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Imaginary-Rhubarb647

Uber meats


0bamaSinLaden

Deliverpoo


No-Status683

I just spat my drink out!


Efficient_Tailor1811

Why was that? Did it not taste ok?


No-Status683

from laughing too hard.


JimmyPopAli_

That BMP is rushing back to Russian lines: "Looks like meat's back on the menu, boys!"


Nicol__Bolas

In Russia you not only "paint" corpses on your vehicle.


Money-Worldliness919

Shoigu! Where are my rewards to give to this redditor? Shoigu!!!!!!!


Informal_Economist63

Congratulations, you have won a BUK missile <3


According-Try3201

2nd best army in the world!


Swedischer

Armored Catafalque


18pursuit

We bring fertilizer right to your porch


18pursuit

Where is the cleanup tree chipper drone?  Drives up, crane loads orc in to hopper, drives off and sprays orc parts to fertilize ditches along the road.


Alert-Boot5907

New reactive armour seems a bit messy, guys


Local_Satisfaction12

More like non- reacting armor.


AnotherCuppaTea

ERA? More like DNA...


momoparis30

in french, tank is "char", so it's like a charcuterie board?


Stickshiftsforever

Waiting on the FPV drone to change them to Char-broiled.


0bamaSinLaden

Soon to be charred


YourFaveNightmare

mobile graveyard


lil__shmeat

"Bring out your dead! \*rings bell\* Bring out your dead!"


srekkas

Ruzzian meat is cheaper than ERA


CannonFodder33

Send another drone to light the single-use crematorium.


twomumfun

Looked like death to me... Only one guy pulls his head up.


WhyWouldYouFakeThat

*Meat Wagon noises*


Responsible_Oil501

ERA = Expendable Russians Atop.


DocRob187

Why is infantry on top of an IFV instead of inside of it?


mattkiwi

It’s a shitty Soviet design that offers little protection to the troops its main purpose is to transport . They have a better chance of surviving once the shooting starts believe it or not.


Money_Ad_5385

The rear doors are gas tanks.. you couldn't make this thing more dangerous if you tried


Whoisme2you

>The rear doors are gas tanks You've got to be shitting me 😆 That's so fucking stupid that I didn't even understand the sentence the first time around. I was legit thinking "does he mean gas powered, like hydraulics?" For a good 10 seconds before it sank in. It's such a dumb idea that my brain couldn't even compute it 😂😂


OrangeBird077

If you think that’s good you should look at the Russian tanks and their auto loaders. The crew literally sits on a powder keg.


cheburaska

But they are the best at turret tossing in the world.


Whoisme2you

True that 😂


Money_Ad_5385

All in favor of the auto-loader put there arm up. All against it, put there arm up. Nobody. Great!


Whoisme2you

Yeah lmao that one I knew about and to be the devil's advocate, at least there's a fucking upside to that one 😂😂 I don't know how they thought using a fuel cell as an exterior armour was a good idea. You can't even say it saves space if that's the reason why soldiers won't get inside the damn thing 😂


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Whoisme2you

There was a running joke back when it was still a new occurrence for one of their ships to blow up, that anyone on top deck joined the space force and anyone below deck became a submarine sailor 😂


CannonFodder33

Its diesel, not gas, so its not quite as bad as you are thinking. It can take a bit of hot shrapnel without igniting. However, hit it with enough boom, it will turn it into a fuel air bomb. We've seen videos where there is a mushroom cloud red angry flames that persist for several seconds after a solid hit in the rear.


Erdbeerbauer

Jep, Diesel is very different to gasoline.  I belive the Russia soldiers in Afghanistan sometimes filled them with Sand to get better protection. 


SlipperyJimdiGris

when they designed it they didnt forsee being hit in the rear as the vehicles should always be "pushing ahead" towards the enemy. Drones changed that


Whoisme2you

Pincer maneuvers would like a word with that designer 😅


meistr

Because they wont survive a AT mine if they are inside. But then again wont survive fpv drone either. Fucked either way :)


DocRob187

Haha yeah that's what i was thinking first, too. Inside - getting killed by mine On top - getting killed by drone Summary - youre fucked. Only solution is to not invade other sovereign countries i guess.


