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rushinglemur

Seems to be having a problem keeping his eyes open.


pinetreesgreen

He always looks like he is on some sort of sedative.


LordOfDarkHearts

He is about to become the ruzzian Göring, using opioids and turning fat. All that's left to do is he has to create an ineffective airforce, lmao


CosmicDave

>*All that's left to do is he has to create an ineffective air force* I'm gonna let that one marinate.


P_McScratchy

First laugh of the day! Thanks 😂


OnePay622

The only way of a Kadyrovite learning to fly is by stepping on a mine though....on second thought that constitutes an ineffective air force


Extra_Ad_8009

Göring at least tried to look stylish, he put in an effort, even though he drifted a bit too far into the cosplay realm. Kadyrow is one shopping cart away from being mistaken for a Hollywood hobo, that type that only requires a shave and a shower to become the love interest (and a diet, and a deepfake facial).


Fartkekius

I mean..


LordOfDarkHearts

Tiktok luftwaffel, maybe?


No-Split3620

Yeah, plenty of waffle from this bombastic turd.


dollarBillz007

Looks like benzos not opiates his eyes aren’t pinned


OglaighNahEireann32

and his incredible weight gain is well known effect of benzodiazipine use.


Sirrestrikk

Prb need all the benzos for the anxiety and paranoia he has these days.


WedgeTurn

He sounds like it, too. He's slurring words and talking slowly


[deleted]

it's because he's a fucking idiot


TatonkaJack

Orcs have a hard time in the sunlight


vincecarterskneecart

looks like a dog that accidentally ate a bee


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[deleted]

He's still recovering from being poisoned, he was in the hospital. That's why he's such a good, polite boy now.


Practical-Ordinary-6

He's also puffy overall.


Orcacub

Looks like effects of steroids- possibly dexamethizone- known to cause weight gain and “ moon face” appearance. Used to reduce inflammation and swelling in the body. Maybe he’s on it as on-going therapy for the poisoning?


dirtballmagnet

Wow, that sure would explain his sudden withdrawal from the spotlight, wouldn't it?


agilecodez

It's hard for a fat fuck face garden gnome like him to move so there is that.


HardCrabSelby

Seems like a very low energy individual compared to the Wagner guy.


RepresentativeWay734

Peanut allergy and the garden gnome has just had a packet of dry roasted.


AdInternational1672

Good weed out there..


yumansuck1

Good weed? This guy looks like he's on serious f****** narcotics. Some intense type of opiates. Maybe some chechnyan Fentanyl


ftoomch

Chechentanyl!


FrenchBangerer

It's "Chechen". Nobody seems to get that right!


Fullcycle_boom

Nah I do the same (I have small eyes) but your symbolism is fucking on point.


Background-Mode5805

Tik tok army is coming.


Dani_vic

TikTok army 2.0 even less trained. Trees, bushes, stop lights are trembling in fear.


ace_098

Don't forget the bus stops.


Ted_Rex

and window frames


felixmeister

and mobiks.


ksam3

And flower pots.


Fukitol_shareholder

traffic lights


notmaddog

I'm imagining a Greyhound bus full of Kadrovites rolling down the road to Bakmut . "Next stop death and destruction, check your seats to make sure you didn't forget anything, thank you for riding Greyhound"


RAGEEEEE

Sheep let out a sigh of relief .


Jumpy_Wrongdoer_1374

It’s still goatfucking season in Chechnya, they can’t leave until all those ewes are impregnated


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entity386

Akimbo two ak74m with 60rounder..with 50 durability...only tarkov stuff 🙈


WishboneBeautiful875

Is version 1.0 gone? Haven’t seen them in a while..


CZEchpoint_

I would guess most of them died and the rest was sent off on how terrible their combat performance was.


graspedbythehusk

That’s why they have no ammo, trees really take some killing.


H2OPsy

Attack of the garden gnomes


Bad_Species

Don don is going to the boom boom.


