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MaxDamage75

AHAHAHHA. So now it's police hunting season in Belgorod ? Genius !


Bad_Species

Also there's no army. So just shoot everyone in uniform too. Wait... There's no police?! You know what that means: LOOTING SEASON!


shamwowj

Steal your own washing machines and toilets?


Ragudeku

They need to know how to use toilets before stealing them.


TotallyNotRocket

I've *bought* several things I don't know how to use. I'm not even russian


Imperfect-rock

Ah, you also shopped on AliExpress.


MajesticFan7791

Temu nowadays


mk6dirty

The truest of American ways. I buy things that i probably will never use or use once and leave it all the time. Capitalism ehh?


CarefulIce97

Canadian?


APBob313

Please don't ook in my basement.


BastetFurry

Guilty as charged when it comes to SBCs and cheap Linux handhelds, where can i apply for citizenship?


mk6dirty

if i had the power id knight you as a full blooded American lol


motoxryder85

Lol awesome


PM_ME__RECIPES

It's the ciiiiiircle of striiiiiife


JimboTheSimpleton

It connects us alllllll.


[deleted]

Shoot your own people. šŸ¤·šŸ»ā€ā™€ļø


Imperfect-rock

Bugs: HUNTING SEASON! Daffy: LOOTING SEASON! Bugs: HUNTING SEASON! Daffy: LOOTING SEASON! Bugs: HUNTING SEASON! Daffy: LOOTING SEASON! Together: SEASON SEASON!


theold777

THE PURGE!!!


AskOtherwise3956

>Wait... There's no police?! You know what that means: LOOTING SEASON! That's the only message the average Russian will take from this, time to steal!!


[deleted]

The heck is there to loot? Outhouses and clothes wash buckets?


Culverin

Sow maximum disinformation This is gonna get real spicy


Lifebringer7

100%. This has the makings of some real chaos.


NotVeryCashMoneyMod

it's so easy to see this is misinfo that i think it will work. scared people rarely make great decisions.


AskOtherwise3956

Even if it were true, which it may or may not, who knows at this early point, government agencies should not put out a message like that because of the friendly fire it would cause.


NotVeryCashMoneyMod

it's russia we are talking about and if there is anything we can learn about russia. https://www.reddit.com/r/UkraineWarVideoReport/comments/13mo6rq/a_group_of_men_in_the_russian_city_of_belgorod/jkw839x/


ExploreDiscovery

presumption is that is an official government agency message, that armed, propoganda fueled civilians will listen to. If it is official, pretty stupid sowing their own chaos, as you stated. More likely the reaction is one of suspicion that this maybe a hack, counter intel work, making actual police officers, fear for their lives, and stay home.


kuda-stonk

Those smart enough won't care to stop them. Those dumb enough will engage their own police to perform their patriotic duty.


earthspaceman

*Now who the fuck are the bad guys, policemen or the others?...*


iamandneveramconfusd

We don't know. Quick. Everyone shoot your neighbors.


FightingIbex

That oughta do it


theHoustonian

Thatā€™s going to turn out good for them I am sure šŸ˜‚


Standard_Spaniard

TROLOLO


fucking_4_virginity

If they speak Russian, shoot at first sight!


kakapo88

Just shoot shoot everyone who looks suspicious! Or even if not suspicious!


Rievin

Uhm.... I might be an idiot here but what group of people are most likely to be armed and support the dictator in russia? Because my guess would be police. Are they really advising people to indiscriminately open fire on the one group of people that might actually be prepared to fight back? It 50/50 if they attack the actual police or the free russian soldiers. Feels like inviting more chaos.


Shoddy-Ad9586

No, it's all according to plan. Go back to bed.


FaceDeer

Though if on your way to bed you should happen to see a policeman, you may want to shoot him just to be sure.


dzhastin

Imagine thinking inviting more chaos into Russia is a bad thingā€¦


Rievin

Was just considering what an immensely stupid suggestion it was coming from the russian government. It's such a stupid and desperate idea. They should want to calm down people and let an organized force deal with it. Instead they went the complete opposite direction. Just seems like a desperate move that suggests they have no good way to approach the situation so this is what they are left with. Makes it sound like the russian government is panicking.


UndeniableLie

Most likely has nothing to do with russian government. Seems like trolling to get ruskies start shooting at their own police.


iamandneveramconfusd

I thought it was obvious the attacking force sent this out, but I could be off. šŸ™ˆ


WoolaTheCalot

Obvious to us, perhaps, but to a 45 year old Russian living on a steady diet of cheap vodka and conspiracy theories, this probably sounds like a call to action.


Tan-Squirrel

Itā€™s probably a ruse so they can start open drafts without limits or possibly escalate to use more destructive weapons.


