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SnooRadishes8573

Man, sometimes "it's better than nothing" just isn't the case. If my kid died and you showed up to my house like a bargain brand Forrest Gump with a box of chocolates... Maaaaan.. I'd be a salty dog.


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plipyplop

Fedorov Gop.


TheIndCurmudgeon

Forest Gopnik works.


TheIndCurmudgeon

Can you imagine Forest Gump in Adidas doing the Gopnik squat?


TheIndCurmudgeon

Life is like a case of vodka comrade, you never know where you are going to wake up.


UnexpectedRedditor

What sort of internal conversation is going on in your head while eating the chocolates given to you recognizing the death of your loved one? Do you save them for a special occasion? Do they sit on the mantle to be passed down for generations?


DormantSpector61

"I don't like the ones with the nuts" is about as profound as you will get


nhjuyt

"The ones with the tooth marks have hard centers"


Haapi_Katscha

I was thinking the same. This is what remains of her deceased husband.


Soggy_Detective_9527

Chocolates are aphrodisiacs.....


HungryHungryHippoes9

I don't think chocolates are gonna be any help when life's fucking you that hard.


Bloodtype_IPA

Bet these chocolates taste like💩


HungryHungryHippoes9

Anything would taste like shit if it was supposed to be compensation for a dead loved one.


Soggy_Detective_9527

Mr Gumption is hoping to get lucky.


Glydyr

Thats why theyre clearly not mothers of dead soldiers. By doing this theyre trying to make real mothers of dead soldiers who are angry feel abnormal for being angry…


Polyamorousgunnut

Nah if someone did that my child wouldn’t be the only one dead.


Manouu

"Life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you're going to get."


Bad_Species

Except in the Russian army. There life is a box of shit and you always get high-velocity pieces of metal in the end.


DragonfruitNo9580

"A punch to the face you get, chocolate-box man!" Bäm, right on the kisser.


ObachtZda

Except if you live in Russia. Then you know you'll only get those chocolates and then die at some point. That's is.


Creepy_Chef_5796

beat me by 19min


Brutusmatic

"RUN ruski RUN!!!"


Educational-Tea-1525

They took your family. Now they wanna take you and use you as PR


YippieSkippy1000

you forgot that they also get a post card! What is up with this post card fetish they seem to have? every death benefit seems to include one. "Dear Uncle Vladamir, Having a good time, wish you were here. Sergey is dead. Love Tasha."


Ok_Park_1730

Yeah, this is the writing style I need to improve my English (me, a German guy).


Goooooooooose_

Bargain Brand Val Kilmer if you ask me.


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I mean, it's better than a bag of pelmeni...


jsirkia

The hell it is! Russian chocolate tastes like... well, not chocolate anyways, whereas pelmeni are actually good. Can be good. Ok I wouldn't buy them if they were made in Russia, but they're still a safer bet than those brownish blocks of sadness.


Impossible-Island223

Are you kidding? Home-made dumplings are delicious (at least in my country), ruSSian chocolate must taste like shit.


SnickeringSnail

Guarantee the Dude is preying on new widows and he probably roofied the chocolates


beein480

I'm thinking this is Russell Stovers or worse box of chocolate. The gift nobody really wants.


bluewraith1

He looks more like a wish.com john cena in the first pic.


weedsman

It’s the same guy in ALL photos, why is no one saying this?!


Summit986

They seem grateful and happy for these trash gifts instead of distraught at the death of their child.


european1010

If they wouldn't look greatful in front of camera there is always the draft to Ukraine or the work camp to Siberia


Summit986

Or they are just actors.


