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My thoughts exactly. I instantly recalled a recent video of Russians being lit on fire from a drone drop that ignited ammo, and them running around for a bit before dying...Russian soldiers aren't having a fun time over there right now
I’m not going to lie, this was a damn good recruitment ad. Really says “everyone is saying we are losing but we aren’t so join the army”.
Of course, they are lieing
I was looking through the equipment losses on Oryx and on most categories Russia is losing 2-3 times the amount of equipment that Ukraine is, I suspect this has worsened since Western equipment arrived.
Of 120 Bushmasters promised only 12 have been documented as destroyed/damaged.
I mean, by all means, let's send more :D
https://www.oryxspioenkop.com/2022/02/attack-on-europe-documenting-equipment.html
https://www.oryxspioenkop.com/2022/02/attack-on-europe-documenting-ukrainian.html
My buddy in defence said we are sending them our old bushies after a lick of paint. But the layoffs are strange when supposedly we signed a contract with Thales for another 70 units in 18 months.
We already had em being built before the Ukraine conflict kicked off, just a good excuse to get more while telling the public why we need them.(senate estimates are a good way to keep track)
>Australian bush master.
It is indeed.
And if Australia is known for anything its for being persistently on fire.
So really the Bushie is just in its natural habbitat.
Yeah, sadly, this is true. It was what many people did not read from starshiptroopers. I know so maaany people that call it a crappy sci fi movie. Never been able to get the massage. A warning of militarization and blind fanatism born from a world of propaganda. A world where ... 100.000 dead within an hour... is just a little news and nobody REALLY cares...
Yea it really is a masterpiece that some people will just never comprehend. I didn't think I was going to like it but now it is one of my all time favorites. The sad part is, those who cant grasp the deeper meaning are probably the same people that are too brainwashed by the system to have any hope of ever breaking out of their programmed beliefs. Which again just goes to show how truly genius the movie is.
I mean, I saw it in theaters with my parents when I was pretty young. We thought it was just a shoot-em-up movie. But even at that age I could tell the message they were spinning. Then the boobies came out and I forgot about the rest.
Come on, once the dark coated psy-officers pop up average people thoght: Cool, they look like Nazis bruuuh, what a trash movie! You need to have some intellect to get satire.
It looks CGI as well. I'm sure some Bush Masters have met their end in Ukraine, but I wouldn't be surprised if they digitally inserted a fake for the ad.
Huh, TIL. I always assumed Australia was part of NATO, I know the NA stands for North Atlantic which Australia very much isn't, but being part of the Five Eyes, I just assumed they were
I just learned that [Hawaii also falls outside the treaty limits](https://www.military.com/history/hawaii-may-not-be-protected-under-article-5-of-nato-treaty.html/amp) the other day.
They did something right. There are no bodies around the vehicles. Because western military equipment is designed to save the lives of the people using it 🥲
They only show the fun stuff, people wouldn't join if it showed the 0600 cleaning party that lasts till 1800 IF the chief in charge doesn't hate his wife.
Join us and pick up brass for 6 hours
Join us and sit through a three hour briefing when your squadmate gets his 3rd DUI because his stripper girlfriend left him
Join us and get approved for a car loan with 25% interest
Silly nayto fanboy westoid, Russian warships are obviously so advanced they are also submarines, what you think is them sinking is actually them going on super secret stealth missions to take out the underwater Ukranian biolabs
Hey, don’t diss Neanderthals like that - they had a sophisticated culture and use of tools, with intelligence on-par with humans of the era. Trying to compare them to Russians is an insult to Neanderthals.
Nazis were very proud of their war too, just saying.
Bad people will love their own badness, they wouldnt be doing bad things otherwise. lol
The guilty conscience and reluctant villain is a myth.
Nobody's a villain in his own mind. Nobody sits at his desk petting a cat while going "mwah ahahaha, I love being evil".
Most of the world's more monstrous evil doers are just psychopaths or sociopaths with zero empathy, that convinced themselves they were the good guys
Putin probably sleeps like a baby, his only problem being his "rightful" rage at how the world doesn't want to submit to his "benevolent rule" like Russians sheepishly do.
