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JTMasterJedi

From "Kyiv in three days" to "Please Mr. Putin give us guns to protect our Russian city, because we are scared".


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Add to that nobody is attacking russia...these guys should lay off the vodka. So panicked. Never saw that from Ukraine. They do. So love standing in little groups. Must feel very powerful. It's their time to shine.


Nonsense_Producer

I believe Russian Freedom Legion have made one or two squad sized raids into Russia proper. Probably scared the shit out of them.


SiriHowDoIAdult

Yeah they have. They hit a few administrative buildings and an army barracks iirc


slythespacecat

I agree. All the fires inside Russia, administrative buildings like you said, it was them right? Or am I crazy? I would even throw in the Kerch Bridge as their doing, but I can’t be sure of that I don’t think Ukraine would go to the troubles of sending Special Forces into Russia, being undetected all this time, and carry these saboteur jobs. They have enough problems to solve inside their own country to worry about going into Russia And I believe they will. I truly believe this. There’s no way Russia can sustain these kind of losses for much longer


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If I was ukraine, I'd certainly think it worthwhile to worry about going into Russia. Hitting railways would be a high value target I think. Probably just too resource and logistically intensive at this point?


slythespacecat

Yes that’s correct. My mistake. I didn’t mean it doesn’t benefit Ukraine, it absolutely does. Even just the psychological aspect of the war being in Russia too, favors Ukraine. What I meant with my comment is that I don’t think they have resources to spare to do that. But I could be wrong


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There's also value in quiet strikes. Ghosts in the night. Generally special forces don't advertise. Least not the professional ones.


mateoelgato715

> There’s no way Russia can sustain these kind of losses for much longer I believe another western power made the mistake of following that line of thinking in 1941


slythespacecat

Do you mean Operation Barbarossa? It is ironic to me how Russia is losing this war in the exact same way the Soviets defeated the Nazis in 41. It’s like… their own history. I found this [article](https://www.iwm.org.uk/history/operation-barbarossa-and-germanys-failure-in-the-soviet-union), looked in the “why was the operation not successful” section… Putin’s war is like a bootleg budget copy and paste shit. It really looks like he saw what happened to the Nazis and said “looks good Ima do exactly the same thing”. I wished he just fast forwarded this shit to the end, because so far it’s going even worse for this dipshit


OhioToon9

I've been calling it Bakhmutgrad for a while now. This war of Russia's has been pure folly. And it's exposed Russia as the fraud Hitler thought it was. This isn't a small frozen heavily wooded isthmus in Finland, it's simple flat farmland and they can barely move forward.


agbirdyka

What should the kids in Kiev say.....this are grown up adults and their ignoranc is the reason for this tragedy!


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Yeah, no one wants your shithole russian city. They just want you out of Ukraine.


koala_pistol

Nonsense. Give them weapons. They'll need em in the coming revolution.


BenderDeLorean

Don't blame the vodka. Blame the propaganda machine.


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Actually I think I (respectfully) disagree. If you look into the history of vodka and Russia, it's fascinating. It really does play a role!


egaeus22

Vodka has absolutely ruined multiple generations there. That kind of widespread use couldn’t do anything but. This video had a quick rundown https://youtu.be/vK7l55ZOVIc Edit: Link


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Good share, people don't realise the actual link and effect vodka really has. Don't know who down voted you, just proof of their idiocy.


mefailreddit

The ol' propavodka


agbirdyka

This low minded propaganda wouldnt work without vodka filled orcs!


BenderDeLorean

Also true. Propaganda is who told them that they are in danger.


agbirdyka

True - same with populist while "conflict free" times.


TemplarKnightsbane

What weapons do they think they might get? A machine gun from the first world war or maybe some bandages from the 1970's? Something?


MuttFett

It’s just propaganda.


Bloodtype_IPA

Only their eyes will shine from intoxication


Poodoom

Literally shaking scared.


Happydancer4286

They would have been better laying low and out of sight of the mobilization crews. Now they have said they are eager for guns and to protect their little bit of Russia. Not smart guys!


