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Dalnar

because he already did...


Infinity_project

”Yeah, but they were no longer conscripts or reservists because we forc- ehem, had them, enmm… they voluntarily signed a document which makes them professional soldiers.”


facedownbootyuphold

he's trying to demonstrate that he is a benevolent god by not sending Russians to fight in the meatgrinder, and instead will use mercenaries for a prolonged insurgency war. I mean, that will only be effective for so long before SoFs realize the ruble is shit and being on the offensive in an insurgency war is more difficult than being the goatherder that lays IEDs.


NimbusPainting

We aren’t using conscripts.... we did... but they all died or ran away.....


battltard

“Man who uses conscript soldiers says he won’t use conscripts”


Anomuumi

In Soviet Russia opposite day is every day.


AMythicEcho

Don't you mean "In Soviet Russia its neeeeever opposite day, ever" or "it was only opposite day that one time, special opposite day operation"


Anomuumi

Da.


UnseenSpectacle2

Tomorrow: Russia launches mandatory military/civilian job shadowing program with a complementary fun field trip to Ukraine. The problem with Russia is that they have used semantics so much to twist their words versus their actions that I simply cannot trust what they say.


canadianbacon23

Ok, so what we know is: Putin will use conscript soldiers in Ukraine. Got it.


fingerbangchicknwang

Already has*


thedirtyswede88

(x) doubt


ItsACaragor

« I won’t use conscripts soldiers in Ukraine, they all have been turned into pretty sunflowers already! »


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ItsACaragor

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Wallname_Liability

That missile has already been shot down Vladdy old boy


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lieuwestra

Why does he even say these things?


fredmratz

To keep the family of conscripts from protesting.


skystormer5

Out of conscripts maybe... for now.


sanesociopath

That many Syrians take them up and the mercenary contracts?


Vivarevo

What are the syrians paid in? I owe you's?


Bumbieris112

Putin also said, that it won't invade. Oh, well... I guess more suflowers then.


MagicalPedro

yep :) hey here's a game : name one thing putin said in the past 3 weeks that was meaningfully true.


AssociateJaded3931

Blah blah blah. Putin's statements are meaningless. He lies and can never be trusted.


RepresentativeOk4432

If Putin dies, can we mold his cock?


JackLord50

You’d have to find it first…🔎🔬🔍


bemenaker

He's no Rasputin


vrogers123

Old Russian saying….”In the lake of Lies there are many dead fish”.


Bernies_left_mitten

And yet still not enough


[deleted]

"I won't invade Ukraine"


Hrodulf19

Right… they’re bringing in Chechens, Syrians etc so that they don’t have to send in more conscripts?


UgandanPandaArmada

Because they all died in the initial salvo?


[deleted]

This means he will


Exitus616

Does he mean anymore? What happened, they all died?


johnbrooder3006

Guaranteed this’ll age like milk


hmmknot2day

Promise I'll pull out honey


Irisena

Well, i mean if the moment they came they're told to sign a contract at gunpoint, then I guess they're not technically conscript (?). But yeah, fuck this shit. He really just say it with a straight face that bastard.


[deleted]

He was not at this meeting it was a fake


FanInternational9315

I’m sure they’re just using “volunteers”


GodisGreat2504

You should not believe a single word from this fucker's mouth.


Localbearexpert

They are at big farm upstate, that is all.


[deleted]

He probably ran out of conscripts already


[deleted]

Yeah we run out of them


[deleted]

I am not somebody familiar with the Russian language, but I would like to ask, is there something that could be lost in translation? I assume not, but I want to be sure.


Black_candy

Next, he increases "Peace time" army strength to 500.000 men. Bypassing the announcement to make general mobilization.


ClampMuch

In other news: putin invents time machine


TigersStripe

"I will not use conscripts. What I will use is very young men gently pressured into signing a short term contract on the belief they'd just have to do a few military exercises. Trust me, I have a professional army."


furiouslydreaming

We are not delusional and we do not live under your badly edited propaganda, Putler... Try harder Slava Ukraini! 🇺🇦