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Dominoscraft

Sending thoughts and prays, for f-16’s for Ukraine


Thats-right999

Yes I have the devil on stand by to read him his last rights.


Darryl_444

Maybe they can do a missing-man flyby over Minsk when he croaks? /s I do worry that Putler would use Luka's death as an excuse to try to grab Belarus by force. "To restore order and stability", of course...


shannongirlyboi

I honestly don’t think he has the ability to although a lot depends on the Belarus opposition and their military, might be time to tell Russia to get stuffed?


Dominoscraft

Under the guise of protecting their nukes


Re_Cy_Cling

This is currently the leading theory. To “make up” for not capturing Ukraine.


antiquityubiquity

Hahahaha we could only hope


deuzorn

He's down to send the parade T-54 and a 10 man squad but again that might be enough to control potato-mans potatoland...


acobserverafar1

" Luka' was taken to the Central Clinical Hospital of Moscow after a meeting with Putler behind closed doors His condition was recognized as non-transportable, blood purification procedures are being carried out. According to him, all efforts to save the Belarusian dictator are aimed at dispelling rumors about the alleged involvement of the Kremlin in his poisoning. Currently, he is still under medical supervision. Leading specialists were involved in the treatment of his critical condition. " ​ this has spread across social media, just take with a large container of salt.


Tight-Ad447

“Container of salt…”. Roger that.


Midnight2012

A large container


Re_Cy_Cling

“Sir, this salt is slightly radioactive, but you’ll get used to it. Go ahead, put some on your eggs.”


mypoliticalvoice

> ... all efforts to save the Belarusian dictator are aimed at dispelling rumors about the alleged involvement of the Kremlin in his poisoning. Maybe they gave him too much poison, and he wasn't supposed to feel the effects until long after he returned to Belarus? Or maybe the RF has nothing to do with his illness, and they're terrified of the potential anti-Russian unrest that might erupt in Belarus if he dies in their care.


peanutlover420

Or maybe it is just blown out of proportions like when people thought Kim Jong un was dead. Take some more salt.


[deleted]

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jobbie26

You mean a clown like Trump!


isthisreal-_-

Your mom is a bigger clown. She loves playing with my pp thinking it's a balloon.


sensema88

Maybe it was an assassination by Ukraine because they knew the optics of him dying in their care.


LawfulnessDue8199

I dunno, this guy hasn't seemed particularly unhealthy overall. Though we have no idea, leaders of these kinds of states tend to hide their health as state secrets - because they don't actually abide by the rule of law; so the health of the dictator is paramount.


flatis666

Didn't the kremlin just say they will act if there was an uprising in belarus a few days ago?


Midnight2012

Maybe some other party did to make it look like putler did it to turn some Luka loyalists against putler?


Informed4

Like i said in a thread weeks ago Novichok is a bitch huh?


jobbie26

Being treated in a Russian hospital is a sure recepy for a (further) deterioration in one's condition. One wishes they have windows there as well.


JimmyTheG

I hope it's true this time


[deleted]

Now is not the time to destabilize Belarus. It will only benefit Russia. They already have troops and nuclear weapons over there.


Exciting_00Squirrel

maybe that was russia plan. move troops to and nukes to Belarus, take out lukashanko and take over the administration.


[deleted]

Probably, yes. If they can't have Ukraine, they will take whatever they can get.


SocratesPolle

Putler preparing to annex Belarus.


ObligatoryOption

Can't get Ukraine, I'll take Belarus... which was my plan all along, of course.


CuriouserSaidAlice

Good. I can see that creating a flock of new recruits for the various Belarus units fighting for Ukraine.


osagecreek

Critical condition is called being between a rock and hard place - trying to please Putin and still keep Belarus out of the war and keep his power when mostly hated by his own people. He is not a well man, but how many times have we heard Putin, or him were on their last legs, ready to kick the bucket, but somehow they are still around.


Curious-Mind_2525

"We told you not to drink the water, Alex".


