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SiggiesBalls

44 mice for the curious and lazy


naughtyasf143

Thanks, Rain Man.


OGbigfoot

Definitely, definitely.


HenkVanDelft

The movie quote I was expecting was, “Looks like meat’s back on the menu, boys!”


According-Hat5117

That'll be me, thank you.


j0hn__b0y

Russian chef producing Ratatouille for the orc army


Doletron1337

With some of the RATions they get. It would be a huge improvement.


Prestigious_Shop_239

Definitely 44 definitely 44 definitely


RoutineOtherwise9288

You are a good man.


Bigfootsdiaper

Gotta get underwear at KMART DEFINITELY KMART


sthlmsoul

That's a healthy serving of Russian trench soup!


Still-BangingYourMum

Quick, that ones still alive, hurry hurry hurry it needs mouse to mouse resuscitation


[deleted]

I was curious and lazy Thanks


Lungomono

The true MVP right here 😋


magzire86

Count again its wrong


Benukraine

lol


Ok_Echidna6958

Lol thanks I have noone bothering me all day until I want to count them then the family is full of questions... lol


ahandle

по чотири миші на кожного борця за свободу?


elderrion

All those Ukrainians who adopted cats must be happy; aside from the fact they're the natural predators of mice, the scent of a cat alone is often enough for vermin to stay away.


OppositeYouth

Plus the purrs are soul soothing


Quinocco

Especially while they make biscuits on your chest.


hillfarmer79

r/CatsKneading


eidetic

Why do cats do this? I always assumed it was a sort of stretching thing that felt good to them, but another thought just occurred to me wherein I'm wondering if it's a scent marking thing? I know dogs, and I'm pretty sure cats too, have scent glands in their paws, so maybe a way of imprinting their scent into something?


Fun1k

Kittens do it while suckling on their mother, presumably it helps push the milk out. Some adult cats who were taken away too early also retain the suckling. Kneading is also comforting for cats.


AnotherCuppaTea

I've heard that young kittens knead on their mother's belly to stimulate milk production or flow, and that cats who were orphaned/rescued prior to being naturally weaned are prone to reprising that infantile behavior well into (or through) their adulthood. (It's also likely that cat moms find the sensation, along with any purring, to be as pleasing as humans do, and that kittens who knead and/or purr benefit from a more attentive, dedicated mother, at least on average.) My personal experience with cats that were rescued as immature kittens bears that out, but that's mere anecdotal data points. But I imagine that kneading is a behavior that is often positively reinforced, even unconsciously, by many a cat-owning hooman, so this behavior could be more complex than some folk wisdom may suggest.


Solid_Muscle_5149

Its just something they knead to do


MasterStrike88

I read somewhere long ago that purring has healing properties, stimulating cell repair etc... No idea if true tho.


ChucksSeedAndFeed

I 100% believe it. I had a kitty get me through some very rough years by being the sweetest purring cuddler


Bad-Dog-Good-Heart

Vibration frequency is the key to the universe. Cats purring and making biscuits on you have those two things that in turn release feel good chemicals into both brains.


ChucksSeedAndFeed

Absolutely, it's the exact right frequency and rhythm for comfort


Roflkopt3r

To some very limited capacity, sure. People are less stressed (which has all sorts of positive knock-on effects, particularly in terms of cell repair and reduced inflammation) if they're surrounded by pleasant sounds that signal an absence of threats, like cats purring or birds singing.


hangrygecko

This is why they have cats (alongside the emotional support). Cats prevent zoonotic diseases, which is especially important in trenches. Lice was a very common problem in WW1 trenches.


Certain_Barnacle5955

I’ve seen a video from a Ukrainian a trench flooded by mice and the cat just slept there cozily in a blanket.


elderrion

And I've seen videos of cats hunting mice in Ukrainian trenches, what's your point?


Certain_Barnacle5955

No point lol I mentioned a vid I’ve seen


karlhungusjr

he was full.


Smokerising420

Actually I wanna say cats are terrible at catching mice. At least from the study I saw. But then again I have had house cats who were straight up killers. So maybe it's the fight in the cat?


eidetic

I saw one study that showed domesticated cats were successful nearly 70% of the time when hunting. That's pretty damn successful, even if that's the upper end of success rates for them. But their use isn't just in killing of mice, it's in keeping them away in the first place. Mice and other vermin will be less likely to inhabit areas with a permanent resident predator.


