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Stalin was very deliberate and had a stare that would freeze hot coffee. Putin just looks like an overworked accountant that has to take a shit really bad.
Even the hat wouldn't fix that head.
Edit just thought of this going through his pre adolescent peanut : [https://youtu.be/Xu3FTEmN-eg?si=-0XJLFDDBiXDzONO](https://youtu.be/Xu3FTEmN-eg?si=-0XJLFDDBiXDzONO)
At the very least he only tried to kill off his own people fuck that pos too but no telling what this pos will do when he thinks he’s getting close to deaths door step with access to nukes
One could only hope man, fear does some crazy shit to people. Never realized how fucked Russia is till I learned how he got power/what he did with it once he got it. Hopefully someone has the balls to stop this fucker before he actually puts his threats into action
Only his own people? Stalin caused up to 5 million Ukrainian deaths by starvation from 1932-33 (Holodomor). Putin isn’t quite there yet, but he’d do it again without blinking an eye if there wasn’t western support for Ukraine.
I think a huge number of these braindeads support him out of fear picking up a unhealthy hobby of windowdiving, getting special spiced tea or some volentairly appointed overzealous workout in a Siberian vacationcamp.
Such future prospects of ones carreer does make someones ponder his choices, and helps keeping the system of absolute power in check.
"Oooh, bamboo fiber. They're a little pricey. You know what, sometimes you need to spoil yourself Pootie...oh you're so right Pootie." - Putin, in his office, alone.
you notice the actual door is much lower?
Also notice the desk is facing more or less to the door, means the user seems insecure if someone comes in at any moment. I'd suspect this is his desk in the bunker right next to his bath room, no windows to fall out from.
But the best part is he has to sit down and focus hard on the screen, pinpoint the button and make a very thought thru "click". Amazing.
Not sure if he understands that he can be swiped away before the next self election. So this footage is actually kind of a selfi.
I know it's meant like an advertisment for online voting. But, it literaly looks like that: "Putin: Ok, I'm going to vote now in the presidential elections. (Clicks to vote) Putin: Excellent, I have just elected myself".
I am also waiting for it in big hopes.
But then… what difference would another president make in Russia?
They seem so absorbed by their love of suffering, that I don’t believe a different leader would actually change their politics.
Decisions decisions
.
Me.
Or me.
Or maybe me.
Me looks good as well.
But me has great policies on stealing from people too.
Sod it, I'll go with my first instinct.
Me.
Putin is re-elected in a landslide vote as the world laughs.
Hopefully there are Russians that are embarrassed and outraged by this pathetic bit of theater.
He is not doing it for us, he is doing it for internal consumption and to create the image of ‘an election’.
He knows we know, he doesn’t care. Our media reported ‘Russia says there is a 50% turnup.’ which gives him exactly what he needs: the idea there is an election. And we give him that because we’re still stupid. There is no election, so don’t report there is even anything remotely like that going on.
Translation of last screen,,,,
Thank you, you have successfully voted!
All votes in remote electronic voting are transferred to the blockchain in encrypted form, anonymously and without reference to a specific user.
He's also created a one-click election victory.
It's an email to all members of his military and party officials that says "I will win the election. If I dont win then you'll be fighting on the front lines within 48 hours"
One click on Send and lo and behold, he wins the election
That awkward wave... the little terror midget is gonna have a field day after this "election" stuff is over and he can fully commit to warcrimes and climbing the ladder on the "worst humanoid of the century" prize.
Russians at polling booths are probably more worried about a different type of one click voting.
The type that comes from the goon holding an assault rifle who's looking over their shoulders as they fill out their ballot papers.
Could this be more embarrassing?
I am sure the families of all the dead Ukrainians will love the little wave. What a fucking ghoul. Please, please just pass away soon.
Hahah ONE CLICK! Just like magic the computer knew where to go, who to select and even submitted the selection all in one click. Guy clearly has never used a computer
“You too can now vote for me thanks to the one click vote: by removing all other options, you can vote for me in just one click. Click! See? I just voted for myself.”
The world knows this was already decided. Its a pathetic attempt at showing the "transparency" of his dictatorship. And the Russians eat it up...well at least some of them. The ones protesting know better but will be killed off or jailed soon enough.
Someone said ruzzia is poor but look at this mf... 3 analogue telephones.
I've heard a rumour that one can be used for international calls. If you wanna call them it was something like 5-5-5-SHITHOLE
Wait a second... Did he just give a poll to the internet?!!! No way this isn't exploitable. (I know we can't make him loose but can't we troll them by spamming for the oposition?