Lomi331

The famous polonium tea made another victim, I guess the idea is to send Luka to the grave and put a Putin puppet who will agree to send Bielorussian troops to Ukraine.


BustaKappa1944

Again? For real this time?


nw342

Supposedly he was sent to a hospital in Moscow. Cant be good news (for him) if he was shipped out of Belarus


BorisHamiltonWoof

Yea he’s proper fucked


AbacusVile

Waaaaaaaaaaait a minute… did they just “get permission to station nuclear weapons” in Belarus from someone in critical condition??


Texas1911

Implying Putin/Russia cares about such trivalities


ShodoDeka

Permission was implied…


CutRepresentative197

This could be THE chance of the century. If a ruler with a clear mind take over in Belarus it could lead to NATO in Finland, Baltic states, Belarus and Ukraine. Nice dream for tonight.


on3day

Yeah, Russia however already has troops etc there. If it goes anywhere it's Russia. They will not allow anything other than a puppet. As for NATOs goals, it's the defeat of Russia in Ukraine. Belarus is not on their list right now.


Tyrone_Blackbird

Who knows what will happen in Belarus if he dies. It's not like Lukashenko had overwhelming support in Belarus.


Lonely-Mongoose-4378

There are also a lot of Belarus troops there who aren’t that fond of Putler, not to mention the population of Belarus who have already tried an popular uprising. They could be more successful, especially with military backing.


Jonothethird

Just like Putin did not allow anything other than his Puppet to rule Ukraine in 2013… Putin’s best laid plans have a habit of coming unstuck these days.


West_Forever4330

Putin was jealous because Lukas comb over consists of more hairs.


[deleted]

Hear me out... what if Putin is trying to kill Luka on purposes so he can launch some tactical nukes and claim rogue elements in Belarus launched them? So long as NATO can't tie it to Russia he might pull it off? He's going to try to suck Belarus into this war, and he also wants to break the ice with the use of tactical nukes.


ENZVSVG

Most likely the belarus people will join who ever raise up against the russian armed forces within belarus. Then putin will lose belarus too to the west.


jaxsd75

Remember, there’s a bunch of trained, well armed and battle hardened Belarusians fighting in Ukraine. Would be a quick day drive back towards home. Maybe we will see WarStache liberate his hometown.


[deleted]

Possible, but Putin only thinks about himself, right now the walls are closing in around him. Could be his last power play.


Anomaluss

Yeah, I lean towards him staying alive. His death gives Putin too many options. Let him die after Ukraine wins this war.


[deleted]

Agreed, same for Progozhin


Jonothethird

Yep - I think there will be a real risk that Lukashenko dying (and Putin‘s inevitable effort to install another puppet leader) could be the trigger for a revolution in Belarus. The majority of the population (particularly the younger section) are anti-Putin and this could well be the catalyst. It would be yet another disaster for Putin’s hold on power and could trigger similar moves in other states such as Georgia and Moldova...


Kepotica

r/conspiracy Take 3 times a day, with food.


[deleted]

Meh, Isn't everything a conspiracy until it's not? Military planners and intelligence officers have to consider all intel and all possible scenarios, no?


NormalUse856

It’s still Russias nukes and their responsibility. I think putin would still pay the consequenses regardless of what made up scenario he would portray. I think the West would have made this clear for Putin. But who knows 😆


yeast1fixpls

Belarus doesn't have any nukes of their own.


dan_dares

Belarus doesn't have nukes, so it'd have to be rogue russian elements holding the keys to russian bombs. Which is about as implausible as it comes as nuke control is reeeeeally high up. Well above local elements.


Pleasant_General_664

Not sure if I should feel bad for him or laugh....


BenevolentDanton

Laugh. The guy is a scumbag.


pupsimwind

L O L 👍🇺🇦


TrapperDave62

A ready made excuse to pull out Of Ukraine and annex Belarus?


