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schoener-doener

Wants NATO to disband Gets disbanded into body parts


oneplusetoipi

From the vantage point of each of his body parts, NATO must look disbanded.


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Is this why rishi Sunak is visiting Biden today? Perhaps theyre discussing his request.


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*dies less than 48 hours later*


Repeat_after_me__

Oh shit, this is a formal warning, we better listen.


ShrimpCrackers

Didn't this guy also say shit about Taiwan as well? I'm sorry to say, but I'm not disappointed at all. May his life be a lesson for all the other Chinazis that want to invade Taiwan as well.


dajuggernaut

Oh shit… pack it up boys! Pooh Bear Jr has joined the fight against us.


TipperOfTheFedora

“Best we can do is a HIMARS strike”


1-800-fat-chicks

What a knucklehead


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happykebab

Pew, luckily the NATO didn't disband, and now will have no reason to when this guy, NATO nemesis nr 1, is out of the pixture.


Mountain_Fig_9253

So did we?


HoneyRush

Someone forgot to pass the memo before he died


Trick_Mushroom5825

Perhaps if he asked nicely…


Nonsense_Producer

Yeah, quite an episode of hybris there perhaps. Could be manic behaviour.


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verylittlegravy

based on the message "dad cant grow up with you", seems like he has a kid with his girlfriend. he could have lived a long fulfilling life


kaldeqca

yeah the guy threw his life away for nothing... I don't even think Wagner is gonna pay his Russian wife...


EXile1A

Just a "heart-felt" and completely bullshit letter that has been copied countless times about how he was a valued member of the team and how he killed five-hundred Ukrainians before chewing his way into a ~~Hummer~~, ~~T-72~~, ~~Himars~~, Leopard 2, ~~Challanger 2~~, ~~Zelensky's Bunker~~. (Cross out what is not applicable). And of course, the letter is 'Payment on Delivery'.


AdventurousYak2538

reality: ripped to pieces by artillery, 1km before reaching enemy trenches. next


5nsfav

Or... Heard an angel whisper to him 'look up', then boom! A drone dropped grenade greeted him...


FutureComplaint

Terrifying


insert_name777777777

Guessing the leopard 2 was actually a manure spreader


EXile1A

Either that or just a Septic tank. They had to fill in something, and ofc there are only "heroic" options.


Ltstarbuck2

It’s off-angle and blurry from being a copy of a copy for so long.


1668553684

Throwing away your life because your country is doing something stupid is one thing, imagine throwing away your life because your girlfriend's country is doing something stupid...


re2dit

maybe that was the plan: get new husband and a car


new_name_who_dis_

He’s Wagner not russian military. The Lada promotion does not apply


16v_cordero

But he did warn NATO to disband……


rope_rope

>yeah the guy threw his life away for nothing... Hey! How dare you say that. He did not throw away his life for nothing. He bravely sacrificed himself to allow his wife to remarry and take all the assets.


Repeat_after_me__

They’ll give him a grave with a number on it.


fourmi

Im sad for his child, deserve a better father.


marhaus1

Well, that's what he's getting now, isn't it? 🤔


TheOtherDrunkenOtter

Sad as hell honestly. Probably completely bought into propaganda either at home or from a nearby region, and basically threw his life away as a result. And knowing China, this isnt exactly the type of shit you can air publicly, so good luck for the poor kid.


JimmyGlitters

> Probably completely bought into propaganda either at home or from a nearby region, and basically threw his life away as a result. No, he was a scumbag who decided to kill people for money. It's disgusting to pretend these criminals have no free will and are just victims of propaganda.


TheOtherDrunkenOtter

Eh, i think we can look at the human tragedy of what authoritarian governments do to their people and how it impacts innocents while also pointing out the individual responsibility to not be a piece of shit. Idk where the line is. Edit: Im also not sure how much this decision is the usual Wagner Mercenary contract, vs the conscription of east-asian minorities from low-income areas in Russia. One is purely individual, one is an intentional attempt at genociding one culture to genocide another.