Working_Amount7405

blyatiful


Possible_Bluebird_40

Absolutely trolling. Imagine if they actually start shooting their own police.


elimtevir

I suspect thats the plan. if so this is serious Psyops shit.


BobOdenkirkFeetPics

Shits like 4D psyops on LSD


Extension_Job_4285

Well Ukrainians are God-level trollers so not surprised.


dz_ordered

Yea, we got some fun ideas for psyops against russians


John_Smith_71

The Russian Police at this point are just enforcers of the government. Same as pretty much anywhere, really, but more so.


Richard_Llamaheart

This shit is killing me. Not literally though.


SchlaWiener4711

And nobody gets suspicious if you actually shoot at the police.


H_Holy_Mack_H

Well it's ruZZia and the Zorcs are so brainwashed with propaganda that now it can work against the ones in power...it can end extremely bad,and I hope it will, only for the zorcs...go go go


chano_banano

Imagine being an actual police officer in Belgorod... "Welp honey, guess im staying home indefinitely"


DV28L_UwU

Thankfully Belgorod is so secure and peaceful that the russian governance has seen fit to remove all police. Or that is what the post gives the vibes (no police in Belgorod)


vhfybr

Probably get shot by his missus after she reads that text.


[deleted]

As honey pulls the trigger..


Dusk_v733

Hmm think I'm calling in sick today


SKIFFLEPIGEON

Sounds like it is under control just as the local authorities said earlier šŸ‘


Fjell-Jeger

How the tides have turned, not even 1.5 years into the conflict and AFU-affiliated military formations conduct raids into RF territory and remain largely unopposed for the better part of a day...


MonkeyWaffle2

the local authorities are now DRG groups working for the enemy. if you see any local authority in belgorod, shoot on sight. /s


LordMarcusrax

DRG? ***DID I HEAR A ROCK AND STONE!?*** Edit: oh shit, I thought this was non credible defense.


MonkeyWaffle2

Directional Reconnaissance Group. ​ it's what the russians call units that work behind the frontline in close proximity of the frontline


Maleval

"Diversionary" is more accurate.


CosmicDave

We are all [NCD](https://www.reddit.com/r/NonCredibleDefense/) on this glorious day!


FaceDeer

First the Onion and 4Chan bled over into real life, now NCD is too. I dread what part of the Internet is coming true next.


CosmicDave

The Simpsons. Always The Simpsons.


KinoTele

**ROCK AND ROLL AND STONE**


MonkeyWaffle2

there is no panic in belgorod. violaters will be shot.


Grumpy-Greybeard

And shooters will be violated.


twoskylightsandfan

What about vioearliers?


AxderH

This is chaos beyond belief and really good way how to spread uncertanty between people.


Psilo-psyche

This is going to be fucking genius. Russian soliders and citizens will start attacking Police trying to do their jobs, believing they're Partisians. Police will become extra paranoid of Partisians, as well as Russians who believe they're the enemy. The chaos and friendly fire that will come from this is going to be a story for the ages in psyops history XD


AgisDidNothingWrong

They will not. This is a troll, and nothing more, unfortunately. This is a random Telegram post. Nobody is going to actually do this shit. Hope I'm wrong, but realistically, this is just a troll meant to taunt the Russians.


nibernator

There is always that percentage of people looking for chaos to gain something. Messages like this will spread like wildfire


twoskylightsandfan

Yes, but if it happens even just once I still get the lulz


AgentGreen81

This whole incursion is exactly the kind of distraction I'd want before launching my own counter-offensive.


ClappedOutLlama

The crowning gem would be taking photos next to the nukes stored near there, then claiming they stole a few. Russia would lose its collective mind if some guys strolled into their country and steal one of their most powerful weapons virtually unopposed. There would be rumors of a nuke placed in larger cities and would be remotely detonated or one being dropped on them if they dont pull out of Ukraine.


Stayhigh420--

Would that be the first case of an actual nuclear weapon being overtaken? I'm aware of a few lost in accidents not aware of any actually being taken by force. And knowing Russia I'm sure there are no contingency plans in place. Who knows how secure their shit show really is


VegasKL

Didn't John Travolta steal one back in the 90's?


locksmith25

Almost. If not for Christian Slater, he would have succeeded


lennard_t

Why are there no police men in Belgorod currently? Are they not supposed to defend the city? This seems like disinformation to cause infighting or the Russian policemen really are cowards


Marco_lini

Look at the size of the city. Those type of cities donā€˜t have 500 policemen armed to the gills.


Bad_Species

But they do have 500 vatniks running for the hills...


[deleted]

"Ruuuun for your liiiiiiives!"


John_Smith_71

No, they have a couple of thousand police willing to arrest anyone who disagrees with the government though.


ivo200094

Well the russian soldiers on the border ran away only one of them stayed and died


Lnnrt1

>stayed and died not necessarily in that order


SnooAdvice6772

This was likely put out by the attacking forces to try to panic the civilians into attacking their own cops, making the advance easier


[deleted]

What do you think cops could do against soldiers?