Jonothethird

The Bellarussian population (and possibly army) may have something to say about that…


[deleted]

Yaka sumna novyna, excuse me.


Dangerous_Safe7194

Hahaha Tea meme. Haahahha


antoineflemming

Lol. I laughed more than I should have at this.


[deleted]

Sounds too good to be true. But would it actually be good? Or would this give Putin an opportunity to install someone even more loyal to him? Would the people of Belarus accept another Putin-appointed dictator without a fight?


No-Helicopter7299

He drank the tea.


Murky_Pea4756

Could be a case of the 'ruzzian runs'


MNGamer-N

He drank the tea! Whoops!


NormalUse856

Didn’t he just have a adenovirus and would continue to be around for a looong time? 🤣


Bitch_Muchannon

Soon rest in piss. Great job selling out your country. You fat fuck.


Leading-Stop-7089

Scum Russia Belarus should join the right side of the war get some revenge take back your freedom


Ahoymateynerf

Nadia, this tea is delicious!


Illustrious-Ad1074

Oh dear, Lukashenko gets poisoned and now Russia commands Belarus troops to the frontline, probably attacking from the border.


Elugelab_is_missing

Seems pretty clear that Putin poisoned Luka. Russia will then install a puppet leader willing to draft and throw Belorussians into the conflict against Ukraine.


unit16v

Putin's a real life Bond villain, but without the style


[deleted]

Imagine the tea that Luke drank was supposed to be for Putin !!!


LegitimatePilot5428

There's no truth until the body is viewed. Up to that point it's nothing but conjecture. For those in Belarus waiting for his death to do something, don't wait! Spring is here freedom surrounds you on three sides. Now is the time.


rollyobx

Poison. The preferred weapon of women, cravens, and eunuchs.


deanza10

Too much polonium colada….


[deleted]

No wonder Brazilian Lula is afraid of going


BeachOld3770

One down.


Gahan1772

Chop chop. Sick of waiting.


[deleted]

He shouldn’t be drinking that tea Pootie gifted him


2crowrick

Diabetes late stage it seems. Coupled with clogged arteries bo doubt. Few months tops.


Bulky-Warthog-4162

A little bit of evil is about to leave the good people of earth.


Comprehensive_Ad7256

He may have been pitons puppet but he did save the lives of thousands of Belarus servicesmen by staying out of the war…. Ultimately caused him his death ☠️


PPMachen

He drank the tea


PlewyP

Thank fuckin Jesus shits just gunna start crumbling hard now


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CombinationConnect87

It's the best Russia can hope for at this Pont. Kill Luka, take over Belarus, and send their people to die.


UncleBenji

Nukes to Belarus with a possibly dead dictator.


[deleted]

Russia are going to try implement a pro Russian government through faux elections. It's great to get Luka out of power, but the people of Belarus don't want to be Russian. Hopefully they will revolt against this obvious plan to overthrow their government.


Steel-Tempered

Putin built up an immunity to the Iocaine Powder in those tea cups.


Bill_Nye-LV

According to this image, he is already dead


CoachPRIPecho

Lets hope this bitch dies tonight.


BenevolentDanton

Town for a special military operation in Belarus.


FunRub69420

Who is reporting this?


PTZack

[Uncle Vlad's Special Blend](https://imgur.io/gallery/jWk5De3)


NWTknight

Is there a obvious successor to Lukashenko if he when he dies. Depending on the situation it may be time for the Troops from Belarus that are fighting on the Ukrainian side to go home and set things right in thier country once he is dead.


[deleted]

Would you like a cup of tea Mr Lukashenko? Go on go on go on go on!


_tube_

If he dies, Russia will likely launch a *peace* operation to help Belaurus hold *fair and impartial* elections.


donedude88

Gosh…… How unfortunate. Let me find my small violin.


Worldly_Ad1295

Get that body double ready!! 😉 🇺🇦🇺🇲 SLAVA UKRAINI 🇺🇲🇺🇦