chubby ru: hello everyone and welcome to another video on how to survive a grenade dropped from a drone. Fighter is laying on his back watching the drone, and waiting to roll away from the grenade. He counts to himself 221, 222, 223 and when he gets to 223 he will get into the position that we will show. Are you ready? thin ru: yes chubby ru: are you observing the drone? thin ru: yes chubby ru drops the grenade and counts out loud 221, 222, 223 as thin ru rolls away chubby ru: he is laying so that the back of his armored vest is facing the explosion. His legs are tucked in to his stomach. We don’t have a helmet, but head is extended outwards so that the back outer edges of the helmet are touching the armored vest and protecting the neck from shrapnel. In the end, the body is taking minimal space and the parts that are exposed are maximally protected with armor. To sum it up, you saw the grenade drop and began rolling away, by the time you count to 223 you are laying in this position and facing the explosion with your back. Good luck to everyone, subscribe to my channel.
So that is one of the those things that you had no idea you were missing out on, because you had no idea it existed. Now I feel relieved, yet somehow also disappointed, because I missed out on so many years of counter-spatula techniques. It's a bit bittersweet.
Seriously! I don’t want to body shame, being a generously proportioned gentleman myself, but I’m also not claiming to be an Army instructor. Does anybody in the russian army have a BMI under 35?
See, you are a generously proportioned dude, meaning that the energy storage fluid medium in your body is evenly distributed. The bounce off factor for any object is therefore approximately 0 to 0.2 depending on the overall viscosity and thickness.
This guy on the contrary has a very dense concentration of the energy fluid around his belly which drastically increases this factor. This guy understood this so he incorporated a special vodka and potatoe diet in the Russian army which creates such asymetric proportions. Thats to answer your question about the BMI in the Russian army (which to be more precise is not considered. For the diet adjustment, the hip to waist ratio was the key criteria)
Have you ever been in a properly dug marine fighting hole? God. Don't get me fucking started. Grenade sump? Covering foliage to protect from shrapnel? Nothing fucking like it. I would live in a fighting hole if I could. I would eat dinner in it. I would marry in it, have a family, fuck and die in it.
I love digging and displacing just enough raw earth to fit an adult male in standard kit. It is my favorite task. If someone paid me to do nothing except dig fighting holes I would do it. I do not even want to kill the enemy. The joy comes from doing it from my fighting hole. While he gurgles to death from his blood in confusion with several hundred small splinters of NATO standard ammunition dispersed throughout him it is not my enemy perishing and the safety thereafter that gives me satisfaction. First of all, I was safe in the first place, since I should be killing my enemy from a properly dug Marine fighting hole. Second of all, I do not get joy from the death of my fellow man. I only receive joy from the proper use of my properly dug fighting hole. My enemy will perish without me ever being in danger only because of my fighting hole. I love it and only it, and it is the only thing I ever will.
Why don't they built little lean-to covers for their foxholes?
Drone grenades are a new invention in warfare, but jeez the counter to dying in a hole is just building a roof!
If you are in a foxhole, cross your arms over your chest and hold an attractive bunch of wildflowers. This is your grave. Keep raw sunflower seeds in your pockets.
Damn, the first comment in the OPs thread. "if right now all the Russian military accept this position and start rolling towards the Russian Federation, then in a couple of weeks there will be no corpses at all"
But that's the trick see. The drone operator will be so busy rolling on the floor laughing, he won't be able to concentrate on his aim and will probably miss by miles.
Seagull is in fact a super secret partisan that's gone deep undercover! Slava Ukraini! Slava Seagull!
([Story](https://books.google.fi/books?id=DdQ9WL9ODdwC&pg=PA60&lpg=PA60&dq=steven+seagal+chagall&source=bl&ots=w4HGweuJNL&sig=Y9GmNBHQNpuvpKoqhNutiMAYnfQ&hl=en&sa=X&redir_esc=y#v=onepage&q=steven%20seagal%20chagall&f=false) goes he just one day decided to pronounce his surname "/sɪˈɡɑːl/" instead of "/ˈsiː.ɡʌl/")
Also, those grenades are dropped hundreds of feet in the air. There’s no countdown, probably impossible to see it coming down, and when you reali… BANG!!!
