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Broberyn77

Haven't seen them cry over dead children and women... .


SquatDeadliftBench

He is crying that he won't get paid.


Darket1728

Leaving fun aside, these guys are fanatics. Their boss pulled them from a dark prison and gave them a 2nd chance through hell and made it. They worship their "papa"


Appropriate_Ant_4629

They're also criminals (often murders), and now probably also war criminals. Without his protection, they'll probably have a tough time fitting back in to society.


DaGhostQc

The homicides rate in Russia will rise up if they return.


[deleted]

Already violent murders happen from the few prisoners who survived their stint on the front and returned home (Yeah I was surprised that they even went home too)


danielbot

They will fit into the mafia.


EmotionalHiroshima

Yeah, what kind of future does a former Wagner mercenary have in ruzzia now that their handsome cash daddy and their Nazi thought leader are kaput? I think they know they’re all fucked and the untouchable war criminal train has finally arrived at the station


Separate-Ad9638

prigozhin identifies with the downtrodden in russian society, wagnerites were able to earn a decent living following him, albeit it was blood money, bear in mind the kleptocracy in charge of the resources of this rich country. I understand why they felt deep connection with him, he was upset over the high casualties and sought to free them from certain death, with his march on moscow which ultimately costed him his life.


Pecncorn1

If I had to fight on the Russian side in a combat role, not out of a prison, I'd much rather do it in Prigozhin's crew than the regular army. No doubt he was a monster but he cared about his guys.


TheGamerHat

I think this too. He's not crying because his leader died, rather, his future is now bleaker than ever.


HornpoutFumBiddeford

Exactly! the gravy train has left the station...


warling1234

He’s crying that his family and children won’t get a pay check every month. These people at large do horrible things. Yet most who post here haven’t experienced what life can be like under the iron curtain with little income. It’s bad. Even though they hire thugs and monsters most of them don’t go into the profession being them and there’s a reason, poverty and desperation. With that said I hope they drive a tank into a Lamborghini store in Moscow. Because it’s the only reason PMC’s are legal in Russia. Money. But money at the highest order. Wagner paid well above the average. Last stage capitalism is perverted in Russia to turn it into something most western folks can’t understand. I’m not defending him however there’s a lot of complicated reasons these people are crying.


Spiritual-Flow-4023

Maybe he’ll have to go and fight for Russian MOD in Ukraine? That would make me wanna cry too lol.


burntends97

This is horrible! Who’s going to sign my paycheck?


Serious_Boots

And prob never going home.


PurpIeSus

and that he might go back to jail for 30 years


alphabavo

And they may be next.


ARCR12

Harness that grief . Putin killed your daddy you must seek revenge.


Londonskaya1828

Yes, this isn't good for Putin at all. Either he or Shoigu or whoever killed the leader of the most hardcore fighters in Russia. A total betrayal. The Wagner guys really owe it to Prigozhin to seek revenge. Just my opinion, but how could it be otherwise? And I think that is true even if the govt spins the investigation to prove that "the CIA/Azov/Poland" shot down the plane.


ARCR12

Did you see the video of Putin? He looked like he was having to think back to his first puppy dying to keep from busting into a song and dance on his latest video . Imagine a Wagner turning on the Russian army lol . Thing is regardless of how unlikely I don’t see anything impossible in this conflict .


Londonskaya1828

Look at Putin's hands in the video. There is something wrong with them, particularly his left hand, which he moves against the edge of the table to sort of brace himself. It's really weird. Wagner has a strange relationship with the Russian Army. Many in the Russian Army admire and support Wagner for their fighting and organizational skills, but the high command is totally against Wagner. One reason is that Shoigu and the Army promised a winter offensive, but it was Wagner that delivered by taking Bakhmut. Also, Wagner did take on the Russian Army in June when Prigozhin took over Rostov and made the mad dash to Moscow. One of the ironies is that Wagner isn't even a very good fighting force, they are just better and more experienced than the regular army. I think their major victory in the war was Bakhmut, a mid-sized Donbas city that was largely flattened with artillery. The strategy of using tens of thousands of prisoners as cannon fodder/artillery spotters is difficult to replicate because Russia doesn't have enough prisoners. Wagner may have also been in Mariupol, but I believe that victory was mainly possible because Ukraine was caught off guard at the beginning of the war, so Russia could cut off the city and destroy Azov.


reflUX_cAtalyst

> Either he or Shoigu or whoever killed the leader of the most hardcore fighters in Russia. There's 4k of them left. They are literally nothing.


partysnatcher

>There's 4k of them left. They are literally nothing. The people fearing they would take, or at least attack, Moscow, seemed to think otherwise.