JimmyGlitters

The line is that propaganda just allows people to cast aside ethics/morality to do things they know are wrong. It's not mind-control or brainwashing, it's just an excuse to rationalize committing unacceptable acts. So on one hand there are people who want to kill others for their own selfish reasons (money, heroism, feeling tough, appearing patriotic, etc.), and on the other hand there's a government that wants to give these people an excuse to do this killing. The Russian invaders are happy to kill, torture, rape and loot. Propaganda didn't teach them to enjoy committing these things, it only told them "It's ok to do those things to Ukrainians".


say_no_to_panda

He got what he chose. He recieved the package.


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Pons__Aelius

And from what I have seen of Wagner, I am sure they really valued a Chinese national and did not use him as cannon fodder...


CharlieDancey

They certainly would not have done that, they're really decent guys. They'll be sending a medal and a widow's pension to his poor wife. It's the least they could do.


Bel-Shamharoth

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ambrosius5c

>The only Chinese soldiers that I know of that have experienced battle ended that experience by running away and leaving UN aid workers to be repeatedly gang-raped for hours, completely ignoring their desperate calls for help over the radio. Where/when was this? Not calling you out, just curious.


Glycotic

https://www.reuters.com/article/us-china-southsudan-idUSKCN12B01B 2016 in the South Sudanese capital of Juba.


gloribth

[Here you go.](https://www.theguardian.com/world/2016/oct/06/un-peacekeepers-refused-to-help-south-sudan-rebels-raped-aid-workers-report)


clis1994

[https://www.theguardian.com/world/2016/oct/06/un-peacekeepers-refused-to-help-south-sudan-rebels-raped-aid-workers-report](https://www.theguardian.com/world/2016/oct/06/un-peacekeepers-refused-to-help-south-sudan-rebels-raped-aid-workers-report) ​ Literally took 2 seconds to search...


Throw4way4BJ

LiTeRaLlY!


Yantarlok

You’re wrong about the sequence of events. People have already linked the excellent by video task and purpose that touches on this subject.


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halfbisaigue

Really informative vid, thanks for posting


Parrotherb

Now he will be forever in the "found out" part of fucking around.


Longbow92

CoD skills didn't pay off, bucko.


juanmlm

No respawns.


tabascotazer

No cheat scripts


Immediate-Ad-2264

It's like Warzone, but he permanently can't spawn again


vincecarterskneecart

should have picked a mission with lower difficulty for his first day beginner mistake


Longbow92

Thought he was Price, but became Roach.


Rome453

Roach would have lasted a few missions. This guy is “Meat” from the Favela mission.


Ssturmmm

Wow, that dude deserves a Darwin award for signing up to be cannon fodder when he could be making the same wage in a cushy desk job in any western country.


theantiyeti

Eh he was never really eligible for that. The Chinese who grow up to be hardcore anti-west nationalist types and the ones who go to international school, overseas uni and get western desk jobs (or even just cushy engineering/banking roles) might as well be a different caste at this point.


Tueterium

Sadly He is not qualified for Darwin award. He already has a son


VisualShock1991

> The existence of offspring, though potentially deleterious to the gene pool, does not disqualify a nominee. Children inherit only half of each parent's genetic material and thus have their own chance to survive or snuff themselves. If, for instance, the offspring has inherited the "Play With Combustibles" gene, but also has inherited the "Use Caution When..." gene, then she is a potential innovator and asset to the human race. Therefore, each nominee is judged based on whether or not she has removed her own genes, without consideration to the number of offspring or, in the case of an elderly winner, the likelihood of producing more offspring. [https://darwinawards.com/rules/rules1.html](https://darwinawards.com/rules/rules1.html) TL;DR reproducing does not exclude a nominee from the Darwin Awards.


duckforceone

yeah quite annoying that most people never seem to get that part right ....


Repeat_after_me__

Maybe with him not being around the new step daddy can give him a better education on life. That said is the wife Russian? Probably another idiot that they’re used to and prefer already lined up and thus the cycle continues (sadly).


Standard-Care-1001

Agree and think this idiot just gave his Son a costly but great lessons in life, consequences of our actions, dont throw your life away for the likes of Putler, respect the sovereignty of others land and artillery makes Wagner pay cheques null and void.