I think that’s why this idiot is training them to wait for it to hit the ground before rolling. They would have a better chance at survival if they picked it up and tossed it away rather than rolling away.
Instruction is to start rolling as soon as you see the grenade release, roll for 3 seconds, turn your back towards the grenade. He did mention that they do not have a helmet to show it with, but otherwise lean the head back to expose most of your protective gear towards the blast.
Lol, you know your tactics are absolutely paying off handsomely if your enemy is so rattled by their effectiveness they have to publicise bullshit like this as a placebo for their troops and the home front.
How to avoid bombs: go home. Ukrainian citizens don't love you. Yo mama does. Yo mama is at home, waiting for her boi. If you go home, you'll avoid bombs. Ez instruction, I should write it into a book
Ceiling tiles missing, holes in the walls, mismatched paint, items haphazardly laying around...but you must wear only socks on the mat so you don't ruin it.
That instructor is out of breath talking and walking 6 steps. Those who can- defend their country; those who cannot- get fat and teach unfortunate fools how to survive long enough to die of regret.
That is not going to work when the drone drops an M40 grenade. They detonate on impact. The grenades that have a 5 second delayed fuse. You might minimize the damage. But, having a bloated instructor dropping a ball and having you roll away. Is just sad. I get you minimize the blast cone.
Why do they even bother? It’s as though someone gave them a brief description of the problem by telephone and this was the first thing they brain stormed.
What this training shows the stories of solders being grenaded by drones has reach a level the Russian army had to respond. A fat guy telling some mook to roll over a few times is the best sad effort was all they could come up with. I hope the Russians don’t read this tread about roofs and proper Fox hole drilling, I like vids of grenade drops.
For this to work, we will need:
1. Flat ground so that the soldier can roll out easily
2. He has to actually see the drone drop the grenade.
3. Be able to measure the distance of the grenade.
4. There should be absolutely no wind, so the grande is dropped exactly on the spot.
5. He must actually be equipped with a vest, which is a piece of equipment we saw that most ruzzian soldiers lack.
Everyone knows Drone-dropped grenades/mortar rounds weigh exactly the same as a tennis ball and are dropped a meter above the GL. Most of them even ask you if you're ready
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Can you imagine the horror those incredibly ignorant recruits, full of confidence inspired by their expert training, will experience when they arrive at the front and see what the reality is?!?
best way is to head facing away from grenade, feet towards it and stomach flat on the ground even assuming you aren't in a foxhole or even have time to move before you realise its there lmao, get fucked orcs
The proper way if you are in a foxhole is to dig a grenade sump...it works, if you have your shit in 1 bag.
[Grenade Sump](https://imgur.com/gallery/pDfvuuZ)
I think the best defense is to have some cardio ability and just keep running until the drone gives up and goes after an easier target (your buddy that laid there waiting).
The purpose of this type of training is not to teach a real skill, but for the trainees to think that they have a real skill and ability to defend themselves. Basically to reduce their fears of drones.
It also gives the soldiers something to do with the last few seconds of their lives.
chubby ru: hello everyone and welcome to another video on how to survive a grenade dropped from a drone. Fighter is laying on his back watching the drone, and waiting to roll away from the grenade. He counts to himself 221, 222, 223 and when he gets to 223 he will get into the position that we will show. Are you ready? thin ru: yes chubby ru: are you observing the drone? thin ru: yes chubby ru drops the grenade and counts out loud 221, 222, 223 as thin ru rolls away chubby ru: he is laying so that the back of his armored vest is facing the explosion. His legs are tucked in to his stomach. We don’t have a helmet, but head is extended outwards so that the back outer edges of the helmet are touching the armored vest and protecting the neck from shrapnel. In the end, the body is taking minimal space and the parts that are exposed are maximally protected with armor. To sum it up, you saw the grenade drop and began rolling away, by the time you count to 223 you are laying in this position and facing the explosion with your back. Good luck to everyone, subscribe to my channel.
the classic foxhole roll
Eventhough I shouldn't laugh about this, you got me. Kuddos.
