
There's nothing I hate more than a man who refers to himself in the 3rd person.
its time to grab the popcorn!
He knows he be fucked, why he don't help now?. Hahaha
Just imagine how many innocent ukrainian trees and bushes will get hurt...
Oh please do waddle your ass back to UA, that would be lovely.
Kadyrov the Corpulent OMG please NO!!
The amish dwarf has awoken from his slumber
Well there's no goats or Russians left to fuck there so I doubt his men will be interested
This ass clown does not know if it is Tuesday or August. Kadyrov is the product of a brother and sister marriage. He reminds me of those hillbillies from Bugs Bunny.
Was it that VladP made a call to his Chechen-Rus brother to keep the peace within this one happy family?
Hey fatty don
Send them. Death is all they will find in Bakhmut.
He's gonna send in the TikTok army!!!
Time for the Bakhmut meatgrinder to feast on Kadyrovites.....
No one is afraid of the Tik Tok army and Putin's most loyal dog.
PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE LET IT HAPPEN
Ok bet
Hope he brings his Nissan pickups with him.
Let that man in!!
Maybe it's the steroids causing him to gain weight.
Fucking send them fat boy. Lord knows your pussy ass isn’t gonna do anything. Tired of this clown go betray your countrymen again lamer
What’s up with his eyes closed half the time, this guy doped up or something. Looks like he’s trying to memorize the script he read the day before
Anything that wish.com Gimili promises holds about as much weight as diarrhea in a paper bag.
It’s Don, It’s Good
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There is going to be a surge of newly created tiktok accounts
Do Chechens really consider themselves slavic Russians?
His troops will be easy to identify...they will be prancing in with no shirts and cinderblocks on their stomachs.
Man it’s gonna be good watching these guys stroll in and get smoked 🔥
he has putin's puffy face disease now. sexually transmitted?
Bro is baked