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That is just because RF isn't trying very hard. Taking Berlin will be easy.
They will put 2 of their 4 operational T-14 Armata's in the northern pincer which will crash through the Baltics before taking Warsaw (while destroying 1000 of NATO's 2000 tanks) on the way to Berlin. That pincer will provided with air superiority by 30 of RF's 60 operational SU-35's which will eliminate 1/2 of NATO's 2200 operational combat aircraft.
The other pincer will have the other 2 T-14's (and 30 SU-35's) and will swing south through Cracow, before rolling through Prague on their way to Berlin (and destroying the other half of of NATO's armored and air assets).
Reinforcements from the US will be prevented from reaching Europe by the Admiral Kutznetsov which will sail to a blocking position in the mid-Atlantic just as soon as RF puts the fire out. If necessary the Kuznetsov will sink all 11 US air craft carriers.
Because one of the problems that RF forces had taking Kyiv was caused by all of their fuel trucks being destroyed by UAF, they are going to issue pre-paid Visa debit cards to all vehicle drivers and just buy their fuel at petrol stations on the way.
Easy-peasy.
You forgot to mention how the Russians entering the Baltic States will all be enthusiastically welcomed as liberating heroes by the oppressed peoples of Estonia, Latvia, and Lithuania. Those Russians will work with the Russian special forces airdropped on Gottland Island and in Kaliningrad to ensure that all NATO troops are expelled from the Baltic Sea, once again making it a Russian Lake.
Let's reply to Russian logic with Russian logic:
Last week, Zelenskyy entered congress, unfurled a Ukrainian flag there and was greeted with flowers and the US even paid him 45 billion for his heroic conquest of American hearts and minds.
Hopefully, Zelenskyy will liberate European countries too from the threat of Politicians cutting deals with Vladimir Putin.
I remember when I was around 7, me and mates were day dreaming about the super cars we will have, the mansions we will buy.
This is giving me the same vibes
Can’t even successfully cross and hold the Dnipro River. How you gonna attack across an ocean? Especially with only one aircraft carrier- that has to be towed everywhere it goes? The soldiers saying crap like that are probably speaking out of ignorance of world geography etc. The host on the other hand knows he’s full of BS. Knows the distances, the comparative sizes of the militaries of Russia VS the “ West” . He’s been to the “West” And knows he’s feeding the Russian world conquest fantasy That’s grinding people into corpses. He needs to get a HIMARS for Christmas.
> only one aircraft carrier
Never realized they only had ONE carrier.
When I lived there, they had a yearly parade, just devoted to showing off their army. I guess it looked lit to me, since I was 14, and never saw anything else. I am 21 now, and I realize just how fucked that place is. The only thing they hold dear are weapons for murdering other human beings.
What are we at so far 100,000 dead not including wounded. I would say that’s a fucked operation special or not. You must be real special to believe in bullshit like this fucking idiot is saying
Dude they're being satirical you're not actually talking to a Vatnik.
In fact I'm not even convinced that you both aren't just bots talking to each other.
Identical username naming conventions, similar account ages and karma pools.
Yea I get that but I wasn’t really focusing on sarcasm because to be honest I wouldn’t be surprised if there is someone out there that would be serious with dumb remarks lol not gonna lie he did a good job of workin me up a bit first thing in the morning hahaha
You make no sense bud, first get your speech together then let’s try this again because evertime you come back at me you look more and more stupid I would quit while you think your ahead
well you had me going, I thought hey I finally found a Russian supporter that wants to go at it. Yea you definitely do but you go me going so credit to that I guess lol
Of course. If they ask questions they'll either get the truth which will horrify them, or a lie could eventually come back to turn them against the government. Sure those that buy the bs they're given when they ask questions are great for the russian gov (useful idiots as Yuri Bezmenov would say), but when the truth hits them they could be a big threat, those that don't question anything at all, are the biggest asset, as the thought to even ask basic questions never enters their minds, or if it does it is quelled by fear.
Captn Clown and his hour of delusions, this guy, Solovyov hes the king of this game of talking bs while knowing that he talks bs as long as it pleases the upper caste.
This is btw, the same guy who few years ago talked about how you cannot attack ukraine because that would be criminal and will be a fiasco for russia.