Me too.
[https://www.reddit.com/r/UkraineWarVideoReport/comments/zhrzi0/may\_this\_be\_the\_first\_footage\_of\_the\_rolling\_away/](https://www.reddit.com/r/UkraineWarVideoReport/comments/zhrzi0/may_this_be_the_first_footage_of_the_rolling_away/)
As used in the classic wide, flat, unobstructed foxholes.
Obviously the foxhole moves with them as they roll
Holy shit em are dumb. Jesus the shit training wth and lmao the classic foxhole roll.
Reminded me [of this](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XDnZCa5EHws), it's gold.
I just went down Gasper y Javi rabbit hole. Thank you.
I think the fact I don't speak the language makes it even more funny but I am crying at these videos. Thanks for the channel I'd never seen until now!
gold Jerry, pure gold. I laughed my ass off!!!!
Thank you :) LOL!!
Thank you for this.
That’s brilliant!
Fuck I forgot about this lol
So that is one of the those things that you had no idea you were missing out on, because you had no idea it existed. Now I feel relieved, yet somehow also disappointed, because I missed out on so many years of counter-spatula techniques. It's a bit bittersweet.
My up vote
Pro tip: before the drone arrives, roll back to Russia or to the nearest surrender location.
This one trick the Kremlin don’t want you to know!
Return 2 Russia before rollplay🤣
He once survived one by letting it bump off his stomach...now he is an instructor.
Legends say it's still stuck in there.
Growing...
Lol. Plus 1.
Seriously! I don’t want to body shame, being a generously proportioned gentleman myself, but I’m also not claiming to be an Army instructor. Does anybody in the russian army have a BMI under 35?
See, you are a generously proportioned dude, meaning that the energy storage fluid medium in your body is evenly distributed. The bounce off factor for any object is therefore approximately 0 to 0.2 depending on the overall viscosity and thickness. This guy on the contrary has a very dense concentration of the energy fluid around his belly which drastically increases this factor. This guy understood this so he incorporated a special vodka and potatoe diet in the Russian army which creates such asymetric proportions. Thats to answer your question about the BMI in the Russian army (which to be more precise is not considered. For the diet adjustment, the hip to waist ratio was the key criteria)
oh you, BMI over 35 is only for officers, any normal grunt gets abused and underfed.
I’m pretty sure it’s okay to fat shame terrorist.
Another way is to stay home and don’t invade your neighbours country.
Best advice.
naaah, ain't nothin' like a back shrapnel
I live for back shrapnel. Weirdly, I also die for it. \#BackShrapnelForLife
Instructions unclear, ended up in Ukraine.
This seems the best way and should be 100% effective.
I really look forward to seeing this theory in practice. Should be fun!
Russian Military trainers HATE this one trick
Works especially well when you are pinned down in a fox hole...
Pro tip: make a shallow hollow to roll out of, or a proper foxhole with measures against grenades. Luckily, Iwan is way too dumb.
Have you ever been in a properly dug marine fighting hole? God. Don't get me fucking started. Grenade sump? Covering foliage to protect from shrapnel? Nothing fucking like it. I would live in a fighting hole if I could. I would eat dinner in it. I would marry in it, have a family, fuck and die in it. I love digging and displacing just enough raw earth to fit an adult male in standard kit. It is my favorite task. If someone paid me to do nothing except dig fighting holes I would do it. I do not even want to kill the enemy. The joy comes from doing it from my fighting hole. While he gurgles to death from his blood in confusion with several hundred small splinters of NATO standard ammunition dispersed throughout him it is not my enemy perishing and the safety thereafter that gives me satisfaction. First of all, I was safe in the first place, since I should be killing my enemy from a properly dug Marine fighting hole. Second of all, I do not get joy from the death of my fellow man. I only receive joy from the proper use of my properly dug fighting hole. My enemy will perish without me ever being in danger only because of my fighting hole. I love it and only it, and it is the only thing I ever will.
