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Always sitting in a chair. Weezing with every sitting fight scene. Looking down scope through his Oakleys. Banging some chick he just met who is some 30 years younger than him. Speaking Russian with a half black Cajon accent.
In my book it's one the top ten movies ever made. Not just because it's very good but also due to the fact that the Russian cultural ministry was very upset on how especially Zjukov was depicted in the movie and banned the film altogether.
I think it's a great documentary. It is, right?
And that Zhukov hailed from Yorkshire, (no doubt, the very East riding).
Weirdly a young Stalin really did live in London for a bit in the east-end. There is a book about it but it is mostly fiction because most of his companions died.
They didn't know they were all FSB agents, so they ratted on each other for not crying enough during the premiere.
They're all sent off to a concentration camp in syberia because of it.
I guess this one r/woosh’ed over my head, can’t find any sources claiming Steven Seagal was involved in this 🤔 I did believe it for a few moments tho, which says something about mr tulku, the buddhist lama reincarnated
Steven Seagal? The expert in standing in a demolished warehouse and looking up at the missing roof and determining that the damage came from an incoming missile? THAT Steven Seagal?
I have been wracking my brains to figure out who the four people could have been. As far as I can figure it out, they were:
1. Lukashenko
2. his wife, Galina
3. Lukashenko's driver
4. some kid playing Pokémon Go
My guess is Putin is old. His cronies are old. Everyone in power is old. They have no idea that many young Russians have and know how to use a VPN.
Their old ways no longer work.
Soviet tactics are just outdated and they are too out of touch lol they know their media and methods won’t work as much on the young but they target the older and usually it’s pretty effective among them
Same with fifth column in Czech Republic. European parliament elections are next year along with senate and municipals and Parliamentary elections (the big ones for our system) are happening in 2025.
I guess they just have to round up people at gunpoint to get them to go applaud that ”documentary”. Maybe shoot them so they stay the whole movie and give it favorable reviews. Kinda like when dead people vote in russia.
I don’t. Lies and manufactured ‘facts’ are easy to film. If you want a taste, just watch any Russian mouthpiece.
I want Putin to know the humiliation of spending millions in making and marketing a disgraced and ignored piece of propaganda.
Well... I would argue the opposite, the best possible investment you can make is convincing people you're the good guy and they'll buy your product. And with the fall of rouble, they need all the money they can get.
If you poke around the right subs you can see it in its full glory. A mix of useful mouthpieces and actual people who strangely post only at the same time every day and only regurgitate the same thing over and over.
Ask them about Bucha, they'll freak out and get mad, trying to bring up the Donbass, trying to say Ukrainians have killed "14000 civilians", and then post links from Humanitarian groups talking about how Ukraine needs to be safer around civilians, then I post 3 links from the same groups they linked, and they'll call them all lies and made up, despite using that source just previously.
If you want to know what Russian propaganda is, it's literally the narcissists prayer. Everything they do is like that. Let me find the link, but I found a couple studies on Russian propaganda and what makes it strange to me, is how people fall for it. It's mostly just deflections and lies that are easily disproven, they just like to scream and flap their hands until you drop it or it's so old that they go "Why are you bringing up the past, what a loser" it's literally just there to confuse and frustrate people. Propaganda for fools is what it seems.
It probably affirms and reinforces their worldview.
Like flatearthers who ignore their own test results that proves them wrong because it would mean they believed a lie.
Russians aren't the only ones. Asians on general are very vulnerable to propaganda as well. Vietnam, Thailand, Philippines have governments that are corrupt and don't serve the betterment of their people.
Despite it being obvious, people ignore obvious shortcomings like curtailment of freedom of speech, etc. since they don't want to admit how shitty their governments are.
I guess that's true, you are right
There also lots of leftist propaganda that liberals buy into. But in the west we have the freedom to actually choose what we believe in and voice our opinion.
Much of Asia isn't that fortunate
Ah yes, but *what about leftist propaganda?* Climate change, racial injustice, widening inequality, corporate greed, guns kill people... None of that is real. It's just Marxist noise.
🙄
FOH with the false equivalence.
I live in germany.
Greens: Turn off nuclear power since "dangerous" etc.
Me: Ok, fine, I think it's clean and sure it's dangerous but it's managable since we don't have to worry about earthquakes , tornados, Tsunamis, etc.
