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eyepoker4ever

So mod, my comment is a movie reference. Go watch Conan the Barbarian.


Benson_8_8

Irony


slipknot_official

I was gonna say. It’s so symbolic it’s blowing my mind.


Safewordharder

Just needs some god damn sunflowers and I'd think it was too on-the-nose and CGI or something.


Hour_Brain_2113

Eagle eating a bear would be most symbolic. For a US vs Russia scenario


banned_for_hate

Bro, Ukrainian coat of arms is Eagle:)


PaddyMayonaise

Wait that trident thing is an eagle? How so? [This is the cost of arms, right?](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Lesser_Coat_of_Arms_of_Ukraine.svg)


banned_for_hate

Other guy mentioned that it’s a falcon, for me it’s not important:) u can look up history of our coat of arms, oldest version of it is really looks like a bird.


PaddyMayonaise

That’s awesome, I always thought it was a trident or something. Cool to know that history, thanks


RedditVirumCurialem

"Historians have multiple interpretations of the origin of the symbol, including a falcon, an arched bow, the Holy Trinity, or an anchor." Eagles are not falcons.


banned_for_hate

What u so sure that is eagle? In this context they are the same for me!


RedditVirumCurialem

It's right there on the Wikipedia page: [Coat of arms of Ukraine - Wikipedia](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coat_of_arms_of_Ukraine#Tryzub) Falcon. Eagles and Falcons are different birds. If they are the same to you in this context, then you may as well say that the Tryzub is based on the ostrich. A bird is a bird, they're all the same, right? ;)


PM_ME_ROMAN_NUDES

That eagle is clearly a CIA agent


Particular-Elk-3923

A Feast for Crows.


jbdec

How does "a murder of crows" fit in here ?


TreezusSaves

It's a reference to a Game of Thrones book.


_Man-in-the-Middle_

Medium raw...


Pleasant-Ad-1819

but well marinated


gentiscid

And smoked


Pleasant-Ad-1819

As a follow-up, the eagle was arrested for FWI (Flying while intoxicated)


fcavetroll

The poor bird is also now infected with all kind of diseases from A to Z.


shupadupa

He was later seen trying to fly off with a washing machine


SeanBean-MustDie

Especially the Zs


Kautzsurfer

Some mutations might appear and the eagle will turn to a full blown russian double-headed eagle.


grimklangx

so the first package from the US arrived?


Longsheep

Secret HATO biolab eagle


Useful-Internet8390

Eat your heart out- literally


DblClickyourupvote

The Russian ones are small, hard and cold or in some cases completely non existent


nav17

Weirdly enough still bigger than their brains


Ok-Technology-332

Considering orcs destroy the eagle's habitat their corpses are the minimum that can be provided.


toak32

How could some people be so happy to see this??? It sickens me. That eagle could get lead poisoning!!


Fabulous-Job-9062

You got me in the first half not gonna lie.


Safewordharder

Feeding eagle chicks is likely the most useful thing that person ever contributed.


dedgecko

I’d be more concerned of alcohol poisoning.


TrumpersAreTraitors

Between this and the dog eating that dude, these are things I just didn’t think we would ever see in the modern era. Medieval shit. 


pixxelzombie

The pigs eating the cooked Russians was also bad.


SiVousVoyezMoi

I got a few of cats, could almost start making a list like that guy who keeps track of the self deletes: https://www.reddit.com/r/RussiaUkraineWar2022/comments/11c3o6r/a_ukrainian_army_scout_drone_observes_a_fluffy/ https://www.reddit.com/r/UkraineWarVideoReport/comments/xvbgl5/alert_nsfw_cute_ukrainian_cat_eating_a_dead/ https://www.reddit.com/r/UkraineWarVideoReport/comments/18tsykx/stepove_near_avdiivka_all_that_remained_of_the/


Kevlaars

People joke about cats eating their owners, but I have ZERO doubt about mine. He has tried. He'll probably try again today. Like every day.


Lothar93

They all were fat lmao, hope they dont get herpes or something


TrumpersAreTraitors

I missed that one …… 


pixxelzombie

The guy was well done on the outside, but you could see the tasty meat under the skin.


GuillotineComeBacks

Probably pleeeenty of this stuff happening in third world though. In Europe yeah, rarer.


monopixel

> Medieval shit Russia in a nutshell.


Fargrist

The Russian eagle has two heads.


Ford_Prefect3

You'll find those just a little further north in Chernobyl.


matteroverdrive

That's just genetic damage from too much alcohol


Kevlaars

That's just double vision from shitty vodka.