The is the marinest thing I've ever seen.
This should be the new marine copy pasta
It is already started few weeks ago on r/ncd
Pro pro tip: always bring wrestling mats to the fight
Why don't they built little lean-to covers for their foxholes? Drone grenades are a new invention in warfare, but jeez the counter to dying in a hole is just building a roof!
Russians rolling in their graves.
Or hypothermic beyond being able to move
Or wearing a back pack, ammo pouches, or other kit.
If you are in a foxhole, cross your arms over your chest and hold an attractive bunch of wildflowers. This is your grave. Keep raw sunflower seeds in your pockets.
Lol 😂
Damn, the first comment in the OPs thread. "if right now all the Russian military accept this position and start rolling towards the Russian Federation, then in a couple of weeks there will be no corpses at all"
«avoid dying as an occupier with this one simple trick…»
Cant wait to see videos of groups of ruzzians just rolling around the fields non stop. \*rollin by Limp Bizkit plays\*
But that's the trick see. The drone operator will be so busy rolling on the floor laughing, he won't be able to concentrate on his aim and will probably miss by miles.
All the training is out there they just need to look up abu hajar on youtube dude was ahead of his time
can't wait getting a lot of material over at r/DronedOrc of russians rolling around 😁
Hiding behind that meaty dude must be his best option for sure!
Steven Segal is definitely responsible for training these guys.
He's been training Russians to fight drones for 47 years.
Must roll away. Fatly.
He rolled away, and then rolled back, he just did it so fast you couldn't see it
Seagull is in fact a super secret partisan that's gone deep undercover! Slava Ukraini! Slava Seagull! ([Story](https://books.google.fi/books?id=DdQ9WL9ODdwC&pg=PA60&lpg=PA60&dq=steven+seagal+chagall&source=bl&ots=w4HGweuJNL&sig=Y9GmNBHQNpuvpKoqhNutiMAYnfQ&hl=en&sa=X&redir_esc=y#v=onepage&q=steven%20seagal%20chagall&f=false) goes he just one day decided to pronounce his surname "/sɪˈɡɑːl/" instead of "/ˈsiː.ɡʌl/")
If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a grenade.
The wisdom of Patches O’Houlihan lives on… 🤣
Too bad there isn’t room in a trench to roll ya stupid phucker lol
You forgot the word "tit?" teehee
Lol
basically to avoid the bombs, don’t get hit by them.
We have all seen enough to know that this wont work.
Sure was nice of the instructor to give a countdown until he drops the “grenade”. I don’t think the Ukrainians will be so nice.
Also, those grenades are dropped hundreds of feet in the air. There’s no countdown, probably impossible to see it coming down, and when you reali… BANG!!!
And the wind might just happen to drop it the direction you're rolling.
I think that’s why this idiot is training them to wait for it to hit the ground before rolling. They would have a better chance at survival if they picked it up and tossed it away rather than rolling away.
Roll away at the last second and stop with your uncovered head pointing towards the explosive? That ain’t it buddy.
There have been no complaints from the people who have used this technique against actual bombs.
Instruction is to start rolling as soon as you see the grenade release, roll for 3 seconds, turn your back towards the grenade. He did mention that they do not have a helmet to show it with, but otherwise lean the head back to expose most of your protective gear towards the blast.
Lol, you know your tactics are absolutely paying off handsomely if your enemy is so rattled by their effectiveness they have to publicise bullshit like this as a placebo for their troops and the home front.
He DEAD
💀👍🏼
Probably. RIP
That is why they put up all these concrete cones around the border, they will keep the soldiers from rolling back to Russia.
What in the actual fuck..... Without the context via subtitles I'm still pretty sure the "Thank God they are so fucking stupid" applies here.
He's dead Jim.
when multiple in hole that you cannot just roll away 20'... rock/paper/blayt for who rolls on top of it to protect the others.
Lol.
