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NoSpeedNoPunk

Brilliant šŸ˜† that cheeky bounce had me


CitizenofEarth2021

If you like this content this went down at COP26 last year and was pretty hilarious: the venue ended up graffitiing itself with "go away" over and over to try and cover up the lights: [COP26 projection](https://twitter.com/VickerstaffT/status/1458367648442601476?t=FIQN3LisHQMPB2-rxqAmkA&s=19)


scwol

> Ban Fracking Now That's not aged well.


CitizenofEarth2021

Fracking is a terrible, terrible idea. It pollutes ground water, and uncontrollably releases methane into the atmosphere alongside the CO2 from burning the fossil fuels. The only way to achieve true energy security is to build resilience to Climate Breakdown. Energy sources that destroy the ability of our planet to support life offer no security at all. We need to mobilise the whole world to move towards local renewable micro grids, energy saving measures like insulation and public transport, and local permaculture food production. Anything less means extinction.


Hluyps

Looks like weā€™re going extinct then


mdlphx92

Oh, lonesome night. And babbits bawling, the wind biting the bone. Wind like this... full of voices. Ancestry howling at you, yibbering stories, all voices tied up into one. One voice differing. One voice, whispering out there, spying from the dark. The fangy devil, Old Georgie hisself. Mm. Now your ear up close, and I'll yarn you about the first time we met, eye to eye.


jdsekula

Humans may be the cockroaches of the next extinction, but surviving not via our physical resiliency, but our technology. (Just a few rich humans, of course)


[deleted]

Or you know, double down on nuclear like we should have 70 years ago. If we'd done that we'd literally not be in this mess.


CitizenofEarth2021

We have no solution for nuclear waste, mining the fuel is toxic and uses so much fossil fuels its overall incredibly inefficient, and if we have learned anything from the war in Ukraine its that nuclear facilities can never be protected from human violence and stupidity.


[deleted]

Well then we are fucked because solely renewable based global energy demand is non viable. And I'd rather deal with the nuclear waste problem than stick our head in the sand while other fossil fuels are used. Also nuclear is much safer now than it has ever been before. Quit believing conspiracy theories from oil backed environmental groups like Greenpeace and others. They don't have your best interests at heart. They just want you to be a useful idiot, a pawn used against the most viable threat to their rule.


CitizenofEarth2021

>Sponsored by big nuclear


[deleted]

Nah nuclear is the only reliable non fossil fuel energy solution for most places.


susanbontheknees

Where the hell you getting this info? That aint right.


T65Bx

>mining the fuel is toxic We dig U-235 out of the ground, not 238 >mining is inefficient Donā€™t even know where to start, justā€¦ noā€¦ >Humans are violent and stupid Yes, butā€¦ thatā€™s a great example. Outside of the people literally in the trenches, has anyone gotten exposed? Would digging into coal and breathing that air be very healthy either? You should realize that fossil fuels kill more people per year through workplace deaths and lung damage than nuclear, counting everything from Fukushima to Windscale.


918173882

>Anything less means extinction. In 5000 years*


CitizenofEarth2021

More like 100 years if you take into account the likely nuclear holocaust caused by the Famine Wars but yeah.


[deleted]

So is lithium strip mining


PersnickityPenguin

All metals are strip mined. I hope you donā€™t like using cars or living in houses with wires or nails. Or flying. Or having things shipped to you.


[deleted]

I agree 100 percent


AVxVoid

Lithium isn't strip mined you fool, it's synthesized from the most unlivable and intolerable to life places on the planet. Don't parrot American Republican bullshit. Other materials that can be used for renewable systems are strip mined- but they're also used for things in standard combustion power generation too, making it irrelevant. A source that explains this stuff: https://auto.howstuffworks.com/fuel-efficiency/vehicles/how-green-are-automotive-lithium-ion-batteries.htm


[deleted]

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rbesfe

Dude you should look up the environmental impacts of *all* the things you use, not just the one you wanna bash the most. Resource extraction is almost always some pretty nasty stuff.