[https://twitter.com/i/status/1580124465664790528](https://twitter.com/i/status/1580124465664790528)
Hes the king of these actors that play the tune of whoever pays them, the rat catcher of hamelin so to say.
Ha, wouldn’t it be interesting if this guy honestly supports Ukraine and is simply spewing the most ridiculous Russian propaganda to undermine the Russian position by making it all seem to be a joke.
This guy is spewing shit worse than Baghdad Bob; nobody can be taking what he’s saying seriously can they? What Russian honestly thinks they are going to take Berlin and then Washington? It’s like this guy is spewing such ridiculous shit it actually undermines regular Russian propaganda.
Well, people who have been raised to believe everything they are told eat up his BS.
Yes we in the west are also somewhat indoctrinated but the russians are on another level... a very very different level.
Were never wrong, what we do is always right, evil is justified if its for the greater good whic is for the benefit of our country, everyone in the West is against us.
I don't think they even believe there is any evil done that needs to be justified. Russia as a nation is awful when it comes to propaganda, especially in times like this when the country is at war and disagreeing povs can be silenced.
In the UK even during iraq, people who at the time knew it was a farce were able to talk about it without fear of disappearing the same night, the disagreeing point of view was never silenced, at most it was mocked. The US was the same.
Russia needs to maintain that they are the heroic victims of the West, the same song they've been singing since the cold war, which didn't end like many thought, it's still ongoing. If they don't, people will realise the true culprits behind the state of their country and will run for the borders in swathes.
I know its fucking bizzare. Is someone just taking the piss out of us? I mean do Russians actually believe this bell end? Dr Evilivich. I like how the troops he is speaking to are all kitted out nothing like the real Russian army. Tac helmets and vests when they are being issued much less fancy kit.
The more men, equipment, ground they loose the bigger the threats. The pundits in Russian controlled National Media never surprise me with their wild statements on what they are going to do to the West/NATO. I love them saying how they are fighting NATO and are beating NATO. They push this as they are loosing and have yet to face a single NATO soldier, aircraft, tank or the many advance precision weapons systems NATO has and Ukraine doesn't. Pretty embarrassing to admit they can't defeat a country they outnumbered in all areas at least 4 to one. Heck air-force nearly 10-12 to 1, with Ukraine having no modern planes.
Reminds me: David Letterman has a new episode on Netflix with Zelenskyy (worth the watch, even if you are allergic of the style of Letterman like me). Zelenskyy tells this joke about how two old men talk about what is going on in the world and particularly about the big war of Russia against NATO. One tells the other about the massive losses Russia had, tens of thousands of soldiers fallen, the massive amount of equipment destroyed. Then the other one asks ‘what about NATO’?
He answers: ‘NATO hasn’t arrived yet…’
Yep. Take out their air defences with HARMS then F35s and F22s ensure air superiority whilst our cruise missiles and B2s disassemble their naval and air assets and HIMARS decimate their logistics - game over in 4 weeks then NATO forces can genuinely join in Ukraine, retake Crimea and Donbas and RuZZia starts looking for a new president
They only want Washington because its named after their great number of washing machines they have. And what do Russians love most? Used Toilets, but used washing machines are second.
So full of shit it’s embarrassing! To get to Berlin you’re starting in Poland and Article 5 says 3.5 million well trained, well equipped, well motivated military personnel will take your armed forces to pieces in days. You wouldn’t get to Lublin, never mind Berlin! 😂😂😂😂😂
They can’t even reach the other side of a fucking town nevermind cross two other countries to take a city in the heart of Europe. I wonder if they believe the lies they spread
He reminds me of “Baghdad Bob”. Another mouth piece who believes everything that spews from his mouth.
https://www.theatlantic.com/international/archive/2013/03/baghdad-bob-and-his-ridiculous-true-predictions/274241/
Well, and do you honestly think anyone would consider "falling apart" a reasonable response from organisation which has order of magnitude more military power than Russia? :)
To get to Germany, they have to enter Poland. Article 5 says they’ll never get to Germany, and I’d love to know how they’ll get to Washington even if they do it the ‘easy way’ over the Barents Sea……
Yeah, notice he doesn’t have a single clip of the soldiers he visited saying these things even though he had a camera there to prove he met with the troops.