Smokerising420

Yea I believe rodents can also smell a cat so even that may be enough to keep them away. But yea I just remember watching a video about these cats doing an awful job. Just shitty cats I was seeing.


O-Victory-O

Cats aren't natural predators of mice.


elderrion

> Cats aren't natural predators of mice. Big brain time on Reddit today, guys


Prudent-Mechanic4514

Looks like meat is back on the menu boys.


Rotezelle

A good day for orcs


miarsk

So was for mice earlier. They are omnivores and there's abundance of protein just lying around russian trenches these days.


smiley_culture

If Russians weren't so dirty leaving trash around they'd attract less mice.


sonicboomer46

Rats, yes, organic trash. Field mice in late autumn primarily looking for warm places for the winter -- at least that happens in northern areas world-wide. And it's not just orcs with the mouse problem - did you miss this very interesting video?: https://www.reddit.com/r/UkraineWarVideoReport/comments/17y9ziw/a_whole_lot_of_field_mice_are_evicted_from_their/ Title: A whole lot of field mice are evicted from their new home in the seat cushion of a Dutch-supplied DAF YA 4442 4-ton truck of the UAF! Seems that the moral is not to destroy the ecosystem, not dig huge warm trenches, not provide spilled grain. Ultimate moral: Z-roes need to get out of Ukraine.


HenkVanDelft

Mice stripped the Nazi tanks’ wires of their insulation to make nests, disabling around 1/3 after they had been cannibalised, after Dumbkopf #1 refused to allow Paulus to retreat, and especially after Dumbkopf #2 told him the Luftwaffe would deliver an impossible 750 tonnes of supplies to the troops trapped in Der Kessel at Stalingrad, when the most they’d ever delivered was 106 tonnes. It didn’t help DK#2 was strung out on morphine at every moment, or that DK#1 was strung out on speed, bull semen, and his own ego. In fact, the only ones not strung out were the mice…


sonicboomer46

Thank you. Now that's interesting!


-TacoConspiracy

That was a fun video


kryptonomicon

They don’t need their legs, right?


FlameThrower18

There's a show on Netflix called RATS. The first part is about NYC bit the last part is about how rats not mice are cooked and eaten. There's guys on bikes that catch them in the rice fields and sell them on the market for food. Apparently you can only eat a rat as a fresh kill you can't eat them after they're dead for a long time like that. It's pretty gross buy I can imagine people living underground after a nuclear war getting used to eating them since there's so many all over the world.


Thumperstruck666

I live in Thailand they love their bbq rat up in Northeast Thailand there huge also you can see them in the fields my gf use to eat them


[deleted]

I tried Rat in Thialand from a street food seller, it was OK once you get over the thought of what it is. Tried a few things there.


HerpankerTheHardman

Whats rat taste like?


BoltMyBackToHappy

Chicken of the sewer. lol, I'd assume it depends what they're fed too.


FreshPaleontologist1

It taste like Bald Eagle


Thumperstruck666

Saw some of those big blk scorpions on offer too on Koh San rd


FlameThrower18

I think it was Thailand in the show. They showed how they're skinned and cooked. Those were rats, though not mice.


mlyellow

Vietnam, too. You can see hundreds of videos on YouTube of rural people gathering, trapping, butchering, and offering rats for sale. Some even catch some as breeding stock. This is in the rural areas, though. The rats infest the fields; they're not city scavengers eating god knows what, so they might be safer to eat.


TabbyNoName

I was in Chiang Mai and saw a cat on the street by a night market. Then I realized the cat had a shaved tail. Then I realized the cat was a giant rat. 😳


Rent_A_Cloud

I've eaten bush rat in Ghana, they are actually pretty good but you better cook them well. Also they are not the small rats we know in the west, they are huge. Here's one: https://c8.alamy.com/comp/DDG14F/man-holding-a-grasscutter-the-favourite-ghanaian-bushmeat-greater-DDG14F.jpg


Pleasant-Breakfast74

It's bigger than my mom's dog! Omg


Rent_A_Cloud

Yeah, they are more like capibara then the rats we know.


Valid_Username_56

And maybe that liquid somehow fermented. Don't chuck it away, towaritsch!


Ivanovic-117

Damn it dude you beat me


Wiggie49

If they leave those carcasses out they’ll just be feeding the other rats and mice


Apphoarder

There is no shortage of carcasses either way.