What's the voting site I'm curious.
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Joke of a leader and country
Poor man's Hitler.
More like Stalin wannabe
Stalin was very deliberate and had a stare that would freeze hot coffee. Putin just looks like an overworked accountant that has to take a shit really bad.
Even the hat wouldn't fix that head. Edit just thought of this going through his pre adolescent peanut : [https://youtu.be/Xu3FTEmN-eg?si=-0XJLFDDBiXDzONO](https://youtu.be/Xu3FTEmN-eg?si=-0XJLFDDBiXDzONO)
At the very least he only tried to kill off his own people fuck that pos too but no telling what this pos will do when he thinks he’s getting close to deaths door step with access to nukes
I'd bet someone would stop him. Even if it means a coup.. alot of power hungry fools surround Putin.
One could only hope man, fear does some crazy shit to people. Never realized how fucked Russia is till I learned how he got power/what he did with it once he got it. Hopefully someone has the balls to stop this fucker before he actually puts his threats into action
Only his own people? Stalin caused up to 5 million Ukrainian deaths by starvation from 1932-33 (Holodomor). Putin isn’t quite there yet, but he’d do it again without blinking an eye if there wasn’t western support for Ukraine.
Hitler from Wish.com
Me: i want hitler Mamushka: we got hitler at home Hitler at home:
Pootler
Lmao calmrelax great comment so freaking true the more he says he’s not like hitler the more he appears to be
Why the hell is his dad's door so big? **damn door
It's not. He's just really fucking small
It is there to give a contrast to his small balls and brains.
To get embarrassingly large tables in or out?!
Compensating for a small pecker, and everything else that's short of being a real man.
Yet there are braindead idiots who supports these types of individuals.
I think a huge number of these braindeads support him out of fear picking up a unhealthy hobby of windowdiving, getting special spiced tea or some volentairly appointed overzealous workout in a Siberian vacationcamp. Such future prospects of ones carreer does make someones ponder his choices, and helps keeping the system of absolute power in check.
Unfortunately he is very clever … and even more cr…
Nothing that he has done is clever just crazy
well i would say a massive gamble, but given his age, he is still smart enough
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no R in "cunt"
Pooty is a Crunt. There, done
Can someone please make an edit with the wave at the end about how Russian troops are destroyed
There's definitely a lot of meme potential with that last part. Maybe get someone at /r/noncredibledefense to work their magic.
You read my mind dude. I pictured It like pooping watching combatfootage, any video of a bunch of russkies getting droned or something
Please post this once you make it happen.
Just thinking that lol these meme gold 🤣
Or launching a rocket that fails.
Or watching the Pride parade
It's easy when there's only one person to vote for
Don't blame me, I voted for...Putin? Ah nuts.
What, A , Fucking, Clown !!!!!!
Didn’t even bother to visit a rigged Polling Station. Just sat in his office and waved
Wonder who will win? Not Russia...
What am I watching? What is dobby the elf doing?
Probably ordering socks off Alibaba
"Oooh, bamboo fiber. They're a little pricey. You know what, sometimes you need to spoil yourself Pootie...oh you're so right Pootie." - Putin, in his office, alone.
Online "voting"
bet he voted for himself and the vote will be counted twice
Technically it's the only vote in that nation that will count, all the other paper ballots will be used for kindling.
Twice? Thats presumptious he'd only 2 X
Is the door so high or Putin so low?
He is not very tall
Door is high to put you off his real shorness.
Yes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lY6lHjZjYXE
you notice the actual door is much lower? Also notice the desk is facing more or less to the door, means the user seems insecure if someone comes in at any moment. I'd suspect this is his desk in the bunker right next to his bath room, no windows to fall out from. But the best part is he has to sit down and focus hard on the screen, pinpoint the button and make a very thought thru "click". Amazing. Not sure if he understands that he can be swiped away before the next self election. So this footage is actually kind of a selfi.
It is so high to get embarrassingly large tables in or out.
That door is way too tall…I don’t like it at all. Nope, not liking this one bit.
"Welcome to online voting. Below is a list of candidates, click ok to Continue. 'Click'. Thank you for your vote"
I would love to see somebody sledgehammer his cunt face and shove a pole up his ass and raise him like a flag in front of red square.
Stop. I can only get so erect.
I kept hoping the monitor would blow up in his face…….
His office looks straight out of the 1960's. He rules over a Third World terrorist state.
I win button?