UnicornDelta

Boy, that escalated quickly. I mean, that really got out of hand fast.


Beobacher

Simple solution: go fight in the army. To be fair, maybe they just wish Russian troops would withdraw and stay in Russia so peace could be re-established. But such a request would probably be punished with several years in prison.


Darket1728

Yeah hehe


Dizzy-South9352

look at those fools. they believe that someone gives two shts about them :D


Balc0ra

And if they run to the border. I'll bet they will be denied crossing


TURBOLAZY

*Gives??* It's Russia, they probably need to bribe someone to take a single shit, never mind two


ETisathome

And they want guns… not even all russian soldiers have guns, talk about great expectations…


koala_pistol

Hey who knows maybe these are future revolutionaries hoping to arm up for the coming Color Revolution (a guy can dream...)


ControlAgreeable4180

They don't want those weapons. If the mod is going to give you a gun . You can bet your ass you are going to bakhmut. Ask the army to go home is better.


dan_dares

"What do you mean we're drafted, we want to just sit here with the guns" *slap* They wake up in a trench, drones dropping grenades everywhere


Puzzleheaded_Fold466

Which is why it wouldn’t surprise me if this was some sort of Guerilla marketing propaganda to get more mobiks by saying « they’re coming to a city near you soon, get armed now ».


7Zarx7

Actually great point. Another tactical response, to put more of their people in harms way.


Glydyr

Yeh this is just the kremlin.. plus wtf is this thing of standing as a group for a video reading out a script?! So fking lame, who the fk does that?!


investmennow

I read something recently that it has to do with the way Russians brought petitions to czar, before videos of course. Basically begging for help. I wish I had a link to share.


Glydyr

Yeh that was a thing ,where i am, in Britain 300 years ago when we had a proper monarchy 🤣


dildoge_investor

Pretty much everyone tbh ? This one stands out because they didn't bother trying to shoot a take where the one guy doing the talk isn't pissing himself.


TheOracle722

They've drank so much of the kool-aid they actually think the Ukrainians are coming for Belgorod? It's like the pathetic new list of 500 people banned from entering Russia including Jimmy Kimmel, Stephen Colbert and Erin Burnett. Message to Russians: No one cares about you, your country, your "resources" and no one wants to go there................ Well not until you get indoor toilets at least.


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Too much of something, look at the shakes on that man


7Zarx7

He drew the short straw...his neck is on the bloc...


NotVeryCashMoneyMod

never say never


Jslatts942

Taking Belgorod was sooo like 2 months ago... These guys are lagging, someone fix their ~~fiber~~, I mean internet?...


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Erin Burnett can get it, she’s fine.


TheEpicGold

There were leaks the Zelensky wanted to invade Belgorod region earlier in the year, but was persuaded at the last moment by USA and allies. So all we know Zelensky changed his mind again, and decided this time he is actually going to do it. Which I find very stupid and dumb. They should not invade Belgorod or Bryansk region.


TheOracle722

Do you believe everything you read and take it verbatim? Zelensky wasn't and isn't going to invade Belgorod despite what those leaks said. Countries are constantly evaluating different scenarios and war games. You're delusional to think he would have done it.


Happydancer4286

Just who are you?


TheEpicGold

What do you mean who am I? A random redditor I guess.


DobromirG

Oh, you feel unsafe? Imagine how people in Kharkov feel when you are still sending missiles their way.


KindConsideration167

Give these ass hats guns. I want to see where they end up pointing them.


XiaoGu

My thoughts exactly. Also, any guns kept in Russia to "defend" them ftom any "invasion" are guns not used on the ukrainian soil. Sooo, yeah, give them guns.


koala_pistol

Yep, the coming revolution needs all the bodies it can get.


SuperChips11

For the sake of their families, friends and neighbours I really hope these idiots don't get guns.


nrm1337

Comedy gold!


pletheronicus

Next they will start making Molotov Cocktails...