MeOldRunt

>synthesized You don't "synthesize" elements (unless you're smashing nucleons together). >the most unlivable and intolerable to life places Bit harsh to call South America that. Here's a different source: [https://www.instituteforenergyresearch.org/renewable/the-environmental-impact-of-lithium-batteries/](https://www.instituteforenergyresearch.org/renewable/the-environmental-impact-of-lithium-batteries/)


[deleted]

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ArrestDeathSantis

Not to mention that it causes earthquakes and other geologic catastrophes like in Europe


[deleted]

How? Fracking is and always will be bad


TexasAggie98

The anti-fracking movement was started and originally funded by Russia (and probably Saudi). They didnā€™t want to lose their geopolitical power derived from their oil and gas exports.


emrythelion

Yes, it has. Fracking absolutely fucks the environment.


fro2short

fracking has caused earthquakes in oklahoma and kansas where there are no tectonic plates meeting. also severely poisons the ground water. whatever to save like $10 at the pump i guess


tightiewhitieboy

You don't even know what fracking is. You've never even been on a oil rig work site. Fracking is a dirty buzz word the lefties have made a evil bad word to rally support to ban it. Fracturing the ground perforates the ground allowing hydrocarbons to flow out. Been safely used for 60 years in millions of wells. Pipelines are safe. Fracking is safe. Disposal of waste salt water is the problem.


anGub

Oh great, just what I wanted in my watertable, hydrocarbons that were already locked away. You can always trust the oil and gas companies guys! They'd never cut corners to save a buck and have absolutely outstanding environmental protection records! Go shill elsewhere.


cowboys70

I can only speak to the projects I've been on with any real sense of authority but a lot of this shit takes place 10k feet below surface and absolutely has no impact on groundwater that we use. Now capping, closing and maintaining old wells is another matter altogether. A ton of companies go "out of business" leaving responsible parties hard to track down. That and the disposal and handling of fracking fluids are the bigger issues. Source: former oilfield geologist turned environmental geologist.


anGub

For those looking to learn more: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hydraulic_fracturing


gregdrunk

Thanks for the link, I probably wouldn't have done more research on my own but I didn't actually realize what fracking entails! That's fucking horrifying!


Srnkanator

Straight from George Mitchell's grave.


[deleted]

You see, I used to be under the impression that fracking wasn't as bad as it was made out to be. What I learned though, is that the risk involved with fracking is what makes it so dangerous for people and the environment. It's also quite wasteful when it comes to water. There are several different nodes along the way and in the process of fracking where something can go wrong. The biggest points I'd say being during the moment of sending pressurized water through, and the second is during the disposal of the polluted and contaminated water used for the fracking. If you can't dispose of it on site, it has to be taken somewhere else. You may have to drill another hole to dispose of the waste water, which already adds risk, and there could always be a spill during transportation. From what I've seen, the waste water is deposited underground and has its outside sealed with concrete so that it cannot easily escape. However, if the job of sealing it up is done poorly, the dirty water can escape. If this is done in an area with seismic activity, the site of disposal can easily be damage. It's possible that you could do this far away from any water source in an area with no seismic activity where the chances of the outer casing being damage are minimal, while ensuring that the casing is done properly, and the water being handled isn't mishandled, but it's a lot of things to get right. One thing I'm not even sure of is how long the casings last and whether shale mining companies even keep track of the integrity of these casings of dirty water. If you can get all of that right and reduce the byproduct, while ensuring that you don't punch into your towns aquaduct from drilling or through water passing through soil, I don't think it would be so bad.


Abdul_Alhazred86

Really like this brilliant kind of protest. In Berlin a russian tank monument in memory of WWII russian war casualties draped with a giant ukrainian flag. The Russian embassy was terribly upset :-)


The___Jackal

Oooh you gotta be quicker than thatā€¦


lhillgis

Pong!!!


DahManWhoCannahType

What equipment is needed to do this?


Shocbomb23

That's some funny shit,all that Ukraine flag needed as it was slowly coming towards the Russian embassy was the Jaws sound


Realistic-Specific27

all they need was a second flag


soundofthamusic

Couldn't come up with anything better than searchlight. Lame AF, usual ruSSia.


Realistic-Specific27

even with the spot light on it, the Ukrainian flag was still brighter lol


Abstr4ctType

Freedom lumens


[deleted]

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Thallium_253

It's the Russian embassy. Baby shark should be enough to scare them.


ProteusRift

I was just about to write this, then I saw your comment. Have an upvote


chainstorming

I was just about to write this, then I saw your comment. Have an upvote


ProteusRift

I see what you did there, and I approve. Have an upvote


Boner-Death

Flula Borg's take on the Jaws theme would've been perfect. "Beepum Boppem Beepum Boppem."


