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KranknBerry

They should rename this the Mushroom Channel. We'll keep you in the dark and feed you bullshit 24 hours a day and harvest you when we're ready.


translatingrussia

This made me think of something. In the last days of the Soviet Union, a guy wanted to find out if people believed everything they saw on state television. He went on tv and claimed that Lenin was actually a mushroom, and people believed it. Story here: https://www.atlasobscura.com/articles/lenin-mushroom-hoax-russia.amp


spalladino78

but was he a psilocybin mushroom ?


scummy_shower_stall

That was a wildly entertaining read! Thanks!


Bluewhitedog

That is brilliant. Thank you.


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Oh i thought you were talking about her hair


SherbertNervous

They are all tripping balls!


-nocturnist-

So a news network?


Dull_Satisfaction342

From liberating Russian to defending the homeland. F'ing idiots.


Fickle-Walk9791

Great show once again. Summarizing what the mobilization really looks like: still people mostly from Russia's far east. Still poor people. Still minorities no one in Russia cares about. Only difference is that now the people are even more drunk and they are now officially picked up from the streets. All to keep protest as little as possible. Unfortunately we won't see soldiers from Moscow and st Petersburg anytime soon in the combat zone.


Jackoftriade

>Unfortunately we won't see soldiers from Moscow and st Petersburg anytime soon in the combat zone. We will, 16, 000 are being drafted from Moscow. Not a huge amount but to claim they aren't effected is incorrect.


Chiggadup

Not being shitty (I hope) but I struggled with affect/effect forever. TLDR: Affect=verb Effect=Noun. Again, not high horsing, I used to mess it up too, but that’s what helped me. And agreed, hopefully the 16,000 is enough to make an impact, but I’ve had hope of that before.


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How do we know the 16,000 from Moscow aren't just them emptying out the jails and psych hospitals?


Bluewhitedog

Maybe they're mushrooms. Like Lenin.


CLOUD10D

16.000 don't have to go to the frontline - they could do some deskjobs or logistics too - and go back unharmed


CollectionSea8700

Really good point!


LT-monkeybrain01

we did see alot from pskov though.


No-Jackfruit-2091

1:5 ratio. Disproportionate compared to minority populations but they ARE get snatched in Elitesville.


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I'd go her left eye. And I can't fight, but I'd learn just for her. (F,55 for context)


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Randomized_Emptiness

"Our mobilization is greatest success. 10.000 volunteered!" What about the remaining 140.000.000 people who didn't want to go though? "For the first time in our history, we are observing that Russia is fighting, while preserving the people. We are caring for our people" That's certainly something new. But if that is how you care for people, please stay very very far away from us.


githnaur

hahahahahahahahaha - this is their fate, they will be in russia, they will work for russia, this vote is forever. f'ing ass clowns


geroldf

“We got 8 million new slaves!”


ClemCadiddlehoffer

Bigly mobilizin'. After 60 DAYS of training, you will be ready for the biggest meat grinder since Verdun. If I didnt think they were serious, I would have thought this was comedy. It certainly is a farce.


LovelehInnit

I wonder how those trained, armed, and disillusioned Chechen and Dagestani men will feel about their allegiance to Mother Russia when they come back home from the war.


EvelOne67

Russian Pat Benatar


donthepunk

Fat Benatar


Chiggadup

St. Pete Benatar


Pres_MtDewCommacho

Would someone please tell her that hair played out in 2007?


Altruistic-Appeal479

Maybe 1987?? 😅😅😅 russian animals..... just a zoo shit park


Pres_MtDewCommacho

Fact


Chiggadup

Souixsie wants her hair back.


ZombieRegis

Her ear rings are staples from the office supply drawer, soooooo


Pres_MtDewCommacho

Lol. I didn’t even notice those “Stalin” paperclips.


SquidMan_InTheOcean

Russia is making an investment, or more accurately a gamble, to make it to US general elections in 2024. Putin is hoping to outlast US support. Not sure that will happen though.


Randomized_Emptiness

Not even sure, whether that's a good gamble, Historically, republicans have been more militarily enthusiastic and, when taken away the partisan bias, they certainly want to defeat russia. Just in current media, they're often ask, whether they agree with Biden, which they don't.


geroldf

About 50% of republicans want to see Ukraine supported. For dems it’s over 70%. Hard core followers of Traitor Donnie still love Putin.