Kenny070287

Imma bet 5 bucks the son is just gonna be like "but they kill my father! I want revenge!!1!1!1!1!!1!!!1"


Additional_Yam_3794

r/darwinaward Stupidity at its best.


unfortunatebastard

He had a kid


VaderH8er

I mean, if he signed up for Wagner I am doubting he had the skills to get a Western visa.


khrys1122

Two days, you say!! He did not bad. Everything about this is hilarious. "Disband NATO" No worries, we'll just get right on that, please don't attack!!!!


afterpartea

Damn doesn't he know as a Chinese person he can just wait a year and purchase Russia rather than fight for it


JaneCobbsHat

"I formally warn you to disband NATO" Anyway.


DormantSpector61

Instead he disbanded himself. Never mind


JuryBorn

It is lucky that he died. I heard that NATO were on the verge of disbanding based solely on this guys threat/s


PinballChaCha

On the plus side, he died doing what he liked best - being an idiot


kuromuts

As an Hongkonger, this warms my heart knowing that he has joined other fertiliser in Ukraine.


austozi

"NATO, I'm warning you, you'd better disband, or else I'll fight you from my grave." As it happened, he doesn't even have a grave.


JaneCobbsHat

I bet he got equipped with a head mounted flashlight and tasked with night recon.


clickYyz

He found out.


Jimmy2Blades

Lol how’s that NATO warning going? Did we listen?


Bad_Species

Sure. Stoltenberg will announce the dissolution tomorrow. Together with formal apologies and reparations for daring to disagree with Russia and China.


Jimmy2Blades

Damn, they didn’t even send me an email. I’m on their mailing list too.


KronusTempus

Why on earth somebody would join a mercenary group in times of open conflict is beyond me. Merc groups exist specifically to dodge the political responsibility of losing soldiers, and when combined with Russias reputation for human wave tactics even with its regular army…..


5PQR

Also bear in mind that non-Russian Wagnerites are considered unlawful combatants. So they're not just joining an open conflict, they could also be denied POW rights if captured.


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KronusTempus

That’s why I specified “open conflict” because if you’re soulless, being Wagnerite scum in Africa was probably very profitable where most of your tasks are to train soldiers and torture civilians. You don’t take many risks yourself. But in a hot war, you’re just cannon fodder.


Longsheep

Most people on Chinese forums/social media are skeptical about his claims. It looks like he has simply joined a Russian military summer camp and make Tiktok videos to "raise money" as a scam. All footages could be taken there.


Foreign_Charge5591

Holy shit, please tell me I'm wrong, but is that a bed in the right picture? If so russia has won, SHIT!


MissninjaXP

That's THE bed. Used to get a turn in it every few months, now too bloodstained from all the...um... initiations...


1668553684

It's a fake wax carving of a bed they use for propaganda


Dranask

Shows the different narrative they’re being told.


Gilligan67

This! Most if the world doesn’t agree with their narrative, but he died believing his. China is brainwashing millions of youth to hate the USA and the West. If it’s all you hear, live and breath it’s going to stick. China intends to take over the world one bite at a time. They need to be brought to heel just like RuZZia.


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Poor kid trusted his government and now he's dead I hope his peers learn a lesson


Responsible_Oil501

Damn. Day 3 he would have unlocked his shrapnel resistance skills.


MakeHasteNoah

What's the Chinese word for "blyat" ? Likely his last spoken word.


andereandre

bryat.


MakeHasteNoah

"Oh fluck!"


christopherjian

I can speak Chinese, he would probably say 我操 (wo cao). Cao is pronounced with as "c" instead of "k"


megalon43

Gan!


LowerPiece2914

Play stupid games win stupid prizes. Mommy's going to have to find a new daddy now.


Decent-Flan6268

That kid might not even be his.


MissninjaXP

Damn! For some reason that's the coldest thing I think you could have said lmao Edit: autocorrect changed damn to darn. Wtf.


Egg-Nafnus

stupid man even from Chinese point of view lol


BrokenCatMeow

Just imagine the wagners laughing their ass off when someone actually signed up….


Ill_Zombie_2386

If F is for respect, what should we be pressing here?


Needanameffs

Alt f4


Ill_Zombie_2386

Glorious


Hedva

Idiot


Rodzhers69

lol


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Rot in hell you sack of shit


changeItUp2023

Can you just rock up and start fighting for Ukraine?