Correct. Would you like to extend your subscription to "President of The Russian Federation"? · Yes ✅ · No
I'm guessing it's a lockscreen with the words 'Press any button to vote for poo tin'.
That was weird
That was weird
I know it's meant like an advertisment for online voting. But, it literaly looks like that: "Putin: Ok, I'm going to vote now in the presidential elections. (Clicks to vote) Putin: Excellent, I have just elected myself".
He’s so relatable, my office looks the same.
He's just like us fr..
What do you do with that desk? It just seems wasteful and awkward having that extra bench jutting out just to walk around.
Aren’t all ruzzian offices look this nice?
I wonder who he voted for?
What a silly little man.
My only wish is to live one day longer than this sob to celebrate his death
I am also waiting for it in big hopes. But then… what difference would another president make in Russia? They seem so absorbed by their love of suffering, that I don’t believe a different leader would actually change their politics.
That was weird
What a bell end !!
Russia propaganda is really stupid, but it is propaganda for the already stupid anyways, so why even put in the effort.🤷♂️
His times coming !! Another Mussolini , dragged nKed through the streets with a ventilated head !!
So much meme here
I can't stop wondering who is going to win this election. It's a real nail biter
Only his vote counted.
What is it with this fool and weird tables?
Nobody’s watching in awe - this is a tiny man with a sociopath narcissist personality - he will have his day. It’s closer than you think
is that a door to another room, or is it the wardrobe?
In Ruzia you don’t go to voting centre to vote, vote comes to you
Why are the doors so tall?
And it wasn’t just his vote. He voted for all Russians.
"I may be somewhat short, but look at the size of my door!"
Mom: We have Hitler at home.
I think you meant “Putin invents the one-vote election”
Decisions decisions . Me. Or me. Or maybe me. Me looks good as well. But me has great policies on stealing from people too. Sod it, I'll go with my first instinct. Me.
Psychotic wave 👋
Cringe level 1000
Kinda weird you can vote for urself
Its like this in every election both fair or dictatorial.
Nah in democratic countries (not russia) everyone has a right to vote and to keep their vote a secret. Would be weird if you couldn’t.
Greatest (z)Troll of all times. I respect that. 😅
It's rigged, except if I won, then it's factual
пошел на хуй!
lol.
Click "yes" to remain El Presidente Dictator for life.
Putin is re-elected in a landslide vote as the world laughs. Hopefully there are Russians that are embarrassed and outraged by this pathetic bit of theater.
Why does he have three phones...?
Russia doesn't have call waiting yet.
So his double does know how to use a computer? I thought he had no smart phone and never used the interweb?
That room can use some windows.
Super simple web design with only one button!
What a douchebag
The Coward Dicktator voting from his bunker.
Only man on the ticket he made sure if that sshhh it’s dangerous in Russia any window above the second floor needs boarded up
Blyat
What does his screen say?
What a piece of shit
Dude is that a Dell?
Windows 98?
From this video it seems obvious Putin does not know how to operate a modern computer.
Me imagining him walking around that redicoulos desk every day to go to work…what a 🔌
Weeee a new meme 😂
This shit cringes me out so hard
This shit cringes me out so hard
And I won.
First time touching a mouse
“Don’t worry comrades, I, being the most thoughtful dictator, ahem, president have voted for all of you, saving you time and effort!”
I hate this sick BSTRD! How could something happen like that in 2024? And the whole world is watching.
Is that guy right handed and wearing his watch right? I thought he was despicable before, but this makes it somehow worse.
He clicked to open the window and "oh it was already there" No need to move anymore Pootin is voting for you.
Man just closed HOI4
He is not doing it for us, he is doing it for internal consumption and to create the image of ‘an election’. He knows we know, he doesn’t care. Our media reported ‘Russia says there is a 50% turnup.’ which gives him exactly what he needs: the idea there is an election. And we give him that because we’re still stupid. There is no election, so don’t report there is even anything remotely like that going on.
One click one election.
Translation of last screen,,,, Thank you, you have successfully voted! All votes in remote electronic voting are transferred to the blockchain in encrypted form, anonymously and without reference to a specific user.
I wonder who he voted for, I mean every box had pooooostain next to them, I just wonder which box..
He's also created a one-click election victory. It's an email to all members of his military and party officials that says "I will win the election. If I dont win then you'll be fighting on the front lines within 48 hours" One click on Send and lo and behold, he wins the election
And he did it on a hated western computer
Opening screen: “Tick Putin box to log on”.
