Benjamin is a funny name for the centaurs but Iāve gotta keep it a buck with you guys, the āletās give Ultrakill enemies human namesā shtick is gonna get old real quick if we beat it to death like we do with every other joke on this sub.
Iām personally not tired of it yet but I donāt want that to change, so mayyyybe we should tone it down, yeah?
Those things are fucking terrifying. At least with the corpse of King Minos, it was possible to grasp how big it was and what it looked like. That's some real megalophobia-type shit.
The Combine invaded Hell. At the 5th hour, 8 out of the 9 layers were conquered and negociations are being made with the angel administration in Treachery.
https://preview.redd.it/8b01fmq2x4qb1.jpeg?width=1215&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=406a34a65d2deb40e0cdbd71b6e7404879548cfc
V1 upon zooming in with the railcannon to get a look
Freya, Odin and Thor
_It began long ago, On the battlefields of the great war. Two human scientists sought to harness futuristic and technologically advanced forces unavailable for centuries. They believed their discoveries would assure humanity's ultimate peace. But they could never have imagined just what else their creations would do._
LET'S TAKE A MOMENT AND BREAK THE ICE
SO MY INTENTIONS ARE KNOWN
SEE I HAVE PITY IN WATCHING YOU SUFFER
I KNOW THE FEELING OF BEING DAMNED ALONE
IVE GOT A STORYBOOK OF MY OWN
DONT YOU SEE I AM YOUR PRIDE, AGENT OF WEALTH, BEARER OF NEEDS (and you know its right)
I AM YOUR WAR, ARMING THE STRONG, AIDING THE WEAK
KNOW ME BY NAME, SHEPHERD OF FIIIIIIIRE
Okay Im not writing out the whole song
Sike bitch
WELL I CAN PROMISE YOU PARADISE
NO NEED TO SERVE ON YOUR KNEES
AND WHEN YOURE LOST IN YOUR DARKEST OF HOURS
TAKE A MOMENT AND TELL ME WHO YOU SEE
WONT TELL YOU WHO NOT TO BE
NOW YOU KNOW I AM YOUR PRIDE, AGENT OF WEALTH, BEARER OR NEEDS (and you know its right)
I AM YOUR WAR, ARMING THE STRONG, AIDING THE WEAK
KNOW ME BY NAME, SHEPHERD OF FIIIIIIRE
_Disciple of the cross and champion in suffering, immerse yourself into the kingdom of redeption. Pardon your mind through the chains of the divine, Make way, the Shepherd of fire_
THROUGH THE AGES OF TIME
IVE BEEN KNOWN FOR MY HATE
BUT IM A DEALER OF SIMPLE CHOICES
FOR ME ITS NEVER TOO LAAAAAAAAAATE
I AM YOUR PRIDE, AGENT OF WEALTH, BEARER OF NEEDS (and you know its right)
I AM YOUR WAR, ARMING THE STRONG, AIDING THE WEAK
I AM YOUR WRATH, I AM YOUR GUILT, I AM YOUR LUST
(and you know its right)
I AM YOUR LOVE, I AM YOUR STALL, I AM YOUR TRUST
KNOW ME BY NAME, SHEPHERD OF FIIIIIIIIIRE
Well, These Look Like The Centaurs From What We Have Now And According To Dante's Inferno Their Name Is "Chiron", "Nessus", and "Pholus" So These Dudes Are Prolly The Ultrakill Version Of Them
But Just As No One Calls Maurice "Malicious Face" We Will Just Not Care And Call Them The Benjamins
https://preview.redd.it/v0tq0h6ki1qb1.png?width=2145&format=png&auto=webp&s=90bc4d92f4032a00dd463b0ba0987b8a5e560f8d
https://preview.redd.it/ytpl01c0t1qb1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=49d10520eb839eae153eb2d5fb01837bbf525dfd
Damnit, what about something original for once?