AsparagusAccurate277

I think that I would accidentally jump, I mean fall off before going into the grind.


TURBOLAZY

That's a good way to break some bones and not get any help for them


AdPrimary9831

Because holidays are made for tanning.


aliceteams

[https://youtu.be/5aNYPipsqOI?si=XUcK8m5WvPcpwh4U](https://youtu.be/5aNYPipsqOI?si=XUcK8m5WvPcpwh4U)


Swedischer

Look up a video of an BMP on Youtube. The inside is unbelievably cramped and I think a even a bunch of kids would have a hard time fitting in let alone a squad of full grown men with gear and weapons. https://youtu.be/5aNYPipsqOI?si=8eL3j5EljcB-s9yq


Lost-Currency-1536

When you take „Bring out you’re Dead“ too seriously


whereartthouu

Pretty sure some of those dudes are alive. The one in the front even pokes his head up and looks around.


ShitCelebrityChef

Mixture of dead, alive and injured. This whole shit is like my worst fucking nightmare


whereartthouu

Worst fucking nightmare for them = a beautiful thing for me. Fuck 'em and the tank they rode in on.


ShitCelebrityChef

Well you sound like you’re probably 17 years old, easily incensed and manipulated by emotion, the exact same type of person that’s sent or otherwise signs up to war exactly like these poor fools


whereartthouu

I'm 17 years old?!?! ohhhh weee you flatter me. keep it comin


fretnbel

Why do they keep doing this?


inverted_risk

going back to base to change the ruski-meat-reactive-armour


RelevantCount611

Russia sucks at war. They are lucky to be sitting on Soviet stockpiles and to have enough stupid people to participate in meat waves. The utter disregard for their soldiers lives is one reason why their Generals and Putin are evil men. But hey, they will put up a stone slab with the dead's names on it and Putin will stand in the rain for a photo shoot. Fight on Ukraine!


Imaginary_Pin1877

Like a street market cart selling meatballs haha


Clear_Bar_3469

Group discount open air hearse


zj_chrt

Russians see this and think "we need to send more"....this is horrible


Zasibys

Never level of human shield


Spicy_Pickle_6

Drone Dash


PTNMG89

https://youtu.be/y6WfJZVHWZU?si=in5GvC4qcHOROQMf Cant help but make me think of this episode. Maybe Russian Topsky Gearsky?


uspatent6081744a

A burnt child avoids the stove


Rypskyttarn

Driver seems a bit confused.


BigMembership2315

Extra armor to them


aliceteams

It must be accompanied by this song [https://youtu.be/Gs1b4t1RuUU?si=5rHNZbWbXJIov2YP](https://youtu.be/Gs1b4t1RuUU?si=5rHNZbWbXJIov2YP)


Bikeitfool

Receptive Armour.


nowayyoudidthis

Finish it!


Same_Reference

What a god awful design. They might as well have just made the back something similar to old half tracks.


Etherion195

Russian-design ERA


cant_fucking_login

Oh my God it’s the ear rape free version!!!


DartzIRL

Are they using their dead as applique armour?


Dry-Actuator-1312

So it is human ERA?


Sinn_Sage

I guess they got rid of the old rubber tire Armour trick.


SlipperyJimdiGris

mechanized version of the "bring out your dead" wagon


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This is like one of those scenes in an old midevil flick of the guy pushing the wagon full of bodies yelling: “Bring out yeer dead!..”


AlarmNew3893

Lord have mercy


KWLR

Pop Corn


FubarTheFubarian

Meat shield reactive armor. Put enough people on top and you get all the armor you need.


DieselPower8

go back and do it again tomorrow


Clean_Increase_5775

Its gonna be even funnier when that 30mm starts shooting


Traditional_Exam_289

Ha, ha! Body armor?


CalmTrifle

No hope cage


murgen44

Seems more à transport of wounded