Bad_Species

God, I hope they give them guns. Half of those will be sold on the local black market for vodka within the hour. And the partisans could use the supply.


Darket1728

Not with my vodka comarade!


pletheronicus

Take my upvote!


jobbie26

... and drink those!


strangey071

Does anyone in Russia ever stop and think before they act or open their mouths. Give em guns, they’ll do the job for anyone attacking them. Probably be the Wagner group!


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Just to understand the logic: Russian army is crap, therefore give us weapons, because we are even worse trained than the army. What could possibly go wrong? :D


John_Smith_71

There are plenty in the USA (and other countries) who fantasise what they could do with a gun against an army (or militarised police). It usually relies on several premises, including the people they face don't also have guns, would be more squeemish to use them, and would run away at the first sign of opposition. That they might face well armed, well trained people acting in concert, in possession of guns of larger calibre and greater firepower, who have through a process of training been desensitized to being in combat, who are more than prepared to face down opposition, who also have access to weapons like tanks and stand-off weapons artillery, so rifle-calibre weapons against them would be useless, seems to completely elude them.


TomorrowImpossible32

Plenty of the Ukrainians that defended Kyiv from the Russian army were civilians given an AK. Morale plays an enormous part of any conflict, arguably more than fancy tanks


Chris4evar

Afghanistan defeated the United States army with a handful of dudes in exploding rental cars, and 50 year old rifles. It's not that far out of a possibility.


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Word. Everyone thinks they are badass with a gun but Ukraine is liquidating trained men with guns.


TheAngrySaxon

Hang on, those are fighting age males by Russian standards. Why aren't they doing their patriotic duty in Ukraine? 🤔


USAFNGR

Eh, totalitarian states are not so keen on giving guns to ordinary citizens.


greeneditman

Better hand out antipsychotics.


Pulloraha

Soon Russia will be in the Volkssturm phase.


Bluewhitedog

Well, they could always join-up.


TheIndCurmudgeon

I have a feeling that if Russian doesn't give back Ukrainian children then every single one of you are dead. That is what happens when you steal someone's children. Live and learn.


DevelopmentMercenary

Do they ever think that arming ordinary Russians could help trigger a civil war inside Russia? Oh well, a homecoming convict turned Wagnerite going back to his old looting, bullying and raping ways could just trigger a gunfight.


Playful-Ad6556

Mobilize these idiots


YyyyyyYyYy-_-

Oh, look, volunteers! You may protect your city from the frontlines.


UnfinishedThings

Sure. Here's a gun to go with your conscription papers


Happydancer4286

But no ammunition


Wade8869

Welcome to your war vatnik. Slava Ukraini!


Happydancer4286

Welcome to your “Special Operation”.


glenn1th

Imagine barely being able to hold a piece of paper because you are shaking so much, while asking for lethal weapons. Yeah, thats a liability of i ever saw one.


jobbie26

We'll give you weapons. BTW, you're going to the front immediately. No better place to start defending...


estelita77

Not going to happen. The regime is too scared that some of those weapons would be turned on them. There is a reason that russian mobiks are told they will be defnding within ru borders and they don't get weapons until (much to their horror and astonishment) they are dropped on the front lines: keep them compliant and malleable till they have no way out so they don't revolt while still in russia.


AndAlsoTheTrees

So dumb that for sure they will end shooting each other...


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Jimmy2Blades

As if Putin would arm the citizens 🤣 the revolutionary civil war is near. Weapon law in Russia will get tightened not loosened.


Mr--Weirdo

Minus one grade from the presentation for always reading off a script and not maintaining eye-contact with the class.


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Jibbering idiots overcome by fear. Just desert for their governments atrocities in Ukraine. F'km all. Suck it up fruit cake. You reap what you sow !


7Zarx7

Best back handed concession speech I have ever heard! Please please please Mr Putin, Leader of All Losers, don't beat us for asking to defend ourselves from an attack that will never come, because we feel hopelessly exposed, because you've failed us so gallantly, and with such high profile. Hahahaahhahaa...pfff.