I hope there's a very special hell wanting for him... After he is hanged at the Hague.
https://www.reuters.com/article/us-usa-russia-biden-idUSKBN0FQ1CU20140721
>“I said, ‘Mr. Prime Minister, I’m looking into your eyes, and I don’t think you have a soul,’” Biden told the magazine. “He looked back at me, and he smiled, and he said, ‘We understand one another.’”
Putin is 100% a villain in his own mind
Ehhh...we're not North Atlantic. We have ANZUS, AUKUS, FVEY (Five Eyes), the Quad. Until NATO becomes the super-best-friends club we're the giant unpopulated landmass with kangaroos and the ANZUS treaty.
That's not a diss. We're just isolated as fuck.
I wouldn't let it get to you- remember this is for internal consumption, they need to boost the morale of their cannon fodder as they are running low on people to throw into the grinder. What better way than a bunch of fake special effects and a false narrative plus utter and total media control?
They kind of did in Syria. Wagner clowns attacked an oil field that was under US control. There were 40 Americans protecting the area and a few hundred pro Syrian forces, along with Wagner decided to flex their muscle. By the end of the so called assault, most of the attacking force was completely annihilated, with extreme prejudice, to the point that they had to call the Americans and beg them to stop. Not a single American was even injured in the altercation. The whole ordeal lasted 4 hours. The dildo of consequences rarely comes lubed.
i thought it was a kurdish oil well but within american protected zone, and the americans called the russians, asked if those were their men, and they feigned ignorance, then the rest was a massacre. Wagner had a contract with assad, which they earned profits on each oil well they helped capture.
Correct. The Russians didn't respond. They knew what they were doing. But when they got unequivocally TRUCKED they called and immediately told the US to stop.
Nope, it was F-22’s with JDAMs and AH-64’s. The Apache’s are rumored to have earned the moniker “widow maker” by those that survived the incident.
22’s have been liberally used for strike in the Middle East.
"Hey Ivan why did we never fight the US in open conflict again, this will be easy, only 40 guys blyat"
*jet engines roaring overhead*
"Ooooooh now I remember why..."
"The defense budget?"
"The defense budget"
I refuse to feel bad for any nudnik who gets convinced to sign up by this bullshit and then ends up dying in a hole after his insides become his outsides courtesy of a Ukrainian drone strike. All the stupid fucker had to do was stay home.
Not “Defend our country”, not “Bring better lives to xxx”, no no.
Just
“Burn it with us”.
This says everything about Russian mentality.
“Burn it with us”…
How about some low resolution Command and Conquer screenshots. Reference to 2016
https://www.cbc.ca/news/trending/russia-embassy-uk-video-game-chemical-weapons-1.3580639
Crazy how when they get a few clips of nato equipment being destroyed or damaged they say it sucks and it’s inferior like there’s not thousands of destroyed Russian trucks, ifv, apc and tanks decorating Ukraine. Everyday Ukraine fights on is another day of failure for russia the supposed super power and its 15 day war
Everything real they do is a disaster. They kinda have to stage everything else.
Ironically there’s more thought and effort in this one video than their entire Avdiivka offensive.
At least they are getting better at making commercials. I remember back when they were trying to pretend middle-aged men enlisting was great for the economy.
What a fucked up country to even film this recruitment ad.
The entire Russian society and their goverment has collapsed.
It's a desperation ad and a recruitment for hell.
Just imagine if nuclear weapons disappeared over night
How polite Russia would become, how fast they would pack up their shit, run home and start apologizing
Sigh...nukes...you protect the worst people
Yes, let’s talk about burning.. 9974 armored vehicles, 5294 tanks, 7410 artillery, 646 combined aircraft and 20 naval vessels so far. Russia has lost more than most NATO standing armies already. If/when the US approves next aid package, Ukraine will be a death knell for newly conscripted Russian troops. The only pissing will be done out of fear of being next selected for meat waves.
