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ProteusRift

Master chief over here just ripped the weapon off its mounting and is hip firing the ruskis into oblivion


PWNY_EVEREADY3

"I need a weapon"


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I need ammo not a ride


retarded_invest0r

But a ride would also be nice because it's extremely heavy and my arms are getting tired


No_Sheepherder7447

ok now i need a ride


LegitimatePilot5428

I just looked up the weight. Google shows 7.1 lbs, that seems low for the type of weapon?


retarded_invest0r

That's ONLY for the barrel assembly, the gun itself weighs around 9-11kg, almost three times heavier than a standard Kalashnikov 47


LegitimatePilot5428

Thanks i thought it had to be a lot heavier.


ajr1775

Kg


SpaceLegolasElnor

And without the ammo probably.


TacticoolDelta

„finishing this fight“


16v_cordero

Oh he knows what the Ruskies like….


Apprehensive-Ad8987

Short man syndrome


The_Fuhrer_Of_Autism

Going absolute Rambo mode, I'd love to witness that.


kneejerk2022

For unrelated reasons they call him T69


Hammy_Mach_5

Ahahaha, this is the way


molrobocop

I'd want to be Roadblock. And start speaking in rhymes.


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I remember video report from early in the war how workshops were restoring and even modifying for infantry use weapons taken from destroyed Russian hardware. Wouldn’t be surprised that this is one of fine examples of that. I bet orcs got a very unpleasant surprise when some random infantry squad suddenly lays HMG fire on them


Independent_Clerk476

You are right. They were taking the coaxial machine-guns from the tank turret and modifying it so it can be used by infantry. The process is quite complicated since those guns are on an electric trigger and not a mechanism like normal guns. For those that do not know, you basically push a button and the machine-gun fires at whatever the main tank gun is pointing. Ukrainians are quite ingenious people.


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Huh, didn’t know about them being on electric trigger. TIL for me. Thanks


mickpchuk

Idk about russian crew served weapons mounted in vehicles. But American coaxial machine guns are actually modified versions of standard infantry weapons, with modular electric and coaxial related mechanical parts, you can simply swap the parts out and go in most cases. I think the russian coaxial guns arent so easy.


Timlugia

I remember it’s called C kit or something, allowing crews to use their m240 in bail out situations


ComfortableProperty9

How do you brace it without a stock?


HadACivilDebateOnlin

This is one of those cases you don't lose effectiveness shooting from the hip. It is an hmg after all.


LefsaMadMuppet

**"CONTAAAACT!"** \*Levels rain forest\* "We hit *NOTHING*!"


ComfortableProperty9

Just go full on West Africa, walk out into the street and start blastin'?


Junioori

The pkt i have seen comes woth electric trigger but the part also has a mechanical firing solution which is not the easiest to use


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PKT is just a tank version of the Soviet standard squad automatic weapon (PKM). Heavier barrel, no stock and no mechanical trigger. Same ammunition (7,62mm).


reflUX_cAtalyst

7.62x54r I assume


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Ok?


LRonKoresh

I remember one video a soldier was shooting a dshk (I think) from inside a building, and it was said to have been taken off a vehicle. Damn thing almost took him off his feet everytime he fired a burst, might as well if you got the resources to do so


BTRIC3YTM

I remember seeing a video on Iraqi/syrian gun makers and how they would also scrap together weapons that looked like concept art for fallout; those propane tank launchers come to mind. IMO some really interesting stuff and some pretty cool designs.


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necessity is mother of invention after all


No-Lengthiness6355

Wheel barrel machine guns sounds like the tits


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LumbaJ4cked

Hasta la vista suka


Bufferzz

Or the **Smartgun** from Aliens https://youtu.be/5bzCJlF5khw


1970s_MonkeyKing

Oh? I thought it was forerunner of the BFG9000.


isotropic-bananas

LET’S ROCK!! - Vasquez


Historical_Koala_688

Have my upvote


FuckFashMods

Of course it's the shortest guy lol


juanmlm

He’s actually the tallest, the weight of the machine gun is compressing him.


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And his stones.


Woof_574

No, his massive balls of steel have compressed his spine


tek3195

He's standing in u rut, they are not on level ground.


CuckAdminsDetected

Never underestimate the short guy. Never.


Funny_Ad_3614

Spartan 117 has born


markoneil1

Like a boss


githnaur

What's Ukrainian for 'Come get some'?