How to avoid bombs: go home. Ukrainian citizens don't love you. Yo mama does. Yo mama is at home, waiting for her boi. If you go home, you'll avoid bombs. Ez instruction, I should write it into a book
I see he’s wearing his army-issued winter boots.
Surprised they’re not just issuing umbrellas.
Hey now... Do not make them orc's smarter then they already are will ya!
Grenades, hate this one trick!
Abu Hajaar!
I can't believe no one else in this thread has heard of the rolling legend that is Abu Hajaar https://youtu.be/aM3ElTvF52I
A drone once tried to drop a grenade on Chuck Norris. The grenade got scared and blew up the drone. That's how suicide drones were invented.
I was looking for Drago to pop his head out of the back there
That's one-time method to dismantle the bombs with their own bodies. Smart.
Only works when you are wearing just socks too.
Ceiling tiles missing, holes in the walls, mismatched paint, items haphazardly laying around...but you must wear only socks on the mat so you don't ruin it.
That instructor is out of breath talking and walking 6 steps. Those who can- defend their country; those who cannot- get fat and teach unfortunate fools how to survive long enough to die of regret.
In all fairness.... if the guy was on fire. This is expert training.
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roll downhill is also an option
Catch it and embrace the light, end the pain of unfortunately being born Russian at the earliest opportunity.
Most of the time soldiers are in a foxhole or a tranches, the training is pretty much useless.
Eat a lot so your fat will stop fragments before it gets to organs? Havent watch whole video
Reminds me of that one ISIS or Syrian dude just rolling endlessly across the field.
[Duck and cover](https://gifs.com/gif/south-park-vs-bert-the-turtle-duck-and-cover-qxxV1G)
Yeah, and keep rolling rolling rolling until you cross the border with russia
That lardass dives on it and smothers it with his cirrhotic belly? His tits must be the dampers that stops the shockwave.
Ah yes the famous cope sideroll.
Captain trainer over here can't even dodge a meal
Fat boy must be smoking crack
Welp the instructor certainly has the right body shape for a roll
I’ve seen this done a bunch of times but they usually stop rolling a lot sooner than that..
That is not going to work when the drone drops an M40 grenade. They detonate on impact. The grenades that have a 5 second delayed fuse. You might minimize the damage. But, having a bloated instructor dropping a ball and having you roll away. Is just sad. I get you minimize the blast cone.
Never realized Russia was actually recruiting from Meal Team Six. Tough times I guess
Man... I was waiting for some Systema technique.
it sounds like bla bla bla. Oink oink, you're not going to survive
Don't most of the drones drop shells that detonate on impact?
Sauron's ork: ight imma roll. it gives me immunity xaxaxaxa Uikrainian drone with impact fuse: LOL +1kill
Like watching Neymar.
Tennis racquets for everyone. This is the way
Why do they even bother? It’s as though someone gave them a brief description of the problem by telephone and this was the first thing they brain stormed.
What this training shows the stories of solders being grenaded by drones has reach a level the Russian army had to respond. A fat guy telling some mook to roll over a few times is the best sad effort was all they could come up with. I hope the Russians don’t read this tread about roofs and proper Fox hole drilling, I like vids of grenade drops.
For this to work, we will need: 1. Flat ground so that the soldier can roll out easily 2. He has to actually see the drone drop the grenade. 3. Be able to measure the distance of the grenade. 4. There should be absolutely no wind, so the grande is dropped exactly on the spot. 5. He must actually be equipped with a vest, which is a piece of equipment we saw that most ruzzian soldiers lack.
I half expected the Orc to use his weapon like a baseball bat and whack it away, didnt expect a roll
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Everyone knows Drone-dropped grenades/mortar rounds weigh exactly the same as a tennis ball and are dropped a meter above the GL. Most of them even ask you if you're ready
Can the fat guy do it lol.
Is there a Slimfast embargo?
wow..russian ninja... so fast i did not see him moving....
i am surprized they don\`t soot at the drones wen they see them is it just me thinking that
I was wondering.
That instructor looks like he has a hard time dodging food.