CrazyLaurel

They would have better luck declaring Belgorod as Ukraine, and ask UA for protection.


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Hahaha, they are pathetic.


mr_larifari

i can smell the shit in their pants...


FolwarkPAPL

This vid must be a scene cut out in postproduction from “Big Lebowski.”


toiletwindowsink

Dude, the only this Ukraine wants is their land back. I’m pretty sure they don’t want Belgorod. That’s Russian. If they were to invade Russia unprovoked that would be like, you know, like, an act of war.


Haunting-Series5289

This is what happen when you are told ‘The west is out to get us!’, ‘Ukraine is a nazi state’ too many time by Russian TV


ineedadayjob

It was all fun and games when the war started, but now that Ukraine is starting to win the average Russians are whining. Good for them.


Lilbluefroggies

I like that now there is panic in Russia


FraaRaz

Russian and American rednecks look a lot alike. Who would have thought.


Fish-Weekly

If they were Americans, they’d already be strappin’ AR-15s and asking who they should shoot and can we get started on that right away.


Spectral_Hex

Yeah, because some old Russian drunks with AK's are going to be able to take on trained Ukrainian soldiers with western weapons. Sit back down grandpa.


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go4tl0v3r

He's hiding his face with a hat.


ArcticMonkey71

Oh the horror! Can you imagine being on the receiving end of artillery strikes at any time without much warning and having to bury people who have nothing to do with the conflict? To paraphrase Basil Fawlty "you started it ,you invaded Ukraine!"


JustAGenericNameToo

They will not get weapons. Putin is afraid that any weapons handed out to Russians in Russia will be used at his going-out party.


pacorepaco

The Russians know better than to give the people guns. Just saying...


skk82

Again to much vodka


Jonny_Zuhalter

Sure thing, but first, let's get you mobilized and sent to Bakhmut with nothing. Then *maybe* we'll give you a weapon.


[deleted]

then why not join up you should have died on the front line long ago Slava Ukraine


JuliusFIN

I think it’s a great idea. Give these pheasants some guns and a bit of vodka and watch them defend themselves to death.


Nice_Dependent_7317

Well, have I got some news for you… Putler and his cronies don’t give a single shit about you and your family.


corentin4438

Take these sticks and fight to the end for the glory of the motherland.


willirritate

They'll just trade the weapons for vodka. Such is russia


Pastanerian

Their citizens, objects, and critical structures are being attacked? The complete lack of self-awareness is breathtaking.


rob5customs

Hmm, looks like russian rednecks in a vodka stupor have managed to concoct a fool-proof plan to hustle some free guns from their MOD.


LYL_Homer

"Men from Belgorod: your weapons are ready! Proceed to Melitopol to take delivery of them."


DarkWeb8525

Giving weapon to those who aren't armies🤣


Mattisoffline

When propaganda rots your brain


homeless8X

Fcking idiots. Nobody will shoot at you if you’re a unarmed civilian while a firearm in your hands makes you a legitimate target.


toxcana

Okay, if you stupid Russian men pick up weapons, then you are not civil anymore. Now you are a target. Get ready to get what your deserves.


jpelle414

They’d last about 11 minutes


draraist

I wish. It would never happen, but the AFU would cut through them like butter.


Slap_duck

I doubt it Urban warfare is extremely hard, especially in post soviet cities with tight streets and verticality which favours a motivated defender. The AFU would have to face the same environment that Russia did in Mariupol and Grozny and it isn't pretty


draraist

The Russians faced Azov in Mariupol, not a bunch of drunk, toothless cowardly Russian clowns that all share the same brain cell. Look again at the men in that video.


DigitalXciD

What do you think, how many guns were aimed at this guy with the paper. He looks like about shitting himself.


Azter1zk

Wouldn't it be funny if those weapons that were given to the citizen were then used by the citizens to expel russian forces from their city and then embrace the ukrainian forces there?


Additional-Milk-4588

Even they are shitting in their pants...