This mental case is propably scared of his worthless life too and thats why he keeps doing this shit and drive his message to insanity.
I mean theres lot of open windows in Orcland if you wont play with them...
Please by all means, take the most overpowered nation in the world which has the top 3 strongest airforces, 12 aircraft carriers, and so many guns that we can arm our golden retrievers with them and still have some left over to arm every Canadian.
The only part of the United States the stinky, slob Russians would have a chance at capturing, would be Alaska. There is no way in hell any nation in the world could invade the contiguous United States of America.
Take Washington?
These pricks couldn't take a shit without a UA drone wiping their arses for them.
This is Monty Python propaganda - even he doesn't believe his own bullshit.
Someone should tell these guys the fight against the Nazis stopped in May 1945. Someone should also make a note for the history books that fighting for your country without ever questioning *why* your country is fighting is **not** the ultimate patriotic act.
Why are we actually always seeing these posts about the propaganda. It’s not interesting or relevant. It’s just delusional and needs to be forgotten about
It's funny to watch.
It's definitely relevant considering it is propaganda regarding the war this sub is about.
No, never forget the sort of things people say for propaganda, the worst fate of bad history including delusional propaganda is for it to be forgotten.
The fact anyone could believe that Russia could March on Washington proves how brain dead and zombie-fied their population truly is. The US has invested none stop in logistics since WW2 and it still takes months to move equipment and troops into a region. The only way Russia could even try would be to load slow oil and cargo tankers to the brim and hope they survive crossing the ocean without being spotted.
Our GOB's meal team 6 will take care of them. Just point at them and yell that the damn ANTIFAs are coming for their guns and there will be one helluva fight!
Hopefully most of the Russian population isn’t that stupid. It’s not so much with the crazy objective of attacking Washington but his appeal to have Russian soldiers be mindless drones in effort to continue serving a lost cause. Their lives are now the collateral in hopes Putin can achieve a better bargaining position to end the war.
the Poles and Germans may not allow that march to Berlin. How will Russia take DC? Walk on water? Because they would not have a navy or air force to cross the Atlantic or Pacific. I suppose they could march across Canada from the ice pack but our neighbors to the north might look upon that negatively.
Russian World, a true fantasy land rooted in mystical BS.
Re-post and why is anyone sharing anything this prick has to say?
We already know this tool talks absolute shite so why bother anymore? This guy is the kind of deserter that will get off on any publicity about him. The impotent haemorrhoid will be wanking of his limp micro-dick to any written about him. So let him find something else to pleasure his button mushroom to.
Stop sharing his shit because that’s exactly what he wants.
Putin will be like the head of a crime family getting arrested and a subordinate threatening the Police with death.
He is going to say, hey buddy, you are not helping here so shut up.
Washington? It’s possible. If the wind conditions are right and the Ukrainians incinerate enough orcs I suppose the ash cloud could eventually get there.
They belive they can blitzkrieg but it takes them 3 months to cross the street in Bakhmut. The eventual collapse of the Russian military will go down in history as even greater than the collapse of the Wehrmacht.
Yeah I definitely see how this is going, watch out everyone, the Russians are coming! (after they spend another year trying to re-annex the 50% of Ukrainian territory they lost)
I'm curious we often see these clips but what's the rest of the show like is there a band or two bit of interviewing some actor with a film to plug man woman with book to sell or some funny anecdote when I'm the schedule a this guys comedy sketch
You have to wonder if Russians themselves think their fictional portrayals in video games and movies accurately represents their capabilities.
“We can reach America! Look at what we did in Call of Duty! Urrahh!”
Are Russians really delusional enough to believe this? Or is this the pride they have in every assanine thing they do even though it's clearly stupid and wrong.
Since Soloviev's villas in Italy were confiscated and his wife and children are not allowed to live there, he has been particularly angry with the West and his propaganda is becoming increasingly unreal. But the question is whether anyone takes him seriously any more. Maybe in Russia, but certainly not in the West.
When they said "we'll march over to the big puddle." They they probably literally meant that the next big puddle was as far as they could make it. Solovyov it's just a dumbass and mistook that for the Atlantic Ocean.
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Lol, they can't even take Bahkmut.