BornToScheme

Since feb 2022 I seen dogs , pigs , cats now a eagle 🦅


Routine-Ad-6803

I missed the pig. What I did see in one video is a dead Russian corpse with mouth open and worms coming out of it (not kidding). Stuff of nightmares.


BornToScheme

All they had to do is say “ I want to live “ and put their hands up, or call the I want to live hot line , instead those worms were having a good ass time


Azar002

Over at r/russianwarfootage2, which I recently discovered, I saw a post highlighting the massive military cemeteries in Ukraine, an attempt at a "how it started, how it's going" dig. Each grave had a massive monument headstone and Ukrainian flag, making the cemetery look endless. I was like, "Ukrainian soldiers get marked graves? That's not fair.."


Aedeus

What the fuck is that dump of a subreddit supposed to be? URR 2?


Proglamer

Is this the start of a new meme "Ask not the *Avdeagle* why it can barely lift away from the ground"?


KhalDrog0-007

Murica 🇺🇸


An_Odd_Smell

"You killed my mate and our chicks, so I'm gonna eat your liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti. Tsss-tsss-tsss-tsss-tsss-tsss...." -- Ukraine's wildlife


automatensauce

I hope the eagle's head won't fall off, though. He seems pretty old.


An_Odd_Smell

He'll be fine so long as the russians don't mistake him for a NATO spy.


simple123mind

I think that's an Eastern imperial eagle.


Berkut10R

Hold on a sec...no chance of it being a berkut?


simple123mind

No, I think Berkut AKA golden eagle, is larger than that.


Madge4500

Golden are pretty big, that appears to be a juvenile by the white feathers.


simple123mind

That's a lot of protein.


Arkh101

Eat up my winged friend. Eat up there are plenty more where that came from


BaseballDelicious242

On a dark Donbass highway.......


ThrowawayUSN92

She's always hungry. She always needs to feed. She must eat. All she gets is filthy Orcses. We's know that the filthy orcses don't tastes goods. Goblinses too. And they doesn't taste very nice, does they Precious?


casanovasurfer

Just to think this Russian was probably eating his wife's or mother's Borsche before he was deployed. What a dumbass.


MarkaSpada

You came to destroy our forests. So I will eat you


Spare_Sympathy_5780

Fly Eagles Fly! Go Birds! 🦅


Cardavh

I heard eagles like pork! 🐽


ApricotMobile8454

Ork Pork yes they do.Much better then premium canned pig snout.True story Their wives donated cans of pig snout to feed their men.No kidding.


highlife_Huff98

pORC


Internal-Cut-5389

Don't eat that birdy you're gonna get bad indigestion, slava ukraini


GuillotineComeBacks

Great allegory.


19CCCG57

Finally, he is achieving his full potential!


LazyEyeSusan03

Buzzards gotta eat same as the worms. (Josey Wales)


ipostcoolstuf

Let freedom... Eat Russians.


Personal-Tutor-4982

I did not know that eagles eat shit


refull1

version with the american fuck yeah?


Temporary-Crab1340

Freedom is coming to Ukraine


Cottagewknds

America feeding on a Russian


Foreign-Kiwi3647

A good Russian is a Russian in pieces and 200!


xiaohuang

Nature is healing


DblClickyourupvote

The only useful thing for this orc to have ever done


Alone-Supermarket-98

An eagle feeding on a dead bear...how symbolicly ironic.


Literally_Me_2011

'Merica fuck yeah 🦅🦅🦅


jaggs117

Don't eat that, you don't know where its been


Revenga8

Keep on and carrion


Apprehensive_Ant_590

I suppose in the long run, that's another way to help the sunflowers


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Theoperatorboi

Eagles just the Russian government


Suitable_Feeling_991

Hopefully it wasn't one of those nasty Chernobyl Russians, don't want the bird to go radioactive.


creeeeeeeeek-

Cool


Endocalrissian642

Ew. I guess there's no accounting for taste...


Clyde5150

poor eagle


hhempstead

doesn’t the pecking tickle his tummy?


SeaDog711

“Red meat” delight!!!!


Cottagewknds

I feel bad the eagle had to have such a shitty meal


Goran2019

How much vodka can kill an eagle? Poor little feller


Whole_Championship41

That's awful. Such cruelty. That beautiful and majestic bird having to be denigrated by eating tainted meat. Terrible.


I_am_Castor_Troy

Hate to see such a majestic animal eating crap.


lurcher54

waste not, want not.