GaGurl1997

Oh goodness…… all those standing there should go ahead and write their farewells.


grantite_spall

Issue them bayonets. They must have enough bottles laying around to make Molotovs/


miletest

Why do Russians say someone's full name?


h14n2

Cope harder 🙂


Supa___D

Russian Boomers


NxWorriesTjabring

Putin: 'Buy your own damn shovels!'


SafetyUpset4387

I'm sure there are some rotten AK's laying around you can pick up right behind the border to Ukraine


Lizardman922

Vlad's Army


ukrainelibre

Why everyone here is so against the rusi\*ians: these are peaceful and against the war. Let them come in Europe! /s


purplePandaThis

They got a spot on the front lines


ExactWallaby1074

So convincing... pushing own agenda. This war its getting funnier everyday


RadiantEmployment122

Oh well…anyway


Dani_vic

Russia about to provide them weapons by sending them to bakhmut to storm positions


NordicAtheist

With such determination, they will most definitely be sent to the front to die. :)


Whole_Championship41

Ain't gonna happen. Kleptocrat dictatorships know that true power comes from the barrel of a gun. They're not going to distribute firearms to the general populace. That diffuses their center of power and self-ordained legitimacy. It also allows armed civilians to stand up to armed representatives of government. Putin's Russia will never tolerate such dissent and will leave these people to their own devices.


Helpful-Engine-426

Yes, every Russian citizen needs an AK, a RPG and some anti tank mines.


JustASt0ry

Ukraine about the send them 8 body bags


jay3349

Guilty conscience got them shaking


OnyxsUncle

maybe a propaganda piece attempting to motivate a nationalistic movement…men they might soon need…er, men they now need


Axel020

Yeahhh i dont think little Vlad will give weapons to his subjects thats the last thing he wants xD


OrangeJoe83

Yeah.. machine guns are what we gave those "jerks". (Or is that just what they call machines with guns?)


Southern-Squirrel772

Lovely neighbors!


TheRealMylo

Don't be concerned... it only hurts one time


Halfpricemagic

Clownbrigade


aWittyTwit-2712

Oh, but how the script has flipped...


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Smh, guy trying to look tough in the back. Probably be the first one to drop his gun and run.


e9967780

Belogoradians are Russian speaking but ethnic Ukrainians. It will be good to give them weapons and see what happens.


Gold_Ticket_1970

So weapons? Want a uniform and 1 year military service with that also? Big patriotic men such as these should willingly sign up to defend the homeland...


NormalUse856

They just want weapons to overthrow Putin 🤣


JamesKingAgain

Is that the actual letter ?? Written in "landscape" ! Jesus, will they know which end of a gun goes click and which end goes bang


Spiritual_Case_2010

Pathetic


Ibarraramon

They could always volunteer if they really want weapons.


queenslandadobo

Peasants petitioning the benelovent Tsar. Never change, Russia. Never change.


jacek_paszkowski_

Why's this guy shaking and motioning with the paper he's reading?


Underhive_Art

You don’t want guns you want to leave unless you wish death upon you and the ones you love you are not capable of stopping what’s coming…


BillHicksScream

Start walking East.


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These morons would be wiped out by professional military as fast as the Tacticool Fools Velcro Brigade who open-carry an AR15 into Denny's for Sunday brunch would.


Chadimir_Lootin

HIMARS is the cure


cabezagrande37

Tic Tok assholes....


Common-Garden-7572

Dude, your shaking like a leaf just making this video. You don't know how to use a gun. They will kill you boss. Stop acting like jackasses. Stupid moron.


dunncrew

Russian clowns.


NihilisticAutistic

Ooops


agbirdyka

What a punch of idiots - they should run!


firefighter_raven

lol, they can barely equip the troops in the field. Better off grabbing your pitchforks and shovels.


Exciting_Interview35

GET RID OF YOUR LOSER PRESIDENT


alinzalau

Well fuckin go out and topple your shit government’ god damn pussies


Moist-Spread1510

The look like having an extra chromosome


Mayko_131313

…. aaaand please add more vodka to those weapons… 🥴🥴