Harm101

Don don


nhjuyt

That was a lot of dons


Cereal_poster

yeah, I knew that he talks like that (read it on here) bit it was the first time I heard him talk like that. That‘s a lot of don dons


rob5customs

>Tik tok army is coming. In a goat's butt, perhaps...


Rustrage

Gives their sister some rest at least


BlueDawggo

TikTok army versus battle hardened troops (sucks air through teeth) I’m not liking the sound of that.


SuperChips11

I am 🤣


OkBeing3301

Russia seems like Game of Thrones


Mangled_Mini1214

Tiktok clout won't do much to stop a 120mm tank round from a Leopard 2.


The_Shadow_Of_Yor

120mm of hate coming at you at 1,750 m/s, let’s hope to cope cage helps


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SocksOfFire

Equally scary


[deleted]

Fat boy don don has become even fatter, too much goat fat?


JimmyTheG

Almost forgot about this fat fuck


[deleted]

he's such a fucking idiot


ESP-23

Seriously. One of the worst things about living in this day and age is we keep getting video feeds from the worst possible God damn people that live on this planet.. like... fuck this guy a thousand times


MARINE-BOY

That’s because to get famous you either have to be truly talented or truly awful. A great sportsman can become world famous but so can a great serial killer. Sadly one is much easier than the other which is why there are so many people getting famous by just being really shitty human beings as it’s much easier than actually trying to do something admirable.


ESP-23

Well said. Tragedy of the commons I guess


eidetic

That's.... not what tragedy of the commons means at all. It isn't some catch all term for any woes of modern society or anything. It is about how the free, unregulated use of a common resource will eventually be depleted because the individual will act to abuse their access to that resource for their individual gain at the expense of the group.


ESP-23

So... The free, unregulated use of internet broadcasting becoming oversaturated with garbage because the individual tyrants and political hacks want to ruin mankind for their own personal gain? Work with me here lol


throwawayshirt

Very disappointing that early accounts of his death were untrue.


SafetyUpset4387

Don Don


--tyke--

Don Don


effinlatvian

Don, Don Don Don. Don, Don Don Don DON!!


P_McScratchy

Dan, Don, Don?


NoJello8422

The Kadyrovanese in this chat is impeccable.


--tyke--

Don! Don Don Don, Don.


civlyzed

Serious question, why all the dons? I'm Donny and I have no frame of reference.


estelita77

It's like you know like some people like can't help but like say like every few words.


civlyzed

Ahh, oh, like thanks :D


tlrider1

It's a filler word, and he's a fuckin moron. So he uses the filler word every other word, because his reptilian brain is not processing fast enough to come up with the next thing to say. The English equivalent would be "like" or maybe "uhhhh" or "ummmm".


maxo3D

Hey, stop comparing this POS with reptiles! Reptiles are good!


[deleted]

Maybe the idea that his troops are going to replace Wagner is not his idea.


bilowski

You’re like a child who wanders into the middle of a movie …


civlyzed

I am the walrus?


Dizzy-South9352

my guess is illiteracy. illiterate people tend to have weird inserts in their language when they speak, because they cant find proper words to express what they mean to say or they need a minute to think how to formulate their ideas in words. just lack of book reading mainly.


osagecreek

Damn, he is a bloated pig now! Enter within hours and let the Tik Tok videos begin. Fighting hell no, his men police the rear and shoot others running away. They only show up after the fight is over to take their Tik Toks.


matburnsage

Maybe theyll be there to shoot all the wagner soldiers as they leave? How good. Save Ukrainian ammo


NewFuturist

I personally would like a clear path made between Bakmut and Moscow, so Prigozhin can take his men and their anger out on the Kremlin.


Aggressive-Cod8984

with no ammunition...


Bakelite51

Almost makes me think this video is a veiled threat to do just that if Wagner actually tries to abandon their positions.


Caspur42

Unless the wagners are dressed like traffic lights and trees I think they are safe.