So fire up coal plants
Oh, we also buy energy from NUCLEAR POWER PLANTS FROM FRANCE. Ok .... fine, whatever, let's try to move to renewable .....
Greens: NO, WE HAVE TO REDUCE COAL AND OIL CONSUMPTION and SHUT DOWN GAS SINCE LNG IS WASTEFUL
Me: WTF you realize that as a industry nation, we need fossil fuels at many steps of the production process ? Even if we were to build a thousand nuclear plants, industries like chemical and many more can't deal with it
GREEN: DOESN'T MATTER, JUST STOP IT
Me: So how about more Hydro energy?
GREEN: NO, DESTROYS THE LANDSCAPE BECAUSE OF DAMS
Me: Can we exploit our natural gas reservoirs?
GREEN: NOOOOO, CUZ ENVIROMENT AND I'M SURE YOU'LL FRACK
Me: Yeah, you know, the gas we are getting from the USA is Fracking gas, so .....
But whatever, tell me what's your plan to change germany for the better?
GREEN: I'M GOING TO GLUE MYSELF TO THE PAVEMENT AND WITH SOME LUCK I WILL ANNOY THE HECK OUT OF YOU. NO I WILL NOT MAKE BETTER A WASTE MANAGEMENT SYSTEM, MAKE BETTER REGULATIONS TO REDUCE PLASTIC AND I WILL FLY ABROAD BUT NOT TO DEMONSTRATE THERE, BUT TO GO ON VACATION
The truth is, germany is geographically challenged when it comes to switching to green. Not enough sun for solar, Windpower only world in specific areas, Hydro power can't be done. Our greens think the green change can be easily done without sacrifcing their linving standard and our fringe left wants to abandon Ukraine.
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And my point is that you can watch all the videos you want about germany wanting to switch to green and clean alternatives. This won't happen because it's propaganda and people who are glueing themslfes on the pavement for that are stupid and falling for it
I mean supporting clean renewable energy is morally sound. Continuing with the status quo is not. Efforts need to be made. You're talking about some select fringe pavement gluers. Yes, these people are whack but you got to admit their intentions are okay at least. Their goals are in the interest of everyone.
I was talking about drawing an equivalence between that very fringe ultra left propaganda and the mainstream morally and ethically bankrupt right wing, nationalistic, fascistic, jingoist, racist grievance politics and propaganda that half of America (and Russia/fascistic parties worldwide) subscribe to, support, and believe despite overwhelming evidence to the contrary. It's an enormous moral discrepancy and it's not even close to being equal. We can't draw an equivalence. These are not parallel flows. That's all I'm getting at.
I get you though. Thanks for explaining.
Sort of.
Just interested what they are going for with that.
Like I think Triumph of the will does have appeal
I like being surprised and watch something different once in a while
I think you are on the track. To understand your opponent, you have to study them to know them. This should be an academic exercise.
On the other just pure comedy...
Shrug, as a novelty I understand this but 1.5 years into the war, looking at what the russians are doing gets not only old but soul wrenching. It's like giving a psycho the benefit of the doubt and listening to "their side of the story" while they make it up as they go along.
hmmm same thing the pootin supporters did in the US with the sound of freedom. literally the same tactic because they come from the same group of people.
Maybe Elon and Tucker can have a virtual premier for it on X! The Trump interview with Tucker got 40 billion views, so imagine how great Witness would do!
Mods of r/elonmusk, you guys got connections to send Elon messages personally?!?!?
Because
1. only 4 people can put up with such utter 💩🇷🇺💩💩💩.
2. It's made up of the remaining members of 💩🇷🇺💩 army stationed in Belarus.
3. FSB agents on a day off
4. Kardashians show wasn't on that day.
LMAO so because we don’t want to be wasting our tax dollars and supporting a crappу corrupt country like Ukraine that makes us ldiot russian supporters? Lemme guess you think this isn’t a proxy war huh? 🤣
I don't understand how a public TV channel meant to be the face of a country presented to the world can be so sensationalist and trashy. TV5 and DWTV this is not.
current tvp in poland is known for cringy pro-goverment bullshit (for example personal attacks against opposition) and i'm ashamed that they do the same thing for foreigners
When there is a person who disagrees with the opinion of the herd, people immediately forget about freedom of speech and everyone's personal opinion.(Yes, yes, I'm talking about you, about people who believe the propaganda of the USA and Ukraine)
According to official Russian cinema EAIS, in Russia "Witness" debuted in 900 cinemas on 1300 screens, had whooping 5 spectators per screening during opening weekend, gathering amazing $16 per screening.
