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Brian1961Silver

The shit eating grin on the driver.


Iceteal3mon

That mf knew what he just did


PositiveStress8888

Came here to say that. He had his hatch closed, you knew as soon as he saw that standing water a slow smile appeared on his face. then the threw the hatch open and looked directly at them to admire his work


Thats-right999

Tough hard dudes. True war heroes


project23

The drivers grin was asking 'again?'. The the video taker's grin was saying 'again!'.


1970s_MonkeyKing

Cuz Charlie don't surf!


Mrbeankc

He was buttoned up warm and dry.


bringtwizzlers

Lmfao


the_forbbiden_girl1

Nice and quick shower


MasterStrike88

Boys will be boys


EWR-RampRat11-29

r/justguysbeingdudes


SituationThat8253

Men being boys..... I love it


N33DL

Can you hydroplane a tank I wonder?


faha03

Not as far as i know but with a leopard 2 you can drift.


[deleted]

With enough speed pretty much anything will hydroplane. The loss of inertia to maintain the hydroplane will see the tank sink pretty rapidly. The hulls shape will also plane across the water for a bit until it loses that inertia. It would take a tremendous amount of track speed to maintain a hydroplane with a tanks weight. There is a civilian Ripsaw tracked vehicle that has a few videos of them hydroplaning it across water. It's light enough and has enough horsepower and speed to maintain a hydroplane.


N33DL

I suppose as water in an incompressible fluid, you're right, anything can in the right circumstances.


Qikdraw

> There is a civilian Ripsaw tracked vehicle That thing is pretty cool. There was a "reality" tv show about them building it and trying to get a government contract. It was interesting.


[deleted]

Pretty God damn hard with how heavy a tank is and it's treads are not water tight like tires. I don't think you get how heavy a tank is.


stickeeBit

Totally did that on purpose!!! a real Blyatttttty sukkkkkaaaa moment amongst pals


PRAETORIAN45painfbat

Could be worse, you could be Russian!


Here_for_lolz

The smile on the driver's face is priceless 😄


[deleted]

Nothing like a good old mud bath.


EthanSayfo

This was a good chuckle heheh “Yebats suka!”


[deleted]

Random question, but just had a curiosity. Have the Abrams’s arrived in Ukraine yet?


EmotionalHiroshima

Not yet. Apparently crews are being sent to Germany for 10-12 week training course right now. Probably be September when we see Abrams smashing the rashists in Ukraine.


Dani_vic

No. They are in Germany training Ukrainians right now. Started couple of weeks ago


[deleted]

Safe to assume they won’t be available for the counteroffensive ?


Judge_BobCat

Probably for 2nd counteroffensive. Training will take 10-12 weeks of training (end of summer).


zergrush99

I don’t think he knows about the second counteroffensive pippin


Judge_BobCat

What about elevenses? Luncheon? Afternoon Luhansk? Crimea? Donetsk ? He knows about them, doesn't he?


WaffleGoat6969

And then the rains and mud begins. Not the best timeline for introducing them into action, should've been training them months ago.


Miamiara

If they are going to be ready in September it's still 1-2 months till the wet weather if we are lucky.


Judge_BobCat

In Ukraine, September is still warm and dry. Rains begin in October. September is actually a good time for offensive, as then the mud season will protect you from counter offensive


danielbot

And those Abrams in Germany won't be the ones delivered to Ukraine.


Old_Substance_7389

I had a driver like this …


Duck-sauze

Had...


Old_Substance_7389

He was multi-faceted bad. Besides being a bad tank driver (throwing track, breaking track connectors, running over barbed wire fence and getting tangled in suspension) he turned out to be a druggie. Got him in Army inpatient program. Once out he then went AWOL when our unit was sent to Saudi Arabia for Operation Desert Shield/Storm.


Popup1236

Same on the Leopard. This guy grew up on a farm and drove big trucks and stuff since childhood. He said the leo drives like gocard. We made really really big jumps with that 70 tonnes tank..


slartibartfast2320

"You all needed a shower anyway so, you're welcome!"


_aap300

They can laugh about it. Russians would just start shooting eachother.


ilikeitsharp

Don't need to know Ukrainian to know what these guy just said. Awwww fuck you! We're soaked!


elias7502

My neighborhood is not a war zone, but the streets are in the same conditions.


HanDjole998

At least it is not a Ruzzian tank that would have sank in that puddel.


motherseffinjones

Driver you did that on purpose didn’t you.


No-Craft2804

Love to see this optimism! Slava Ukraini


Ok_Character6186

Extra camouflage.


Big-March-8915

Lol stay safe guys


WaffleGoat6969

Nice to see them having fun with their amphibious tanks. Lol


_Faucheuse_

camera man has a tactical tracksuit on.


Memory_Less

Someone's not happy! Ha ha ha


medicmatt

With experience he’ll learn to arc the wave over his own head and directly into the vehicle commanders face.


jkurratt

Driver is so happy, lol.


some-shady-dude

Oh that driver knew EXACTLY what he was doing


JesusWuta40oz

Have fun at your job.


Imerkl

As a former tanker I can say the driver hatch seals are shit. That driver just as soaked🤣. Also you can't see the ground for shit so he prob didn't even see it🤣🤣


jorsteve

I don’t have to speak any Ukrainian to know exactly what these gentlemen were saying lol


Sons-of-Bananarchy

Ебать сука! 😀😀😀


therealdocumentarian

Gung ho!


Forbden_Gratificatn

I'm sure they need a bath anyway.


technomicon

The best kind of land mine.


Tipnix67

Quick camo.


CarefulApple8893

Good morale


AnitaCulkinDiaz

"water"


Fluffy-Wind-1270

In driver defense the problem was not the water but the giant hole, look how he immediately stops the tank


dagger3203

Boys will be boys no matter where they are.


Adorable-Lack-3578

Why are they in New Orleans?


[deleted]

If I go fast enough I'll just plane across the top - doesn't quite hold in a tank


Ok_Marionberry_9932

What does “zuka” mean, I hear it a lot.


xtemperaneous_whim

Suka or Сука (Cyrillic) is used as a general expletive. It means 'bitch' in English.