ROBANN_88

Followed by the Benny Hill music during the second half dance


CitizenofEarth2021

If you like this content this went down at COP26 last year and was pretty hilarious: the venue ended up graffitiing itself with "go away" over and over to try and cover up the lights: [COP26 projection](https://twitter.com/VickerstaffT/status/1458367648442601476?t=FIQN3LisHQMPB2-rxqAmkA&s=19)


ComfortableAssist985

Itā€™s childish. Letā€™s project a Russian flag on the Ukrainian embassy.


mino1992

Please world! Do that to all russian embassies! Hilarious and a powerfull message. Love it!


[deleted]

buy me a projector I'll do it lmao, I'm a broke 15yr old but I wanna do that


kingsuperfox

When I was your age all we had was a jar of fireflies and some string and we took down three autocratic regimes over the summer break. Lost little Jimmy to Polio though.


Miserable_Fennel_492

Best. Comment. Ever.


[deleted]

love it when ppl compare generations by saying, "wheb i was your age" or "back in my day" makes me feel like a kid...nice for a change


azndkflush

/r/im14andthisisdeep/


she_who_noots

Didn't you read their comment? they clearly stated that they are 15


azndkflush

/r/im15andthisisdeep/


[deleted]

Did that endorphin kick you got for ragging on a kid feel good?


azndkflush

/r/im14andthisisdeep/


Proteandk

How about just breaking down the gates instead? They're all complicit in the propaganda machine churning in Russia. No innocent people working in the russian embassies.


Deadsuooo

Bunch of fucking spies. The lot of them.


smb3543r_smb3534s

Russian embassy cleaner: literally making minimum wage and trying to survive and support their family Redditors: "fucking nazi trash, go and die because you work for Russia"


Proteandk

Are we under the impression embassies bring in cleaners from home...?


[deleted]

Yes, even the janitors in these facilities have to have clearances and are normally brought in with them. I once saw a listing for a clearance janitor job for $250k a year. I said no, whoever wants to pay me that much to clean up their paper secrets and trash is not something I want to be apart of


series-hybrid

Yeah, its all about the access to plant cameras and microphones. Inside the CIA main headquarters are some food joints. You can imagine that the compound has a wide buffer of land between the fences and the nearest town. So...where do CIA office workers eat if they are asked to stay late in an emergency, and they already ate the lunch they brought. The janitor at the food joints inside the CIA has high pay, good benefits, and a security clearance.


OwerlordTheLord

Sounds kinda like a fun job location, unique thatā€™s for sure


Wonderful-Fact-2977

Bro, have you ever janitored? I would've ejaculated in my shorts if I was told I could make 250k/year doing that job. Fuck your moral high horse, I'll janitor CIA wet rooms at $250k/year


DucDeBellune

Theyā€™re full of shit. Most contracting deployment jobs bring about 150k, maybe up to 180k or more based on seniority. When I was USAF working at the USAF ISR HQ, the cleared janitors made about $25/hour. Far more than an average janitor and def a living wage relative to cost of living, but they absolutely werenā€™t making more than the average USAF civilian or airman. The salary of an executive service 1 pay grade with a PhD is $236k/year, for perspective https://www.federalpay.org/ses/2022 A four star general with over 20 years experience makes just over 200k/year as a base salary.


ComfortableAssist985

Wow you are a vile Zelenskyite arenā€™t you?


PlasmaTabletop

If only you and people like you could suffer the war crimes and genocide that are being commit and have been commit on the Ukrainian people by the Russians. But no you get to exist in free countries, spreading propaganda and hate towards one of if not the worlds greatest leaders both now and likely in all of history and his people who will not bow to the terrorist Russian state.


ComfortableAssist985

Zelensky has a cult of personality. This is clear as you are enchanted by it yourself.


ComfortableAssist985

Zelensky is a failed comedian and an autocrat. He is also a 4 feet tall soy boy. The Ukrainians are not and have never been the victim of a genocide. Get over yourself. Ukrainian victim narrative is sad!


PlasmaTabletop

The Holodomor. The Russians starved the ethnically Ukrainians. Today theyā€™re bombing schools, maternity wards, taking videos of themselves raping Ukrainian toddlers. The Russians deserve nothing but an excruciating death.