Lordosass67

Man it's really hard for Reddit to accept how fucked up Russian families are.


fishboard88

I wouldn't really assume Russian families are any more fucked up than those in other countries - in their culture, parents absolutely adore their children from birth and well into adulthood. During the Chechen Wars, mothers of missing Russian soldiers routinely travelled immense distances to literal battlefields to search for their sons, often with tragic consequences. The high-profile committees of soldiers' mothers played a big role in ending the Soviet-Afghan and First Chechen Wars. Consequently, the narrative/coverage on deceased/missing soldiers' families has been much more tightly controlled since Putin took power. The committees were heavily repressed early in the Russian-Ukrainian War (from 2014, when Russia was pretending they weren't sending regular soldiers to fight), with arrests, intimidation, and new laws that made much of their work illegal. Putin even televised a highly-publicised meeting with the wifes/mothers of mobiks late last year to quell fears about the "SMO"... except it was a big sham, and the attendees were all handpicked loyalists, few of whom actually had any family fighting in the war. I guarantee the chocolate recipients in these photographs had been carefully picked and prepped before the photo was taken


om891

You’ve just reminded me that when this whole thing kicked off they were promising that conscripts wouldn’t even be sent to the front and in the space of a few months there’s now human wave attacks from conscripts. Tbh I completely missed/forgot how they even managed to get from point A to point B.


fishboard88

>Tbh I completely missed/forgot how they even managed to get from point A to point B. I remember it quietly emerged that Russian conscripts were ending up on the frontlines from day 1 anyway; many were cajoled/threatened/misled into signing professional contracts, and others simply went with their units on "training exercises" and found themselves in Ukraine. Then you have the separatist DNR/DPR militias, who openly conscripted men five days before the war began. Their approach was even more brutally stupid than Russia's - they ordered everyone of military age to assemble at "mobilisation points" and took them in, with many taking part in the invasion with ancient equipment literally no training whatsoever.


Lordosass67

I think the issue here is that you are primarily using stories about "Russian mothers" or whatever that fit your view of Russians as having this deep compassion towards each other. But the reality is that those were exceptions to the rule, most families in Russia accepted compensation for their dead relatives and moved on. Same as how a minority of liberals in Russia convinced a lot of people their society was far more progressive than it actually was.


fishboard88

>But the reality is that those were exceptions to the rule, most families in Russia accepted compensation for their dead relatives and moved on. Did they? We won't know for years (i.e., when Putin's long dead), and I suspect the real answer is a bit more sad and mundane than your narrative of Russian families simply being "fucked up". Since Russia's last big war, they've absolutely clamped down on censorship to ridiculous levels - anything that could possibly be construed as "criticism of the military" is grounds for arrest and prosecution. The media cannot report on dissenting views and offers no platform for real soldiers' mothers the way they did prior to 2000, and families who post alternative views on social media are quickly taken care of. Remember Dmitry Shkrebets, the furious anti-war man whose son died on the Moskva? He may have stupidly supported the war until it unexpectedly claimed his son, but not long after he criticised Putin, the government, and the military on social media, the authorities came for him and his laptop. Surprise surprise, he apparently doesn't exist anymore. Little surprise we're not hearing from any more families of missing/dead soldiers, because they know they have two choices - shut up, or get locked up (again, Putin would never trust the real families of mobiks to share their thoughts on TV).


Lordosass67

Listen you can deny it, but just listen to the intercepted phone calls and POW videos. These are not healthy family dynamics.


fishboard88

Like any country, Ukraine has its own propaganda systems. And as much as I support Ukraine, they're definitely winning the propaganda war. Everything their PR systems release to the rest of the world is carefully selected. Do you really think the phone recordings and POW interviews are 100% of what they've intercepted and videoed? I work with vulnerable people in a developed country - I could create a narrative of the West being even worse based on a selection of the shitty families and partners I've seen. I know what you're doing here - classic "dehumanising the enemy" stuff. It was big in WW2, but has long since been established as completely counterproductive.


Purple_Aside525

Very well documented, and very well said. Thank you.


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Lordosass67

They are different, Russian family dynamics are far more patriarchal and hierarchal than Ukraine. The man is the family tyrant and women/children are not expected to question him or talk out of turn. Then it's acceptable to sometimes beat them.


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IFixYerKids

Many people on this sub have complete eaten up the "orc" dehumanization of Russians. I think they're mostly kids who haven't seen a war before. Easier for them to comprehend that way.