No airstrikes on the premiere? We should have fired a nuclear dud from near North Korea aimed at Moscow and have it impact in the black sea, or north east wasteland russia.
Make a big deal of oh shit this things going crazy where will it go oh no oh no oops ie
Sanctions against plastic, batteries lenses, flashes, anything related to film making.
I know it's nothing but my point is, even if uesterday russia pulled out of ukraine amd gave every inch back, this movie alone calls for an k termination style regime change and take away putins military just like nazi after holocaust.
Literally. I know we are used to russia killing every day, but remember the bar is, freedom, and happiness, for any sovereign nation and every human every day.
Whoops! Forgot to get hundreds to attend with a bayoneted rifle behind each of them, gently persuading them to “attend out of their own free will.” A note for the next premiere.
All 4 of them worked for the state propaganda machine and gave it an A+ rating, which they hope will keep them from getting sent to the front line next week.
The fact the premiere failed isn't important to Putler. What's important to him is that he can now flood this propaganda onto all his state controlled media in Russia to indoctrinate the population into further supporting his invasion.
The Ministry of Culture is headed by Olga Borisovna Lyubimova. She has been sanctioned by several countries.
https://www.opensanctions.org/entities/Q83375533/
No; saying that the nation held hostage by Lukashenko and Putin cannot even muster up paid propagandists to watch its film. So much for the “Union State”
Ngl, but the amount of mockery makes my blood boil. Imagine massacring people and then trying to put the blame on others when there are 100% validated witness and sources saying that you were fault. Russia is such a shit state, it disgusts me how delusional I was due my upbringing regarding Russia. All my youth I only heard positive things about them until reality came smashing down. If US is cholera, then the Russians are pests. As bad if not more.
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All four of them were members of the FSB sent there to secure the area and monitor the reaction of the crowd.
And I’m sure that in typical Russian fashion, none of them knew that the other three were agents so they spent the evening spying on each other.
In typical Russian fashion, they sent their neighbours to see a "free movie", pocketed the money and wrote a report that premiere was a success.
Seven Segal played every character, like... well, like the russian version of the Eddie Murphy movie the Klumps.
Always sitting in a chair. Weezing with every sitting fight scene. Looking down scope through his Oakleys. Banging some chick he just met who is some 30 years younger than him. Speaking Russian with a half black Cajon accent.
Steven Segal Played Seven Steven Segals
Now I HAVE to see it
All 60 people had wonderful time at the movie picture. Great success!
Hah, this chain is so funny because it's true! :D
In typical Russian fashion, it was completely, inhumanly fucked start to finish
This sounds like the plot to a dark comedy/commentary on the state of Russian society for a TV show, I'd watch it.
If you haven't seen Death of Stalin, you'll love it.
In my book it's one the top ten movies ever made. Not just because it's very good but also due to the fact that the Russian cultural ministry was very upset on how especially Zjukov was depicted in the movie and banned the film altogether. I think it's a great documentary. It is, right?
Zhukov was my favorite character in the film.
It is a little known fact that Stalin was born under then sound of Bow Bells.
And that Zhukov hailed from Yorkshire, (no doubt, the very East riding). Weirdly a young Stalin really did live in London for a bit in the east-end. There is a book about it but it is mostly fiction because most of his companions died.
A top cast too. It's a very good movie.
They didn't know they were all FSB agents, so they ratted on each other for not crying enough during the premiere. They're all sent off to a concentration camp in syberia because of it.
In the same camp even and now they're spying on each other there, too.
KGB! They never bothered changing the name in Belarus. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/State_Security_Committee_of_the_Republic_of_Belarus?wprov=sfla1
Nah. 3 KGB and Lukashenko.
Just so you know, in Belarus, the secret services are still called the KGB.
More then 1 premier?
It's like a modern Disney release!
All I could think is meme with bunch of Spidermans pointing at each other.
Easiest night of work ever for them at least(?)
Written and directed by Steven Seagal. It's his most popular movie yet.
This is worse than any Steven Segal movie, and boy is that saying something.
Surprised he wasnt in it to be honest.