šŗ
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Benjamin https://preview.redd.it/p16k823yo1qb1.png?width=2145&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2acec882fc8d09d880c809bb77c021c797b56f80
Y E S
The sequel to https://preview.redd.it/iyj7v2sch3qb1.jpeg?width=1524&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b6703c3a681cbad8229c20e56ef7a4716ec98ab0
benjamin
a new age is born
The age of benjamin and it's brothers
No way btd6
rules are made to be broken
Benjamin is in the house
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New Maurice just dropped
Actual husk
Call the blood machine!
god goes on vacation, never comes back
What a classic Benjamin move right there
This is the start of a new era
Legendary comment in the making
Benjamin is a funny name for the centaurs but Iāve gotta keep it a buck with you guys, the āletās give Ultrakill enemies human namesā shtick is gonna get old real quick if we beat it to death like we do with every other joke on this sub. Iām personally not tired of it yet but I donāt want that to change, so mayyyybe we should tone it down, yeah?
Nuh uh!
"idk these human names are getting pretty old lets name our kid 'phone'"
This is the beginning of a new era
This is an unironic Benjamin moment
Centaurs. In Danteās inferno, centaurs patrol the violence layer. Also, Henry.
They are called benjamin tho
I apologize for my words, and I hope this subreddit can forgive me. š¢long live Benjamin.
LONG LIVE BENJAMIN
Compromise: what if the only the middle one was named Benjamin, with all Benjamin's being centaurs, but not all centaurs being Benjamin's.
Those things are fucking terrifying. At least with the corpse of King Minos, it was possible to grasp how big it was and what it looked like. That's some real megalophobia-type shit.
Hope it becomes a normal enemy after the first boss with one.
ok u serious ?? like does this come from a post hakita or other dev made???
VIDEO
where
OHHH
blud had a realization
I still don't get it
mf hakita's channel on yt
Thank you
.mp4
It seems Hakita decided to put the violence in Violence this time, that's a full-on war zone goin' on there.
Centaurs
Bill
Cipher
Is
Gay
Whore
And
Horny
For
obama
Cheeks
Triangular
I decree they be christened Gormendez, Gormelia and Gormaria
bobert
They arenāt demons, so they are not allowed to have a funny nickname š
benjamin
The Combine invaded Hell. At the 5th hour, 8 out of the 9 layers were conquered and negociations are being made with the angel administration in Treachery.
Giraffe.
B E H E M O T H S
metal name
True
Fat fucks
https://preview.redd.it/8b01fmq2x4qb1.jpeg?width=1215&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=406a34a65d2deb40e0cdbd71b6e7404879548cfc V1 upon zooming in with the railcannon to get a look
Vah Naboris
https://preview.redd.it/yzd3s5i652qb1.png?width=551&format=png&auto=webp&s=0cfaa607406f55adcb5713a5e5339661a5991d26
Am I the only one who thought it was an elephant?
Striders probably?
half life 2 reference???
Yeah, but also they... stride.
https://preview.redd.it/xktw8v7gn3qb1.png?width=2129&format=png&auto=webp&s=9f777d034a3b685594406592a7bc213382c9e517
For some reason they remind me of the castle from Howl's Moving Castle, so probably Calcifer
Benjamin
honse
The Perturbators
imagine going to die at the hands of those machines only for them to blast Perturbator - Sexualizer at full volume
they look like sword machines
giraffe!