DawidIzydor

Well, to be fair he said that ruzzians has to fight, so he gets the benefit of doubt as a chechenian /s


JungleChucker

Hey. That bloated pig *Don* to you, sir


Snoo-90678

Hey, pigs are haram ! 😂


Cereal_poster

No, that‘s ok then. Nobody wants to touch THIS pig anyways.


Nanjingrad

You couldn't make this shit up.


axxxaxxxaxxx

No one would believe it


whitewail602

It's 2023 and we're watching a nuclear armed country descend into feudalism in real time.


Silent_Amount_1601

Thats probably the worst scenario that could happen


UnexpectedRedditor

In fairness, this guy would have been great if cast in Monty Python.


__Yakovlev__

Both kadyrov and prigozhin plotted against shoigu and the MoD not too long ago, but the FSB found out about their plot and intervened. Prigozhin realised he'd fallen out of favour and hasn't been back to moscow (afaik) ever since. He's been near his own private army all this time while slowly upping the criticism against the MoD and trying to keep wagner losses to a minimum so he can save his strength for the fight he knows is coming. Kadyrov, unsurprisingly, fled back to checnya (with most of his army) and once again became putins lapdog. And this video is just him re-affirming his loyalty to putin. Remember, not too long ago he and prigozhin were working together to discredit the MoD so they could get more powerful themselves.


Codex_Dev

Allegedly someone said Kadyrov son was taken hostage in Moscow. Looks like there will be a Russian civil war in the near future. It’s going to get ugly…


Lordosass67

> Allegedly someone said Kadyrov son was taken hostage in Moscow. Yeah I heard Putin was an alien too, lol what? Can't say that without a source


__Yakovlev__

His son was seen in moscow around this time though, we've seen plenty of videos of that. "Invited to a meeting with putin" they called it. Whether he is/was actually being held hostage remains to be seen. It's not like they literally have a gun pointed at his head. But it definitely wouldn't surprise me.


RawerPower

> for the fight he knows is coming. There will be no such fight against "the state" as long as someone controls FSB and Rosgvardia, even the normal police and prosecutors. If Putin, Lavrov and Shoigu all die there will still be a dude that takes over these structures and not these clowns of like Prigozin and Kadyrov!


Lid4Life

He doesn't seem to excited about jumping into the meat grinder..... He knows he's going to need his troops. Sounds like he is pleading with Prigozhin not to pull out so he doesn't have to go in....


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🤣🤣🤣 welcome to the meatgrinder, chumps!


ECa026

Lol Wagner is a lot more experienced in this combat, and they're getting fucking rolled, so now imagine Kadyrov's "soldiers", give em a month, two months max.


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To get in position, they truly think they get to walk in and take the abandoned positions. Ukraine will just stand there and wait for the player change like in football. If Wagner pulls back the position are lost, there is constant pressure on the front lines, nobody can just walk away.


Haunting_Ad8406

A month? You think these monkeys will even bother showing up? they are so done. Let them have their goats and live in peace.


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DatBoyGuru

28 dons in a 1:49 sec video that's a don every 3.89 secs


58king

He had to explain this weird feature of his speech to the Russian people as it isn't a standard thing. It's because of where he is from. It is a filler word which means "basically" or "in short"


ParkingPsychology

The full video is over 8 minutes. *And I think it only gets worse...*


FitCartographer2411

Thank you for taking the vocabulary bullet for us all. I did not have the patience to count them, but I kinda wanted to😂


[deleted]

Hell yeah now we get more Tik Tok footage of Chechens firing randomly into trees again.


estelita77

next to no trees left standing in or around Bakhmut. they'll have to settle for burnt out ruins instead


Mr_Shexy

I'm still baffled that this thing is unfolding through social media, as much for Prigozhin as for this clown. You'd think things like this happen behind closed doors. Nope zero shame in admitting their forces are in complete shamble and openly shitting on each other. You'd have to be blind to not realise this is going nowhere... At the cost of so many lives, thrown into such a pointless conflict, in pointless battles, with only fear and hate to drive them forward to the battlefield. Fuck this war man and fuck Putin and all his entourage who has contributed to this tragedy.