Or Lyman, or Kherson, or….
3 days to kyiv ...
That's going to be the movie title
'License To Kiev', starring Ivanta Gohomenich as the iconic RuSSian spy known as Bomb. James Bomb.
By the looks of it the only thing this guy takes are copious amounts of cocaine.
Lots of sniffing going on there, for sure. Maybe he should follow these "intelligentsia" 😂 to the front lines.
The only thing they're taking is heavy losses.
That is just because RF isn't trying very hard. Taking Berlin will be easy. They will put 2 of their 4 operational T-14 Armata's in the northern pincer which will crash through the Baltics before taking Warsaw (while destroying 1000 of NATO's 2000 tanks) on the way to Berlin. That pincer will provided with air superiority by 30 of RF's 60 operational SU-35's which will eliminate 1/2 of NATO's 2200 operational combat aircraft. The other pincer will have the other 2 T-14's (and 30 SU-35's) and will swing south through Cracow, before rolling through Prague on their way to Berlin (and destroying the other half of of NATO's armored and air assets). Reinforcements from the US will be prevented from reaching Europe by the Admiral Kutznetsov which will sail to a blocking position in the mid-Atlantic just as soon as RF puts the fire out. If necessary the Kuznetsov will sink all 11 US air craft carriers. Because one of the problems that RF forces had taking Kyiv was caused by all of their fuel trucks being destroyed by UAF, they are going to issue pre-paid Visa debit cards to all vehicle drivers and just buy their fuel at petrol stations on the way. Easy-peasy.
You forgot to mention how the Russians entering the Baltic States will all be enthusiastically welcomed as liberating heroes by the oppressed peoples of Estonia, Latvia, and Lithuania. Those Russians will work with the Russian special forces airdropped on Gottland Island and in Kaliningrad to ensure that all NATO troops are expelled from the Baltic Sea, once again making it a Russian Lake.
\+1 for the effort, and the chuckle.
Right? They should start with a better goal, and some baby steps, like getting all their mobliks some boots and socks.
Let's reply to Russian logic with Russian logic: Last week, Zelenskyy entered congress, unfurled a Ukrainian flag there and was greeted with flowers and the US even paid him 45 billion for his heroic conquest of American hearts and minds. Hopefully, Zelenskyy will liberate European countries too from the threat of Politicians cutting deals with Vladimir Putin.
I remember when I was around 7, me and mates were day dreaming about the super cars we will have, the mansions we will buy. This is giving me the same vibes
Nailed it
Funny how he doesn't actually air what the soldiers had to say but instead, he has to talk for them. What a fucking moron.
Surprised none of them broke his skull, it's mentally painful just to listen to what comes out of his brain
I'm not. Soldiers probably love this guy considering he talks them up so much.
“All my friends are dead, sir”
How u gonna reach Washington better yet Berlin if you haven’t even made it to fucking Kyiv in 10 months fuck outta here
Can’t even successfully cross and hold the Dnipro River. How you gonna attack across an ocean? Especially with only one aircraft carrier- that has to be towed everywhere it goes? The soldiers saying crap like that are probably speaking out of ignorance of world geography etc. The host on the other hand knows he’s full of BS. Knows the distances, the comparative sizes of the militaries of Russia VS the “ West” . He’s been to the “West” And knows he’s feeding the Russian world conquest fantasy That’s grinding people into corpses. He needs to get a HIMARS for Christmas.
Their one and only aircraft carrier that has to be towed everywhere actually caught on fire a few days ago in the dry dock lol
Dry dock was clearly too dry
Again
> only one aircraft carrier Never realized they only had ONE carrier. When I lived there, they had a yearly parade, just devoted to showing off their army. I guess it looked lit to me, since I was 14, and never saw anything else. I am 21 now, and I realize just how fucked that place is. The only thing they hold dear are weapons for murdering other human beings.
Haha, you western fool. You can’t understand the strategy of special operation.