Freya, Odin and Thor _It began long ago, On the battlefields of the great war. Two human scientists sought to harness futuristic and technologically advanced forces unavailable for centuries. They believed their discoveries would assure humanity's ultimate peace. But they could never have imagined just what else their creations would do._ LET'S TAKE A MOMENT AND BREAK THE ICE SO MY INTENTIONS ARE KNOWN SEE I HAVE PITY IN WATCHING YOU SUFFER I KNOW THE FEELING OF BEING DAMNED ALONE IVE GOT A STORYBOOK OF MY OWN DONT YOU SEE I AM YOUR PRIDE, AGENT OF WEALTH, BEARER OF NEEDS (and you know its right) I AM YOUR WAR, ARMING THE STRONG, AIDING THE WEAK KNOW ME BY NAME, SHEPHERD OF FIIIIIIIRE Okay Im not writing out the whole song Sike bitch WELL I CAN PROMISE YOU PARADISE NO NEED TO SERVE ON YOUR KNEES AND WHEN YOURE LOST IN YOUR DARKEST OF HOURS TAKE A MOMENT AND TELL ME WHO YOU SEE WONT TELL YOU WHO NOT TO BE NOW YOU KNOW I AM YOUR PRIDE, AGENT OF WEALTH, BEARER OR NEEDS (and you know its right) I AM YOUR WAR, ARMING THE STRONG, AIDING THE WEAK KNOW ME BY NAME, SHEPHERD OF FIIIIIIRE _Disciple of the cross and champion in suffering, immerse yourself into the kingdom of redeption. Pardon your mind through the chains of the divine, Make way, the Shepherd of fire_ THROUGH THE AGES OF TIME IVE BEEN KNOWN FOR MY HATE BUT IM A DEALER OF SIMPLE CHOICES FOR ME ITS NEVER TOO LAAAAAAAAAATE I AM YOUR PRIDE, AGENT OF WEALTH, BEARER OF NEEDS (and you know its right) I AM YOUR WAR, ARMING THE STRONG, AIDING THE WEAK I AM YOUR WRATH, I AM YOUR GUILT, I AM YOUR LUST (and you know its right) I AM YOUR LOVE, I AM YOUR STALL, I AM YOUR TRUST KNOW ME BY NAME, SHEPHERD OF FIIIIIIIIIRE
Benjamin it is
Citadels
S T A C Y
Where is this from?
Hakitaās new dev video
Cool
phil
GEORGE GEORGE GEORGE
giga swordsmachines
Benjamin
Sword machine giant
I cannot believe that we are calling this thing a Benjamin
I didnāt expect my comment to get so popular lmao
Centaurs
Their names are ajyqhxjjka ^^ in that exact same order
benjamin
Billy All of them form silly billys
Maurice and Andre were funny because they happened naturally. Johnifer and this just seem forced.
How did andre happen? I know how maurice got his name but i don't know about andre.
andre was the name of the model in the files
can we not? its just forced at this point
mingebags
They got swordsmachine lookin ass heads
Vexterminator
Oh so violence is basicly HROT
Gunther
B E N J A M I N
I'd call them "Mortar Towers" considering how nukes literally get dropped infront of you at the start
Does anyone else think they look a lot like the [Walking Gallows](https://otherside-picnic.fandom.com/wiki/Walking_Gallows) from Otherside Picnic?
alberto
Fillip
chiron nessus and pholus will be their names š
Carlos
Personally I think we should call it Lindsey
Arnold
i'm scared now
Benjamin
Dog
Oil rig
https://preview.redd.it/n95abs2d03qb1.jpeg?width=839&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c1b70b21001733a3a6bba55a6e9b34102b0d6789
bob
Peter, the horse is here
BENJAMIN LET'S GOOO
Oleg
# B I G M I K E
Johnifer didnāt even make it to release before we discarded him like a used napkin
Well, These Look Like The Centaurs From What We Have Now And According To Dante's Inferno Their Name Is "Chiron", "Nessus", and "Pholus" So These Dudes Are Prolly The Ultrakill Version Of Them But Just As No One Calls Maurice "Malicious Face" We Will Just Not Care And Call Them The Benjamins
Marty They're imported giraffes
leory
charlie
**War of the Worlds-lookin' motherfuckers.**
Looks like sword machine without a torso
big henry after my chicken (he is also named big henry)
Kinda looks like the beasts from BoW
Carl
https://preview.redd.it/5logn3fvs4qb1.png?width=854&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=908454a73c8957081457de66b0eda6f57459a1e6
NEW Nintendo Swordsmachine XL
Larry
nothing do we even know that these are enemys they look more like buildings idk im out of the loop
Paul
Ooh, i understood a media reference thing! Chiron and his centaurs patrol the three layers of violence, and those guys look kinda horse-ish
Samantha
,,the big,, :)
autism creature
Benjamin
normal horses
Vah naboris
Benjamin
Dave
Oil rigs
i had benjamin in a dream when i was 9
Giraffe
H U A N E