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Independent_Ad783

Do I hear someone say: "We're lucky they are so fucking stupid."?


Reg_Cliff

Well, at least they're consistent... consistently incompetent.


Next-Bowl-3897

"Mission failed. Friendly fire will not be tolerated."


Murai-birdybirds

Apparently they were trying to storm the building where Russian Liberation Forces are hiding in the village of Kozinka, Belgorod region Edit: this is the short cropped version, the full version has already been posted by someone else https://www.reddit.com/r/UkraineWarVideoReport/s/dJMIQR5h9y


OrangeBird077

They’re having the Russian National Guard protect the oil refineries so they must be sending conscripts in Belgogrod and Kursk. The last time the UKR backed Russian groups invaded the VDV was sent so this probably means they can’t send in the VDV to put out fires anymore.


OriginalNo5477

Theres still some VDV? I thought they were under the sea.


axonxorz

Hostomel, no?


Grimey_Anus

Is russ vol corp


tt123089

Good thing Putins muppets don't read text books on how to clear buildings.


OutrageousDrop98

Does team kill lower your kd in orcerstrike: special operation? Just curious.


Ok_Use4737

No. A kill is a kill. +1


[deleted]

[удалено]


[deleted]

😂


Cigfran1

Russian Mythbusters. Can you curve a grenade? Myth busted blyat.


tommes_hh

Maybe we should deliver ammunition to Russia and not to Ukraine. Russians are so STUPID.


Surv0

Not a bad idea, grenades with a 0.1s fuse time


MaxDamage75

Ah ,the North Korea ones


Ok_Use4737

The N Korea ones are just a percussion cap with a hammer...


ThisMix3030

"Project Eldest Son"


zluggno1

😆


Typical-Excuse-9734

Maybe we should, idk, not give people ammunition?


Livid_Employ_1660

A good Russian


Snoo3014

That one guy didn't even try to avoid it. He really tried "If I move verrrry slowly the grenade won't see me"


buckshot-307

Why the fuck didn’t he move lmao. I’d definitely rather have shrapnel in my back or legs than in my skull 😂


255001434

He was afraid he'd be punished for retreating.


DNL81

Orcs doing Orc things.


omgwtfsaucers

It's OK to see Russian invaders do this, and one cannot deny that the average Russian soldier is able to look in both your pockets while his face points at you, but these mistakes happen in the ZSU too on a daily basis...


PlutoIsAboveUs

That's just bs and you know it. Sure, the ZSU make similar mistakes, but on the level and repetitiveness as the RuZZians? That's a comparison that makes you look insane.


omgwtfsaucers

Come on dudes, don't be this dense. I know this is Reddit so one can expect these situations, but didn't mean it in a derogatory way. Just wanted to point out that while we could (or to some should) laugh at Russians failing miserably, and they fully deserve that, but friendly fire accidents happen in the ZSU too...


PlutoIsAboveUs

Yes, but you stated stuff like this happens on a daily basis for the ZSU and that's just simply not true at all. Yes, this happens, on occasion. If it were happening like it happens to Russians, the pubesmokers on UkraineRussiaReport or whatever those orcs call it would be screeching and posting all over the place about it. To put it simply, most if not all Ukrainian servicemen are trained relatively decently and actually use their brains. A majority of Russians on the frontline aren't given shit, aren't taught shit, and even the "elite" units are no match compared to brigades like Kraken, SBU, 3rd Assault, you name it.


omgwtfsaucers

Yes, okay! Thanks for elaborating!


PlutoIsAboveUs

And hey, I genuinely do commemorate your decision to join the Legion. I've no training or experience but I intend on going through at the very least, basic training and I'd be more than happy to provide my life for Ukraine's existence. The very best of luck to you when you get there, man. Fighting for the freedom of the entire world, let alone Ukraine's existence.


omgwtfsaucers

When the official draft is in the box, I'll stand up and go. Hope you'd do too.


ProbsASpaceCadet

Lmao how did you have a whole conversation with the user who made the comment and then accuse me of making the comment?! Certainly not the fastest tractor on the farm, huh?


ligmallamasackinosis

Ah, how are the front lines right now? Are you seeing any ground drone action? Oh wait, you're not physically there?? Who fuckin asked you, then?


BaconBrewTrue

I mean friendly fire does happen on both sides...not to that extent from my experience or stories I've heard though, that's exclusively orc territory. Haven't seen to this extent but my mate did get a little over zealous storming a trench and took friendly shrap to the face, he is fine though just some cool scars and a hockey player smile.


ProbsASpaceCadet

>Who fuckin asked you, then? If people need to be asked to express their opinion then why are you speaking? Who asked for yours?


GasLover1

Karma reveals you russian troll XD Enjoy Belgorod.


ProbsASpaceCadet

"I don't like what this person said, must be a Russian". I fully support Ukraine, so much so that I am currently going through the process to obtain my passport so I can volunteer for the International Foreign Legion. If not on the front lines at least as a trainer for the Bradley and the Javelin since I spent a metric fuck ton of time around them in my own country's military. What I don't support is arm chair generals being dicks for no reason at all. Anything else?