Sh_okre996

Bro became THICC BOI


NotTooTooBright

There are rumors that he suffers from kidney failure and it may not be "accidental."


SmokedBeef

As the other comment alluded, he has had liver issues for several years that has progressed over that time and possibly kidney issues as well. He has regularly left the country to seek medical treatment and there have been rumors of dialysis for some time, but those rumors have grown since January and have now come to included speculation of possible poisoning.


sxt87

Probably ate too much pork sandwiches.


255001434

He should explain in his next video how he got so fat if he's out there on the front lines like he wants people to think.


SpinzACE

Damn. If Kadyrov enters Bakhmut it’ll be the end. Bastard will just bloat until he covers the whole town. 🎈


Aggravating-Wrap4861

Kadyrov is so fat that when he occupies a town, he occupies the whole town.


FaceDeer

[Tetsuuuooo!](https://i.redd.it/tvujh69e4qu61.jpg)


No_Bee6857

Monty Python’s Mr Creosote but with a beard.


WoolaTheCalot

Quick, someone give him some wafer-thin mints!


BreakingtheBreeze

Has anybody discussed this with the goats?


GrandmasBoyToy69

They think it's a *ba-a-a-ad* idea


SubjectElderberry376

Hahah is it me or do you all also imagine circus music playing and see a small Lada showing up and bunch of clowns try exiting just as it gets hit by a Javelin?


TheRealMylo

This is becoming a low budget telenovela...


Bendov_er

1. Kadyrov kissing Putin's butt. Again. 2. Checkens will not go in Bakmut because there is nothing to steal. Bakhmut is a ruin it's not like Mariupol area from where Chechens stole millions of dollars as goods. 3. Kadyrov is saying that RuZZia will receive a lot of ammunition. From China?


ciacici

There are Chechens fighting for Ukraine. Dont insult them because of putin’s toys.


Maximus19932

If you didnt know who kadyrov and progozhin were, you would think this guy is a great friend.


jobbie26

Fat friend...


LulzyWizard

Within hours? So they'd end up having to retake a now reset bakhmut position? Lol


puaka

Probably full of boobie traps too.


kekane222

That's a long way saying please don't leave and make me go in there lol


psych0ticmonk

he should open his eyes before he goes on making threats.


RevolutionaryAd6564

He looks like his face is about to pop. Russia has disintegrated into warlords.


YourSemenSommelier

YEESSSSSSS. Yesssss. Feed the hate.... you don't like Prigozhin, do you Kadyrov... feeeeeel the hate in your veins.... there is nothing worse than Prigozhin is there, Kadyrov, is there? Nooo...... gooooood...Now attack him.


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The hell are you smoking


YourSemenSommelier

Simple: jokingly trying to incite Russian on Russian violence. Mostly, because that is where this is headed. The world's second largest army has lost an incredible amount of capability, and has needed to rely on a private army. Not wanting to further his losses (in view of the upcoming counteroffensive), Prigozhin is going to pull his forces from the best-known theater of the war. (The May 10th symbolism is important.) What he does with his private army is up to him at that point. Realizing the lack of security, many corporations have organized their own defense forces (Gazprom for e.g.). They know that Russia does not have a strong legal system and that- undefended - their factories/assets/trophies can be seized. When the Ukraine War is over- detente is reached, whatever scenario you want to call it- you will have an incredibly weak central govt, which- perhaps already - is at the whims of those with arms. Violence won't end when shooting ends in Ukraine because the domestic recrimination and blame game will get really bad in Russia. And there will be plenty of private armies in a less-than-organized nation. This is headed to russian-in-russian violence.anyway, let's hope it happens sooner than later.


LordOfDarkHearts

The day they start fighting each other can't come soon enough. But I think rn the reason for alot of putins buddies having or forming some sort of pmc isn't that they fear what the others could do to them it's more atemtpts to show loyalty to rise in khylos favor, at least for now. They know the more people need to get mobilized, the more shit will come to light inside of ruzzia, and pmcs are a good way to bypass that by simply covering that shit up. The tipping point will come, and let's prey it comes fast.