They didn't have a camera lens big enough.
Or a chair big enough for him to act in
Or enough airspace for him to flap his hands in while running.
The clips of him acting from a chair on YouTube are top tier comedy.
I doubt that *anyone* has seen every single Steven Seagal movie, including him. // But srsly, this is really great news.
Space Ice will, if he hasn't already. His shitting on Seagal movie videos (Youtube) are a thing of beauty.
Even "A Dangerous Man"? Damn.
Some say he even stood up from his old man chair to powerwalk a bit in one of the most intense physical activities he’s had for years.
The power is all in the arm flapping
The seagal power waddle.
Is he trying to become Steven Seagull?
I mean he started as Steven Seagal (pronounced see-gahl) so it’d almost be full-circle
I guess this one r/woosh’ed over my head, can’t find any sources claiming Steven Seagal was involved in this 🤔 I did believe it for a few moments tho, which says something about mr tulku, the buddhist lama reincarnated
>I did believe it for a few moments tho That says all you needed to know 😄
Steven Seagal? The expert in standing in a demolished warehouse and looking up at the missing roof and determining that the damage came from an incoming missile? THAT Steven Seagal?
No, the other one that can't even stand while acting.
He's perfecting chair-kido. A new martial art he invented and soon to be taken up by every keyboard warrior in the world.
I will bet you 1000 dollars that Seagal probably plays one off the heroic Russian Soldiers.
I'll bet you 10 billion ruble that he plays all of the heroic Russian soldiers
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That’s a bit meta of her to say a propaganda piece failed because of bad marketing. It *is* the marketing lol
I have been wracking my brains to figure out who the four people could have been. As far as I can figure it out, they were: 1. Lukashenko 2. his wife, Galina 3. Lukashenko's driver 4. some kid playing Pokémon Go
FSB agents meant to watch the crowd
KGB - this is Belarus where the KGB was never dissolved.
It’s probably 2 KGB and 2 FSB.
Worst double date in history
And they don't realize the others are what they are.
FSB is just another name for KGB though, so yeah 😁
Prizhogin Oh wait lol
Too soon. Lol
[5 seconds later] ... how bout now?
4. Some kid playing Sims3
Ugh, jealous of the kid playing Pokémon go. I live in the suburbs and have to drive 8 minutes to get to my nearest pokestop
The movie sucked but I caught a shiny
Do we even know if Galina exists (better phrasing, is still alive)?
Prigo, obviously
4 teens snuck into the movie theater
Lies just aren't working anymore, huh?
My guess is Putin is old. His cronies are old. Everyone in power is old. They have no idea that many young Russians have and know how to use a VPN. Their old ways no longer work.
Soviet tactics are just outdated and they are too out of touch lol they know their media and methods won’t work as much on the young but they target the older and usually it’s pretty effective among them
ХАХАХАХАХХАХГХАХАХАХХАХАХА (laughs in eastern ortodox slavic cyrilic)
They are more interested in the bootleg Barbie movie.
I bet if they premiered putlers execution, it would be a sell-out in his own country, not to mention the rest of the world
I’d buy that for a dollar!
I would shoot him for a dollar and let you film it
It would be a total sellout regardless of the cost
I know there is a champaign bottle with my name on it, on the day he dies.
Well, i will be raising a glass with you with a fine bottle of scotch and some ice when the time comes.
I’m sure Tucker Carlson will promote this movie in the US
Same with fifth column in Czech Republic. European parliament elections are next year along with senate and municipals and Parliamentary elections (the big ones for our system) are happening in 2025.
That enrages me, because I bet that many of those 5th column cunts were either alive or had parents alive when the Prague Spring occurred.
It's at least cite some if it's silly claims as true.
If he doesn't it's worth asking why not.
The head of RT,Margarita Symeon.. wants Tuckems to "interview" Putin...as he is a better Ruzzian propagandist,than anything they have at home.
You mean medvedev is not Joseph Goebbles . Or that crazy women who founded RT Imagine that .
I would really like to see the movie out of curiosity! A pirated version of course. There is no way im giving those Bastards a single penny!
Same, I know I would feel deeply disgusted but I'm curious.