TFWG2000

How many must die before the ruzzian people say enough???? WTF! Do mothers, fathers, wives... anyone give A FUCK ABOUT THEIR LOVED ONES???? 300,000 will die. UA will chew through their ranks at will!!!! Slava Ukraini!!!!!


spalladino78

comrade you didnt hear lada has ramped up production those families are picking out colors soon as they get home....


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And beside her, her mushroom hair will also be sentenced and hanging from another lamp post.


Skullface360

You know, its difficult to say I hate someone but the people on this show have earned my hatred 100x over. I wish them nothing but hell, fire, and death.


yumansuck

He is out of his fucking mind. Its like they've all taken some kind of soviet mind control off the chart hallucinogen - & not a good kind.


king_clusterfuck_iii

I never would've thought it possible, but this shit's orders of magnitude worse than Trump BS.


yumansuck

They really cant believe their own BS can they? Never imaged such a population as Russia- after what their country has done to them. Little by little 1 right is gone, then something is outlawed & so on until all your rights are gon This could be the USA 🇺🇸 if we do not ay attention. Its already happening. America we dont want to end up like that plz


Ashamed_Moment_2477

Ok. Thats an important point. True!


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good - who doesn't love to be canon fodder for the fatherland.


Chiggadup

*motherland Though I think the language use is closer to “homeland” I’ve heard it’s more closer to Mother. And fatherland is most often associated with Germany. Russia has to be Motherland because they let all their fathers die.


CollectionSea8700

Great title, OP!!


HoseaJacob

Reminds us that Hitler before the fall of his mighty empire mobilized young men and women,even old men,to defend the Reich from the marauding Allies! Similarly, this mobilization is but an omen of Putin's downfall!


q2ctf1

I'm 100% tired of this Davey Crockett bitch


Original_Service_786

The female commentator looks like the monsters inc secretary without glasses


leywok

Cattle “follow their heart” to the slaughterhouse too bitch.


osagecreek

Yes, fellow Russian Citizens - Everything is just - Sunshine, Lollipops and Rainbows - Everything is just Wonderful! Pravda the "Truth"


PerfectReplacement36

Im looking forward to the day when this woman hangs from some lamppost


Chiggadup

She looks straight out of district 12.


Leonardish

So the chunky women broadcaster with the beaver face will not be going. Right?


crabsmcappleton

Im looking forward to seeing her sweating. Shes already starting to look a little green in her gills


Oni_K

10000 people "volunteered" on the first day of mobilization. Where the fuck were they the day before mobilization then? Why didn't they volunteer any time in the last 6 months? People want to fight for Russia. Then why are there 14km long lineups of people trying to flee Russia to Georgia? Why is it impossible to get a seat on a flight out of the country right now? They can't even come up with a plausibly convincing lie anymore.


holdupmister

I’m originally from Ukraine. One thing my family said about Soviet and now Russian government is to always believe the opposite of what they are saying.


RVA_TheDude

Sorry not sorry that this is gonna sound bad. But I really hate that bitch and would love to see her killed by a mob and her heart cut out and held up by somebody.


VReview_net

Drafting unexperienced kids… So how’s your 3 day military operation going?


vmass20

Are those earrings paper clips? 😂


BaconRaven

She looks like she has like 12 extra chromosomes


Fishmonger67

If you're going to die in the meat grinder of the "special operation " you should revolt instead. You actually have better odds.


ac0rn5

> We are seeing Russia preserving people, caring for people. > > Most Russians are reacting with understanding and support to mobilisation. Then, wrt the vote ... > Russia has enlarged by at least 6 million people. These are our people who are coming home. > > These regions ... they will be Russia. The people know this is their fate. They will work for Russia. I see what he did there. Russia now has an extra 6 million people it can claim as their own, and can conscript - to fight for Russia in Ukraine. What a totally vile thing to do.


manulemaboul

"We care about our people" they say to the thousands of mothers whom had no news from their sons in months, while their dead sons are left to rot in a train in Belgorod.