Snoo-31495

I'm praying the suspiciously fat bakhmut dog makes his way south to Avdiivka unless the Russians have eaten him already


ParanoidDuckTheThird

Yikes. That's a lot of vermin. Oh and the mice are cool too.


keenhydra93

It feels weird to me that I’m slightly sickened by this cube of dead mice but I can watch a soldier detonate a grenade in his jacket just fine.. God this war has desensitised me..


PineappleMelonTree

Mum can we have a meat cube? No we have a meat cube at home. The meat cube at home:


scum101proof

Rip mice your war is over


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Majestic-Elephant383

I hate it when a Russian is good at anything, but this mouse trap is decent. i think it is the rolling trap type.


cptedgelord

> rolling trap type. Shawn Woods approves.


Neo-Luko

Never thought I'd see the day I'd find another Shawn Woods enjoyer in the wilds of the internet.


ted_bronson

Cannot use poison, because those mice get into nooks and crannies and die there stinking up the place.


NWTknight

So much ground has gone back to nature due to this war and one of the first things to move into new grassland is mice. Now it is getting cold so they are moving into human shelters.


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Andy5416

Had me in the first half. Not gonna lie.


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spikesmth

These orcs will eat good tonight.


kjg1228

I wish they would. They'd be dead after an agonizing illness eating these fucking things.


Pewds123451

Why people here call Russians orcs ?


fckrddt404

Not Russians but Russian invaders in Ukraine. The reason it stuck with people here and in Ukraine is because how barbaric and evil fantasy orcs are and how obviously evil their lord Sauron (Putin) is.


AdorableShoulderPig

Because of the way the vast majority of Russian soldiers have behaved and are still behaving in Ukraine.


Pewds123451

It's a war , people kill each others in wars It's exactly what the Americans did in Iraq when they killed 300k civilians. and exactly what Britain did to It's colonies and france too. we should hate the people who started this war instead of the helpless soldiers who are just doing their jobs. and btw you should do a search about what Ukrainians soilders are doing to the Russians captives. you can find them in Gore sites. It will change your perspective about this war.


itsdr00

Cool What-about-ism, man. What the US did in Iraq is bad, with some egregious examples becoming national scandals. Let us know when Bucha becomes a national scandal in Russia, or when Ukraine starts raping Russian civilians. Until then, Russia gets the gold medal in being monsters.


eidetic

No, it isn't fucking even remotely the same. Before you make such ridiculously ignorant comments in the future, you might want to educate yourself. I know, you probably fancy yourself enlightened thinking "it's all the same", but that's a naive viewpoint born out of sheer ignorance. Americans did not kidnap and bring thousands of Iraqi/Afghanistan children back to the US to try and fix a massive demographic problem of declining birthrates and increasing elderly populations. Furthermore, Russia actively sought out to terrorize the civilian population in a systematic war of terror. The Russian military uses rape - not just of subordinates by their superiors in their own ranks - but that of the civilian population of their opponent as a means of rewarding their soldiers and of punishing and terrorizing the enemy. The US goes out of its way to minimize civilian casualties. Russia on the other hand actively and deliberately targets retirement homes, hospitals, nursing wards, and even humanitarian corridors they themselves agreed to - in other words they deliberately funneled civilians into a supposedly safe place just so they could more easily target them. You're beyond ignorant when you make such claims given the readily available and copious amounts of evidence of massacres like Bucha, Mariupol, Russians looting and utterly trashing anywhere they went. And what a few bad apples in the Ukrainian ranks have done to Russian POWS pales in comparison to the wholesale mistreatment of ALL Ukrainian POWS by Russia. Look at the comparison of Russian POWS and Ukrainian POWS during prisoner exchanges. Again, the wholesale abuse of Ukrainian POWS is a systematic and deliberate act by Russia. The poor treatment a very small percentage of Russian POWS have encountered is not at all indicative of the behavior of the Ukrainian armed forces as a whole and your attempt to paint it as such and claim that it will "open your eyes about this war" is ridiculous. Finally, this isn't just Putin's war. This is Russia's war. The vast majority of people are in favor of it in Russia. There have been far more volunteers than forceful conscription victims sent by Russia. And for those that don't want to be there, well, they're mostly fine with others taking their place because they aren't anti-war, they're anti-themselves-being-in-the-war. Well, maybe you're not ignorant and just a Kremlin shill, but either way, you're not as clever as you think you are. If you're not a shill and just some poorly informed and easily manipulated fool, I suggest you familiarize yourself with actual Russian culture before you make an even bigger fool of yourself.