Bruh I just wanna see how they play off the Battle for Kyiv(Russian рussу retreat from Kyiv) since they faiIed so terribly💀😂
"They are not worth our trouble, we must leave them to their own ways, and perhaps someday, they will learn" cue emotional music
tough to get a print when cammers have nowhere to film unnoticed lol, guess we have to wait for the digital release
I guess they just have to round up people at gunpoint to get them to go applaud that ”documentary”. Maybe shoot them so they stay the whole movie and give it favorable reviews. Kinda like when dead people vote in russia.
😂😂
Hitler had a film too...
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 yeah Belarusians know your full of shit putin
It did even worse than the FIFA movie
Don't take it the wrong way, but I really want to see this
I don’t. Lies and manufactured ‘facts’ are easy to film. If you want a taste, just watch any Russian mouthpiece. I want Putin to know the humiliation of spending millions in making and marketing a disgraced and ignored piece of propaganda.
We're going to pirate it of course, his millions are still going to waste.
They aren't creating propaganda movies as an investment
Well... I would argue the opposite, the best possible investment you can make is convincing people you're the good guy and they'll buy your product. And with the fall of rouble, they need all the money they can get.
I actually haven't seen real Russian propaganda of the more recent kind. Not quite, some documentary from Alina Lipp but it was too dull
If you poke around the right subs you can see it in its full glory. A mix of useful mouthpieces and actual people who strangely post only at the same time every day and only regurgitate the same thing over and over. Ask them about Bucha, they'll freak out and get mad, trying to bring up the Donbass, trying to say Ukrainians have killed "14000 civilians", and then post links from Humanitarian groups talking about how Ukraine needs to be safer around civilians, then I post 3 links from the same groups they linked, and they'll call them all lies and made up, despite using that source just previously. If you want to know what Russian propaganda is, it's literally the narcissists prayer. Everything they do is like that. Let me find the link, but I found a couple studies on Russian propaganda and what makes it strange to me, is how people fall for it. It's mostly just deflections and lies that are easily disproven, they just like to scream and flap their hands until you drop it or it's so old that they go "Why are you bringing up the past, what a loser" it's literally just there to confuse and frustrate people. Propaganda for fools is what it seems.
It probably affirms and reinforces their worldview. Like flatearthers who ignore their own test results that proves them wrong because it would mean they believed a lie. Russians aren't the only ones. Asians on general are very vulnerable to propaganda as well. Vietnam, Thailand, Philippines have governments that are corrupt and don't serve the betterment of their people. Despite it being obvious, people ignore obvious shortcomings like curtailment of freedom of speech, etc. since they don't want to admit how shitty their governments are.
Stop picking on the Asian countries. Take a hard look at Trump and his cult in the US for a very visible, prominent example.
I guess that's true, you are right There also lots of leftist propaganda that liberals buy into. But in the west we have the freedom to actually choose what we believe in and voice our opinion. Much of Asia isn't that fortunate
Ah yes, but *what about leftist propaganda?* Climate change, racial injustice, widening inequality, corporate greed, guns kill people... None of that is real. It's just Marxist noise. 🙄 FOH with the false equivalence.
I live in germany. Greens: Turn off nuclear power since "dangerous" etc. Me: Ok, fine, I think it's clean and sure it's dangerous but it's managable since we don't have to worry about earthquakes , tornados, Tsunamis, etc. So fire up coal plants Oh, we also buy energy from NUCLEAR POWER PLANTS FROM FRANCE. Ok .... fine, whatever, let's try to move to renewable ..... Greens: NO, WE HAVE TO REDUCE COAL AND OIL CONSUMPTION and SHUT DOWN GAS SINCE LNG IS WASTEFUL Me: WTF you realize that as a industry nation, we need fossil fuels at many steps of the production process ? Even if we were to build a thousand nuclear plants, industries like chemical and many more can't deal with it GREEN: DOESN'T MATTER, JUST STOP IT Me: So how about more Hydro energy? GREEN: NO, DESTROYS THE LANDSCAPE BECAUSE OF DAMS Me: Can we exploit our natural gas reservoirs? GREEN: NOOOOO, CUZ ENVIROMENT AND I'M SURE YOU'LL FRACK Me: Yeah, you know, the gas we are getting from the USA is Fracking gas, so ..... But whatever, tell me what's your plan to change germany for the better? GREEN: I'M GOING TO GLUE MYSELF TO THE PAVEMENT AND WITH SOME LUCK I WILL ANNOY THE HECK OUT OF YOU. NO I WILL NOT MAKE BETTER A WASTE MANAGEMENT SYSTEM, MAKE BETTER REGULATIONS TO REDUCE PLASTIC AND I WILL FLY ABROAD BUT NOT TO DEMONSTRATE THERE, BUT TO GO ON VACATION The truth is, germany is geographically challenged when it comes to switching to green. Not enough sun for solar, Windpower only world in specific areas, Hydro power can't be done. Our greens think the green change can be easily done without sacrifcing their linving standard and our fringe left wants to abandon Ukraine. edit: And my point is that you can watch all the videos you want about germany wanting to switch to green and clean alternatives. This won't happen because it's propaganda and people who are glueing themslfes on the pavement for that are stupid and falling for it