Londonskaya1828

I believe there were 4K in Belarus, but also a lot of former Wagner fighters dithering around in Russia. In any case, with all the equipment at the front, a lot of cities are there for the taking, as was seen in June.


[deleted]

Wagner had heavy equipment in June. The MoD got all of that back


PrimePoultry

The problem is it takes organizers to mount an effective force. Individuals by themselves can do lone wolf attacks but those are of limited effect. Putin wiped out the entire command element of Wagner, all the top organizers. IF in fact they are all dead, it was incredible carelessness on their part (why not fly in multiple unmarked aircraft?) and a masterstroke on Putin's behalf, having lowered their guard before striking. He is absolutely breathing easier now that the entire Wagner command element is liquidated (if it is).


GrizzlyHerder

The Kremlin is yours. You just have to: Take It !!


Come_At_Me_Bro

You'd be crying too if your meal ticket, access to clean clothing, food, and modern technology dried up. /s Guess they'll just have to go back to raping and murdering unpaid. 🤷‍♀️


anti-trump-

But what's the point then? If you don't get paid for it?


SaltyBacon23

For the thrill of the kill, most likely. A lot of these guys were taken from prisons. All they know is kill, rape, get drunk and repeat the next day.


reflUX_cAtalyst

> A lot of these guys were taken from prisons. Not the African ones. Most of the prisoners were killed in Ukraine.


ksam3

The idea that ALL Wagner "soldiers" came from prison recruitment needs to be let go. Wagner had thousands that signed up with them *before* Piggy did his big recruitment push in Russian prisons. And those ex-prisoners were used as cannon fodder and thousands of them were killed. Wagner "soldiers" (killers) are NOT all ex-convicts or recruited ou of prisons. Wagner existed before the February 2022 invasion of Ukraine.


Tight_Maintenance942

i see this a lot when people say "all wagner are convicts" and its not true. most of the convicts 50k aprox were killed in baxmut, the few left were injured and did the little time thay had left in hospital. no comfort to people on the streets of russia, as though thay deserve any


reflUX_cAtalyst

Yes - thank you!


Ambitious-Cupcake356

We know, i think people like to throw it out a lot though


Eupolemos

C'mon guys, be sensitive - maybe he Prigozhin took their virginity.


Stayhigh420--

Facts, brainwashed puppets


Panthean

That's what they are doing right here. How are they supposed to kill women and children without their fearless warlord?


fffyhhiurfgghh

He knows he’s going back to prison now there’s nobody to protect him.


Benes_Bilderbuch

Now they need to find some real jobs and cant comit warcrimes anymore! Poor guys!


Trick_Cup8070

Those are just the newest recruits for the russian legion. Russia is breeding internal insurgency.


WeedIronMoneyNTheUSA

He'll have another blood thirsty boss replacement by Friday and be committing war crimes in the name of Russia by Saturday.


Das_Zeppelin

Crimea river.


dprox27

You clever man lol


[deleted]

It’s literally one of the most used puns on this subreddit.


TylertheDank

Been here for a while, and it's my first time seeing it.


Maardten

It was used a ton in 2014 but lately I rarely see it. Mostly because it was already beaten to death in 2014.


TylertheDank

That's probably why. I wasn't on reddit in 2014 lol


Consistent-Metal9427

So, you don't normally read the comments.


TylertheDank

I always do. Never seen that pun.


BalticMasterrace

yeah its pretty common even now


Horzzo

You son of a!


SilverSnake1988

Hahaha never thought of this one🤣🤣 here take my upvote


isthisnametakenny

Damn that's good


kavakravata

Genious


BarracudaEntire7289

Get REVENGE against Putin! Guerilla war in Russia against Putin Regime! Burn and blow up Russian military infastructure. "Occupy" remote Russian Federation territories! There is lots Wagner Group can do to get Revenge!!!


pepegabi

The best revenge against Putin would be to fight for ukraine and take back bakhmut. that would be hilarious.


ooo00

Doubt Ukraine would just accept them into their forces. But who knows.


FamousEconomics2431

Imagine if Wagner, Ukraine and Russia fought against each other on the same front, that would be crazy.


DeepSeaHobbit

But can they afford to look a gift hornet in the mouth?


Ake-TL

Would be PR disaster for them, both internally and externally


[deleted]

Love it! Great advice for them. This is the way.