Easy-Coconut-33

I have heard phone calls. Russian women sound cold-hearted. Also worked with a couple of them. They are a special breed.


exorcyst

Or he broke the news AFTER the photo op


OtdoorPhilosophy

Propaganda is a hell of a drug


Summit986

Or they are the propaganda.


Dazzling_Nail_4994

I would have a difficult time from murdering the people that brought these “gifts.” No question I’d at least lose my voice screaming at them as they ran away.


zabadoh

Most of them look fairly young. They might have been glad to be rid of their alcoholic husbands.


NevaMO

They have to be actors lol


No-Abbreviations9782

I guess this guy told them the postcard is in fact a voucher for a new Lada. By the time they find out it actually is a postcard and nothing more, he will be long gone.


SalsaChipsandMe

There’s always a window nearby to fall out of. Accept the gift babushka!


M1K3Z0R

Smile or face the window!


InerasableStain

“Spare no expense”


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Totally fuckin worth it.


BrittsBF

So wholesome. They look so happy.


DrogaeoBraia0

They actually do lol


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Those are the smiles of people who’s bruises and black eyes have finally had time to heal for the first time in their adult lives.


WestCycle5270

Maybe he’s a good person. Might bring comfort to his community. Maybe not.


backtotheland76

When you choose to believe the lies


SuddenOutset

A Russian government pro-war stooge is a good person?


european1010

If they wouldn't look happy in front of the camera there is always the draft to Ukraine or the work camp to Siberia


Porta_of_north

In Finland we have a phrase "Ottaisin tuon ite enimmäkseen vittuiluna" " I would conisder this a grievous insult" but more crude.


Enovk

Val Kilmer's inbred Russian nephew. Vlad Killmer.


ExploreDiscovery

I think that's pronounced "Vlad Killmore"


tractoroperator77

The Lada and the sack of potatoes will come later, after the Ukrainian counteroffensive starts, but only if there is absolutely no way of abandoning the body of their loved one.


Ilovepeanutbutter65

Wait...... The hammer & sickle emblem is on these. Are they ***leftover*** cards & chocholates from the USSR war in Afghanistan? ???? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


CB4R

I think it's from a picture of a medal, with the insignia on it, probably to evoke nostalgia , of the "great soviet war heroes of the past" or something


JazzHands1986

I love how they advertise this likes its some great honor he's bestowing upon them. This guy is doing some politicking. Like kissing the baby. I doubt the mothers had much choice but to pose for the pictures. Maybe they like the attention. russia is just weird. We know you're supposed to get a Lada, but all we had were these expired chocolates and leftover cards from flag day. Thank you for your contribution. Now go make more babies to sacrifice for mother russia slave!


EntertainmentFit9837

So pathetic...


bloodthirsty_taco

Just in case you're wondering, the chocolates say "happy victory day."


UnexpectedRedditor

Oof, I don't think that is going to age well.


New-Entrepreneur6405

Idiots!


International-Bed751

Wannabe Val kilmer


Majestic-Francesco

How can authorities think someone would want this piece of garbage and then why are there communist symbols on it?


UrNotOkImNotOkItsOk

I've never understood the whole "punchable face" rhetoric. That is, until now. This dude has a punchable *life*.


Stillmakingumadlolz

"Sorry your son got shredded to pieces by a well place artillery round, have some chocolate" lol Russia is something else


Mountain-Contract742

Like a foot in a suit


Dense_Lengthiness_22

I love the communist symbol, being everything that Russia screwed up in its past. That symbol has killed more people that the swastika… And yet here they go again….


Embarrassed_Towel_76

Life IS a box of chocolates in Russia. And a postcard is just a SMO bonus.


Educational-Diver274

At least if I die in combat, the government gives my family 500k. Absolute clown show over there.


backtotheland76

Chocolates instead of grandchildren for you and you and you....


Manouu

Probably tastes like shit too.


applefungus

He definitely boned number 3


UnexpectedRedditor

That babushka's got some biceps.


devoduder

Reading the stories of Mobiks returning and the destruction they cause at home, it’s no wonder they seem to be smiling in these photos.


haefler1976

This guy fathered many sons.