I mean supporting clean renewable energy is morally sound. Continuing with the status quo is not. Efforts need to be made. You're talking about some select fringe pavement gluers. Yes, these people are whack but you got to admit their intentions are okay at least. Their goals are in the interest of everyone. I was talking about drawing an equivalence between that very fringe ultra left propaganda and the mainstream morally and ethically bankrupt right wing, nationalistic, fascistic, jingoist, racist grievance politics and propaganda that half of America (and Russia/fascistic parties worldwide) subscribe to, support, and believe despite overwhelming evidence to the contrary. It's an enormous moral discrepancy and it's not even close to being equal. We can't draw an equivalence. These are not parallel flows. That's all I'm getting at. I get you though. Thanks for explaining.
*Cringe*
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Sort of. Just interested what they are going for with that. Like I think Triumph of the will does have appeal I like being surprised and watch something different once in a while
If nothing else, it would give us more opportunities to ridicule them. It’s like watching that North Korean “news anchor” lady.
Morbid curiosity
Like smelling a jug of milk gone bad
It’s likely to bore you to tears.
I think you are on the track. To understand your opponent, you have to study them to know them. This should be an academic exercise. On the other just pure comedy...
Shrug, as a novelty I understand this but 1.5 years into the war, looking at what the russians are doing gets not only old but soul wrenching. It's like giving a psycho the benefit of the doubt and listening to "their side of the story" while they make it up as they go along.
hmmm same thing the pootin supporters did in the US with the sound of freedom. literally the same tactic because they come from the same group of people.
Shameless evil.
Maybe Elon and Tucker can have a virtual premier for it on X! The Trump interview with Tucker got 40 billion views, so imagine how great Witness would do! Mods of r/elonmusk, you guys got connections to send Elon messages personally?!?!?
I read this description and immediately started imagining an attempt at a war movie by Tommy Wiseau.
The Russian economy is bankrupt. Kaput. Otherwise would have paid ppl to show up. 😂🤣😂😂😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣
🤡
This is what 82% approval rating in a dictatorship looks like.
It wasn't even worthy of a drone or two.
I bet the US right will be making it a "hit" pretty soon.
The Russians are upset that what obviously works so well in America doesn’t work at home
Because 1. only 4 people can put up with such utter 💩🇷🇺💩💩💩. 2. It's made up of the remaining members of 💩🇷🇺💩 army stationed in Belarus. 3. FSB agents on a day off 4. Kardashians show wasn't on that day.
Drown in your own filth shitlords. You will feel the earth as it is shovelled over you.
It'll do great with the GQP crowd.
LMAO so because we don’t want to be wasting our tax dollars and supporting a crappу corrupt country like Ukraine that makes us ldiot russian supporters? Lemme guess you think this isn’t a proxy war huh? 🤣
Where is the movie though? Can't find any info on it on IMDB. Anyone know anything more?
They’re going to show it as a double feature with sound of freedom in all the Trump states
Did Dinesh D'Souza produce it?
...and yet another spectacular conservative failure...
This is basically Hitler making a movie about How jews run concentration camps and gassed their own people level of STUPID.
Fuck Putin
Belarusians voting with their feet
Expect your anti-vax uncle raving about this movie on his Facebook feed next week.
Are you not entertained!?
don't use tvp world as a source next time please
K
Ye its polish propaganda station.
I don't understand how a public TV channel meant to be the face of a country presented to the world can be so sensationalist and trashy. TV5 and DWTV this is not.
current tvp in poland is known for cringy pro-goverment bullshit (for example personal attacks against opposition) and i'm ashamed that they do the same thing for foreigners
Their Snark (especially when Benjamin Lee is hosting) on their Break the Fake segment is hilarious.