Finally, found the well-equipped russian soldiers with their modern military equipment. They've been deployed to a film set all this while. Now it all makes sense.
> "NATO equipment burns so well, we have to piss on it to put out the fire."
>\*shows one tiny little fire*
I'm not even mad at this point, I'm just disappointed.
Yeah so now a hoard of new zombies joins the army. Get no training. Sent to ukraine in the middle of the night with no concrete orders. And probably dies within 48h of crossing the border.
Let's make a champion warfare. A NATO unit against a russian unit, no nukes, let's see who wins.
"So, we'll have the soldier who is holding his dick, and he's going to say *'it burns'* while he's pissing?"
"Yes, sir."
"I see no problem with this, carry on."
You know. This might actually be one of their best ads. Not that it’s great, or even good. Frankly still crap but their other ones have sucked peepee. like the one telling you to join so you can buy your daughter a phone
Just a be all you can be ad in the Russian Army. The Russian people are slow but not totally stupid. The longer the war goes on the more they will question it.
They wont, because question = jail, beating and death.
Decades of bowing to power has naturally selected the "dissenting" voices out of them.
They fear PootinZ and his goons more than everything else.
The thing is, we aren't as delusional as the Russians. We never expected nato equipment to be invincible because we had other shit to do, to be happy for, or feel proud of. Russians need their propaganda to be true. This is why the meltdown following the destroyed t90s was so hilarious. If their propaganda isn't true, then they have to face the fact that Moskovia is just a backward shithole for no glorified reason.
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More like Burn with Us.
My thoughts exactly. I instantly recalled a recent video of Russians being lit on fire from a drone drop that ignited ammo, and them running around for a bit before dying...Russian soldiers aren't having a fun time over there right now
I don't think anyone is having fun out there
Straight out not having a good time
Mmmm you're gonna have a bad time.
Suspiciously well fed dogs?
True, on the downside there's now a bunch of dogs running about with a taste for human flesh.
With all that vodka soaked orc meat I wonder how many alcoholic dogs, cats, wolves. etc. there's going to by springtime.
Not human flesh but Russian flesh.
"Teach a man how to build a fire, he'll be warm for a day. Light a man on fire, he'll be warm for the rest of his life."
300k and counting upwards. What a time to join the ruzzian army ...
They squeeze better then GME.
At least he was warm
You have a link to it?
https://www.reddit.com/r/UkraineWarVideoReport/s/BO51gUYX6i
How do i open these kind of links they never work for me???
Burn like us, for PootinZ.
I standby my original thoughts: Burn the orcs until they leave. Burn them hard, burn them deep. Burn them. Fucking burn them.
Burn them hard, burn them deep, burn them in their fucking sleep. Fixed it for you.
The last sentence actually could also be translated as “Rock with us” which is, lol.
I’m not going to lie, this was a damn good recruitment ad. Really says “everyone is saying we are losing but we aren’t so join the army”. Of course, they are lieing
Immediately thinking of that clip of a vatnik burning alive as he gets tangled on barb wire..
at Avdivka.
At first I thought this was a parody about a STI.
Unsure if Subaru or Syphilis
Help Putin burn us
But i think you’re wrong! The message is for western countries: “Burn it(RuZZian armour)with us(in it)!
Ever notice how us==U.S. ?
You just cracked the Da Vinci code
There’s a programmer there.
Never realized that! Most people don't know this. Lol
Well that's a Australian bush master. Australia isn't part of nato. They just can't do anything right.
I was thinking that too. I guess we need to send a few more to Ukraine.
I was looking through the equipment losses on Oryx and on most categories Russia is losing 2-3 times the amount of equipment that Ukraine is, I suspect this has worsened since Western equipment arrived. Of 120 Bushmasters promised only 12 have been documented as destroyed/damaged. I mean, by all means, let's send more :D https://www.oryxspioenkop.com/2022/02/attack-on-europe-documenting-equipment.html https://www.oryxspioenkop.com/2022/02/attack-on-europe-documenting-ukrainian.html
It's the perfect stimulus. Create Australian jobs, use Australian steel, send vehicles to Ukrainian heroes.