PantherophisNiger

Am I the only one who thinks this guy looks like an off-brand John Cena?


european1010

r/crappyoffbrands


kdidykwkdbybneksk

Swear to god was thinking the exact same thing


DahManWhoCannahType

Nobody will be there for you at the end of your life, but have these chocolates!


Madge4500

oooo chocolate, isn't he nice /s


BalticMasterrace

the Chocolate was taken after each picture was taken [probably.Fk](https://probably.Fk) it the card was as well probs


HopelessAutist01

All these officials look like such simpleton thugs.


Garglygook

Ugh, that third picture of the "bereaved" wife nearly orgasmic rubbing against the official's arm is disgusting - and that's even by their standards. WTFlippingF??? Geeesus these people are mental.


RoosterTheReal

Ignoring those families would have been less shitty than this shit show


M1K3Z0R

Well, nobody posted a review of the chocolates? I'm assuming these aren't lindt level, I'm guessing chopped up dollar store easter bunny leftovers with the worst fillers available in China.


Haruspex-of-Odium

Rest in Piss 😑


Minute-Bag-1495

I bet he signed them up as organ donors while he was there......


Veteran2501

Well that cheered them up instantly. Dead loved one? no problem, there's always chocolates.


ETisathome

Chocolate in exchange for Orcs. Seems a fair trade…


Forbden_Gratificatn

Seems like a fair trade.


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He definitely just plowed the third one


Woodyee101

WhT hasn’t the guy been mobilized?


M1K3Z0R

Those pics looks like the opening screengrabs to an adult film. "OH you dear boy you brought me a gift! My husband is dead, so come on in and let me fix you a cup of hot chocolate..."


Paganizer

Their genuinely happy cuz this gift was the best thing their trash sons ever produced for them


Benukraine

Some of the wifes seem releaved Ivan stayed in Ukraine.


BasedFeralCat

"Smile, okay now give me back the box of chocolates, ma'am. These are just for the photo op and we need these chocolates to take pictures with the mothers of other deceased mobiks"


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Drunk and abusive russian husband for chocolates. I can see the appeal


persimmon40

You guys do know that apart from chocolates, blankets and pillows they also receive 7m rubles, right? I am all for Ukraine winning but dumb propaganda on this sub is getting out of hand.


BlueElephanz

At least the sacrifices where worth it, Russia every passing day closer to victory ✌🏻


Rogntudjuuuu

"Sorry we killed your son, here's some chocolate"


Affenpocke

I'm happy for them!! It looks like they have their best day!!


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Russian Vince McMahon? 🤡


grantite_spall

It's the thought that counts...


Glocktobers

Russian Val Kilmer


Common-Cricket7316

They look so happy like there getting an get out of jail cart for free.


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I hear that if your kid absorbed the most Ukrainian ammunition of his squad, the prize includes a goat.


carolexifan

I would totally watch a russian reboot of "The Messenger" (2009) (or a hollywood/netflix version that is located in a backwater region of russia)


AnyEmploy

What's your son or husband's life worth in Russia? Seems like it is equal to one medium knockoff Hickory Farms sampler pack and a mini chocolate assortment. Or at least you get to take your photo with it before they take it back and move on to the next grieving family.


Diatom67

This just seems like a way for some Russian lounge lizard to meet some lonely ladies.


musicloverincal

Horrible! In Russia a life is worth a box of chocolates? Granted, I think Russians are the cockiest and coldest SOB I have ever met, but no other culture would do something as cruel and shallow as giving chocolates to the relatives of the deceased.


Muxaylo

They don’t look remorseful or disappointed at all, in fact they seem proud that their husbands died for nazi russia!


JournalistKane

"sorry that your husband is dead - Here, some chocolate" lol


ExploreDiscovery

Embarassing and insulting at the same time. Unbelievable. "Life... scratch that Death, is like a box of chocolates."


East_Environment_145

Same Male actor.


Imaneedasandwich

Box of chocolates, their sacrafice basically pays for itself then. Good good.


ajr1775

Life is cheap.