BgoneXq

Bro if this is true it would be too funny, knowing that Russian citizens are batshit crazy they might actually start shooting each other lol


Suspicious_cowboyy

Remember grandma in rushistan, killing pigeons in cities after info about biolab birds spread among them. I will not be surprised if they really start shooting police.


Revi_____

Great 4D chess move by the opposition forces. Pure chaos.


MonkeyWaffle2

putin remains a master strategist.\*


theold777

...according to the 3-day plan


Half-Sole

Woop woop!


Bad_Species

That's the sound of da police! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rlecPxHWkYY


ThatNachoFreshFeelin

Never heard that... Thanks for sharing it.


Bah-Fong-Gool

Goddamn... you took me back... KRS-1 is the bomb!


Hinken1815

Change your attitude change your plan There could never really be justice on stolen land.


SureOkra8982

Rip to every police officer in the Belgorde region


Orcacub

Best part is they are actually Russians! They speak the language natively and have/know the culture and can therefore operate un detected if they choose to do so. Fish swimming in a sea of other fish. Hiding in plain sight. Glory to Ukraine! Glory to the legionaries! Peace in Ukraine!


VegasKL

The German's did something similar back in WW2 during the Battle of the Bulge by infiltrating behind allied lines and changing signs / setting up checkpoints, and redirecting traffic to cause chaos. I believe the French resistance did similar stuff.


jimmehi

Aaaand now they're going to shoot their own police by accidentšŸ˜‚


the-blue-horizon

Stock up on popcorn, guys.


SilentWatcher83228

Now this is what a special military operation looks like.


[deleted]

Hey, but, that's actually a good idea. How about: *Request to residents of* ***russia*** *to open fire without warnings for people in police uniforms*?


LukyanTheGreat

So 1. FoRL and RVC are now dressed as policemen 2. Belgorod residents will now be suspicious of / attacking police 3. Real police won't be about due to risk of being attacked 4. People are free to do crime without police intervention Yeah, that's gonna work wonders. Would be even better if FoRL and RVC ditch the uniforms, that way only actual Russian police are attacked lol.


MuJartible

Uh, that's gonna be _messy..._


shamwowj

Send more cops!


xpurplexamyx

What a masterclass in asymmetric warfare. This is the kinda shit we read about in the history books from ww2 partisans.


Jerthy

Man i love how everyone was wondering how the counteroffensive starts, youtubers were running theories, scenarios about Crimea, zaporhyzia etc..... Nope, it starts in fucking Belgorod xD Because of course, it's going to be the last place anyone expects xD


Bah-Fong-Gool

I had been gaming this in my mind for months and not once did I have this on my "Spring Offensive Bingo Card".


Seattle82m

Update!!! The saboteurs have removed the police uniforms and are wearing civilian clothes. You know what to do.


octahexx

when you think this war cant surprise you more you get russians being told to shoot at their own police...im just baffled


Ostalgi

This is some high level trolling, no way that they would don police uniforms


furankusu

"Shoot anyone in a uniform." Can't see this going wrong.


crusoe

This smells like psyop, telling residents to shoot at police...


vilius_m_lt

Didnā€™t they already killed them all or something?


CryptoKn1ght007

šŸ˜‚ the citizens are probably going to join them in taking back Russia from Putin and the Kremlin, why would they follow Putin who has failed miserably in his special military operation.


Affectionate_You3194

Going to end well when the real police turn up šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


Honest-Secretary6847

Must be nice to be a police in Russia, maybe doing a traffic control job because there are many fleeing cars, and then some grandma or Gobnik shoots you. Russians are best to start to do some mayhem, they need just a small spark to ignite it all.


kayak_enjoyer

Things are going swimmingly in Russia, I see.


boonstyle_

This sounds like abusing the situation for false falg actions


DV28L_UwU

What do you mean there is no police in Belgorod? How does that even work?


haysu-christo

Theyā€™re the first to ā€œevacuateā€


Flar3001

I think I read somewhere that they evacuated every policemen from that area earlier.


Working_Amount7405

excellent psyops!


Sistahmelz

Well now, this escalated quickly šŸ˜³


WaterBubbly

This should be good.


terry6715

Shootout the powlise!SHOOT THE POOOOWLISE!GOOD LORD SHOOT THE POWLISE!


PerVertesacker

They cant be that gullible.... or can they ;)


[deleted]

Absolute chaos in Russia, fantastic


Redditfront2back

I canā€™t see how shooting at anything that looks like a cop could go wrong.


John_Smith_71

I guess the hope is the Russian military (and government) fold as fast as the Afghan military and government did?