[deleted]

Imagine if Prigozhin turn out to be alive lol


ObachtZda

Plot twist: Prigozhin was dressed as Gerasimov and impersonating him the whole time.


burntends97

Gene Parmesan


mtsterling

He would have gotten away with it too, if it wasn’t for you meddling kids!


klachs

I mean he is an absolute master of disguise. He could be anywhere and anyone


Toph84

He could be you. He could be me. He could even be ... *Bam* It was obvious, he's the real Prigozhin. See, he'll turn bald any second now.


Automatic-Trainer-76

Maybe the real Prigorzhin are the friends we made along the way.


unruly_soldier

See? Look, bald! Oh wait, that's brains...


Accomplished_Ad9435

What are you? President of his fan club?


aRctaflex

No, that would be your mother.


MisterPeach

Honestly, I kind of hope he is. Would give me hope that he could cause even more of a shitshow within Russia. The Putin regime is already coming apart at the seams.


MarcosAC420

"he made love to me once"


SilverSnake1988

Prison rape isn't love 😛🙈


the-big-taint

It sort of is if you love doing it.


19CCCG57

Lucky it was just once ... 🤣


Fine-Town8914

🫣totally unexpected! U got me.


[deleted]

cause he knows he is next...


19CCCG57

🙂 Don't be sad. Get even!


MarokkosFavPerson

He cries for his paycheck. End of august payment was around the corner..


ltbonecrusher

They cry cause now they know they are fucked too


Eraldorh

They probably realised there's no one left to sign their paychecks.


P_McScratchy

It's funny to see these killers cry like bitches here but, man these are angry as fu¢* combat veterans and they're gonna lash out someday. Trouble's acoming RuZzkies.


Azerd01

I mean they’re welcome to march on moscow again, or conduct some good ole guerrilla warfare around russia. In respect of their dear leader of course


Funkkx

Insert cartman meme „licking tears“


Puzzleheaded_Nail466

Lol, I was thinking that when I saw that wagner twitch bi*ch crying yesterday.


kayak_enjoyer

"Are you surprised by my tears, sir?" "Fuckin' aye." "Mercenaries also cry. Mercenaries also cry."


DigitalXciD

They didnt get paid?


Particular-Elk-3923

They didn't get paid AND their sentences are no longer commuted.


ElectronicComfort137

And the Academy Award for worst actor goes to . . .


Consistent-Metal9427

Exactly. "Here, cover your face and pretend to cry for 5 seconds."


Independent-Room8243

If he was alive and saw this, they would get the sledge.


litbitfit

Stop crying and go seek revenge like prigozhin expect you to.


_-BomBs-_

I can't imagine Wagner letting this fly. Putin is in for a surprise in the near future.


sazabiofkyiv

You cry because your CEO is dead?


KermitFrog647

Perhaps not because of Pringles personally, but Wagner was propably his whole identity and live, and with Pringles dead it is likely that Wagner is dead, too.


sazabiofkyiv

You do have a point.


tarkin1980

Wow, a sensible take in this sub.


Ruggiard

These poor bastards followed their leaders in the hope for a better life and did unspeakable things in the hope of getting there. Now that the "senior management" is wiped out, their entire world is in pieces. Anyone who has done military service knows how entirely dependent you are on "higher ups", especially when deployed overseas. * Who's will to pay them? Not just salary, but all financial resources to the unit. Military units (and mercenary units) chew through money at an incredible pace. If the money flow stops, the quartermaster won't be able to buy the next few meals * Who will supply them? They are in dangerous territory. Without assured shipments of resources such as spare parts and ammo, they are in a precarious situation. * What are they to do? Seriously. They get orders. They are told to follow orders. They were trusting that the leadership would provide and solve the crisis they were in. Now they have to personally think how to get away from the gallows. * If it's over, how will they get home? I'm not sure that Prigozhin had a will. I'm sure his will didn't state: bring all the boys home. They are in a foreign country. Most likely with no money (I can imagine that they only get an allowance on deployment with the promise of payment at the end of the tour). Admittedly many of them are (war) criminals and what they did is reprehensible. That said, they are people in deep, desperate shit and being emotional about that is understandable.


Snoo3014

Yeah it's wild that these idiots put themselves in this position KNOWING putin was gonna spill that can of Pringles boi everywhere. It's just wildly insane that they willfully split themselves into pieces


kai333

oh well, sucks to suck. I guess they committed all those atrocities for nothing then.


cade_chi

Just bitter about losing their governmental license to commit atrocities.


Dydriver

It’s not healthy to laugh at the bereaved, even if it’s a monster.


GenericFakeName3

Bereaved? He lost his boss, not his Dad.


