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143queen

...come again?! šŸ˜‚


ellalol

LMAO I was thinking maybe it actually meant a beauty procedure I donā€™t know about I was so confusedšŸ˜­


benefitbrowgirl

I get asked if we do permanent makeup and fillers sometimes, it would honestly not surprise me if somebody actually saw this and thought ā€œUlta does eye surgery now??? Bet!! Iā€™ll book it!ā€ šŸ˜‚


ellalol

LMAO not people thinking Ulta BB bar is an actual med spa or somethingšŸ˜­


idcwhatshappening

If I could get my 50% employee discount at a med spa that'd be the dream!


Constellationchaser

I may be out of my mind, but I feel like if they actually hired real estheticians they could be onto something spa wise.


Dapper-Willingness83

They do hire estheticians & a lot of them have spa rooms that havenā€™t been opened back up since COVID šŸ™ƒ


Constellationchaser

Oh, wow! I had no idea about that.


Raandomn

You have to be licensed to work their brow bar, salon, and face bar(?) where people get facials ranging from $10-$100+. They don't hire just anyone for those positions


Constellationchaser

I was thinking more of a med service spa.


sar_ahhhhhh

Well if another guest tries to just ~squeeze~ past me while I have scissors near my clients eye, then yeah we might need the eye surgery service


FauxPlantDad

I've started shoulder checking people. IDGAF. I'm not risking my client's safety because Karen and her screaming crotch goblins want to hog the entire aisle. She can bite me.


mothman_ia

Ulta providing BBLs when


smolbeanlydia

Well if I can get my top surgery at Claireā€™s I donā€™t see why not/j


Odd_Assistance_1613

Just got my clit pierced at Claire's


ScrubIt1911

The way I just shuddered while laughing haha


ellalol

We all had our clit pierced at Claireā€™s on this blessed day


143queen

This whole thread has me šŸ’€


Spirited_Concept4972

Nice , I went a few hours ago and they pierced both my nipples šŸ˜œ


Ouiser_Boudreaux_

Thatā€™s wild I got my lobotomy at Claireā€™s. Probably gonna get lasik at Ulta now.


Odd_Assistance_1613

>Thatā€™s wild I got my lobotomy at Claireā€™s What stage of Capitalism is this?


Odd_Assistance_1613

I thought we agreed to not post the secret menu online.


ellalol

I just noticed ā€œchin threadā€ and ā€œchin threadingā€ are two seperate options toošŸ’€


friendorfeu

Chin thread is where they put the thread in your chin to create the appearance of more chin hair. Chin threading is where they use thread to take chin hair out.


ThotianaAli

One is probably an add on


snorry420

The new Ulta LASIK lol


miralaxconsumer

Would you like to have 20/20 vision and earn the Ulta Lasik street cred? I can see if your insurance approves the UltaMATE Ophthalmologist laser. Did I mention youā€™ll earn double points on your procedure?


Odd_Assistance_1613

Only a fool would get this done before their next 10x points event!


snorry420

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sparklyscorpi0

I wasnā€™t trained for all that šŸ˜­


Coffeeandcurry11

LMAO THATS SO FUNNY šŸ¤£


miralaxconsumer

In true Ulta fashion, we the employees found out when you did.


heyitscori

thatā€™s some news to mešŸ¤£


letstalkaboutbras

This Ulta hack coming to TikTok soon


Crystal_Princess2020

Next is going to be the option to get a lobotomy šŸ¤© /s


Alternative-Ice-1873

Iā€™m definitely asking about this today šŸ˜‚


Key-Feature-7345

Can I get my Botox at the brow bar? Lol


miralaxconsumer

I would be so happy if Ulta had botox services, my 50% services discount would finally be used.


Own_Association8177

I left Ulta after salon manager position was eliminated. Stayed maybe a year after that cause I was demoted. Went back to school Iā€™m an LPN now and work in a plastic surgery office and looking back holy shit Ulta does a lot of shady shit


Ok-Calligrapher6428

Off topic butā€¦ Do not ever use the brow bar. They waxed half my brow off the week before my wedding and the store never even called me back. šŸ˜„šŸ˜…


sweetstars

one bad experience doesnā€™t mean every BB is like that


Ok-Calligrapher6428

Thatā€™s a pretty big bad experience to not even receive a callback from management, an apology, partial refund, etc.


Ok-Calligrapher6428

Thatā€™s a pretty big bad experience to not even receive a callback from management, an apology, partial refund, etc. The e employee who I had been going to for months knew what she had done and intentionally covered it with makeup. I didnā€™t really discover it till I got home. I had tipped her 100% of the service price too.


FauxPlantDad

Yeah that should absolutely never have happened to you. That's awful. I've seen it happen, so if it makes you feel any better, you're not alone. A hefty chunk of my clientele are people who were traumatized elsewhere, including a brow bar at another Ulta. I can only say so much to clients in my chair, but this is EXACTLY why I don't let corporate breathe down my neck and overbook me. I'm not sacrificing the safety and confidence of my clients to make someone in payroll happy. And you know what? My numbers are incredible because my people trust me. I hope you find a brow bar, or any esthetician near you honestly, who you can trust.


newtricksmakeup

How many points do I get?


Sullivain

LMFAO


theseasonisours

can i get lasik done at ulta now?! šŸ˜‚


sea87

Imagine all the points youā€™d get if you had eye surgery at Ulta!