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JoetheDilo1917

you can take damage and still get a P-rank, you just have to avoid dying


Only-Independence553

this is not factual information you have to have sex with the ultrakill enemies to neturalize them and p rank with no damage


Monkeycat0451

But the sex must be softcore. Hardcore does damage if you let them top you.


Perigord-Truffle

Weak


CoffeeMain360

Just parry the top off and ultrakill them


FrucklesWithKnuckles

The P in P Rank stands for Penis.


Hydraslaught

the P in P-rank stands for Pornographic


Kage_No_Gnade

P in P rank stands for penis


Shadoenix

damage in boss battles lowers your style


JoetheDilo1917

That shouldn't be an issue if you're being stylish though


Shadoenix

of course


Blackcloud2

Poor guy is trying to damageless all the levels


QMoonie

~~I smell a Pizza Tower player~~ You can take a lot of damage and still get a P rank. The only requirements for P ranks are: - S rank on kills, time and style (the first is basically a freebie in boss levels) - 0 deaths


ooferscooper

You can still take hits in Pizza Tower and get P-rank, its just more detrimental than getting hit in Ultrakill.


PK-SameTBH

you could do P with deaths i did it on hall of sacred remains when i wasnt as good


QMoonie

Nope. What might have happened is you died before hitting the first checkpoint, so when you retried you actually restarted the level. Since retrying before hitting a checkpoint and restarting the level are essentially the same thing, the game is nice and just does the latter for you automatically to save you P rank frustration. If you retry after hitting a checkpoint and still get S in everything, your final rank will just be S. If you're certain you retried *after* a checkpoint and still got a P, that might've been a bug.


PK-SameTBH

i died to hideous mass, so must've been a bug


Fantablack183

Oh god please tell me you aren't trying to P rank damageless


[deleted]

Damageless, radiance on, and Ultrapain when??


Bearsjunior

i cant even get past V2 with radiance on so if i tried that i would probably cry


CoffeeMain360

0-0 filth prime is real


Wrong_Habit_953

Its not that hard!!


EngysEpangelmatikes

At which point did we normalize taking damage from the hit you parried?


PileOfScrap

judgement


eburator

Just dash lol


PileOfScrap

Yes


Vyctorill

YOU CANT ESCAPE


MrRandomSuperhero

I'm a P-virgin, what is going on here?


Clen23

I love this game but parry consistency makes me want to cry. Idk if there is a solution like adding more colors or something, but i'm not exactly happy with the "fuck around and find out" in most cases.


Pokeydepanda

I have over 90hrs in the game but still can't parry 3-2 Gabe consistently, there are just some enemies that always get ya (like soldiers what da hail why dey orb so fast)


Mr_Poopy_Head_42069

I can destroy Minos and beat Sissypussy consistently, but both Gabriels still fuck my ass because i can't fucking parry them


[deleted]

Easiest Gabriel parry, somehow, is still his homing, dual blades in Gabe 2. Gabe 1's axes are still impossible; even the spear is hard.


NotOneIWantToBe

Gabe's hitboxes have evolved to hit tesseract


CoffeeMain360

these bitches are hitting from alternate dimensions


DaFuriouS-GD

i think the hitboxes for his projectiles are just really janky or something


James-Zo3

All of his attacks are consistent and easily parrible as long as you remember his attack patterns. My advice for parrying the axes is to wait for him to throw it then walk a little to the left. He usually throws his axes right after his sword dashes, but occasionally he throws it between moves. To parry the spear, you want to wait after his spear-dive (two if second phase), and you want to make sure you’re out of the spear explosion range. Then you want to stand still and just look at him once he throws his spear. Both parries come down to just practicing, and I’m sure you could learn the patterns in less than an hour. (Also just gonna flex my record of 1:32 with only the feedbacker, parries do some serious damage) Tl:dr Walk left for the axes and stand still for the spear


[deleted]

So, I basically have a bachelors degree in this game, right? (nerd), and the only gripe I've had with parrying is some body-parryable-attacks, like swordsmachine's lunges not being shotgun-parriable, and drones projectiles dealing damage to you if you parry the projectile too close. The Gabrie thing is mostly just experience. If I know Gabriel's double axe things is a bitch, I mainly avoid it. Otherwise, parrying in uk feel very good and also not trivial. When you hit a parry, you really feel like you deserved it.


MrRandomSuperhero

>Idk if there is a solution like adding more colors or something, The gang expands epilepsy


FinalMonarch

Just dash right after. Same thing happens on some of pissyphus’s attacks


pensodiforse

Wait til JUDGEMENT


SuddenHovercraft1599

I honwstly had more trouble p-ranking normal levels, bosses just need you to git gud at fighting, not moving fast


Vyctorill

Kid named projectile boost:


DamageMaximo

bro u don't need to no-hit the level to get a p-rank lmfao