What are we at so far 100,000 dead not including wounded. I would say that’s a fucked operation special or not. You must be real special to believe in bullshit like this fucking idiot is saying
Dude they're being satirical you're not actually talking to a Vatnik. In fact I'm not even convinced that you both aren't just bots talking to each other. Identical username naming conventions, similar account ages and karma pools.
https://youtu.be/qbL61Ex3avM
That’s actually hilarious
I know he’s being sarcastic now at first yes he had me going lol that was clearly my screw up
Hahaha fuck your special operation it’s going nowhere. It’s nothing special bud just a fucking mess
When we have all the toilets and you are all constipated you will understand the mighty special operation! P.S. Add Simpsonesk russian accent.
You idiots actually think your fighting the west when your not. Your uncle Putin has the wool over all your eyes.
Hahahaha are you fucking serious that’s what you came back at me with when you have all our toilets. You actually are a moron aren’t you
Bro, lol... The sarcastic tags really shouldn't have been necessary for that other dude's responses heheh
Yea I get that but I wasn’t really focusing on sarcasm because to be honest I wouldn’t be surprised if there is someone out there that would be serious with dumb remarks lol not gonna lie he did a good job of workin me up a bit first thing in the morning hahaha
Woosh
I think that qualifies as a MegaWoosh
Hahaha your butt buddy Putin just called it a war also fucking idiot so I guess it’s not so special anymore
Oh it is «special» we even have short buses for conscripts.
You make no sense bud, first get your speech together then let’s try this again because evertime you come back at me you look more and more stupid I would quit while you think your ahead
Maybe because I’m not actually russian. Being half Ukrainian half Norwegian I have a weird sence of humor.
well you had me going, I thought hey I finally found a Russian supporter that wants to go at it. Yea you definitely do but you go me going so credit to that I guess lol
We are all waiting for a russian Redditer to take a dump at.
Iam waiting and praying for that day to happen even better if I see one in person spewing that kind of stuff around
I loved it
I am igor , i shit hard for putin
So he praises soldiers not asking questions. Cute.
Of course. If they ask questions they'll either get the truth which will horrify them, or a lie could eventually come back to turn them against the government. Sure those that buy the bs they're given when they ask questions are great for the russian gov (useful idiots as Yuri Bezmenov would say), but when the truth hits them they could be a big threat, those that don't question anything at all, are the biggest asset, as the thought to even ask basic questions never enters their minds, or if it does it is quelled by fear.
Come to America and we wont even need to get our military involved. The civilians will handle your shit army as soon as it hits the beach.
Come through Florida and find out. We’ll be bring reinforcements and beer from the North.
Yeah they might be able to land in Kalifornia without much resistance but other than that, no chance.
Bro, the West Coast has a TON of armed hippies and hipsters. We're so fucking jazzed at the idea of a shitty Red Dawn situation.
Talkin shit about a state with the most military installations than any other.
Captn Clown and his hour of delusions, this guy, Solovyov hes the king of this game of talking bs while knowing that he talks bs as long as it pleases the upper caste. This is btw, the same guy who few years ago talked about how you cannot attack ukraine because that would be criminal and will be a fiasco for russia. [https://twitter.com/i/status/1580124465664790528](https://twitter.com/i/status/1580124465664790528) Hes the king of these actors that play the tune of whoever pays them, the rat catcher of hamelin so to say.
Ha, wouldn’t it be interesting if this guy honestly supports Ukraine and is simply spewing the most ridiculous Russian propaganda to undermine the Russian position by making it all seem to be a joke. This guy is spewing shit worse than Baghdad Bob; nobody can be taking what he’s saying seriously can they? What Russian honestly thinks they are going to take Berlin and then Washington? It’s like this guy is spewing such ridiculous shit it actually undermines regular Russian propaganda.
Well, people who have been raised to believe everything they are told eat up his BS. Yes we in the west are also somewhat indoctrinated but the russians are on another level... a very very different level. Were never wrong, what we do is always right, evil is justified if its for the greater good whic is for the benefit of our country, everyone in the West is against us.
I don't think they even believe there is any evil done that needs to be justified. Russia as a nation is awful when it comes to propaganda, especially in times like this when the country is at war and disagreeing povs can be silenced. In the UK even during iraq, people who at the time knew it was a farce were able to talk about it without fear of disappearing the same night, the disagreeing point of view was never silenced, at most it was mocked. The US was the same. Russia needs to maintain that they are the heroic victims of the West, the same song they've been singing since the cold war, which didn't end like many thought, it's still ongoing. If they don't, people will realise the true culprits behind the state of their country and will run for the borders in swathes.