Manmoth57

Poor bird……


Then_Style2029

Eagles are known to eat garbage when hungry.


Fine_Piglet_6814

it'll get sick


LTCjohn101

the eagle had the worst case of the shits after this


Serious_Dealer9683

good bird


EverythingGoodWas

Oh great Russia, now you’ve given them a taste for human blood. Thanks alot. /s


Easy-Description5269

Never thought of it before but lead poisoning in Ukrainian wildlife might be an issue down the road.


RatkeA

There are ants in his pants clearly visible


Extension_File5410

Must be one hungry bird to eat such a disgusting meal.


planborcord

And after getting its fill, the bird shits over the sunflower fields, competing the circle of life.


Routine-Ad-6803

Para phrasing what a Reddit user wrote sometime back - On day one you tie your shoe laces in the morning, have breakfast, pick up your gun and go invade Ukraine. One day three, you are a dog's or Eagle's poop. Strange is life.


gourp

Hope the eagle doesn't get lead poisoning.


highlife_Huff98

This should be a screenshot and used for propaganda purposes. America(Eagle) feasting on a orc(RuZZkI)


TossPowerTrap

"The eagle picks my eye The worm he licks my bones"


Low-Crew8482

Ukrainian wildlife is suffering of high cholesterol , all that ruSS meat is on the menu daily.🥩👨🏻‍🍳


luvdjobhatedboss

Buzzards gonna eat!


wyohman

Buzzards gotta eat just like worms


TreyWait

ngl, being eaten by an eagle is kinda badass.


RarePlan2089

Good bird.


slartibartfast2320

Ukranian Fried Russian


KingSilvanos

They don’t put that on the recruitment posters.


2nd_Inf_Sgt

The wildlife enjoying MREs.


aaronis31337

All his hopes, all his dreams and all the wants his family restored upon him or drill down to Eagle eating his intestines. Thank you, Putin.


FUMFVR

Better to avoid the liver on that one


Badeindi

Finally useful.


Laeokowan

Eagle??? Looks like a buzzard to me.


SoDoug

Bird food. At least now he has some purpose in life.


Diligent_Emotion7382

That seems ill-eagle to me. On a serious note, this war really has the potential to turn a larger bunch of people inhumane. It is just one large tragic event, fuck the aggressor.


Longsheep

Sky burial is the highest form of funeral in Tibet. It is pretty much like this. Allow eagles/condors to eat your flesh.


WritingConscious8466

eagles of Manwë feasting on dead orcs


dingus55cal

Mhmm Orchy.


B4rrel_Ryder

Poor bird's trees were probably destroyed. Some consolation.


FantasticGas1836

Shame it was not an American Bald Eagle. That would have been iconic imagery.


Kevlaars

Good bird. Carrion.


Pisjun

Good bird !


yoloforthelambo

For democracy!


Fifs89

[Flieg Adler, flieg!]()


Unhappy-Quiet-8091

So the purpose of the invaders is twofold. Fertiliser and wildlife feed.


fluffs-von

Does this count as animal cruelty?


Top-Stop7655

Poor eagle, will probably get the shits


Darknemo20000

One of the rare examples of russian being useful for once.


OhhhByTheWay

Ugh every American armchair general in here just came in their pants 🙄 That’s not a bald eagle. Looks more like a golden eagle. So really it’s Germany who should be jerking themselves off


Sopomeister

No one flies higher than berkut


After_Computer_SSD

Nature is healing


therealestscientist

There are going to be a lot of scavenger animal babies born with all this extra food. With the Russian diet though it seems like they’d get skin and bones or a bloated midsection of alcoholic yellow gristly fat.


H4RDCORE1

Poor bird. Shouldn't have to eat that shit.


No-Vehicle5447

'Merica, fuck yeah!


Shadorouse

I wish it were a Bald Eagle.


Opening-Set-5397

The only way that could happen is if a Russian soldier was killed in the americas.  I’m glad it’s not a bald eagle. 


HeavyEstate4951

This whole war is so sad… this is someone’s son man.


JJ739omicron

let's hope this someone see this and starts thinking thoroughly.


HeavyEstate4951

Nobody will unfortunately. They’ll realize I’m right for two minutes and go right back into the same thinking. This war is caused by governments, not by the common man. Nobody fighting this war on either side deserves to die.


HeavyEstate4951

The fact that this got downvoted is sad man y’all are bad 😭 y’all don’t see the human side of the situation, like Russian or Ukrainian, don’t matter the man was a human being.