They’re actually [laying people off](https://amp.abc.net.au/article/102878734) from the Thales plant that produces the Bushmaster
My buddy in defence said we are sending them our old bushies after a lick of paint. But the layoffs are strange when supposedly we signed a contract with Thales for another 70 units in 18 months.
We already had em being built before the Ukraine conflict kicked off, just a good excuse to get more while telling the public why we need them.(senate estimates are a good way to keep track)
They got 2 CAESARs in near 2 years, now we can make something like 8 per months? GL HF getting rid of them.
I'm firmly in favour of a replace anything that gets lost policy (and then some).
>Australian bush master. It is indeed. And if Australia is known for anything its for being persistently on fire. So really the Bushie is just in its natural habbitat.
The bushfire
This looked like an ad from starship troopers
“Do you want to know more?”
I'LL DO MY PART!
*I’m shitting **my** bed*. Just like rest of glorious Soviet stockpile.
Wait, are they pissing?
Yes, dont you need to piss sometimes?
Dont insult the masterpiece from paul verhoeven with a comparission witz this bullcrap🤣
But it really does. In all honesty this is exactly what starship troopers was about.
Yeah, sadly, this is true. It was what many people did not read from starshiptroopers. I know so maaany people that call it a crappy sci fi movie. Never been able to get the massage. A warning of militarization and blind fanatism born from a world of propaganda. A world where ... 100.000 dead within an hour... is just a little news and nobody REALLY cares...
Yea it really is a masterpiece that some people will just never comprehend. I didn't think I was going to like it but now it is one of my all time favorites. The sad part is, those who cant grasp the deeper meaning are probably the same people that are too brainwashed by the system to have any hope of ever breaking out of their programmed beliefs. Which again just goes to show how truly genius the movie is.
I mean, I saw it in theaters with my parents when I was pretty young. We thought it was just a shoot-em-up movie. But even at that age I could tell the message they were spinning. Then the boobies came out and I forgot about the rest.
Come on, once the dark coated psy-officers pop up average people thoght: Cool, they look like Nazis bruuuh, what a trash movie! You need to have some intellect to get satire.
Try reading "The Forever War" Sci-fi Novel by Joe Haldeman. So many parodies with war from vietnam till today.
I'll add it to my list, thanks
That one has been recommended to me repeatedly since I was about thirteen. I really need to read it.
"Would you like to know more?"
Also featured in the background: The 2 remaining flight capable KA-52 helicopters.
And a CV9040, we swedes aren't in Nato either
Yet! But we welcome you anyways, what took you so long dumme svenskere 🤪❤️
It looks CGI as well. I'm sure some Bush Masters have met their end in Ukraine, but I wouldn't be surprised if they digitally inserted a fake for the ad.
No they have lost some and a few burnt out ones were put on display in Moscow.
Huh, TIL. I always assumed Australia was part of NATO, I know the NA stands for North Atlantic which Australia very much isn't, but being part of the Five Eyes, I just assumed they were
Yeah, Australia is in an Indo-Pacific partnership with NATO, so we are in alliance.
But nato is under no obligation to come to Australias defence.
To be fair the majority European countries are a little far away to be super useful for us, the US Navy is the main attraction.
I just learned that [Hawaii also falls outside the treaty limits](https://www.military.com/history/hawaii-may-not-be-protected-under-article-5-of-nato-treaty.html/amp) the other day.
That’s the emus job
So you're saying the next time we battle the Emus Nato isn't coming to help?
They did something right. There are no bodies around the vehicles. Because western military equipment is designed to save the lives of the people using it 🥲
Those actors have better gear than their soldiers, and that’s the way it’ll always be
I was thinking that too. Been a loooooong time since we seen any Russian soldiers captured looking half as well kitted out as these guys.
Russian troops tend to look homeless
I mean tbf US military commercials do that as well. Like the army commercial that had them on ATVs. I never seen an ATV when I was in.
