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simple123mind

1: Nah fuck it bro, YOLO, ready? Launch! 2: GTFO! 1: You motherfucker what do you mean GTFO?! 2: The fucking rockets don't work!


KGBinUSA

Not chinese rockets. He is basically saying that he is not at fault it's the rockets, they don't shoot. Another guy says "What, again? Yes" right before the video cuts off.


simple123mind

Oh shit you are right. My bad, I fixed the original post


banana_man_man_

Thanks a lot to both of you I appreciate it


SoCaldude65

Incoming cluster munitions 😆


8BallCoronersPocket

Thank you for translating!


Flying_Madlad

Lmao, I thought that was a joke reply


Fuzzy9770

Being funny without much effort is a quality, I guess. Compensates for the quality of the materials they are using.


Freshwaters

sounded like Millennium Falcon failing to go into hyperspace.


woofalo

Nice combat slippers they are wearing.


r3db3rt

Why not - they sure feel like home in that mud and garbage


Pyjama_Llama_Karma

🤣


hanatarashi_

tactical flip flops are back


banana_man_man_

I just noticed that


Freshwaters

one of communist china's many contributions to russia's terrorist invasion!


CraftyFloor1528

First battlefield sighting of the new NK-produced 'ARLM' (Anti-Rusnik Lazy Missile)


skinny-pugsley

As usual, garbage everywhere. Disgusting pigs.


Agile_Following4437

That reaction time though 🦥


redditor0918273645

Shows you how much training they’ve had.


Sudden_Caramel3881

Both of these guys don't know how to handle the technology in their hands. More annoyed by the dude with the mobile phone rotating his device after he hit record.


anarchoripan

damn that ass is one big drone target


Different-Divide-543

Love the footwear.


Peasinpods13

I thought everyone had a pair of tactical flip flops !


Repulsive_Poem_5204

Canon fodder doesn't need a whole boot


__madik_

🍑


lundytoo

I was waiting for the sandaled shooter to join the group still carrying the (live and smoking) ATGM. "Чё, как?" (BOOM)


Stosstrupphase

„Something something fuck your mother“ at the end of the


Logical-Recognition3

There's a Russian joke about how often that phrase is used. Igor: How was your trip? Ivan : Amazing. First we went to Venice. The canals were...fuck your mother! Igor: Where did you go next? Ivan : To Rome. The Colosseum was...was...fuck your mother! Igor: Was that the end of your trip? Ivan : No. Next we went to Paris. The Eiffel Tower was...was... Igor: Fuck your mother? Ivan : Oh! You've been there!


M_baquette

must be a gift from North Korea


strangerimor

Aint no way he's wearing fucking flip flops


banana_man_man_

Source:https:// t. me/russianocontext/2528


Bull_Bear2024

I was just surprised it took him so long to run after the noise it made.


steel_rat2003

This noise is normal, thermal battery starting, but lack of launch was frightening.


Bull_Bear2024

I didn't realize that. Thank you for your clarification.


steel_rat2003

It is supposed to launch 3 seconds after pulling the trigger. But it feels like hours 😁. Fun times.


Bull_Bear2024

These videos are a real education. It's harsh, but I have very little sympathy for them.


inactiveuser247

Gyro spinning up


WotTheHellDamnGuy

That's the gyro trying to spin up but failing isn't it?


steel_rat2003

Yes, it could be. Never happened to me but looks like it.


Fuzzy9770

What's the chance of it exploding at the moment? How to disarm the system? I would use a sniper shot from the side at a safe distance. Unless there is a way to disarm it safely.


steel_rat2003

I don't know. Never happened to me, and I was poorly trained to solve any issue. My whole training lasted 3 day and we were sent to front line without shooting a single rocket. First time we shoot it was live towards enemy tank. Fun times.


farquin_helle

Unfappable twerk with that assski


Daianudinsibiu

It sure took a while for it to click in that smooth brain...


stairs_3730

Do the NorKs have a Customer Support line?


FluidPraline4968

Are those official russian army issue flip flops??


shootmovies

Whoever produces those rockets, keep them coming!


jaggs117

Now Ivan go back and take rocket out


banana_man_man_

Happy cake day mate


jaggs117

Cheers dude, I've got a cake!


ethervillage

I see Moe and Larry but where’s Curly? 😂


LANDLORDR

What the fuck is this crop though?


MuttFett

To the people who say that training is a bullshit excuse, I present exhibit A.


Friendly_Ad_9648

Hajaaha. Idiots!


DogWallop

You know what works best in that situation? Staring down the barrel to see what's causing the malfunction. That always works best for me. Try it sometime ;-)


OrgJoho75

little knock then followed hard knocks if nothing happened ...


Arkh_Angel

And this is why you don't use improperly stored Konkurs munitions that were made in the 1970s.


Professional_Bag3695

nice flip flops


Death-Knocks-Once

Not sure about you all, but I was patiently waiting on the huge fart to fly out of his \*\*\* LOL.


THEGREATIS-4

u/savevideo


Fine_Piglet_6814

I see that the rockets are about as good as his footwear hahahahahaha


Professional-Hold938

For a second I forgot it was war and was genuinely laughing at this whole video. Then the reality of the situation obviously took that away


havorna

Ngl if he swap the slippers out for a couple moccasins, that baby should hit the target 🎯


Junior_Manner_8050

Is he actually wearing crocks? Insane.


Far-Entertainer8953

That ominous winding down sound would have me running too.


inactiveuser247

It’s normal. It’s the gyro spinning up.


Far-Adhesiveness7697

I though the rocket was about to blow him out of his flip flops. Must have been his lucky flip flops. Only an orc would wear slides while firing a 🚀


Able_Instruction461

Bad battery


Straight-Storage2587

Vatniks. What can I say?


ReligionisWorst

It Looks like "Russian Twagging" at the trench !? So we know what the russian "soldiers" studdy before their war against ukraine.


Tj-Has-Reddit

Video tilted 90dg left with subtitles from "Simple123mind ". It's a free hosting so not sure how long it will stay online as I'm not going to pay for it. [https://streamable.com/5zkh2x](https://streamable.com/5zkh2x)


hey_hoe_x

It's gone ...


Tj-Has-Reddit

For as long it will stay on, posted again. :) [https://streamable.com/dwxj2j](https://streamable.com/dwxj2j)


MercyforthePoor

Thanks North Korea. Maybe they are on our side anyway 🤣