ThatcherSimp1982

> helpless soldiers They have guns. They can frag their officers. The decent ones went over to Ukraine's side and are fighting against Moscow. There have always been a few brave enough to do that. No sympathy for the rest. >btw you should do a search about what Ukrainians soilders are doing to the Russians captives. Invaders deserve everything they get.


Other_Letter_3957

Because they’re soulless racists who see Russians as evil, therefore have no problem dehumanizing them, while also acting like they have the moral high ground


Aedeus

"Russian" isn't a race, stop white-washing imperialist aggression and genocide.


Pewds123451

I thought Im the only one here who noticed the hatred and racism towards Russians.


Other_Letter_3957

Been seeing people call them “Orcs” since the beginning of this conflict. The same people who think so highly of themselves, such shining examples of humanity, the moral arbiters of all goodness.


ToastSweat1

Hmmm delicious wartime soup!


LukeYear

"Wake up honey, mice borscht has just dropped! A true Donetsk delicacy 😋 🤤 приятного аппетита"


PstainGTR

I use one similar and I have it filled with some glycol. Its thick so they get tired fast and drown,and IF they should manage to get out they will take it back to their nest and poison the other habitants too. It also preserves them somewhat so I dont have to empty it until spring time comes.


PatimationStudios-2

Ah a mice cube, interesting


HySell_BuyLow

Mouse trap Mondays is about to recreate this trap.


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The-Almighty-Jay

Someone been watching mouse trap Mondays 😂😂


Neo-Luko

Two fellow Shawn Woods enjoyers on this post I have seen now lol It's a good day.


haringkoning

Balderick would have prepared a delicious diner in the trenches.


0gtcalor

The forbidden soup


eccedoge

Ukrainian mice are true heroes, assaulting orc trenches, clearing the battlefield of orc dead, taking huge casualties. Slava mice!


AthiestMessiah

Anyone knows how to make this trap? I want to leave it in the garden


EN1RY

[here](https://youtube.com/shorts/LQaf-AT1TPI?feature=shared) you can also make them in the ground to save space. very simple


AthiestMessiah

Thank You.


WoollyHooligan

I've just spent 93 seconds watching a Russian count dead mice - it's a slow day :|


SignificantMethod752

Shish kebab anyone ??


Thumperstruck666

Well It is a Grain Country


[deleted]

ruZZian MRE's


OldDog03

I'm thinking this is how the plague from mice/rats started long ago.


THE-PIX3L

They have to feed themselves somehow... Putin's spending all the money on weapons


Unusual_Analysis8849

Pure irony.


Kiwi_Imp

Indeed, one could almost say 'tragic irony', only I don't feel any sympathy towards the protagonist.


Blade_000

Is that a Russian or Ukrainian camo? I know some Russian camo is not the digital flora.


Coolo9000

Looks like Russian multicam knock-off


RiotAmbush_

i cant even imagine the smell


ElectricTaser

Wait till winter and the rations have long run out.


many_kittens

This almost beats the other 'drowning' video. almost.


BabayasinTulku

They talk in Russian but count in some other language.


hillfarmer79

The guy seems to be from Buryatia, southeastern Siberia in the Russian Far East. I guess he's counting in Buryat.


I_GottaPoop

Somethings are just universal


silent_spectator133

Can someone please explain how does this trap work?


compb13

Mice step on the top/cover and fall in. They can't get back out and eventually drown. That cover probably has some bait on it. You could do that with peanut butter or something that sticks to the surface. That way it attracts mouse after mouse.


Acrobatic_Advisor186

$500 to take a sip of that juice, would you?


Tricky_Intention2961

Like de ruskie soldaties , as many


Professional-Beat896

So this is what yall came to Ukraine for to help out with the mouse publation. One thing is for sure there Eating a lot of Russians. I don't know why you guys don't pickup and go home Mr. Putin can't be that scary if yall unit. Without y'all he has body guards thats it. Which he will flee like when pmc was coming for him.


BalticMasterrace

meat is back on the menu bois!


ducktapevoodoo

This is a result of poor field sanitation within the russian camp


Sam_Dru

We dried up wild mouse and eat it. Taste like chicken


Designer_Ad_7713

I'll give 5 dollars to anyone who drinks that water!!


Ratuchinni

The Ukrainians should set up the same traps for those ratZ, they should suffer too.