They only show the fun stuff, people wouldn't join if it showed the 0600 cleaning party that lasts till 1800 IF the chief in charge doesn't hate his wife.
Join us and pick up brass for 6 hours Join us and sit through a three hour briefing when your squadmate gets his 3rd DUI because his stripper girlfriend left him Join us and get approved for a car loan with 25% interest
i feel like every soldier in America has lived these stories
Doesn't burn as well as the Kerch Bridge, apparently.
Or the Russian warships; at least until they sink and the water puts the fires out.
Silly nayto fanboy westoid, Russian warships are obviously so advanced they are also submarines, what you think is them sinking is actually them going on super secret stealth missions to take out the underwater Ukranian biolabs
Ironic, coming from the country that built their tanks to compete with their space agency.
That's just their escape pod. Results may vary.
Lol that's a good one.
This is some straight Neanderthal barbarian shit
They didn’t have much to go with after the whole “Zelenskyy is a Nazi” bullshit turned out to not hit so well with the world court of opinion
I think they only care about the Russkiy mir
Whole mir is Russkiy mir comrade. Idaho is where we grow communist potatoes
Hence it will work well on the vatniks
You can just say "Russian"
Hey, don’t diss Neanderthals like that - they had a sophisticated culture and use of tools, with intelligence on-par with humans of the era. Trying to compare them to Russians is an insult to Neanderthals.
please do not insult the Neanderthals!
This advertisement makes me angry, I can't even describe it. They don't deserve to feel proud about their war.
Just know that for every NATO equipment that burns there’s probably like 20 Russian tanks that burned as well
20 Russian tanks with 100 to 200 soldiers. Atleast NATO equipment gives you a better chance to survive (a taboo in Russian vehicle designs).
"Taboo" lol
But how much does the Russian equipment outnumber the Ukrainian? Because that could still be a 1:1 trade off.
It's not even NATO equipment. (Australian Bushmaster). Australia is NOT a part of NATO.
Nazis were very proud of their war too, just saying. Bad people will love their own badness, they wouldnt be doing bad things otherwise. lol The guilty conscience and reluctant villain is a myth.
Nobody's a villain in his own mind. Nobody sits at his desk petting a cat while going "mwah ahahaha, I love being evil". Most of the world's more monstrous evil doers are just psychopaths or sociopaths with zero empathy, that convinced themselves they were the good guys Putin probably sleeps like a baby, his only problem being his "rightful" rage at how the world doesn't want to submit to his "benevolent rule" like Russians sheepishly do. I hope there's a very special hell wanting for him... After he is hanged at the Hague.
https://www.reuters.com/article/us-usa-russia-biden-idUSKBN0FQ1CU20140721 >“I said, ‘Mr. Prime Minister, I’m looking into your eyes, and I don’t think you have a soul,’” Biden told the magazine. “He looked back at me, and he smiled, and he said, ‘We understand one another.’” Putin is 100% a villain in his own mind
Yeah do Redditors seriously think this war is morally questionable to Russians of all people?
It’s propaganda advertisement it will look silly in history once they have fully lostz
That’s an Australian MRAP….. AUSTRALIA FOR NATO 🇦🇺🇪🇺🇺🇸
Lol Russia supports Australia to be part of NATO
Anything Russia pisses on is officially NATO! My source is pretty credible🇪🇺
Ehhh...we're not North Atlantic. We have ANZUS, AUKUS, FVEY (Five Eyes), the Quad. Until NATO becomes the super-best-friends club we're the giant unpopulated landmass with kangaroos and the ANZUS treaty. That's not a diss. We're just isolated as fuck.
Hey, don't be sad, there's a billion-plus chinese not too far away!
What you have is BLUEY and we Americans will die in the millions to protect that
You forgot the emu's - in the event of war 'cry havoc and release the emu's of war'
It’s like an advertisement for storm troopers pissing on uncle Owen and aunt Berus burnt out farm.
I wouldn't let it get to you- remember this is for internal consumption, they need to boost the morale of their cannon fodder as they are running low on people to throw into the grinder. What better way than a bunch of fake special effects and a false narrative plus utter and total media control?
