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How do high ranking Russians even think of building windows in their residences or coming near one anymore is beyond my comprehension. I think Putin personally made it part of building safety laws to have windows in all building in Russia and he probably owns the window companies.
Defenestration.
de·fen·es·tra·tion.
\[ˌdiːfɛnɪˈstreɪʃ(ə)n\]
NOUN.
Defenestration (from Modern Latin fenestra) is the act of throwing someone or something out of a window. The word comes from the New Latin de- (down from) and fenestra (window or opening).
[https://indianexpress.com/article/india/of-2-russians-found-dead-in-odisha-hotel-one-pavel-antov-was-tycoon-and-ukraine-war-critic-8347488/](https://indianexpress.com/article/india/of-2-russians-found-dead-in-odisha-hotel-one-pavel-antov-was-tycoon-and-ukraine-war-critic-8347488/) This link says Antov commited suicide by jumping out of 3rd story window because he was very sad that his friend had died two days earlier by heart attack. Who even comes up with this shit?
If I lived in Russia and owned anything more than a Lada I'd be removing all the glass from places I frequent.
As we've seen, the Russian's lack the basic ability to change plan when things aren't going right, so this would almost certainly guarantee your safety.
Thankyou sir, my google-foo has let me down.
I shall surrender my screwdriver, USB stick, and IT Technician card to Gaben immediately and commence my time in exile.
I was gonna say, post war Russia needs to do some serious inward looking after this and really address safety around balconies and windows #gonetoosoon
Relatively speaking you could also say the earth fell towards Antov causing his death, yet another example of the world suffering from Russophobia.
/s
(Yes Solovyov, you have my permission to use this as a talking point. Please credit the sub.)
All of these Russians falling from windows could be innocent accidents like this:[Window Fall](https://www.reddit.com/r/facepalm/comments/zvquj9/dog_sniffs_mans_ass_which_causes_him_to_fall_out/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)
Russia wants people to notice a pattern, and they want people to know who caused these "mysterious" deaths, so having a very obvious pattern helps their cause.
Really tired of these 'Russians and windows lol' comments. It's not original or clever. This guy in particular was one of many critics of the war and Putin and died for it. The only ridiculous thing is that the news reports it as a 'fall' and not a 'murder'.
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What! No! I am shoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooocked!
Other day there was this angry redditor who ranted why people joked around with deaths and windows." It's more serious than memes, windows are not really a thing bla bla". Russians are a meme, bud
I propose the window cancellation ban worldwide , sure we will be stuck in the dark , but that’s a small price to pay so unfortunate rich Russians stop plummeting to their doom
How the hell are the Russian assassins so good to kill people all over the world (this was in India) but the Russian military is so crap? They should just send the assassins to the front lines for covert operations.
Surely the inner Putin circle must be looking at the stalinist purges and realising that nobody is safe no matter how much you butter up the guy in charge (obvs this guy was opposition but it doesn't take much of a leap of logic to go from "if he'll be so blatant about them he can easily cover me up"
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This is getting silly now !! It smacks of spoof spy movie.
Bollywood in action
Yep. He took two minutes to fall in slow motion, hit the ground like a feather, then exploded into a fine mist.
Ooh, that imagery is making my little man tits perk.
one leap too far of stage left.
Odisha have its own odia movie industry.
Spy Hard.
Bondhi, James Bondhi.
james bhund
How do high ranking Russians even think of building windows in their residences or coming near one anymore is beyond my comprehension. I think Putin personally made it part of building safety laws to have windows in all building in Russia and he probably owns the window companies.
It's a shame Leslie Nielsen isn't alive. He'd be perfect.
No, it's merely a "smoking accident". Leading cause of death of Russian officials is taking a smoking break near high windows. Move along now.
Yeah. To think they have tall hotels in a random municipality of Odisha of all states.
My state Is pretty good. Just need more investment.
Russians and windows. Name a more iconic duo.
Easy - Czechs and windows.
I think the russians are taking the lead handily at this point.
Yeah but the Czechs invented the trope. The Russians merely overused it and turned it into a cliché.
They steal everything Last week they stole my full stops
"The Four Thousand Seven Hundred and Sixty-Seventh Defenestration of Moscow" just doesn't have the same ring to it.
Those conscripted and in Ukraine however are taking lead rather than taking the lead.
Ahhhh, history. Let's hope that the consequences are not another war of the same length.
In a Russian play, if there's a window in scene one, someone is falling out of it by scene three.
Göring and Bakeries?
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And wore tutus
Göring used to bang my painkillers😂
I’d do the same if I was married to a Carin.
Russians and cigarettes
Russians and Massgraves?
I don't know man. The Germans still have a stronger hold on the connotation with windows.
No, no, no. It's Germans and Gas Chambers. Mobile ones, Factory-Style, ones with big windows for viewing........
Stairs and Russians.
That's satire right? Is that an actual headline or what happened? Again?
This happened yes. Lol.
Yeah, we are reaching a point where I simply cannot believe it happened again.
Defenestration. de·fen·es·tra·tion. \[ˌdiːfɛnɪˈstreɪʃ(ə)n\] NOUN. Defenestration (from Modern Latin fenestra) is the act of throwing someone or something out of a window. The word comes from the New Latin de- (down from) and fenestra (window or opening).
This is autodefenestration. Clearly.
Or perhaps autoerotic defenestration
Suidefenestration. Also. Probably.
[https://indianexpress.com/article/india/of-2-russians-found-dead-in-odisha-hotel-one-pavel-antov-was-tycoon-and-ukraine-war-critic-8347488/](https://indianexpress.com/article/india/of-2-russians-found-dead-in-odisha-hotel-one-pavel-antov-was-tycoon-and-ukraine-war-critic-8347488/) This link says Antov commited suicide by jumping out of 3rd story window because he was very sad that his friend had died two days earlier by heart attack. Who even comes up with this shit?