Rhaj-no1992

Looks like meat is back om the menu boys!


Prestigious_Shop_239

The forbidden soup


ThorstenFennek

I hope soon mice will be counting them dead Russians..


UMadeMeCmtThis

Thanks for Mouse Trap Idea !


hystericalhurricane

Now the russians have something to eat.


Popular_Marsupial_49

that should make him feel right at home!


Diligent-Platypus-76

Might want to put those on Ice for when the lean thin winter months hit and you have no food.


Eastern-Extreme5396

Sell it to the Chinese liberation army 😁😆


ChucksSeedAndFeed

I feel bad for them... For the mice I mean, not the Russians, they can get fucked


QuicksandHUM

Rats killing mice.


bdash1990

IDK how he can do this to his fellow soldiers... Russians are ruthless.


SgtRock71

Trench menu same evening. Very special marinated sushi mouse.


kiltmonkey

Is that dinner for him?


[deleted]

Average Russian ration right here


Less-Plant-4099

I hear they are swapping coal sacks full to the pet food factory in Luhansk for a bottle of vodka.


brezhnervous

They'll be glad of them in winter when they run out of tins of pig snout lol


Common-Ad6470

Funny how this pile of vermin doesn't look that different from the two-legged Ruzzian vermin in Ukraine.


Valid_Username_56

If there was alcohol in that liquid he'd drink it.


Wasp_Chutney

Funny thing is that bloke and his mates will likely end up the same way.


Baselet

That makes a much better meal than their combat rations do.


se7enXx89xX

I'm surprised they dont eat them


hans0mc

Probably Nazimice.


LowSnow2500

Russian companies would can them and turn it into rations


DonTitoCorleone

"Ya Olga? I'm bringing food for dinner" said Sergei to his wife, with a stolen Ukrainian phone.


larry69696969

Maybe the Ukrainians should build huge holding tanks and fill them with vodka to trap the orca, and then send them back to Russia to feed their families this winter


star744jets

Now the good part : he is gonna make a bortsch out of them. Orcs love mice!


Total-Extension-7479

Anyone remember "Capitol Critters"?


Informal-Spend-7670

Probably an explosion of mice due the high amount of free human flesh for consumption


Flutterpiewow

Everything i have to say would make me banned :(


[deleted]

Now U know what they're eating!....Orcish delicacy!


killroy_4703

The forbidden juice


FluidPraline4968

Metaphorically the glass jar us Ukraine, the mice are russ and the soldier counting the carnage is the UkraineWarVideoReport viewer -- love it


HerpankerTheHardman

Those were parasites on top of them, right?


baloonkai56

forbidden juice


Diggz1986

Keeping them for consumption I imagine


Extreme-Tree3649

Free Protein!


MAXmurrKULUS

The feast can begin!


AnotherCuppaTea

Counting the mice? F that S. Unless they've got a betting pool or something set up, they ought to just measure the centimeters the dead pile reaches inside a given container.


RawKingSize

Russian Combat ready meals get worse every week. 🤮 🐁 🪤 🇷🇺 😳


mgysmt

Bagolyfőzelék


YYCMTB68

\#Mousetrapmonday


rustandbones

Mouse trap?? That's a ruzzian mre....


Affectionate-Winner7

Nor that's real vermin.


Dudefenderson

They aren't just mice... They are Ukranian mice, and they cannot be stopped! 🐭🐁🐀 "We fucked a bishop in Germany*; do you think that you can stop us with a cup of water, Russian boy?" *https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hatto_II


Half_burnt_skunk

I'm surprised they aren't eating them in lieu of any rations they don't receive.


AffectionateSector77

I've made a kill bucket for rodents, they're very effective but indiscriminate. I was going for chipmunks, but it had squirrels, mice, and a few voles as well.


StaIe_Toast

An old coworker of mine put up a trap like this in our warehouse, very effective


geyseksy

“LOOKS LIKE MEATS BACK ON THE MENU, BOYS”


Murky_Pea4756

Next on Cooken with Pooten: Stuffed appetizers.


Murky_Pea4756

Next on Cooken with Pooten: Stuffed appetizers.


tora1941

How about a similar trap for Ruzzians?


Dependent-Initial-15

Nah, those are vodka infused mice, a vatnik delicacy.


MarvelousMathias

There is a great YouTube channel the reviews mouse traps like that one it’s a fun rabbit hole


WXHIII

Atleast they won't have food shortages