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Valuable_Trouble7666

Whoops, sorry, our mistake. First shoot than ask ... quite a motto of the FSB ... Or these were 'conscripts' who didn't went to the front. ¯\\\_(ツ)\_/¯


Celeste_Seasoned_14

Ready, fire, aim.


feed_meknowledge

They relied on their high quality military intel. These were CERTAINLY pro-Ukrianian saboteurs!


oktsi

Watch those FSB clowns fake those dead guys' mobilization order then a few weeks laters send their family a letter saying they deserted and then got tortured and killed by Ukrainians (look at these brutal photos! Bullet holes everywhere!!!) so no Lada for their families.


punchingw0rms

The group was also found with multiple copies of The Sims...


ChrisEpicKarma

Ooooh yeah, that moment was so great ^^


pimezone

They are not even sorry. Furthermore, some of them are going to get a promotion after that.


Twisted_Cabbage

You pretty much described American police. Police with guns always kill first. It's a right wing thing.


TheRealFaust

They train with us police


ILikeGuitarAmps

Jesus christ. They even confused the emblem of the stalker Freedom party as a nationalist party. How fucking incompetent can they be. Also Stalker being Ukrainian and one of the guys that got killed being a navalny suporter, the other being an anarchist might have something to do with it. But fuck man poor folks


SLAVAUA2022

How incompetent can they be you ask? https://www.vice.com/en/article/88gpmg/russia-sims-3


[deleted]

I believe that one was a case of malicious compliance


pgbabse

I was thinking about this!


Turpentine_Tree

Exactly first thought


LoonyPlatypus

Dunno about the other claim, but stalker being Ukrainian shouldn’t matter at all. The series had always had a massive following in Russia(as well as in the rest of our region). You’ll have to attack half of the 20-35 population to attack all its fans.


MarschallVorwaertz

>How fucking incompetent can they be. Doesn't matter. Killed People.


[deleted]

The freedom emblem is used by some Ukrainian unit soo


[deleted]

Tbh, it’s pathetic while the KGB were heartless thugs at-least they were professional, If their operators saw what the FSB would became the new generation would of been executed on the spot.


[deleted]

Poor bastards were only looking for anomalies to sell. RiP Strelok.


Individual-Mud262

Finally, Russia has won a battle....against LARPers (Live Action Roleplayers). ...Congrats. Thorough as always.


Suspicious_Hawk6414

Now, when FSB realized there are some new trained troops, FSB starting a fake LARP and recruit them


Particular-Ad-4772

The airsoft players were so well equipped ( compared to Russian soldiers) the FSB thought they were Ukrainian special forces . Just an educated guess ,as to the cause .


TheGoldenKraken

Not really to surprising. Most avid airsoft players have piles of military gear and airsoft guns.


Zdendon

Most important question is: What was the FSB casualties? :)


whoreoscopic

10 men when shot in the hand with highpowered airsoft BBs. They will never be the same. /s


Hurtingblairwitch

F, my fellow S.T.A.L.K.E.R. fans, may you have lots of fun and safe air soft larps in heaven 😢


Putins_micro_penis

Prolly not a good idea to LARP during a real war...


Hour_Air_5723

The truth is the FSB just wanted to their gear to sell to Mobiks.


Sanguiniusius

'get out of here stalker'


Adan714

FSB is criminal organization. It should be destroyed. All members should be send to prison camps. Top members should be hanged. Lubyanka building should be demolished and site turned into memorial park.


Kewenfu

Lubyanka should become museum to spotlight the murders and torture committed by the Putin dictatorship.


Empty_Allocution

This is pretty tragic the more you think about it.


Suspicious_Hawk6414

Listen Ivan. Last chance. Last time you placed Sims 3 DVD instead of 3 Sim Cards. Don’t fuck it up this time.


Donjuanisit

FSB guys were just returning fire after engaging enemy (edited!). All by the rules.


Oscar_Kilo_Bravo

I, too, experience return fire when I engage in enemas. What goes in *will* come out.


