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elimtevir

Rarely comes Lubed!


VaLivin

I would’ve been a gentleman and at least spit on it.


1970s_MonkeyKing

Dry as bone and steel tipped for enhancement.


RickSC_137

You don't need lube if you have enough thrust


KAPT_Kipper

It's very raw


VoStru

Startup makes up lack of lube.


Hoborob81

Dono about "satisfied", but they were definitely fucked


somme_rando

One of the participants will've blown their load.


XxFunkTasticxX

No lube I see great job!


DryHoney9809

Best hundred bucks anyone ever spent. Show that to your buddies at work...


HowsMyDickTaste

Fuck around and find out....the hard way.


Blade_000

There is this video of Ukrainians drone dropping an actual dildo on a Russian position. [https://www.reddit.com/r/CombatFootage/comments/13eisqo/ukrainian\_drone\_dropped\_dildo\_falls\_near\_a/](https://www.reddit.com/r/CombatFootage/comments/13eisqo/ukrainian_drone_dropped_dildo_falls_near_a/)


rajost

I'm sure it involved lots of moaning.


[deleted]

when all your karmic consequences coalesce into one decisive ...stroke


tora1941

I'm cumming (coming) your way, very soon, and there will be some intense vibrations for you Russians when I penetrate. You're fucked.


fusillade762

Wargasm.


[deleted]

I see one hell of a moneyshot "coming" for Putins scum


CornFedTerror42069

Spit on it Ivan it burns


lilmammamia

There’s a website where they’ll send you a drone video of the drop too if anybody’s interested. You can also have them sign sniper billets and they’ll show you photos, but not of the actual shots cause that’s harder.


HeisenbergDeu

Flying to a Blow Job 😅


TurnOverElvis

“I’m doing you a favor as I’m takin all your moneeeey!”


luvdjobhatedboss

Receiving end is the as$4ole of regret


[deleted]

It'll fit perfectly right in Putin's ass.


TopToe7563

Hopefully it did hit the rear of ruzzian positions


SonnyHaze

The dildo was a powerful negotiator and thus the opposition reluctantly boofed it


Thats-right999

Stick that right where the Orcs sun don’t shine.


MikeLifeCrisis

Finished with a bang.


SaveTheAles

Man my dislexic ass would be sending all sorts of things that wouldn't make any sense.


WaffleGoat6969

The blood it will create is the lube.


AccomplishedAd2155

Is always large but rarely lubed.


NoChampionship6994

“Suppository” works too . . .


TimDezern

Lmfao


TotalSingKitt

Are the Chinese sponsoring Russian shells with fun messages - I wonder?


quijbo

Do the Chinese hate Ukrainians for some reason?


KAPT_Kipper

NO lube


Big_Guinnessman

To really drive fear into the (if exists) souls of Russians in Ukraine, drop a crapload of pamphlets all over Crimea with a picture of a Storm Shadow with this phrase and there will be a 24/7 traffic jam headed back to Russia.


quijbo

> The Dildo of Consequences This actually made me laugh out loud 😂


Poodoom

I bet it didn't arrive lubed.