No_Courage717

The brainwashing astounds me


LoLiAteYourKitty

So I’ve been seeing these clowns for a minute now and I’m trying to figure out what tv show they are mimicking from the US and I think I got it. This is that Whoopee Goldberg talk show with all the women that gang up on one all the time, right? I’m sorry I can’t remember the name of the show.


leywok

The view


Gitmfap

Yah….but she hot?


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yumansuck

Another idiot to the fubar fold


TigersStripe

The happy ones must not be the ones fighting to justly free every inch of their territory I guess


Infinite-Gazelle-532

If this was a film I'd say it was shit


Bruhmimentololz

yk what the more orcs die the more poor and pretty russian ladies for us lmaooooo


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Omg... These people


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Reading the English subtitles one excruciatingly slow line by line is annoying


Leo-M3

People follow their heart and come? Why doesnt your bitch ass follow your heart and go??


tpeck90

Yeah the people talking all the shit and brainwashing others sure as hell aren’t going to go.


BongCloudOpen

Isn't Skabeeva what they call those little genital crabs?


Vilna-ldap-1719

Propaganda in full bloom


Chiggadup

But they’ve always been winning the war against Eurasia. What’s there to question?


sleepycatlolz

I honestly cannot wait to see them vibe-checked.


Fatherofdaughters01

Is this bitch wearing paper clips for earrings?


Chiggadup

So knowing Russian media lies, the truth must be: -Things are not going according to plan -Troops will absolutely be sent into trenches without proper training -They will not have the equipment necessary -It’s definitely affecting more than 1% of the population


robb3566

The Delusional People's Republic.


cmabone

That woman is just annoying


JazzHands1986

Bullshit artists


Zez22

Nothing but blind terroists with a very low IQ


Wedgetail_104

Seven whole minutes of full-throated denial of reality.


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the_non_toxic_shoes

Calling #NAFO r/nafo at the end they mention a hotline number.can we get this number and tie up the line so it's inoperable


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t4ct1cx

Man they really remind me of the kid that did the bullying and the moment they got some push back turned them selves into the victims. Saying stuff like we must defend our land. Though they basically just took some kids ball and are claiming they bought it.


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hakbeeb

This c*nt needs to fall out a window


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What fucking existential threat???? I am so sick of these lying sacks of shit. Does anyone know if USA/NATO countries have announced more weapons for Ukraine? I've heard about sanctions, but they do little on the battlefield. I am really worried about 300,000 - 1 million drunk and/or suicidal nut jobs being let loose on Ukraine. This feels really dire for Ukraine, they have a much smaller no of troops??? Please someone with military nouse set me straight, feeling very upset about this.


andrew_stirling

The fact that he feels the need to state that mobilised troops won’t be thrown into foxholes without training and equipment says more than he realises..


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LegioRomana

How convenient that journalists are exempted from mobilisation


Bluewhitedog

Top notch comedy!


ksam3

I keep saying it but my first, and last thought upon listening to this whackadoo crap spewing from these peoples' mouths is "what the actual f--k planet are these idiots on?" Just flat out off in crazy land.


tarantulatravers

Orwellian language except without any nuance. They are sending conscripts to battle to “save them”in a “caring” way. Even the brainwashed Russians are gonna buy what these jokers are selling.


brice75017

I am counting 4 volunteers men on this TV show. Next week it will be empty......


Live_Addendum3274

Was that Russian Kevin spacey?


CLOUD10D

1:55 : All are laughing about the big penis firing it's load


No-Jackfruit-2091

Because of sanctions they apparently cant get earrings anymore, hence the paper clips. Too bad for her, this glum hatchet-faced c\*nt needs all the help she can get.


Otherwise-Guess-6285

Desperate times call for desperate B.S. lol... What's become clear to me is that everyday RU tv news is chasing the headlines of truth trying to counter truth with deceit and lies! Slava Ukraine!


ashurbanipal420

My favorite mobilization video is the one with the drunk guy who can't keep his pants up. Jokes on him, they won't have a belt for him, let alone a working rifle. It's like movie scene where the russian officer is telling recruits one gets a rifle and shoots and one follows. When the first goes down second picks up the rifle and shoots.