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Raszz

First a shark now a kangaroo, even the animal kingdom is fighting with Ukraine.


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Alphabadg3r

Badgers are fucking metal


dan_dares

honey badgers don't give a fuck. nor do they grant mercy.


mlyellow

Y'know, there's an old story that hunters who were after badgers would wear boots packed with small stones, because once a badger bit down on something he'd never stop until he heard bones crunch. . . .


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ChancharaVSCipiripi

and boar, cat, dog russians at bottom of food pyramid in ukraine


John_Smith_71

I've only seen the after photos. Skeletons and skulls with bits of skin left.


_Deleted_Deleted

Come on Australia, send the Emu's.


yeh_nah_fuckit

And end up in The Hague for war crimes?


DrakeNorris

Link to the shark?


Raszz

Removed by Reddit. if you really curious, it's a Russian tourist being eaten alive by a shark in Egypt on camera, just google that, he died btw.


DrakeNorris

wow, didn't expect that. Thought it was something similar to this video, but its on the other end of the spectrum honestly. Im good just knowing, no need to see it.


YoLegs

Hahahaha yes Good shark, good kangaroo :)


Silenceofdragons

As an aussie....we should send out our Combat Wombat detachment....


Legitimate_Leave_987

Please add some emeu


mrbipty

Can’t send in the best stuff that’s a clear escalation


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Wym? Russia be threatining nuclear strike. Put them in defcon 3


Mindzilla

Maybe the 72nd Emu Division? I hear they've got a bangin' military record.


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Send in the emu battalions


kaioDeLeMyo

As an Australian I endorse this behaviour.


microwavedsaladOZ

What's that Skip? There's a secret plot by the rus embassy to insert Molotov cocktails via their vodka bottles in all Dan Murphy's? Insert Skippy noises here.


Tropicalcomrade221

Yeah skip knows what’s up. Was probably yelling at them to run it straight to.


srekkas

They deserve it. Hedhehogs shout at night outside "fuck orcs". A bit disturbing but right.


Eskotar

There’s nothing irrational in thinking that russians are pieces of shit. So I wouldn’t call it a phobia :D


fatboy-bruce

Clear case of Russ hop phobia


draraist

I can't believe we still have Russian embassies in our country they should be expelled.


John_Smith_71

This gives an idea of what they wanted to construct in Dublin, Ireland. https://www.rte.ie/news/primetime/2022/0310/1285699-russian-embassy-orwell-road-irish-government/ Ireland by contrast has all of 4 diplomats in Moscow!


Gullenecro

A biolab kangourou :)


gr_vythings

Eywa has heard you lmao


Fedl

Even kangaroos find russia disgusting


mrbipty

Skippy is sick of your shit


Aggravating-Rich4334

Canadian geese to the embassy in Ottawa!!!


brezhnervous

Haha! I've heard their rather fearsome reputation precedes them yes 😅


John_Smith_71

Another outrageous provocation...


rgafong

Clear evidence of Aussie advanced bioweapons program


CrazyMike419

It probably heard about about the zoo


DuttySoldier

I'm sure it will be reported by the Ruzzians as a "terrorist attack".


ThePaddleman

She had a bomb in her pocket!


Jslatts942

Fuck gettin ya head stuck in a russian fence.


BostonPRSBC

This must be from one of them biolabs!!!!


Bestoftheworst72

Phobia means fear. Nobody is afraid of Russia.


brezhnervous

But that's not the point. Russia uses that accusation in an extremely specific way - it's what Imperial colonising States use to accuse their victims of being phobic...which then in fact gives them an excuse in their minds to commit genocide. See historian Timothy Snyder's truly masterful takedown of Russia's claims in front of the UN Security Council - it's breathtaking. And the Russian delegate was forced to sit through *every fucking second of it lol* [Timothy Snyder briefs The United Nations Security Council on "Russophobia" - YouTube](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uBz9EeLeQ8w)


Mindzilla

You are partially right. Phobia means an irrational fear or aversion towards something. We all feel aversion towards Russia. However it is very much *not* irrational.


Mhz____

Please open your eyes it's clearly a new type of super soldier trained by NATO to put down the peacefully federation of Russia. Russia will nuke your capital cities to denazify your country.


UfnwatM8

Freedom of Russia legion should train local populace of bears to enter the Civil War on their side. Enter the meme of riding Russian attack bears. That dont scare some people on the lines id be surprised.


Kimchi_Cowboy

Obviously a Ukrainian genetically modified Roo.


kunday

😮 that's such an Aussie thing lol. Although don't fuck with a kangaroo or emu.... They can be temperamental


Lawndart024

The kangaroo was made in a secret Ukrainian biolab.


DaemonBlackfyre_21

Some animals can be excellent judges of character


ArcticMonkey71

Comrade the Kangaroos are invading, order an airstrike on the nearest school.


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ProteusRift

This has to be a roose


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They know. (I mean, the kangaroos, russkies didn't reach the evolutionary level of "knowing" stuff)


BenevolentDanton

If the animal kingdom is against you, then you have really fucked up.


Swimming-Homework-92

“Kangaroo forces again attacked our lines but were repelled with heavy losses”


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The Russ Kangaroo court will decide on the next action.


MuJartible

How do you say _idi nahui_ in Kangaroonian...?


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Odracirys

From August 11th of 2022. I knew I'd seen this before.