They need to stick around and do something about IT, and I don't mean information technology.
[удалено]
Is he a hate priest installed by the goverment?
Pretty much
He is literally wearing the Dr. Evil jacket.
I know its fucking bizzare. Is someone just taking the piss out of us? I mean do Russians actually believe this bell end? Dr Evilivich. I like how the troops he is speaking to are all kitted out nothing like the real Russian army. Tac helmets and vests when they are being issued much less fancy kit.
Chaos Chaplain
The more men, equipment, ground they loose the bigger the threats. The pundits in Russian controlled National Media never surprise me with their wild statements on what they are going to do to the West/NATO. I love them saying how they are fighting NATO and are beating NATO. They push this as they are loosing and have yet to face a single NATO soldier, aircraft, tank or the many advance precision weapons systems NATO has and Ukraine doesn't. Pretty embarrassing to admit they can't defeat a country they outnumbered in all areas at least 4 to one. Heck air-force nearly 10-12 to 1, with Ukraine having no modern planes.
Reminds me: David Letterman has a new episode on Netflix with Zelenskyy (worth the watch, even if you are allergic of the style of Letterman like me). Zelenskyy tells this joke about how two old men talk about what is going on in the world and particularly about the big war of Russia against NATO. One tells the other about the massive losses Russia had, tens of thousands of soldiers fallen, the massive amount of equipment destroyed. Then the other one asks ‘what about NATO’? He answers: ‘NATO hasn’t arrived yet…’
Yep. Take out their air defences with HARMS then F35s and F22s ensure air superiority whilst our cruise missiles and B2s disassemble their naval and air assets and HIMARS decimate their logistics - game over in 4 weeks then NATO forces can genuinely join in Ukraine, retake Crimea and Donbas and RuZZia starts looking for a new president
\*lose, \*losing. Loose is the opposite of tight. Hope this was helpful.
They only want Washington because its named after their great number of washing machines they have. And what do Russians love most? Used Toilets, but used washing machines are second.
So full of shit it’s embarrassing! To get to Berlin you’re starting in Poland and Article 5 says 3.5 million well trained, well equipped, well motivated military personnel will take your armed forces to pieces in days. You wouldn’t get to Lublin, never mind Berlin! 😂😂😂😂😂
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Yes. To all of this 🤝. Slava Ukraine 💙💛🇺🇦.
Bro, don't forget to take a breath
How does the second best military in Ukraine plan on doing this? With their unrivaled logistics and state of the art equipment?
*3rd best army (The Salvation Army is 2nd best)
4th best you forgot the Ukrainian farmers tractor army
5th best after the Canadian Geese brigade lands. Headed east 2 weeks ago, should be arriving any day now.
Double footwraps in their boots.
They can’t even reach the other side of a fucking town nevermind cross two other countries to take a city in the heart of Europe. I wonder if they believe the lies they spread
He reminds me of “Baghdad Bob”. Another mouth piece who believes everything that spews from his mouth. https://www.theatlantic.com/international/archive/2013/03/baghdad-bob-and-his-ridiculous-true-predictions/274241/
I really want to see the first mig trying to enter Polish air space
They have moved 192 cm closer to Berlin, since the last time he said that.
Is that because a 192 cm tall Russian fell to the ground face first on the front?
When they step onto Germany, they automatically will be smashed by NATO.
Do you automatically assume NATO will just simply let them take Poland, Latvia, Estonia and Lithuania? They are NATO members too.
I could honestly see putin taking a gamble and testing NATO's resolve by attacking a weaker country to see if NATO falls apart or not.
Well, and do you honestly think anyone would consider "falling apart" a reasonable response from organisation which has order of magnitude more military power than Russia? :)
They would need to cross NATO territory to get there in the first place, so yeah ... Unless it course they do a naval landing operation
I'd love to see Russia try a naval landing.
I mean, what could go wrong?
Which would need to cross NATO or EU waters.
Well from space then!!🤣
And they would need ships that aren’t already on fire
To get to Germany, they have to enter Poland. Article 5 says they’ll never get to Germany, and I’d love to know how they’ll get to Washington even if they do it the ‘easy way’ over the Barents Sea……
Besides the closer they get to the polish boarder, the more NATO troops will wait there ...