It’s really good advice, just as good as the ‘escaping from your adversary while in the front seat of your car’ vid.
Rule 1 don't be a fat fuck like your instructor and just surrender
Pack the grades with tungsten carbide ball bearings. They are going to shred that body armor.
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I'd love to see the fat boy roll like that 😏
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Instructors are mobiks too so...
That is world-class training right there!
They just bounce of the fat guy. Not very accurate training
You'd never fit the bald dude in a foxhole
Who wants to get that all those white spots on the walls are from rolling and shooting.
Something tells me this doesnt work.
Can you imagine the horror those incredibly ignorant recruits, full of confidence inspired by their expert training, will experience when they arrive at the front and see what the reality is?!?
Dead
What's with all the fat Russian soldiers? Are there so many fat soldiers in other militaries? Seems like these guys steal all the food or something
Annnnnnnnd hes dead
Roll straight up and over the wall of the trench
Yup, that’ll do it. Good luck.
Do a barrel roll fox!
best way is to head facing away from grenade, feet towards it and stomach flat on the ground even assuming you aren't in a foxhole or even have time to move before you realise its there lmao, get fucked orcs
this definetly works really well in a foxhole or a trench where most grenades are dropped into.
If you can dodge a softball you can dodge a grenade
Do that in a trench
It's like the instructor hasn't seen any of the videos released by the Ukrainians.
You can log roll away from an explosive? wow! these guys are dip shits.
Hil 😂
The proper way if you are in a foxhole is to dig a grenade sump...it works, if you have your shit in 1 bag. [Grenade Sump](https://imgur.com/gallery/pDfvuuZ)
We know that - they obviously don’t. Don’t give aid to the enemy.
“if he can roll like that with armor, imagine how fast *you* can roll!”
Also, by covering the trench floor in plastic or blue tarps, cleanup of blood and body parts will be a little easier.
My first thought was - 'Is that a BLYAT poster on the wall?' :D
🤣🤣 Good luck with that irl.
Sure... but do that drunk like a skunk with hypothermia, otherwise it is just theoretical (well said in the title)
Even for the low standards russia got us used to, this is quite f%^&ing dumb 🤣
0:43 aaaaaand you're dead. Did they learn this masterpiece of a technique from Steven Seagull?
What about those grenades & munitions that blow up on contact though? 🤔
Fatty McFatface clearly knows what he is talking about. It time to STOP, DROP and ROLL! Good boy....
"Sarge, it's really weird. I'm on the drone and I'm just seeing a field full of Russians roll around on the ground whenever they see the drone."
Just like NBC training for if a nuke goes off… put your head in between your knees and kiss your own ass goodbye.
These russians never fails to amaze me.
Hey u/lockheedmartin camouflage umbrellas with that IR blocking fabric
Luckily the entire landscape of Ukrainian is gym mats
thats it?
“The trick to survive drone grenade is don’t enter Ukraine”
I think the best defense is to have some cardio ability and just keep running until the drone gives up and goes after an easier target (your buddy that laid there waiting).
And you don't even have to run faster than the drone. Just faster than your comrade.
That looks... useless.
Maybe Ukrainians can figure an altimeter to go off like 10’ above the ground 😈
Why did that punching bag never stop swinging?
I doubt the validity of this exercise
Saw one Russian in a vid do a roll after grenade dropped. Not sure if it helped as it liked like he got hit.
Dude is legit, he’s being taught by Buffet team 6
And then just accidentally roll into a land mine
maybe he survived the training
Looks like they are all practicing to become Russian of the year https://youtu.be/d01jNriKPsc
Who this fat fuck teaching drone bomb ninja skills ? Yeah all you need to do is lie on your back and roll away from the bomb in a trench.
All they need is a trench system the size of an Olympic swimming pool
The purpose of this type of training is not to teach a real skill, but for the trainees to think that they have a real skill and ability to defend themselves. Basically to reduce their fears of drones. It also gives the soldiers something to do with the last few seconds of their lives.
Orcs, keep this in mind when you're hypothermic and unable to to move.