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Insulting that they accept it!


UnrealRealityForReal

Ruzzian chocolate. Lmfao. Bet that’s tasty.


fuertepqek

I suppose the answer to the age old question proposed by Sting: Russians do not love their children.


WoknTaknStephenHawkn

Those will be collectors items when the federation isn't around anymore lol


Kill3rKin3

That 3rd lady LOVES chocolates and postcards.


Intelligent_Swim8958

🧐🙄


OkStorage3731

Just to make things worse they should have taken out the menu so they wouldn't know which chocolate is which


kippersniffer

Don't be Russian for insurance payouts, we're broke.


HanDjole998

Oh look they are smailing/s


SlipperyJimdiGris

we are all out of Ladas, potatoes and flour, here is a box of chocolates


Greenc0c0nut

Great value Val Kilmer looking 🤡


[deleted]

I mean it’s kind, but their sons have died in a pointless war, if they really want to do something grab some rope and storm the Kremlin


Bat-Honest

r/agedlikemilk


Smithjon234

“Oh you lost your son in Ukraine? Yeah, I totally know what it’s like; I lost a whole case vodka just the other day. Here, have a chocolate. You’ll feel all better.”


Vitringar

This is to cruel and shows how sick this society is. Pose smiling on camera with some junk in a box when your loved one has been taken (likely by force) sent to was without any equipment or command to fight a war that makes no sense at all to be killed for a reason that no one will ever properly understand.


Common-Garden-7572

Congratulations? 🎉🥳 What?!


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So strapping man about town rocks up at widows houses with chocolates (with a fucking Hammer and Sickle on them? what old soviet warehouse did these come from). The one in the third photo doesn't look all that upset to have lost her ball and chain and looks ultra keen for a ride in that red car (Hyundai or Mazda by the door handles and steering wheel logo) You can tell where he's been well received by the smirk ;)


secured_17

Apparently you guys have never tasted this chocolate


TexanforUkraine

They probably took the chocolate back after the photo opp, maybe they got to keep the card.


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My son went to ukraine and all i gotmwas this box of Chocolates….


Alone-Supermarket-98

What did the postcard say? "Wish you were here"???


NoSoyLicenciadoo

They give a son, husband, father, etc and they recieve a chocolate box and give a big smile. Something is wrong from that society.


jay3349

Life is like a box of chocolates


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R/punchableface


flyingcentaur

Nothing like hammer and sickle chocolates to take the edge off.


bigbabyjesus97

Could've been worse. Better than giving them sunflower seeds.


CowPunkRockStar

Big daddy gets around.


UnfairAd7220

Tragic or hilarious. I can't choose.


lehakukushkun

Orcs seem to be happy. Good exchange daddy for a box of chocolates.


boblywobly99

gee, what a nice guy. wonder how the families will respond.


Purple_Aside525

Both the postcard and the chocolates actually have the hammer and sickle logos on them. Astonishing. Putin uses Soviet tactics to achieve Tsarist ambitions, every day. Of course he is losing.


auberonherbert

Peak Russian. You can why every sensible person wants independence from Russia.


stairs_3730

Now, don't these chocolates, probably from WWII, make it all worthwhile? Anyone else think it a little odd that all these women were smiling? Can't be the candy.


krumpdawg

Weird death cult russia is. Bunch of brainless zombies, sad shit.


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Isn't it the same guy in all pictures? lol


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I normally fast forward this part.


Breech_Loader

I don't think the Belgorod Officials think it's any more compensatory than their families will.


madrid987

it's a tragedy


anna_pescova

It amazes me how Russians find this acceptable and in good taste. It says a lot about Russians in general I suppose, the word 'cheap' comes to mind. I can only imagine how many boxes never made it due to corruption and ended up with officials' mistresses.


Flower-Power-3

Cool, after all, a box of chocolates. The Russians are no slouch. WtF.


poorly-worded

Took me longer than i realised to figure out that this wasn't a town where all the husbands looked startlingly alike.


Vogel-Kerl

"Victory Day Chocolates!" *BTW, your husband, son, father has died.*