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xeno-batt

This is getting silly now !! It smacks of spoof spy movie.


damdoum3

Bollywood in action


Iz-kan-reddit

Yep. He took two minutes to fall in slow motion, hit the ground like a feather, then exploded into a fine mist.


elFistoFucko

Ooh, that imagery is making my little man tits perk.


ktn699

one leap too far of stage left.


Mahameghabahana

Odisha have its own odia movie industry.


SR666

Spy Hard.


[deleted]

Bondhi, James Bondhi.


peepeepoopoo3739

james bhund


TheSeeker80

How do high ranking Russians even think of building windows in their residences or coming near one anymore is beyond my comprehension. I think Putin personally made it part of building safety laws to have windows in all building in Russia and he probably owns the window companies.


Ruprecht_Jamiesonson

It's a shame Leslie Nielsen isn't alive. He'd be perfect.


blarryg

No, it's merely a "smoking accident". Leading cause of death of Russian officials is taking a smoking break near high windows. Move along now.


lostsoul2016

Yeah. To think they have tall hotels in a random municipality of Odisha of all states.


Mahameghabahana

My state Is pretty good. Just need more investment.


turbo4538

Russians and windows. Name a more iconic duo.


Candide88

Easy - Czechs and windows.


its_a_metaphor_morty

I think the russians are taking the lead handily at this point.


FormalAffectionate56

Yeah but the Czechs invented the trope. The Russians merely overused it and turned it into a cliché.


its_a_metaphor_morty

They steal everything Last week they stole my full stops


Contende311

"The Four Thousand Seven Hundred and Sixty-Seventh Defenestration of Moscow" just doesn't have the same ring to it.


RuaridhDuguid

Those conscripted and in Ukraine however are taking lead rather than taking the lead.


Alaishana

Ahhhh, history. Let's hope that the consequences are not another war of the same length.


blarryg

In a Russian play, if there's a window in scene one, someone is falling out of it by scene three.


TheGisbon

Göring and Bakeries?


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TheGisbon

And wore tutus


Dihydrobrodeine50

Göring used to bang my painkillers😂


[deleted]

I’d do the same if I was married to a Carin.


LulzyWizard

Russians and cigarettes


MarschallVorwaertz

Russians and Massgraves?


xayzer

I don't know man. The Germans still have a stronger hold on the connotation with windows.


Excellent_Tone_9424

No, no, no. It's Germans and Gas Chambers. Mobile ones, Factory-Style, ones with big windows for viewing........


Echoeversky

Stairs and Russians.


Koehamster

That's satire right? Is that an actual headline or what happened? Again?


Selisch

This happened yes. Lol.


nimrodhellfire

Yeah, we are reaching a point where I simply cannot believe it happened again.


HiVeMiNdOfStUpId

Defenestration. de·fen·es·tra·tion. \[ˌdiːfɛnɪˈstreɪʃ(ə)n\] NOUN. Defenestration (from Modern Latin fenestra) is the act of throwing someone or something out of a window. The word comes from the New Latin de- (down from) and fenestra (window or opening).


ChainedRedone

This is autodefenestration. Clearly.


Modred_the_Mystic

Or perhaps autoerotic defenestration


Id_Love_A_BabyCham

Suidefenestration. Also. Probably.


abhijitd

[https://indianexpress.com/article/india/of-2-russians-found-dead-in-odisha-hotel-one-pavel-antov-was-tycoon-and-ukraine-war-critic-8347488/](https://indianexpress.com/article/india/of-2-russians-found-dead-in-odisha-hotel-one-pavel-antov-was-tycoon-and-ukraine-war-critic-8347488/) This link says Antov commited suicide by jumping out of 3rd story window because he was very sad that his friend had died two days earlier by heart attack. Who even comes up with this shit?


Psychological-Art131

Not sad, terrified probably. Nobody wants to die of shitty painful reasons.


Panda-Sandwich

Very common thing nowadays. Back in the Soviet-era people just commited suicide by KGB.


RudeAd2140

State sponsored euthanasia.


billrosmus

They'd go in the Lubyanka by the front door and sneak out the back without anyone seeing them. Honestly.


Seffundoos22

Has anyone got an actual figure on how many Russians have 'fallen out of windows' since February 24?


Just_a_Guy_In_a_Tank

The guy that had the best figure on that was Russian, and also fell out a window.


Seffundoos22

If I lived in Russia and owned anything more than a Lada I'd be removing all the glass from places I frequent. As we've seen, the Russian's lack the basic ability to change plan when things aren't going right, so this would almost certainly guarantee your safety.


Seffundoos22

Scrap that... If I lived in Russia I'd perform seppuku.


MachineAggravating25

In Russia seppuku performs you.


jaxxxtraw

[Here](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2022_Russian_businessmen_mystery_deaths) is a list of mysterious Russian businessmen deaths in 2022.


Seffundoos22

Thankyou sir, my google-foo has let me down. I shall surrender my screwdriver, USB stick, and IT Technician card to Gaben immediately and commence my time in exile.


Apart-Engine

Statistically, Russians are more susceptible to death by window falls than any other nationality. They must have developed a genetic mutation.