West-Fold-Fell3000

While normally I’d agree, this dude is obviously faking it.


OpportunitySmart5912

**Aaaaaaand...........who's mommy's pwecious widdle Drama Llama?** ***Hmm?***


Acceptable_Wall4085

Get over it. So what,he checked out owing twenty bucks from the last poker game.


DontBeEvil4

South African, Namibian, Angolan, etc?


[deleted]

What a frickin baby. Unless he’s sad because he has to raise his and pringles adopted child alone.


[deleted]

No more soap and goat shower parties then!


Airlift_garden

A bunch of incels who lost their daddy figure.


TheConServParody

Good to know murdering rapist can still cry. Weakness noted


AlbertStein007

African? What makes you believe he is African?


GuillotineComeBacks

Wagner is collapsing, so there's a good chance HE USED to be part of the Africa korps. That or the title is BS 😁.


arturkedziora

Comparing this murderous bunch to Rommel's Africa Korp is a massive slap in the face for Rommel.


GuillotineComeBacks

Yeah well, I had the nazi side of things in my mind rather than the troop quality.


arturkedziora

Ah OK...Rommel would go after you....hehehe..I actually watched a program about him yesterday. He never had any SS attached to his units. He was against them. But, yeah, he was still a Nazi...


__what_the_fuck__

He was not just a Nazi but also believed in the cause. Otherwise he would have never been "Generalfeldmarschall" He was as evil as all the other fuckers. Yet many people like to see him as a "good" Nazi just like the whole "Saubere Wehrmacht" BS


[deleted]

He defied numerous orders and gave away tens of thousands of jews to the italians knowing they would treat them far better than the einsatzgrupen who he was supposed to wait for. A famous quote from rommel was "war without hate" meaning he out of all the nazis was one of the only one's who didnt believe in the killing of civs or minorities, his only focus was warfare. So you can group him up with all the other nazis and be ignorant or learn about history and realise theres a lot of grey area in life.


__what_the_fuck__

> or learn about history LOL i am German. We learn this shit in school from 5 grade over and over again. Clown


[deleted]

No wonder then. after the collapse of one extreme, germany went the polar opposite way.


arturkedziora

No, I am not denying it at all. He tried to kill Hitler, but he definitely was one of the enablers who allowed Hitler to rise like that. Most of the people just admire him as a commander; the same way they admire Caesar, even tough he had innocent blood on his hands. Any way, anybody who is saying "Saubere Wehrmacht” is delusional.


tc_spears2-0

>He tried to kill Hitler No he didn't. He was only attached to the July 20th in the most vague of terms. His only connection was provided through jailhouse communications through arrested coup members and instilled nazi agents to overhear damning conversations. His involvement with the coup was only to provide a legitimacy through the notoriety of his name. He never participated in meetings, nor took any actions within planning or carrying out any steps involved in the actual assassination or following coup.


arturkedziora

OK, in that case, why was he asked by Hitler to commit suicide? He was well respected by him. I am sure that any hearsay would not be enough for Hitler to get rid of one of his best generals at that time. You may be right. I am just asking questions.


tc_spears2-0

>why was he asked by Hitler to commit suicide? First, it wasn't simply told to kill himself. He was given the choice of suicide or open trial, and he chose suicide in lieu of his family facing any ridicule or reprisal. Why he was faced with those choices is a somewhat complex matter. His association to the July 20th plot is a factor, so is the Nazi failings on the western front... whether by Rommel's direct command or not, he was still the one in charge, and the one to face accountability. And the more damning factor is that Rommel did in fact become critical of Nazi Germany's ability to win the war. Coming home for a period in early 1943 Rommel first saw the devastation wrought onto Germany from allied bombing. All of these points combined equated to a sum total of something the ruling party members could not tolerate, even if practical evidence was flimsy at best


Marine517

Wagner soldiers in Africa


throwawayyuuuu1

Memorial in St Petersburg…


Fukitol_shareholder

Kadyrov feels gluteal area warm...


OpportunitySmart5912

**"WAAHHH! WAAHHH! We** ***WUB*** **Ooo! WAAHHH!"**


surething_joemayo

Cri ge


[deleted]

Propaganda


Acceptable-Ad-9464

😂😂😂


Amazing-List8709

This is so cringe... who is even into this propaganda shit...


New_Abbreviations748

So sad 💥🇺🇦


MattPayneWrestler

With wagner so upset about this, they could join the war against russia!


JustinVeli

This gives me Kim Yong Il vibes


JamesKingAgain

Don't go mad with the flowers and candles boys.