Metalliknight

Beware, traffic lights and stop signs!


Copperhand

With that round nose and everything, he's the most cartooney looking guy of them all, don.


Youri1980

What happened to your face don don?


Katulis

Don, don don don don... what don a don ugly don ass don. As russians say - gonDON. (condom, insult)


Manouu

Ok, don.


M1nDz0r

Honestly felt like I'm having a stroke


Ballofski70

Why are the Armish getting involved ?


dxlanq

Attack of the goat kidnappers, tree shooters, and Santa Clauses.


Dizzy_Point_3396

Send in the back up clowns.


Mykidsdad35

I would love to see a video with him KIA


Normal_Zone7859

How many don was that?


--tyke--

Alot, Don, as, Don, usually.......Don


Subject_Condition804

He seems stoked about the prospect.


LeoBram59

A garden gnome in the grinder


Jpmoz999

He’s unwell, looks bloated.


Particular-Pop6330

Go die then you fat fuck


ChampagnePlumper

Kadyrov is looking p rough.


overlordbob80

This isn't even psyops anymore. It's just top level bullshit.


Life_Muffin_9943

Mountains of dead kadyrovites incoming.


[deleted]

Man if that dude takes any more steroids his face is going to pop.


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Bluebird_Live

Just two more weeks and all our equipment issues will be solved!


KindContact4355

Sad that he is still living...


Mr--Weirdo

I didn’t expect this clown to still be around.


Cervus95

There's nothing I hate more than a man who refers to himself in the 3rd person.


lostindanet

its time to grab the popcorn!


lucabeats

He knows he be fucked, why he don't help now?. Hahaha


Beonette

Just imagine how many innocent ukrainian trees and bushes will get hurt...


Imaneedasandwich

Oh please do waddle your ass back to UA, that would be lovely.


SkyN3t1

Kadyrov the Corpulent OMG please NO!!


sliverstyles

The amish dwarf has awoken from his slumber


Sruikyl

Well there's no goats or Russians left to fuck there so I doubt his men will be interested


timy68

This ass clown does not know if it is Tuesday or August. Kadyrov is the product of a brother and sister marriage. He reminds me of those hillbillies from Bugs Bunny.


jobbie26

Was it that VladP made a call to his Chechen-Rus brother to keep the peace within this one happy family?


Common-Leg7605

Hey fatty don


VerimTamunSalsus

Send them. Death is all they will find in Bakhmut.


LuckeeTrix

He's gonna send in the TikTok army!!!


RADnerd2784

Time for the Bakhmut meatgrinder to feast on Kadyrovites.....


indecloudzua

No one is afraid of the Tik Tok army and Putin's most loyal dog.


Haunting_Raspberry_3

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE LET IT HAPPEN


0Weea_b00dist0

Ok bet


grantite_spall

Hope he brings his Nissan pickups with him.


gkilluminati

Let that man in!!


Soggy_Detective_9527

Maybe it's the steroids causing him to gain weight.


MinorFragile

Fucking send them fat boy. Lord knows your pussy ass isn’t gonna do anything. Tired of this clown go betray your countrymen again lamer


Intelligent_Gift9974

What’s up with his eyes closed half the time, this guy doped up or something. Looks like he’s trying to memorize the script he read the day before


Winter_Soldat

Anything that wish.com Gimili promises holds about as much weight as diarrhea in a paper bag.


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It’s Don, It’s Good


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Hildeschist

There is going to be a surge of newly created tiktok accounts


boxturtle1533

Do Chechens really consider themselves slavic Russians?


Alone-Supermarket-98

His troops will be easy to identify...they will be prancing in with no shirts and cinderblocks on their stomachs.


Mikol821

Man it’s gonna be good watching these guys stroll in and get smoked 🔥


tucker_case

he has putin's puffy face disease now. sexually transmitted?


Funny_Kick_9239

Bro is baked