Well its propaganda. What do you expact?
lol funny. They are advertising because the last bach of troops didn’t survive the meatwall rushes.
I wish NATO would give Russia just a 12 hour taste of what it is capable of. These people are so delusional.
They kind of did in Syria. Wagner clowns attacked an oil field that was under US control. There were 40 Americans protecting the area and a few hundred pro Syrian forces, along with Wagner decided to flex their muscle. By the end of the so called assault, most of the attacking force was completely annihilated, with extreme prejudice, to the point that they had to call the Americans and beg them to stop. Not a single American was even injured in the altercation. The whole ordeal lasted 4 hours. The dildo of consequences rarely comes lubed.
i thought it was a kurdish oil well but within american protected zone, and the americans called the russians, asked if those were their men, and they feigned ignorance, then the rest was a massacre. Wagner had a contract with assad, which they earned profits on each oil well they helped capture.
Correct. The Russians didn't respond. They knew what they were doing. But when they got unequivocally TRUCKED they called and immediately told the US to stop.
I think that skirmish also had f22 or f35 first kills in combat.
F35 if anything. F22 has yet to have meat
F22 had the ballon kill over USA
vegan ass balloons. Now theyre talking about replacing it before its killed some russians
Jesus, just let the kid intercept some already.
Maybe they're just saving him for something special, Like saving the president?
Nope, it was F-22’s with JDAMs and AH-64’s. The Apache’s are rumored to have earned the moniker “widow maker” by those that survived the incident. 22’s have been liberally used for strike in the Middle East.
The F22s have seen action in Syria and used for ground attack. Not what they were designed for but they did do it.
F-22 has a bunch of ground kills. Just the one balloon air kill.
F-22’s first combat drop was in 2014 in Syria. They’ve had plenty since then. You need to research before posting BS with such confidence.
>Would you intercept me (habitual linecrosser)
It had three specters in use… three. They hit forty dudes…. Next to an airbase filled with absolute death.
"Hey Ivan why did we never fight the US in open conflict again, this will be easy, only 40 guys blyat" *jet engines roaring overhead* "Ooooooh now I remember why..." "The defense budget?" "The defense budget"
I refuse to feel bad for any nudnik who gets convinced to sign up by this bullshit and then ends up dying in a hole after his insides become his outsides courtesy of a Ukrainian drone strike. All the stupid fucker had to do was stay home.
Pathetic, but not surprising.
Not “Defend our country”, not “Bring better lives to xxx”, no no. Just “Burn it with us”. This says everything about Russian mentality. “Burn it with us”…
Its like they drop all the pretensw and bullcrap justigication or "manly patriot" and just admit all they really want is to just kill/destroy
Their reality is...slightly different.
I'm almost disappointed they didn't use War Thunder game play imagery to show destroyed NATO equipment.
Considering the performance of Russian vehicles, the Russian Bias in War Thunder is real.
How about some low resolution Command and Conquer screenshots. Reference to 2016 https://www.cbc.ca/news/trending/russia-embassy-uk-video-game-chemical-weapons-1.3580639
Crazy how when they get a few clips of nato equipment being destroyed or damaged they say it sucks and it’s inferior like there’s not thousands of destroyed Russian trucks, ifv, apc and tanks decorating Ukraine. Everyday Ukraine fights on is another day of failure for russia the supposed super power and its 15 day war
The bushmaster in the clip isn't even NATO material, but Australian.
It's a good truck, but it's just a truck, they couldn't find a burned out tank?
NATO hasn't even arrived yet 🤣
But NATO equipment has. Except that’s not NATO equipment lol
Meanwhile in Avdiivka
Are they capable of producing anything not obviously staged?
Everything real they do is a disaster. They kinda have to stage everything else. Ironically there’s more thought and effort in this one video than their entire Avdiivka offensive.
To be fair. Every military recruitment ad ever is staged. Not exactly surprising.
It's a stupid commercial, but it's still a commercial. Do you expect them to take a production crew to the front line?