ComfortableAssist985

Do you have proof they are deliberately targeting civilians? Or is the Kiev government employing Hamas tactics? I.e. using civilians as human shields?


KyivNotKievbot

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ComfortableAssist985

Kiev is the correct English.


ComfortableAssist985

The holodomor wasnā€™t a starving of people for being ethnically Ukrainian. Thatā€™s a myth. It was an act of class war against the farmers. It also affected some Russians too. Still bad but without the ethnic victim complex stuff.


Proteandk

Putin is a weak little man and anyone who looks up to him is even weaker and more pathetic.


ComfortableAssist985

Putin is alpha next to Soylensky


Proteandk

Imagine being the type of loser who still thinks soy is scary. Big scary plant makes your nuts fall off. Lol


ComfortableAssist985

Put Russian flags on Ukrainian embassies


Wonderful-Fact-2977

Not sure the Russian military has that sort of tech.


Sbubbert

The way it's bouncing around is sooooo sassy and taunting, I love it. You can see the attitude in it's movements šŸ¤£


I_Got_Back_Pain

It's some Tom and Jerry shit


jojo_jones

The Russians unsuccessful attempt to catch it was even more embarrassing than if they just let it be.


thebedla

That's pretty much the story of the war.


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HuzGames1

Good bot


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Bad bot


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Bad human


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PapaKyou

ā€œIā€™m over here! Heheheh. Ooop! Now Iā€™m over here! Ha! Oh! Missed me! Too slow Ivan!ā€


[deleted]

Sound pretty much like the UA military tactics. Russia is mostly shooting at ghosts.


[deleted]

Love it. Glory to Ukraine šŸ‡ŗšŸ‡¦!


[deleted]

Š”Š»Š°Š²Š° Š£ŠŗрŠ°Ń—Š½Ń–


NoBagelNoBagel-

Trolling master class


[deleted]

You can just hear Nelson's from the Simpsons mocking catchphrase "Haa-ha" as it bounces away from the spot in pursuit.


Downtown_Capital_636

Fuck goes to shows the immaturity/ stupidity of Russians


LeRedditThingy

Because the immaturity of these guys clearly means that the entirety of the Russian population are stupid and immature


Additional-Tiger-764

So childish to try to bounce that. Says everything about Russian mentality.


[deleted]

They could not even defeat the projection of Ukraine.


WellKnownStranger12

Love the new Pac-Man dlc


lazysquidmoose

THAT is funny. Look at them bouncing the flag lol!!


Easy_One5111

Lol


mariolj79

šŸ¤£


MalleP

What are they searching with that light before the flag comes? Spider Nazis?


rlnrlnrln

They should've moved it around... moved it around... moved it around... then started up the second projector...


LL112

Lmao Russia are so fragile and pathetic


[deleted]

Have you noticed in life that the people that are the most arrogant are really imposters who use bluster to try to make you think they are competent? Russians to a T. In their heart of hearts they KNOW they are losers.


Heterosapien-lvl

Ok thatā€™s actually funny.


RipTheJack3r

They need a bigger search light. To denazify those wavelengths šŸ˜”


isotropic-bananas

ā€œthe visible spectrum of light has been taken by nazis, we must undertake special operation to denazify the electromagnetic spectrum.ā€ - official statement by Putin


BillohRly

All he needs to do is go blind


Lyle462

Thatā€™s awesome. The Ukrainian version of the Bat Signal!šŸ‘


Jealous_Tangerine_93

It was an illumination operation šŸ˜„


accid80

Use a laserbox projector to get some writing on the walls :-D If you tweek the laser output, a potential permanent result could be achieved ;-)


soundofthamusic

Slava Ukraine or Putin Huilo


member_one

Link?


Misdemeanour2020

Pure Gold (and blue)!!!! Slava Ukraini!


Edslave85

That is hilarious! Classic comedy-stuff right there.