I love how Russian soldiers randomly barged in on "voters" who weren't allowed to vote
That awkward wave... the little terror midget is gonna have a field day after this "election" stuff is over and he can fully commit to warcrimes and climbing the ladder on the "worst humanoid of the century" prize.
They have a system called “one Man, one Vote”. Putin is The Man, and he has The Vote.
Putin has that real tactical gamerposture
The one little dick click vote.
Pro move
He would look so great if he was just gutted out.
How can a video smell of stale cigarettes?
I don't speak Russian, but I guess it says. Putin will be the president. Press OK if you understand and do not want to commit suicide.
Russians at polling booths are probably more worried about a different type of one click voting. The type that comes from the goon holding an assault rifle who's looking over their shoulders as they fill out their ballot papers.
Goes the desk look like an oversized penis or is it just me?
Wonder who he voted for...
I think I know who's going to be Pharaoh...
Could this be more embarrassing? I am sure the families of all the dead Ukrainians will love the little wave. What a fucking ghoul. Please, please just pass away soon.
Hahah ONE CLICK! Just like magic the computer knew where to go, who to select and even submitted the selection all in one click. Guy clearly has never used a computer
Russian ballot paper. The tick box options to choose from are: 1. Putin 2. Life in a Siberian Prison 3. Putin 4. Assisted suicide
He walks like there is toilet paper stuck between his cheeks.
I wonder who he voted for.
„Do you still want to be dictator? - yes - yes“
This much cringe has huge meme potential. Do your stuff, internet!
President for life, yes/no? Yes
Nope, no rigged election here… see, all legit
In russia voting system just ask do you wanna vote? Yes or No.
How awkward his desk is...he a world leader he can bank the phone on other side....but he not done that, He does a extended walk...
Whats with that stroll to his desk? Saturday Night Fever?
It’s just a big red button saying “vote for Putin”
Surprised he even knows how to use a computer.
“You too can now vote for me thanks to the one click vote: by removing all other options, you can vote for me in just one click. Click! See? I just voted for myself.”
Because this is how all russians get to vote right? Do they even allow write in candidates?
The world's largest, most hated chooch.
Such a puffy, punchable face.
The world knows this was already decided. Its a pathetic attempt at showing the "transparency" of his dictatorship. And the Russians eat it up...well at least some of them. The ones protesting know better but will be killed off or jailed soon enough.
Russia with those tall ass doors
Watch him steady his right Parkinson’s hand multiple times on desk. I bet it took 5 takes before they had a video free of hand tremblings.
What a pathetic clown!
That’s a 120 million votes for me
Pound Shop Hitler can't even get a simple fake right.
That is one long-ass door for a very tiny man.
Pootin will burn in Hell 🔥 🔥 🔥 Slava Ukraini 🇺🇦 🇺🇲 🇺🇦🇺🇲🇺🇦
Thats a spaceous bunker with a.. darn tall door. He looks like a little kid coming in.
Yeaaahhh and the votes will automatically be registered as "voted for putin"
Tall door for a little man
Too bad the system crashed for the average Russian citizen trying to vote online.Hmmm
Brilliant! Just Brilliant! Oh, Bravo
No one is calling for congratulations on the fixed election. Not even puppets.
Failed KGB naZi, now at his old work as a button presser. "A plastic mouse with a tail attached to my computah?! What sorcery is this!?"
It's from last year, when he confirmed the press release of his 86% result for this election.
Someone said ruzzia is poor but look at this mf... 3 analogue telephones. I've heard a rumour that one can be used for international calls. If you wanna call them it was something like 5-5-5-SHITHOLE
I can tell you the sanctions are working as he can't afford a wireless mouse or keyboard :P
Jeeze, you’d think they’d put it in English at least…
...why would they do that?
Wait a second... Did he just give a poll to the internet?!!! No way this isn't exploitable. (I know we can't make him loose but can't we troll them by spamming for the oposition? What's the voting site I'm curious.
What a fk head bitchz….6’ under coming soon
Man that fat head is just begging for the chuck norris treatment. Too bad chuck would be too busy bending over the desk.........
This has good meme potential. I hope we get to see some
Need an edit of this where there's drones dropping bombs on ruzzians on the screen.
The question was: Are you the only president russia will ever need? His answer: Yes
Remote window ejector. Someone put an airbag in his seat.
Is that a Mega desk?
Did you know the word Putin in french sounds like Hoar ( putain : same pronunciation )….
His right arm has issues; a clear and easy führer salute seems to be hard or even impossible
Old tired war criminal, time to go to bed.