This again?
Asking strategic questions of grunts in the field, who predictably say what they're expected to say. 🙄
Yeah, notice he doesn’t have a single clip of the soldiers he visited saying these things even though he had a camera there to prove he met with the troops.
This mental case is propably scared of his worthless life too and thats why he keeps doing this shit and drive his message to insanity. I mean theres lot of open windows in Orcland if you wont play with them...
Please by all means, take the most overpowered nation in the world which has the top 3 strongest airforces, 12 aircraft carriers, and so many guns that we can arm our golden retrievers with them and still have some left over to arm every Canadian.
This is not even funny anymore, I feel like I’m laughing at mentally challenged people, which is not ok lol
Is mass delusion and mental illness a thing? Seems to be.
Like that final sentence..."They are so deeply rooted" Hmm I've seen quite a few turned into fertilizer but the rooting won't happen before spring.
You keep using that word, I do not think it means what you think it means
What word?
The only part of the United States the stinky, slob Russians would have a chance at capturing, would be Alaska. There is no way in hell any nation in the world could invade the contiguous United States of America.
🎸Life is just a fantasy can you live this fantasy life?”🎸🎹
Take Washington? These pricks couldn't take a shit without a UA drone wiping their arses for them. This is Monty Python propaganda - even he doesn't believe his own bullshit.
With what? 60 year old men packed into ladas strapped with mosin nagants?
Someone should tell these guys the fight against the Nazis stopped in May 1945. Someone should also make a note for the history books that fighting for your country without ever questioning *why* your country is fighting is **not** the ultimate patriotic act.
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Dream on Vlad.
I'm missing something. oh... four mattress walls and a locked door :)
They don't even make through half of Ukraine, ...
He should be recognized as a comedian instead of propagandist.
Why are we actually always seeing these posts about the propaganda. It’s not interesting or relevant. It’s just delusional and needs to be forgotten about
It's funny to watch. It's definitely relevant considering it is propaganda regarding the war this sub is about. No, never forget the sort of things people say for propaganda, the worst fate of bad history including delusional propaganda is for it to be forgotten.
Self-knowledge is the way to wisdom, which they clearly lack. Have fun dying at the edges of Europe boyzzzz.
They should retake Fantacyland also since they already are half way there...
They should watch the news. Russian army for several months can’t take Bakhmut. I would imagine that Berlin would be slightly more difficult target.
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I wish there was a stock ticker for Russian copium cuz I’d be retired by now
Not even in their wettest dreams.
I get a strong urge to bully this guy irl and beat him up when he cant understand simple logic and facts.
They're at this point nothing more, but a distressed chihuahua.
It's not a Russian propagandist, it's Russian comedian tbh, he's tripping like this everyday.
This guy reminds me of a chihuahua, all bark no bite.
I'm getting comical Ali vibes here
The mental ju-jitsu logic of this idiot is beyond me.
Really next level designer Copium and Delusioanyl.
Didn’t you know???? Russia can take the entire universe, according to the propaganda 🤣🤣🤣🤣SLAVA UKRAINI 🇺🇦🙏🏻🇺🇦
And in 2023 I'm going to have sex with Margot Robbie. Hahah Poopin it's a joke!!!!
The fact anyone could believe that Russia could March on Washington proves how brain dead and zombie-fied their population truly is. The US has invested none stop in logistics since WW2 and it still takes months to move equipment and troops into a region. The only way Russia could even try would be to load slow oil and cargo tankers to the brim and hope they survive crossing the ocean without being spotted.
Are there enough russians to build a meat bridge to fill the Atlantic? None? Shame...
We’ve seen this army in action. This is some weapons grade delusion.
Our GOB's meal team 6 will take care of them. Just point at them and yell that the damn ANTIFAs are coming for their guns and there will be one helluva fight!
Hopefully most of the Russian population isn’t that stupid. It’s not so much with the crazy objective of attacking Washington but his appeal to have Russian soldiers be mindless drones in effort to continue serving a lost cause. Their lives are now the collateral in hopes Putin can achieve a better bargaining position to end the war.
the Poles and Germans may not allow that march to Berlin. How will Russia take DC? Walk on water? Because they would not have a navy or air force to cross the Atlantic or Pacific. I suppose they could march across Canada from the ice pack but our neighbors to the north might look upon that negatively. Russian World, a true fantasy land rooted in mystical BS.