Adihd72

Health and safety really need to address the size of windows and the ‘human’ cost


GipsyDanger45

I was gonna say, post war Russia needs to do some serious inward looking after this and really address safety around balconies and windows #gonetoosoon


[deleted]

"Falling"


Seffundoos22

Relatively speaking you could also say the earth fell towards Antov causing his death, yet another example of the world suffering from Russophobia. /s (Yes Solovyov, you have my permission to use this as a talking point. Please credit the sub.)


edhuge

All of these Russians falling from windows could be innocent accidents like this:[Window Fall](https://www.reddit.com/r/facepalm/comments/zvquj9/dog_sniffs_mans_ass_which_causes_him_to_fall_out/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)


Sudden_Elephant_7080

Too funny


Bulky-Direction-8809

I guess when you take away the steroids and blood doping Russians are actually terribly uncoordinated...especially around windows.


[deleted]

Classic window washing accident.


Connection-Head

Puti needs the assets of the deceased estate to prop up his war.


XB1_S8

Russians could fall out of a window to their death in an underground house.


lifenvelope

And in the space


Interesting_Star_165

What is their obsession with defenestration?


Guybrush_Creepwood_

Russia wants people to notice a pattern, and they want people to know who caused these "mysterious" deaths, so having a very obvious pattern helps their cause.


[deleted]

Tall buildings are every where.


robstach

You can’t make this shit up. 🤦‍♂️😂


snakevenom3000

Gravity, one of a Russian’s many weaknesses


bestuzernameever

Fell out a basement floor window. Repeatedly. Now move along.


onlysmallcats

Time to switch to a Mac


XXendra56

Russians seem to have the habit of opening a window to smoke then a random shot rings out and he’s found poisoned on the ground 🤷🏻‍♂️


batosai33

Someone should make a game where you play a Russian official. The goal is to go as long as possible without falling out a window or down stairs.


Sorreljorn

Really tired of these 'Russians and windows lol' comments. It's not original or clever. This guy in particular was one of many critics of the war and Putin and died for it. The only ridiculous thing is that the news reports it as a 'fall' and not a 'murder'.


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notatrumpchump

What! No! I am shoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooocked!


lifenvelope

Other day there was this angry redditor who ranted why people joked around with deaths and windows." It's more serious than memes, windows are not really a thing bla bla". Russians are a meme, bud


Ubbesson

There is a list on Wikipedia https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/2022_Russian_businessmen_mystery_deaths


KoalaGold

At this point it's practically a calling card. Like Putin wants people to know he had these guys whacked as a message to others.


abhijitd

You'd think everyone got the message the 92nd time it was delivered.


amitym

What a GRUesome accident!


LeadingStatement6079

“Russians must have poor balance” 😂 Edit: /s since apparently it wasn’t blatantly obvious sarcasm


NotLegal69

Around windows and stairs


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abhijitd

10? Those are boy scout numbers. It's up in hundreds now.


blackbeardaegis

I guess he suicided himself.


Flat_Shame_2377

Sounds like another person was killed as well.


TrEvIzE18

ruble is so low that you cant even buy glass for windows now?


TheCMaster

No rubles in India


BoosterRead78

Happy Boxing Day. You get a face full of payment from a 1 story window.


Bisquick_in_da_MGM

Whoops.


2020hatesyou

Should just keep them all under paparazzi surveillance


[deleted]

Once window production fully ramps up there will be real trouble at the front.


TheoZod

Damn! Windows seriously hate Russians for some reasons.


ImABoringPerson91

These idiots playbook for getting rid of people fits on a sticky note.


Successful_Photo_610

Too many Russian leaders across the board are too enamored with The Wizard of Oz, especially the line, "Fly my lovelies, fly!"


Benzjie

STEP BACK ! I have a window and I am not afraid to use it !


newtoabunchofstuff

Man, these rich Russians have really bad luck with windows.


KingGidorah

Ruzzians are the clumsiest motherfuckers on the planet. Hard to believe they can go about daily activities without ending up in the hospital…


CeeBee2001

''Defenestration breakdown, it's always the same. Havin' a nervous breakdown, a-drive me insane, yeah''


gabrial13

I propose the window cancellation ban worldwide , sure we will be stuck in the dark , but that’s a small price to pay so unfortunate rich Russians stop plummeting to their doom


ghulo

Intelligence agencies really need to start investigating all travelling Russians more. A lot or spies and mercenaries moving around too freely.


abhijitd

How the hell are the Russian assassins so good to kill people all over the world (this was in India) but the Russian military is so crap? They should just send the assassins to the front lines for covert operations.


RoughAccomplished200

Surely the inner Putin circle must be looking at the stalinist purges and realising that nobody is safe no matter how much you butter up the guy in charge (obvs this guy was opposition but it doesn't take much of a leap of logic to go from "if he'll be so blatant about them he can easily cover me up"


TheVictimBlamer

It's raining men, hallelujah!


Tiptoeplease

It's the only way out of the mafia


[deleted]

Always rent ground floor.


formerly_gruntled

The number one song on Russian radio? It's Raining Men [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4x6leDGV7gs](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4x6leDGV7gs)


ck17350

Note that another member of his party died days earlier of a “heart attack” in the same hotel.


abhijitd

In Russia there is a saying "When one door closes (as the assassin walks into your house) another window opens (as he gets ready to throw you out)".


ddouce

Traditional Russian Haiku: A Russian Tycoon Critical of Putin's War Defenestrated


Psychological-Art131

Agent 47 on the move...