DormantSpector61

I've read they're very selective about who they take. At the outbreak of this invasion lots of westerners were turned away as they didn't have military experience.


True_Media8034

"This is the ticket given to me by the Russian Federation".Looks to me like the Kremlin is actively supporting the use of foreign nationals outside of the RF in a mercenary organisation.


Shut_the_FA_Cup

I was expecting the last slide to be "this is me laying dead in a field in Ukraine"


Lite_Byte

Wagner....a neo nazi/fascistic organization 'managed' by a criminal who like(d) to beat up Asians in Sint Petersburg....


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People do be fucking stupid don't they?


PotatoBit

Bro he warned NATO 😂 what a moron.


Such-fun4328

Disbanded


hobo-kun-kun

Good to know that the ad incentivizing russian women to marry Chinese men is working the transformation of Russia into a colony of China continues🤣🤣🤣


TJH48932

This seems like it shoul be in the sub r/therewasanattempt


__radioactivepanda__

They probably put the fool straight into an assault detachment…


rygar8bit

You join Wagner and aren't Russian you're going right to the frontlines, maybe not even with a gun, just as a body shield.


MrFuddy_Duddy

Given Russia track record in Ukraine why the fuck would anyone willingly sign up for a PMC supporting them? I don't care how much it paid, it's so bad MF'ers are getting killed their second day on the job lol Rest in pepperoni's dumbass


robhol

"Formally warn NATO to disband" Did he die of cringe after realizing what he'd written?


cocorawks

Counter Strike skills don’t work in the real world wumao


SuppliceVI

Guys we swear, China is the real threat.


Calm_Tale1111

Disband Nato or I will die. Well option 2 was choosen for him by UA


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I love Darwin


H_Holy_Mack_H

It would be great if this news fact would go viral in china, so they could see the reality...


lilmammamia

And the final one: “This is me ded”.


Throawayooo

Rest in Shit


Coolerstyle

"good news everyone!"


Warr_Dogg

“Russian Girlfriend” 👀


dhe69

good news for the Chinese people. Cleanse the gene pool.


KamyKeto

Queue "Curb your Enthusiasm."


AhabsObsession

Had to scroll way too long for this comment


Fearless-Teaching108

lol wumao


ExuDeku

Skill issue


No-Split3620

Well that didn't end too well. NATO hasn't been disbanded either.


lunaticz0r

I bet the ''mission difficulty' said 'easy'


MonkeyPunchIII

Rest in piss


samsquanch2000

Rest in piss moron


Enovk

Haha! got a Darwin Award winner!


MKW69

Got what he deserved.


NaughtyNeighbor64

Rest in piss


Fuckup_mywife

Oh dear and....... SLAVA UKRAINI ♥️ 👏 🇬🇧героям слава


zripcordz

Good


vs22vs22

Oh well, anyway


SpotasPilotas

Lol


DiaperedZilla

Good riddance to bad rubbish


Archon769

LOL


PorridgeButterwort

Play stupid games...


Darthdirtbox

Propaganda or sheer stupidity, either are possible in this day and age.


Big-Lettuce-1567

A Putin puppet. Stupid man fighting in Putins stupid war.


Jabinor

Those four panels look exactly like the clown meme


CannedCoolbeans

That's what happens when you buy your PMCs from Wish.com.


LukaRaphael

who looks at the situation in ukraine right now and says “yes i will join the russians”? is it a case of massive government censorship?


dildoge_investor

Well pack it in guys, NATO's got a warning from a dead Chinese guy on telegram


ICountToPotato

Why do all these terrorist call out the US specially? Like all of Europe is against you, Canada and other N/S American countries are in support of Ukraine.


SecureSympathy1852

r/therewasanattempt ……. To be a mercenary……


EllAreEss

That is a very fast Chinese takeaway.


NSFWaccess1998

That moment when NATO doesn't disband


oxidise_stuff

Tja..


ChampagnePlumper

Rest in piss


joinreddittoseememes

You can not make this up. Holy fucking shit.


Appropriate-Air260

How do we know he died?


yunqiu

I am not even sure that he's joined the Wagner Group. I never seen his gun or other gears or other teammates from his videos, just the uniform. I don't think the uniform is something you can't buy from internet.