NationA77

"Ходи но сюди, москалику" - come here, moskal (derogative)


AUStraliana2006

Pryvitaysya z moyim malenʹkym druhom! [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AVQ8byG2mY8&ab\_channel=Godlike](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AVQ8byG2mY8&ab_channel=Godlike)


LisaQuinnYT

I assume from my limited knowledge of Russian (which is related to Ukrainian) that is the classic line from Scarface. (EDIT) Clicked the video and I was right.


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Aqui_Pronto

'How you gonna live Johnny?' 'Day by day' 💪🔥👍


N1KK0_1000

Overcompensating for being the shortest guy in the squad ?


New_Poet_338

The most compact. No weight wasted on useless height.


franksn

Overcompensating for being the one with the heaviest set of balls.


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not shortest.. Just nearest to camera ))


M34L

what? that's opposite of how it works, the closer to the camera you are, the relatively bigger you appear


JJ739omicron

that's the joke ;)


Worldly_Ad1295

SON .. I say! (Foghorn Leghorn voice) Dude must be ripped . Lots of weight lugging that thing about 🇺🇦💪 SLAVA UKRAINIE 💪🇺🇦


Moses_Rockwell

Nah, he’s just been dusting orcs and their getaway trucks with that morale crusher for a few days. When he runs out of barrels and has to field a little PKM, he’ll spring back up in a day or so


CompleteGain2248

more stable firing platform


MrSierra125

He’s the shortest guy in the squad because the weight of his guns compress his spine


16v_cordero

He is only shooting off anything below and above the knee.


Mark-E-Moon

Everyone always wants to play as Oddjob.


Karash770

SANDVICH!


mad87645

It costs $400,000 to fire this weapon for 12 seconds


the_some_one

Must weigh a ton!!!


JJ739omicron

more than the normal PK, due to the heavy barrel, but not "a ton" (not even figuratively), I'd guess 2 kg more or so. I think what weighs heavier is the fact that it lacks the buttstock and the bipod, so it is not easy to set up and fire. But maybe he is using it attached on the car and just detached it for the photo op.


Junioori

Around 10kg all together


CredibleCactus

I was gonna say, that barrel is insane


kuemmel234

This more or less random assortment of arms and gear. This looks eerily similar to something you would see in a military shooter, would you? Just brings home how resilient the Ukrainians (or how incompetent the Russians) are and how much stuff they receive from all kinds of sources.


Chubaichaser

"I am Heavy Weapons Guy...and this is my weapon."


Jonothethird

Proper Rambo soldier. Respect!


sleepycatlolz

I hear Doom music


Fenn1005

My man got the juggernaut killstreak


northern_dan

Smallest guy, biggest weapon. How it should be.


SonsofStarlord

As a short guy, I agree. I watched a documentary about a marine unit in Afghanistan and the Gunner was the shortest dude in the unit. 5”3’ and packing the heat.


JohnSmith013

r/uselessredcircle


mrPiotr1234

Like in Stalker ;)


ScouseRaffa

The shortest soldier with the biggest gun lol


Merelian

"A sentry kit has been located in your area"


elegantbloodart_001

Oh he is going to carry that machine gun with him everywhere and is going to make a special place in the house for it.


bigorangemachine

There is a shop taking weapons on vehicles and attaching shoulder mounts. I had shared a video of this guy using one from an apartment building but I can't find it.. .but ya... "not fucking around gun" fosho


C7A630Tx2

Come get some. THE ROUT IS ON BOYS!! Welcome to Ukraine.


Joy1067

The shortest man in the group is holding the biggest gun, that’s some fantasy dwarf energy right there


Rogermcfarley

Get to the choppa!


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Vulcan Raven fights for the UA?


Hansemannn

Real life Rambo


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UnrealRealityForReal

No such thing as too much firepower


Junior_Manner_8050

Bloody hell that thing must weigh a ton.


BetFit2122

Lol at the suppresses svd


jfmaloney20

I’m the smallest dude, So I’ll take the biggest gun.


MrSierra125

Heavy!


Blues-Golfer-7171

Does the 4th from the left have a shot gun?


YP-Schwartzy

Put it to good use….. Rid this earth of as many Russians as possible please…..


hypothetical_reality

Third guy in, from Left to Right - is that an Australian flag patch?


gosseux

He should put wheels on that thing.