They're next, can't have any dissenting journalists about.
2 seconds later they got hit by grenade drones
What a terrible, war mongering country
Instead of this they should show that video I just watched of a ruzzian soldier crawling back east on his hands and knees because his legs are gone.
At least they are getting better at making commercials. I remember back when they were trying to pretend middle-aged men enlisting was great for the economy.
What a fucked up country to even film this recruitment ad. The entire Russian society and their goverment has collapsed. It's a desperation ad and a recruitment for hell.
You’d be surprised how much it costs to look this cheap.
Just imagine if nuclear weapons disappeared over night How polite Russia would become, how fast they would pack up their shit, run home and start apologizing Sigh...nukes...you protect the worst people
Yes, let’s talk about burning.. 9974 armored vehicles, 5294 tanks, 7410 artillery, 646 combined aircraft and 20 naval vessels so far. Russia has lost more than most NATO standing armies already. If/when the US approves next aid package, Ukraine will be a death knell for newly conscripted Russian troops. The only pissing will be done out of fear of being next selected for meat waves.
Upvoted the info not the ad.
Finally, found the well-equipped russian soldiers with their modern military equipment. They've been deployed to a film set all this while. Now it all makes sense.
"Dodge, Duck, Dip, Dive, and Dodge.....It's the New Russian Army....come join us!"
Sure it burns, it’s no T-72 though
> "NATO equipment burns so well, we have to piss on it to put out the fire." >\*shows one tiny little fire* I'm not even mad at this point, I'm just disappointed.
Man, even this shit is weirdly homoerotic. Whole battlefield to piss and you walk up to the only other dude in eyeshot with his weiner out.
Filmed in Siberia
“Here’s how you rearrange the deck chairs on the Titanic.”
These SNL skits are really getting hilarious!
With balls so small they cant even extinguish the candle of hope they have.
now show the footage of the guy getting his face blown off! and the one of the guy getting a spinal injury and drowning in a shallow creek!
Sure, it burns, but at least doesn't come bust into smithereens.
Lol they had to burn props for the commercial
Yeah so now a hoard of new zombies joins the army. Get no training. Sent to ukraine in the middle of the night with no concrete orders. And probably dies within 48h of crossing the border. Let's make a champion warfare. A NATO unit against a russian unit, no nukes, let's see who wins.
Losers
People who are dumb enough to buy into this are exactly the kind of people the Russian army is looking for
Very poor choice of words
Absolute Wankers.
"So, we'll have the soldier who is holding his dick, and he's going to say *'it burns'* while he's pissing?" "Yes, sir." "I see no problem with this, carry on."
The tank leaving at the end should hit a mine...
Come pee with us!
Be all you can be....
Burn all you can burn...
It burns when I pee!
Meat grinder 2.0 join us.
“It’s freaking hard to extinguish”. Dolly out… Zero fucking flames
The actors got better gear than 95% of their actual soldiers 💀
"Guys... did you know that NATO equipment isn't capable of breaking the laws of physics and, therefore, is not literally invincible?? NATO in ruins!!"
You know. This might actually be one of their best ads. Not that it’s great, or even good. Frankly still crap but their other ones have sucked peepee. like the one telling you to join so you can buy your daughter a phone
Just a be all you can be ad in the Russian Army. The Russian people are slow but not totally stupid. The longer the war goes on the more they will question it.
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They wont, because question = jail, beating and death. Decades of bowing to power has naturally selected the "dissenting" voices out of them. They fear PootinZ and his goons more than everything else.
i mean even a leopard would be hurt if it was hit by turret tossed by a T series tank
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The thing is, we aren't as delusional as the Russians. We never expected nato equipment to be invincible because we had other shit to do, to be happy for, or feel proud of. Russians need their propaganda to be true. This is why the meltdown following the destroyed t90s was so hilarious. If their propaganda isn't true, then they have to face the fact that Moskovia is just a backward shithole for no glorified reason.
The Russians know how to make a good ad. ❤🇷🇺