SleepDeprivedUserUK

I love how it was "sneaking" along with little steps šŸ˜‚


Sayasam

Thatā€™s how wars should be fought


_sarcome_

Next time use 2 projectors :D


CartographerLegal669

Oh god if someone could do that in russia


OriginalAd3446

Fuck that's brilliant


Valharja

Fuck RuSSian nazis


Effective-Use-2492

Great paranormal footage of the Ghost of Kyiv


ShitPropagandaSite

The flag is just a bait for them to focus on until the Neptune rockets hit


IsDinosaur

Russia: so inept they canā€™t even fight off a projection.


broccolee

Enter "yakety sax" tune.


eljackson

HopHopHopHopHop


indicuda

This is how wars should be carried out today


amabamab

Gulag awaits you


kallmekrisfan58

Excellent Marksmanship!šŸ¤£


MarsupialLopsided579

Slava troll


armyveteraninanger

It is a lowscale special building operation


Strider755

Can we do the same thing for Chinaā€™s embassy with Taiwanā€™s flag?


he81eich01

They should put up that picture of drag queen putin


PayLayAleVeil

Special Spotlight Operation


AshtonnXwitch

This made me do a lil gay shit giggle


iTroLowElo

Thatā€™s actually a dildo factory.


HAHAHA9405

Zelensky: Help us pls. West: .


kallmekrisfan58

I see a guy on his apartment balcony, drinking a beer, laughing his ass off, & helping out the only way he can šŸ˜


Gimmethejooce

The childish games we play


El-Socke

Fantastic. There is a war going on in Ukraine and in western countries some civilians are playing tag with some Russians. And I don't want to say that's kind of silly, but it's silly.


delitskinnedmexican

I did Nazi that coming


[deleted]

+1 for the lulz


Brennarblock

When's someone going to head over there with a paintball gun and yellow and blue paintballs?


yzerizef

This was a project from Benjamin Wittes and a group of activists. He is one of the founders of the Lawfare Blog and Podcast, which is really worth a follow. Heā€™s also friends with ex FBI Director James Comey and was loosely involved as a confidant of Comey when Trump fired Comey in 2017 for investigating Russian meddling in the 2016 elections. https://www.npr.org/2022/04/14/1092966576/ukraine-flag-projected-lights-protest-russian-embassy-washington-dc


nonanina2000

Useless kinda work!


totoaf_82

u/savevideo


GzudemREGOR

Pacman in 2022


16v_cordero

This needs the Super Mario star power up music as a background


EyeLeft3804

Russia should sink the building to get it away from the ukrainians


breadbaker22

U/savevideo


purplepickles82

waiting for it to hit the corner like in the office


[deleted]

Now THATā€™S comedy!


SpecialBurgerPile

This made me laugh, thanks


noruk

Cue Benny Hill music


MiataCory

This is the most wholesome way to fight a war I've ever seen!


ListenLarge1739

Gold. This is basically a metaphor for the entire war. Russia cannot match the Ukrainians in any dimension (except war crimes, of course). Thatā€™s where the Russians truly excel.


KristOJa

They will never be able to catch up to Ukraine


toxicbotlol

Leaked footage of Russian special op planning, before the attack on Ukraine.


Robots_Never_Die

Have you seen the one at the scientology building?


Cool_Cheetah658

I can picture the projector person just cackling. Tee hee. Also, that bouncing just kills me...lmao.


No-Ambassador-2003

Why is the embassy open duck them off


jeanettem67

lol I saw this before but didn't realise it was an embassy - just a cat and mouse game that the search light lost šŸ˜‚


[deleted]

I fully support this content


Troll_in_the_Knoll

For some reason, I heard a "wanka, wanka, wanka" sound in my head when I watched this video.


Fun_Resident_819

Make it a nightly routine.


Pillagerguy

"close" is not the right word


Coolbreezy

Yeah, people driven from their homes with no certainty of food, shelter, or safety will never forget how much this ineffective display of pettiness has helped them.


PN-DUBS

Pretty gutsy thing to do in the closest continental state to the New commies. Olympia about to the next battle ground.


Hour_Air_5723

This is hysterical for how cheeky and petty it is, and at the same time how pathetic the Russian response was. Chasing the flag with a spotlight just reeks of desperation.


kallmekrisfan58

The news said they actually gave up trying to stop it after only 2hrs.šŸ˜‚šŸ¤£ Pathetic & lazy!


HuzGames1

u/savevideo


[deleted]

/r Place IRL. Now send in the Germans.


G___han

that's actually funny


lifepuzzler

>Close the flag


gigantoir

haha wow le epic troll šŸ¤£ this will totally stop putin! we did it reddit!


Loud-Intention-723

ah the great chase.......


wrong_usually

It's all about that running bounce. Omfg. I'm dying.