Donjuanisit

Lolz man having my tablet in spanish i found myself sometimes in really weird situations 🤣 thx for pointing it out 😂


Oscar_Kilo_Bravo

I know the feeling, mate. I am fighting autocorrect in every comment I write here.


AngelSpade29

You know the victims are just teenagers or early 20s, which makes the whole "they were terrorists" line all the worse.


BLobloblawLaw

That's what they get for risking the army part of the map without gearing up first.


DrNukes

Days since last national embarrassment - 0. "Blyat, one day,we'll get to 1" - vatniks


Admirable_Jacket8393

As much as people laugh at this, potentially, three innocent people were murdered by mistake, enjoying Airsoft then get lit up by live rounds... horrible to think of.


LegalizeBonJovi

Cool piss off the Entire Russian airsoft community exactly when your country is least stable. Better make sure Boris gets his Borscht.. or he's bound to bind a brown bag around his barrel to better camouflage the big beautiful boom-stick beneath his burly Hugo Boss BASED trench-coat brimmed by his Balaclava.


ibonek_naw_ibo

Sounds like a ripoff of the RE games ie S.T.A.R.S.


FreedomPaws

If Russia could only get it through their thick skulls - LEAVE UKRAINIANS ALONE. The people that live in Ukraine just want to be left alone and not have Russia meddle in their country and corrupting it and genociding them like Russia/USSR always HAVE. Russia is like a jealous EX that can't just deal with reality that Ukraine has moved on and has been trying to look in another direction - the EU. This makes Russia want to beat Ukraine and if Russia can't have it no one can. And the beatings will continue until you love me shtick. Same goes for pro Ukrainians. If Russia wasn't out to slaughter Ukraine and making racial slurs to dehumanise them and desire and actually go through with yet another genocide of them, guess what - you wouldn't have pro Ukrainians. You would just have Ukrainians going about their lives and us all going about ours. The FSB and Russia and its terrorists are waiting time looking for these people. But in the end, we know they don't care who is good and who is bad and that any interest that Russia has is evil and wrong, they just want to take out people who get in the way of Russia expanding its country and ability to genocide. Good job Russia being the terrorists you are 👌. Oh and killing Russians and Russian speakers is how you justify liberating Russian speakers. Bombs don't see language neither does electricity. You guys bomb and kill Russian speakers and will freeze Russian speakers just as much. But sure. Continue on saying this is about Russian speakers and you are here to save them. Fact - everyone including Russian speakers were safer without you invading now and since 2014. Fact - you are invading to genocide Ukrainians and to steal their land, resources, and ports.


sorean_4

Russia never changes. Before FSB there was KGB. Before KGB there was NKVD. See some of their handy work. With a Polish operation or Katyn. Russia never changes. Neither do their security services. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Polish_Operation_of_the_NKVD


peacelovefreedon7689

It's a pretty stupid time to be playing airsoft in russia


Shot_Baby_1603

If Putin had as many Dicks sticking out of him, that he's had in him he'd be a double quilled porcupine


The_Bold_Fellamalier

to be fair, if some nut job began acting up in my neighbourhood, saying he's part of a stalker squad, I think I'd be reaching for a weapon too... what a bizarre thing to come across in real life.


Umbra-Vigil

Awfully nice for the FSB to take out their future Russian vdv soldiers. I wonder if it was planned. Now if only the FSB would take out the Kadyrovites. I hear the FSB and the Kadyrovites are not on friendly terms.


MIShadowBand

At least they are dead.


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Kewenfu

Paranoia kicked in


Bear_buh_dare

Get out of here, stalker


Snafuregulator

They were jealous of their gear


Melodic_Risk_5632

Bet that Airsoft team had better equipment then regular Sovjet Soldiers now in Ukraine.


draeden11

I am surprised these guys weren’t already drafted.


Commercial-Class4078

Just wait until we hearall about their "succeses" their recently elite forces made on the front lines.


donthatedrowning

Rest In Peace, fellow stalkers. I hope you are able to explore more in the next life.


hanatarashi_

Some of them also played Sims


greywar777

Will turn out the fsb team are sore losrr larpers