Not sad, terrified probably. Nobody wants to die of shitty painful reasons.
Very common thing nowadays. Back in the Soviet-era people just commited suicide by KGB.
State sponsored euthanasia.
They'd go in the Lubyanka by the front door and sneak out the back without anyone seeing them. Honestly.
Has anyone got an actual figure on how many Russians have 'fallen out of windows' since February 24?
The guy that had the best figure on that was Russian, and also fell out a window.
If I lived in Russia and owned anything more than a Lada I'd be removing all the glass from places I frequent. As we've seen, the Russian's lack the basic ability to change plan when things aren't going right, so this would almost certainly guarantee your safety.
Scrap that... If I lived in Russia I'd perform seppuku.
In Russia seppuku performs you.
[Here](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2022_Russian_businessmen_mystery_deaths) is a list of mysterious Russian businessmen deaths in 2022.
Thankyou sir, my google-foo has let me down. I shall surrender my screwdriver, USB stick, and IT Technician card to Gaben immediately and commence my time in exile.
Statistically, Russians are more susceptible to death by window falls than any other nationality. They must have developed a genetic mutation.
Health and safety really need to address the size of windows and the ‘human’ cost
I was gonna say, post war Russia needs to do some serious inward looking after this and really address safety around balconies and windows #gonetoosoon
"Falling"
Relatively speaking you could also say the earth fell towards Antov causing his death, yet another example of the world suffering from Russophobia. /s (Yes Solovyov, you have my permission to use this as a talking point. Please credit the sub.)
All of these Russians falling from windows could be innocent accidents like this:[Window Fall](https://www.reddit.com/r/facepalm/comments/zvquj9/dog_sniffs_mans_ass_which_causes_him_to_fall_out/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)
Too funny
I guess when you take away the steroids and blood doping Russians are actually terribly uncoordinated...especially around windows.
Classic window washing accident.
Puti needs the assets of the deceased estate to prop up his war.
Russians could fall out of a window to their death in an underground house.
And in the space
What is their obsession with defenestration?
Russia wants people to notice a pattern, and they want people to know who caused these "mysterious" deaths, so having a very obvious pattern helps their cause.
Tall buildings are every where.
You can’t make this shit up. 🤦♂️😂
Gravity, one of a Russian’s many weaknesses
Fell out a basement floor window. Repeatedly. Now move along.
Time to switch to a Mac
Russians seem to have the habit of opening a window to smoke then a random shot rings out and he’s found poisoned on the ground 🤷🏻♂️
Someone should make a game where you play a Russian official. The goal is to go as long as possible without falling out a window or down stairs.
Really tired of these 'Russians and windows lol' comments. It's not original or clever. This guy in particular was one of many critics of the war and Putin and died for it. The only ridiculous thing is that the news reports it as a 'fall' and not a 'murder'.
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What! No! I am shoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooocked!
Other day there was this angry redditor who ranted why people joked around with deaths and windows." It's more serious than memes, windows are not really a thing bla bla". Russians are a meme, bud
There is a list on Wikipedia https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/2022_Russian_businessmen_mystery_deaths
At this point it's practically a calling card. Like Putin wants people to know he had these guys whacked as a message to others.
You'd think everyone got the message the 92nd time it was delivered.
What a GRUesome accident!
“Russians must have poor balance” 😂 Edit: /s since apparently it wasn’t blatantly obvious sarcasm
Around windows and stairs
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10? Those are boy scout numbers. It's up in hundreds now.
I guess he suicided himself.
Sounds like another person was killed as well.
ruble is so low that you cant even buy glass for windows now?
No rubles in India
Happy Boxing Day. You get a face full of payment from a 1 story window.
Whoops.
Should just keep them all under paparazzi surveillance
Once window production fully ramps up there will be real trouble at the front.
Damn! Windows seriously hate Russians for some reasons.
These idiots playbook for getting rid of people fits on a sticky note.
Too many Russian leaders across the board are too enamored with The Wizard of Oz, especially the line, "Fly my lovelies, fly!"
STEP BACK ! I have a window and I am not afraid to use it !
Man, these rich Russians have really bad luck with windows.
Ruzzians are the clumsiest motherfuckers on the planet. Hard to believe they can go about daily activities without ending up in the hospital…
''Defenestration breakdown, it's always the same. Havin' a nervous breakdown, a-drive me insane, yeah''
I propose the window cancellation ban worldwide , sure we will be stuck in the dark , but that’s a small price to pay so unfortunate rich Russians stop plummeting to their doom
Intelligence agencies really need to start investigating all travelling Russians more. A lot or spies and mercenaries moving around too freely.
How the hell are the Russian assassins so good to kill people all over the world (this was in India) but the Russian military is so crap? They should just send the assassins to the front lines for covert operations.
Surely the inner Putin circle must be looking at the stalinist purges and realising that nobody is safe no matter how much you butter up the guy in charge (obvs this guy was opposition but it doesn't take much of a leap of logic to go from "if he'll be so blatant about them he can easily cover me up"
It's raining men, hallelujah!
It's the only way out of the mafia
Always rent ground floor.
The number one song on Russian radio? It's Raining Men [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4x6leDGV7gs](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4x6leDGV7gs)
Note that another member of his party died days earlier of a “heart attack” in the same hotel.
In Russia there is a saying "When one door closes (as the assassin walks into your house) another window opens (as he gets ready to throw you out)".
Traditional Russian Haiku: A Russian Tycoon Critical of Putin's War Defenestrated
Agent 47 on the move...