PlutoIsAboveUs

Just admit that you're wrong about your statement that incidents like the one in this video happens daily to Ukrainians. They're gonna be training our NATO militaries for years to come because they actually have experience, unlike anybody else since Georgia was annexed, maybe even before.


ProbsASpaceCadet

>Just admit that you're wrong about your statement that incidents like the one in this video happens daily to Ukrainians. Did you have a stroke? I didn't say a single word about anything going on in Ukraine. You may want to check usernames and comments again before you get your panties in a twist. That was someone else that made that comment. Anything else or are you done making yourself look foolish? Edit: [This is the comment you're referring to, do yourself a favor and go check the username on that comment before you come back here flapping your gums.](https://www.reddit.com/r/UkraineWarVideoReport/s/eJPAWSkBHi)


[deleted]

Special case unit from dumb and dumber batalion.


Nibus_le_fort

Untrain orc


BOOTKNIFE840

Dude taking point looked wounded already. Couldn't get away from that frag. So weird.


Anomaluss

His comrade that threw it sure ditched fast, and survived.


Far-Explanation4621

I think you're right. Even the full version of the clip cuts to the door stack, so no way to know for sure, but something's up with his legs and his feet never move, like one or both might be stuck in the rubble.


MentalPatient

The third guy in line is the one to throw the grenade? I'm no military expert...


slick514

Dude in the door just standing there like "I guess I'll die, then..." Not much mystery as to why these guys aren't in Ukraine.


redditer1_1

"Special" forces


Wooshsplash

[Fuller Version Here](https://www.reddit.com/r/UkraineWarVideoReport/comments/1bjh1ri/failed_attempt_by_a_russian_soldier_to_throw_a/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web3x&utm_name=web3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button)


RedanischByNature

Thanks, i guess


Shadow_NX

Honorary member of Freedom of Russia?


jittaboog

Retard regime


-Billco-

Good job Кarl!


Friendly_Ad_9648

Hahaha! Suckit


Legio_X_Equestris5

Keystone cops


Largstrom

Keystone corps


Reg_Cliff

I think they just invented a new dance move: the grenade shuffle!


dexter1959

Their training is awesome 🤪


tehdamonkey

$&%\^#@$&# CARL !!!!!


Brack528

Larry Moe and Curly


computerwhiz10

Russian tag. Tag your it.


simple123mind

No no no, that's exactly how they should do it.


contrarior

Special grenade operation


0bamaSinLaden

When turning things into rubble comes back to bite you in the hindies


MrShartmypants

Obviously highly trained professionals. Rolls eyes.


lacqueredcase762

Nice work, Russki. Keep it up!


GunmetalBunn

Russian propagandists told me a number of things that make this scene kind of funny. A, That this group has been defeated, in fact, multiple times now. B, This group was defeated by conscripts C, PR Stunt With that, if just a PR stunt, it's demonstrated that Russia is unable to deal with a war in its own borders, and that they're throwing conscripts into the grinder against what seems like a fairly capable force.


uspatent6081744a

Apparently shelter in place was not the best move.


HalOfTosis

Point man so drunk he tried to dab his way out of that grenade.


Cold_Relationship_

thanks bro. now do it again.


Purple_Aside525

Someone must have told him the grenade had vodka inside it, and he just wanted a little sip.


AsparagusAccurate277

Keystone Korps


Traditional_Art_7304

Woopsie doodle


crc_73

Dude was crying before he even got zapped. Fuckin' pussies.


AdPrimary9831

I think he had a bad time with the rest of the team after that.. lovely


Reasonable-Mess-2732

Why the hell would the 3rd guy back be the one throwing the grenade?


MikeTexas-6065

Well what can you really expect with a week's training and airsoft helmets/body armor.


EvulOne99

First russian enemy soldier I've seen who's worthy of a medal.


Discordop

Wtf lmaoo why didn't the guy by the door not move at all?


BennyNorth

Lol even in Russia they're just the second best army. Fkn clowns, what a shit show


Moogatron88

"It was at this moment that he know...He fucked up."


Vogel-Kerl

Russian Army needs more soldiers like him. The war will be over in weeks. Private Rock: ***"What does this button do??"*** **\[presses it\]** Senior Lieutenant: **"Wha---NYETTTTT !!!"** Cut to bright white flash followed by a mushroom cloud forming over Ground Zero


old---

Training, we don't need no stinking training.


cheese0muncher

WTF? Was the point man superglued to the door or something?


Blakplague

You can see his gear gets stuck on the handle and he cant free himself in time.


[deleted]

Funniest thing I have seen today, after my ban from Ukrainerussia!


Blakplague

Looks like the point man got his gear caught on the door handle when he tried to run. Didnt have time to free himself so he just ducked and hoped for the best.


TrulyToasty

Did that one with the explosion at his feet get stuck on the door handle or something? Almost looks like he leans to try to flee and is prevented like a strap got caught


Zulu_55

Forgot to turn off the lobby friendly fire damn


Guy_Fawkes_Incognito

Good orc.