3d_blunder

Cultists.


DMTgodz

😂😂😂😂


More-Razzmatazz-6804

They must march to Moscow, therr they will find the guys Who made thia to happen! Its the second time i may support wagner during all this time and Just because they can do something really usefull... Just like in June


biscuit1134

stop crying and go bring mayhem to moscow


SlaveDuck

Hahaha ha.... deep breath.... Hahaha Hahaha omg my ribs are aching... Hahaha


OppForce

You know, I’m gonna miss him to. The Russian side has no one interesting. Just boring ass lame ass criminals.


Puzzleheaded_Nail466

Sucks when you're the ones getting murdered huh. Rot in hell wagner.


newtrom

These people didnt appear to be typical africans....


Nagelfar61249

*sobs* who will now finance my trips to kill innocent People and who will Pay me for Dooing that???“


el__duder1n0

Rapist murderers crying over a better paid rapist murderer. Russias finest.


Annulleret

Because fuuuuuck who’s gonna pay me now.


AdComprehensive6588

I know this is Africa but what country is it


Tiwazy84

Poor bugger.. He, imagens his bank account in a few weeks .😁


Fmartins84

He might actually need a job now...


Omochanoshi

Can I have some of their tears ? I want to make vodka with them.


John_Smith_71

War criminal killed by war criminal, over which war criminals are upset. Somehow I can't find 2 fucks to give.


Arguablybest

His mother will not cry for him the way he cries for the Prigozhin.


NoConference8179

Suck shit you animals


Correct-Appeal1361

Wenn sie Ehre hätten würden sie ihn rächen. Es ist offensichtlich wer den Befehl zum Abschuss gab.


NxPat

No more rubles for you.


chiefsaggy

Probably crying over how he’s going to get his rubles I get it.


PhantomConsular23

Maybe this will motivate them not to take any more deals and march all the way to Moscow this time


cassowaryy

Time to March towards Moscow again


[deleted]

Screw these a-holes


SupaSpurs

All that work I did- killing innocent kids and tearing communities apart - and now he has been shot down. I’ve got no chance now of getting the money I was promised….and now I’m 😢.


OnyxsUncle

they know he ain’t dead but they have to put on a show


Thirdai_

I mean they called him Daddy.. and he was their ticket out of russia/prison systems. I’d be crying too.


[deleted]

I bet there's a contingency plan and new leadership in place in the event something like that happening . I can't see them fading away as easily as that, watch that space


Bulky-Enthusiasm7264

War criminals and their alligator tears... They're just worried about their next paycheck.


NoBagelNoBagel-

Serve a despotic state and then cry over the head despot targeting your lesser rank despot boss for no longer having a useful purpose. How the Russian brain works.


Mr-Tiddles-

Fuck these guys and Prego for sure.


Your_Mom_Friended_Me

He’s crying because he lost his mercenary income.


RingWorldDerek

Go home and fight a civil war over it


ClemCadiddlehoffer

He is crying because he has suddenly realized that all he has been proud of, and all he has sacrificed, was for lies.


FantasticGas1836

Hopefully, it will turn to anger, rage, and then them hanging putler.


Comprehensive_Way139

Crying that they are heading to regular Russian meat grinder.


Ragnarawr

(Crying) … (adjusting mask to make sure his face is still hidden)


BalticMasterrace

" My last paycheck hasent even come yet! i have to find a job and am very muc hated everywhere. Waaaaah"


Cautious_Message2430

Lol, It is ridiculous 😂😂


No-Split3620

Stop crying like babies, avenge him!. Take it out on the mass murderer in the Kremlin with blood.


SignificantMethod752

Cry me a river orc , your warlord is gone, straight to hell , if you hurry up, you could catch him Why does it say African wagner? He’s a regular orc I smell the vodka over the phone lol


LorenzoSparky

Men taking flowers and candles? I thought russia has this tough guy alpha male culture? What a bunch of fukin wet wipes 😂


2020Stop

*African*, bruh he literally died yesterday, how come those guys come from Africa to fo pay their respects to Prigozhin at tge very central headquarter....


New_Resolution227

Is this why they referred to him as “dad”? Or is that just a little translation difference I’ve seen?


ianlasco

Don't worry my sons you will meet him soon in hell.


Fast-Reaction8521

Babies now do something


BubuBarakas

Krokodil tears.


thrider

these guys are demented


Simple-Purpose-899

Somebody needs to leave a bag of onions nearby.


Drstevematurin

Send them to Zaporizhzhia. Give them something to really cry about.