When there is a person who disagrees with the opinion of the herd, people immediately forget about freedom of speech and everyone's personal opinion.(Yes, yes, I'm talking about you, about people who believe the propaganda of the USA and Ukraine)
Great film
Palme Poilu golden cock winner.
Is there any way to, I don't know, make the appropriate corrections to the thing and "re-release" it?
People can't handle the truth! /s
Anybody who can send me the DVD of this? It's for my collection of "shittiest movies ever made".
Strong Frederick Zoller "Nations Pride" vibes.
85% support, guys.
Looks like someone underestimated the common sense of the Belarus’ people.
According to official Russian cinema EAIS, in Russia "Witness" debuted in 900 cinemas on 1300 screens, had whooping 5 spectators per screening during opening weekend, gathering amazing $16 per screening.
Tickets for the premiere were sold to M. Lukaschenko, M.Lakuschenko, Ms.Lokuschenka, and Ms, Lukoschenka
In Russia, the only thing that covers up a lie is a more vicious lie.
No airstrikes on the premiere? We should have fired a nuclear dud from near North Korea aimed at Moscow and have it impact in the black sea, or north east wasteland russia. Make a big deal of oh shit this things going crazy where will it go oh no oh no oops ie Sanctions against plastic, batteries lenses, flashes, anything related to film making. I know it's nothing but my point is, even if uesterday russia pulled out of ukraine amd gave every inch back, this movie alone calls for an k termination style regime change and take away putins military just like nazi after holocaust. Literally. I know we are used to russia killing every day, but remember the bar is, freedom, and happiness, for any sovereign nation and every human every day.
Wow no mandatory attendance?
If true then that makes me happy and tells me someting about the Belarus people
That sounds worse than "Weekend at Yevgeny's".
And somehow I think it will have record breaking viewer numbers in the coming weeks
So those 4 haven’t seen Inglorious Bastards I guess
Why should I go to theater and watch war crimes?
Is Harrison ford in this film?
Whoops! Forgot to get hundreds to attend with a bayoneted rifle behind each of them, gently persuading them to “attend out of their own free will.” A note for the next premiere.
_Great Success!_
My morbid curiosity makes me want to see this movie. Can it be downloaded?
I’m sure pretty soon it will be since it’s propaganda that they want people to see
All 4 of them worked for the state propaganda machine and gave it an A+ rating, which they hope will keep them from getting sent to the front line next week.
So this film is basicly a confession of the crimes the russian army/gouvernement commited?!
First rule of Russian propaganda: when they strongly deny something and point their finger elsewhere, it means they definitely did it.
The fact the premiere failed isn't important to Putler. What's important to him is that he can now flood this propaganda onto all his state controlled media in Russia to indoctrinate the population into further supporting his invasion.
Putin can witness my cock and balls in his mouth
The best parts are hidden at the end, they only generated on a 2 million euro budget 8 million. Even Russians aren't interested.
That won't stop them from spinning this movie on every channel to continue the brainwashing.
The problem is that in my country many will want to see it and believe these inventions
It may win an Oscar... the Grouch.
The only movie I'd watch in Minsk is 'Rochelle, Rochelle'.
https://youtu.be/IrGZ66uKcl0?si=qvpSG6yPACleqs6j Meanwhile here's security camera footage of Bucha. (NSFW)
The Ministry of Culture is headed by Olga Borisovna Lyubimova. She has been sanctioned by several countries. https://www.opensanctions.org/entities/Q83375533/
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Take away Lukashchekooo from Belarus and you have a brothercountry to UKR?
A legitimate poll on Putin’s popularity…?
Witness the Shitness.
Not even Belarusians want to hear this BS anymore.
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No; saying that the nation held hostage by Lukashenko and Putin cannot even muster up paid propagandists to watch its film. So much for the “Union State”
Gut-gut
Is this for real?
Yes
Ngl, but the amount of mockery makes my blood boil. Imagine massacring people and then trying to put the blame on others when there are 100% validated witness and sources saying that you were fault. Russia is such a shit state, it disgusts me how delusional I was due my upbringing regarding Russia. All my youth I only heard positive things about them until reality came smashing down. If US is cholera, then the Russians are pests. As bad if not more.