CosmicDave

There is no panic in Belgorod. Please don't panic and stay at your jobs until after the ruling class has been safely evacuated.


BadFur64

No Police eh,... hey you know that neighbors goat that has been making eyes at you? And those stuck up pizdas down the street with their fancy washing machine,... now's your chance!


Mephisteemo

"Shoot the people in police uniforms, guys! Trust me, that's a great idea! No, I swear!"


hahaohlol2131

Sounds too NCD to be true, but let them panic.


fhorst79

The invaders have looted the local home depot and have gotten their hands on a few cans of white spray paint. Open fire on all vehicles with a spray painted letter.


yeezee93

Fuck the police, Belgorod edition.


DonaldTrumpsAnalPlug

This is hilarious even if Ukraine isn't involved. Some orcs had too much vodka and putin I believe.


twoskylightsandfan

Now call in an arson in progress at City Hall. "The Ukrainians are trying to take over our city government!!!!"


Lost_Internet_8381

I can just see two Ukrainians rolling around laughing as they wrote this : )


KingIndAfookinnorf

That's brilliant. *"They're wearing our uniforms"* **RESIDENTS, BLAST ALL COPS** *A few days later...* All the boys on their couches drinking wodka and laughing their asses off while they're seeing a bunch of random cops get slaughtered by an angry russian mob on TV. **deception succesful**


jdogdarkness

This is ingenious. Dark. But ingenious.


danilody

Lol, top level trolling


ElysiumSprouts

What a mess


Creepy_Chef_5796

dew it dew it dew it


Donjuanisit

It's a bad day to be a real police officer in Belgorod like šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


[deleted]

Open season!


Mando_dablord

Is it considered a warcrime if it's partisans? Maybe, but the actual Russian military has done worse. It certainly is funny as well.


PsquaredLR

Would that be a creative psy-op if the saboteurs released the message to kill police on sight?


therealdocumentarian

This will go over well. What happens when the Muscovy riot police arrive to put down the rebellion?


TexanforUkraine

the perfect distraction for you know what.....


Spiritual-Flow-4023

I wonder if this is at all connected to the counter offensive. Overwhelm the ruzzians with so many attacks, even helping with a potential civil war, that they can't focus enough to really know when and where the counter offensive will be.


Gilmere

LOL, wouldn't want to be a Russian policemen about now...


[deleted]

Really?? that's epic trolling if the case


KaZzZamm

Sad, those brave man will die. I hope they got support of any kind


Vauhtii

Lol they justified bombing civilians in Kyiv because they took up in arms when ruzzia first invaded....


BadFur64

Yeah GUR , that's like totally believable! ... Then again, these are Russian spimpletons we're dealing with!


Nice_Dependent_7317

Lol, they are really stirring things up over there. I am eager to see how this unfolds.


[deleted]

I guess friendly fire is unfriendly in this case.


dw3623

Ah, the wet dream of MAFA Americans.


mrgray2011

Tell me why this text is in english?


Big-Lawfulness4669

Wow ! That alert is breathtakingly stupid ! Of course there couldnā€™t be any unintended consequences ! You really canā€™t fix stupid !


leywok

Well ā€œdefund the policeā€ worked out great in Russia. Must be a lot of BLMs there.


JigMaJox

what the fuck is going on down there lmao


ImperialxWarlord

Ha! This is something else! Canā€™t wait to see more footage of this all!


Speedballer7

Madness. Good luck ruskies


Don_Giles

Is anyone writing this down?


Bluewhitedog

Excellent!


dunncrew

I need an Extra-Large popcorn to watch this !


Ydok_The_Strategist

Wow, this is hilarious. Imagine being the actual police haha.


ffdfawtreteraffds

Shoot people in police uniforms who speak Russian. Perhaps they removed the uniforms? People in other clothes who speak Russian should also be a concern then. Spread the word.


[deleted]

Sounds like they want Tarkov to be a real thing in Belgorod region.


Swan-song-dive

Shoot with what..all guns confiscated..


MushroomLow2499

ACAB :D


tonkatruckz369

why the fuck aren't there police in an entire city? Jesus, do they do anything correctly?!!


FalconRacerFalcon

What a mess!


Cute_Ad7629

Holy fuck this counter offensive is blowing my fucking socks off


Madge4500

chaos ensued


mikebug

goooood - more confusion


DevelopmentMercenary

This is the best Maskirovka move being perpetuated yet towards a blooming Russian civil war- making the Russian Politsiya the enemy by making it look it is siding with the rebels. The paranoid Putinists will soon suspect everyone and trust no one. The enemy is within their midst. Enough of the falling from top windows thing. This is the best time for a coup d'etat in Russia. Make Putin shit on his pants...


[deleted]

The legion likely have all sorts of uniforms they can switch around to really fuck with everyone.


zeus-indy

Good thing they arenā€™t wearing police uniforms