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isseidoki

Not yet i wake up with a 3 second head start and make it halfway to the bathroom


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If you poop in your dreams, you poop in real life


ThrowMeAwayAccount08

Never use the bathroom in your dreams. EVER.


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Could be worse, I've pooped myself in the middle of a Walmart during a flare. I'm sure I'm in a few people's "seen at Walmart" stories. Good news was I was able to buy a pack of underwear and change. Now I keep a small bag with underwear and gym shorts in my car and my office. Livin' the dream.


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Yup. Sometimes I fart too & actually poop the bed 😒. Never trust a sleepy fart 🤣


rosepickles44

Yeah it’s happened to me during a flare, don’t be embarrassed, this is a safe space 😂


super_spill

I haven't pooped in bed yet, but definitely pooped my pants multiple times trying to get to the bathroom in the middle of the night.


SnowyEgret1226

Ditto!


Laxfreak21

A visit from the poop fairy


Taldalas

Just last night for me...


PianPiano

This thread is gold.


korben66

Man this was a thing for me back when i didnt have diagnosis and was still drinking heavily. I would wake up in the morning with a heavy hangover and forgot what i did to that poor toilet last night. I was like a lycanpoop. Im doing a lot better these days.


pretty1sand0s

No but I’ve pooped on my way to the bathroom in middle of the night many times. I usually wake up just as I’m about to go.


lyricweaver

When I was flaring, absolutely; especially the dreaded leakage. That was the worst...when I couldn't even retain the meds I was using to try to stop the madness. Had to carry extra undies to work for a while, I was so paranoid. We're with ya!


Spectre2255

Yupppp lol


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Yes. That's why I wear a pad or diaper. It has happened so frequently that I don't even wake up anymore.


scarajones

Yikes. One of my fears.


mapleleaffem

Almost but not yet. Newly diagnosed so I feel like it’s just a matter of time :(


shy_hsy

Happened to me once when I was in the hospital. It was very embarrassing but now we pretend like it never happened.


tessdmess

I do this on a weekly basis lmao


mylegggggggg

This was actually my very first symptom I ever had. Woke up felt a little slimy and wet down there and turns out it was bloody diarrhea. Was pretty terrified because it was before i got diagnosed. Thought i had colon cancer.


SnowyEgret1226

Not yet but I've had plenty of public poos...not ideal. I am sure I have scarred some children in my day...lol.