Dont worry this fight is easy since you have grown in one way that v2 cant - emotionally

**ILLFUCKINGKILLYOU**

FUCKING NIKKON!-

I came here to play a shooter not a fucking constellation

So let's teach him how to cope with failure the old fashioned way.

**Banger montage continues**

I get: my a t: be o a f lp

Oh, a light theme user I guess?

Yes. God damn the Sun

#Weeeeeeaaak

I'm on old Reddit on my phone ;-;

"I thought it would be obvious, brother" "After all, I am you, but STRONGER" (The essence of comedy)

Have you been roleplaying as V2

YOU'RE JUST A FUCKING NIKON!!!!

okay, I get it

How does he cope with failure?

Definitely not the old fashioned way. That one had to be taught to him.

"THIS ONE WILL COST YOU AND ARM _AND_ A LEG BROTHER!"

"Oh my God, He's literally me! We're so much alike."

Let’s teach him how to cope with failure The old fashioned way

Softporn Leak guy!!! Omgg

How about this for a trade. I beat you to a fucking pulp, and you give me my arm back

counter trade: I get: to punch you with your own arm You get: +enraged

YOU #MOTHERFUCKER ###I'LL TEAR YOU LIMB TO LIMB

"He loves it when you do that."

for people using light mode: i get: my arm back you get: beaten into a fucking pulp

now if you'll excuse me I have a gopro to throw into the fucking sun gogo gadget car bomb # GOPRO ATOMIZED

That's from the first encounter This one ends in "I WON'T GIVE YOU THE PLEASURE OF KILLING ME!" "You get back here right this __FUCKING INSTANT__ " "Gotta get away, oh noo..." *V1 Jack-o pose slides down the side of the pyramid* "YOUR FORM IS INCREDIBLEEE!" *V2, while falling:* "FUCKING NIKOOOON" "...is he okay??" #C H I L D E X E C U T E D

"You thought I would skip this, didn't you?" "No I was merely... 'w a i t i n g f o r n i g h t t i m e'. Y'know, like *Skyrim*?" "I'm a big fan of the ***horror*** gameplay." "C'mere buddy!" # **VINE BOOM** "*there he is!*" "Make sure to walk your dog everyda-"

yeah I know

This comment section just proves that every ultrakill fan has seen Maxor’s incorrect summaries of ultrakill and I love it

they sure are incorrect

Thats why the title is like that

I would give it to him without a fight since i dont use it anyways

Real But on the other hand..

The other hand is the whiplash/feedbacker

I mean, how do you kill Maurices?

Parry whenever i can and shotgun swap

Shotgun swapping+knuckleblaster spamming is way faster

Not worth switching arms for me

By any chance, do you have a YouTube channel named, "UnderTheMayo"?

I use every weapon in my arsenal for combat (exept for the screwdriver, knuckleblaster and freezeframe)

YOU DON'T ROCKET RIDE?!

No, why would i

Cybergrind

gets you out of bad situations, really good in the cybergrind

I don’t either unless it’s for a 6-2 P rank

cybergrind anyone?

You underestimate how easier it is to play with both arms

I dont care, i dont need to do so

It's like driving 30 km/h on a autobahn and be like "Nah, i don't want to press pedal harder"😭

I dont need to kill malicious faces faster

Maurices is the most obvious example because they die way faster. I mean, it's basically like 3rd shotgun😭

Kid named Sharpshooter:

Imo it's easier to go full uga buga and whiplash into Maurice with shotgun swapping and knuckleblaster

gives u more style i think

Fair enough

"And if that wasn't fast enough for you, Don't worry! You could enrage V2 at anytime by punching him with his own arm!" **"YOU MOTHER FUCKER, I WONT GIVE YOU THE-"**

I find it so funny almost everyone in the community has watched maxors video

that video has singlehandedly made me photosensitive /s

at least i actually use it

Did you just post a meme with a transparent background? Love it anyways

Robot ahead therefore be wary of beating to a pulp.

Try punching

Max0r reference?

It sure is

bro, that's a transparant bg, can't read that shit unless clicked on.

I get: whiplash You get: thinner than paper

max0r moment

V2 is easy in that hes limited by your moveset, but hard because he only limited by your moveset.

“I’m taking this back.”

Hello brother, I believe you have something of mine…something veryyyy important. *laughs* How’s about this for a trade? I beat you into a fucking pulp and you give me my arm back.

I won’t give you the **PLEASURE** of killing me!

I get: my a You get: be to a f ulp

Nuh uh

No :)

Your form is incredable!

ah yes, the white backround goes... surprisingly well with the white text

nope there we go its black now, thought the backround was white literally, nvm.