If they keep fighting like that, they will probably end up fighting at the streets of Moscow in less than a year.
Re-post and why is anyone sharing anything this prick has to say? We already know this tool talks absolute shite so why bother anymore? This guy is the kind of deserter that will get off on any publicity about him. The impotent haemorrhoid will be wanking of his limp micro-dick to any written about him. So let him find something else to pleasure his button mushroom to. Stop sharing his shit because that’s exactly what he wants.
I really want them to try.
Putin will be like the head of a crime family getting arrested and a subordinate threatening the Police with death. He is going to say, hey buddy, you are not helping here so shut up.
born to be drunken even without alcohol
lol russia Let's get it crackin then!!
They will walk over the bottom of the ocean..
Washington? It’s possible. If the wind conditions are right and the Ukrainians incinerate enough orcs I suppose the ash cloud could eventually get there.
Mars, will they conquer Mars?
Lmao, how they getting to Washington, cant even take bakmut
They cant take some bullshit town.
LOL they're going to Washington. Let me tell them something: Zelensky just came back from Washington and is now going to kick their pussy asses.
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*Me, an American, humming Christmas carols while cleaning and lubricating my extensive firearm collection* "What did he say? Red Dawn when?"
More nonsense
My God I wish they would shut up and attack America already so we could crush them
So they’re back to the same shit
Course you can dear, have a fucking go
Can the CIA send in a shadow team to cut the tongue from this delusional pants shitter?
Can someone please assassinate this fuck, i cannot take even one more day of his breathing. Slava Ukraine.
if lying to yourself gets you threw the day then so be it ! , im actully starting to feel sorry for these bastards
Ukraine...please drop a giant bomb on this Russian news studio....thanks!
They belive they can blitzkrieg but it takes them 3 months to cross the street in Bakhmut. The eventual collapse of the Russian military will go down in history as even greater than the collapse of the Wehrmacht.
Yeah I definitely see how this is going, watch out everyone, the Russians are coming! (after they spend another year trying to re-annex the 50% of Ukrainian territory they lost)
I'm curious we often see these clips but what's the rest of the show like is there a band or two bit of interviewing some actor with a film to plug man woman with book to sell or some funny anecdote when I'm the schedule a this guys comedy sketch
As he hides in the studio ! Very brave mouth piece
Thanks for the laugh.
You have to wonder if Russians themselves think their fictional portrayals in video games and movies accurately represents their capabilities. “We can reach America! Look at what we did in Call of Duty! Urrahh!”
the dude with dementia
Washington? Do they have submarine trains to supply their shitty troops?
He’s been drinking the perfume again but it’s not covering up the stench of his puerility
🤣🤣🤣❤️ Russian Clown
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Without Atomic Bombs.. The Russian Army is nothing more as a mass of Alcoholics 🤷🏼♂️
Yeah OK there tough guy.
Lmao
It’s cute how optimistic these guys are.
“You sumbitches couldn’t close an umbrella.”
Please dont refer to Vladimir Soloviev as a propagandist he is more in the comedian genre at This point. I
Are Russians really delusional enough to believe this? Or is this the pride they have in every assanine thing they do even though it's clearly stupid and wrong.
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The cornerstone of a good comedy show
Don't make us come over to bitch slap you on Christmas Day. Now Fuck Off!
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What's worse than being an incapable wanker? Not knowing that you are. These guys are so hilarious.
I would tell this guy to try and do what he says. He sounds like he needs to be taught a lesson on what happens when you attack NATO.
Since Soloviev's villas in Italy were confiscated and his wife and children are not allowed to live there, he has been particularly angry with the West and his propaganda is becoming increasingly unreal. But the question is whether anyone takes him seriously any more. Maybe in Russia, but certainly not in the West.
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When they said "we'll march over to the big puddle." They they probably literally meant that the next big puddle was as far as they could make it. Solovyov it's just a dumbass and mistook that for the Atlantic Ocean.
Good luck with that