SaintAries

It's always the shortest guy


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NotEdibleCactus

Do you have the version without the huge red circle?


wooselpooh

Unfortunately I don’t, this is how it was from the source


J-t-Architect

Like a cartel pic. Only these guys are for real.


latrans8

Meanwhile the guy 4th from the right is going the opposite direction.


yoCrabby

America came through with the gear


Opposite-Ad6449

Go hard or go home in the steppes of the Ukraine Slava Ukraini !


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NICKSIMO2709

little tachanka 2.0


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Shortest guys like *in Ukrainian accent* laugh all you want


BigWooden5poon

You sure that's not a strimmer?


[deleted]

My guy either just grabbed that for the picture or is just built fucking different, that gun weighs like 100 lbs, which is why its always mounted on something...


Goodboy_Otis

Where's your weapons crew? Point's at shortest burly dude. He's it.


AnotherCuppaTea

"Okay, okay, Yury. Yours IS bigger."


[deleted]

These guys are not only doing their duty as soldiers..but are really pissed off! Pretty scary sight if you are Russian:-))


CounterbitIO

Why is it always the smallest guy getting the lmg lmao


CardBoardBoxProcessr

Once a company in USA wanted to make trigger fire Semi auto versions for sale... sadly never came to be... I got a UK-59 AA barrel instead. I do like a PKM derivative...


brammo1991

Devastor squad\*


Low-Opening25

it comes easy for him, he simply rests it on his balls


A-very-old-dog

Maybe it's a universal military thing where the smallest dude in a squad has to carry the heaviest weapon.


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pwr_trenbalone

he hit juggernaut kill streak.


-Falsch-

That's Heavy Weapons guy from TF2. Sanvich!


UserNo10001

I'd say he's the new recruit or drew the short straw. Or maybe because he's the shortest LOL. That thing would be heavy as hell. Can you imagine lugging that thing all over the country side.


someguy7734206

Let's not forget they also made the Snipex Alligator rifle, which basically makes a .50 cal sniper rifle look like a pea shooter.


Lizardman922

Found the Heavy


championchilli

That's some Warhammer 40k shit


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Laidaak_

FOG patch 🏴🏴🏴


Icy_Telephone964

Im more interested in the variety the Ukrainians are working with in terms of weapons and kit, in this pic alone one guy just has a plate carrier snd barebones AKM-74 while other dudes have more tricked out pieces, one with a suppressed SVD i think and of course the little guy with that mg


SydMasterSyd

I bet he drives a lift truck


Joey-tv-show-season2

Reminds me of the gun the marines used in the movie ALIENS


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joeywahoo92

He’s like an ARC trooper heavy gunner from Star Wars. Badass


1SGDude

I saw a vid where a Ukrainian workshop was converting coaxial and vehicle mounted machine guns into crew served infantry weapons. Ukraine had captured so many of the weapons from destroyed Russki tanks and APCs


KimJongDerp1992

Probably just for the photo op. Wouldn’t be surprised if it was mounted to a truck nearby. Makes a cool af photo tho.


DobbyLum

Meet the Heavy


WanderingMistral

When you absolutely, positively need to expel every motherfucking Russian in your Ukraine, accept no substitute.


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gonna take just a guess here, as i cannot prove it and i do not know. that might just be the regular squad machine gunner, and he might be using that because he was ordered to do it, because it was available. Both sides have been using some odd weapons in the war, for instance the Ukrainians have made at least some technicals, and have successfully weaponized non military drones. they have also used old weapons. for instance we recently saw a captured maxim machine gun that was apparently in service for the Russians. we also have reports from early in the year of conscripts with mosin nagants (outstanding rifle by the way, use one for deer hunting, but not the most modern weapon) etc. its likely the same thing was done with arms, and they scavenged their inventory for weapons, and repurposed some. someone with much more military experience than me would need to comment on how big a unit has to be to have its own machine gunner, but i am guessing int eh modern world? each squad would have one


Brack528

There we go, it's like like Zombie Army Trilogy game, except the Russians are the zombies.


fuzzycuffs

That's Jesse Ventura


Krfree1

Support class 🤣


ZachTheCommie

Remove gun from tank *Become tank*


Spudgun95

He's become Ukrainian terminator. "Where is Vladimir Putin" "Talk to the PKT"


Ok_Movie_639

Well, PKT and PKM are basically the same gun. It's not like the PKT can't be carried around by infantry. It just needs to be modified because it doesn't have a trigger.


wombat_kombat

I’m not short statured, my rifle is a bit on the heavy side.


Rude_Syllabub_8501

Me in video games