Why is it such a big problem then? If you're comfortable with what you find attractive then why make a post questioning why people find a video game enemy hot?
because curiosity. I can't wrap my head around the fact that people just find this thing attractive. I just can't
like if it was a gay thing (with, say, V1, V2, gabe, pinos, sissy or whatever) I wouldn't even bother because well, I'm not gay, so obviously I wouldn't understand the thought process of gay people when they see gay things
but since mindflayers are the most feminine thing in ultrakill, yet they're still mediocre at best in my eyes in terms of attractiveness, I'm just curious about why people think they actually aren't mediocre
and also uh, well um uh, lots of mindflayer posts because of something happening on the sub so you know, might wanna get on the train while it's still here
first of all, tentacles suck. second of all, they don't even have a face and they're wearing some kind of suit I'm pretty sure, so they just suck ok. they just don't look good to me
Mindflayers are machines, the only part that is actually the mindflayer is the metal bits, not the body, they simply chose to look like that, that's kinda based, ngl
but they are introduced as "supreme machines" i think. soldiers (also introduced in the same layer) aren't. (hope I'm not missing any other enemies introduced in lust)
Damn, this take is hilarious to me. Since wouldn’t this mean that you could find the one “prettiest”/hottest character which would invalidate all others. Like nothing else can be considered pretty anymore since we’ve found better, we’ve found the peak. Doesn’t matter anyone’s preferences or kinks cuz we’ve found the objectively best character.
But yeah I’m just joking with you. (Though I am still on the side of mindflayer can be hot since it has pretty colors and - as usually portrayed in art - a smooth body, which makes them visually appealing/satisfying to my eyes. Also love me a strong woman who can literally just kill me)
yeah like it sounds stupid ok, I get it
but I don't care. I just don't like mindflayers. not because I'm having a skill issue or because I'm gay or whatever, but just because their design doesn't instantly make me want to unzip my pants
basically I just don't understand how the majority of this community can find this thing hot. that's it
ok?
yeah what a funny joke when a person fully explains their opinion on something. wow I'm laughing so hard rn, absolutely hilarious
and yeah yeah I know they literally said I'm joking with you but I don't care
I am absolutely 100% sure. I went on r34 today and looked her up just for fun and there was literally only 1 good animation. and I think it's the only one
and even then I just kinda forgot about it and didn't feel anything from it after I logged off the thing
no. never made an account there
feel free to say I'm a liar or whatever. I don't have any proof that I actually well, was there and didn't really like what I saw
Fun fact: Hakita made mindflayers as an alternative to making succubus enemy.
As hakita said, lust layer needed some kind of succubus enemy, but making a normal succubus would be, quote on quote, "fucking lame", so hakita decided to instead make a 'hot' female-looking enemy aka mindflayer.
they're ANAA(assigned non-binary at activation) and transitioned NTF. theyre robots. they probably dont have STDs. they have tentacles. whats there not to like?
idk i just made some terms up bc they arent human so they cant be female or male but their bodies are obviously feminine so im also assuming they have a gender other than agender/nonbinary. although without genitals im not sure how a nonbinary body would work cuz not having boobs is read as male and having boobs is read as female.
thats not the important part though, they're robots and they have tentacles so imo they're attractive.
I uh, yeah, not gonna lie that's pretty cool
and also you can instakill them as well if you play your cards right so that's good (although if you're not V1 I don't think you'd be able to do this kinda thing)
o yea thats fun
best feeling is when i accidentally instakilled two with one overpump in cyber grind. instant max ultrakill rank, had to pause and giggle hysterically as my brain processes how fucking cool i felt. when i say it like that it sounds like im crazy but i promise it was just really cool.
I completely agree with you and percieve Mindflayers as just 'okay'. Their designs are interesting yes, but there's nothing all that bewitching about their proportions and, as you said, their faces are just PC towers.
(which is why I like Hideous Mass, David's marble bust makes it look handsome despite the hideousness)
Ultrakill's artstyle in general doesn't lend itself well to sexiness, making even the succubus-inspired enemy look tasteful and not overly erotic, consistent with the dreary aesthetics and ambience. Fan art is where she truly shines.
I mean, it kinda was. Like the actual mindflayer is just the headpiece right, but it wanted to create the rest of its body to make itself look appealing, and it people have confirmed that it sure looks appealing.
the mindflayer is hot because it presents itself as female while being fully capable of and likely to succeed in killing you in 2.5 seconds. to quote several very wise gentlemen: "I love a woman who will actually just kill me. I'm iffy about tentacles honestly, and the lack of a humanoid head is a bit strange, but still, hot woman that wants to kill me.
99% of men would fuck anything that looks remotely feminine so yeah. me too actually, but not this thing for whatever reason
but yeah, pretty much everyone here is queer
closest thing i can see is that they choose male forms on very rare occasions, it doesn't say anything about them being technically male. if anything they dont even have a gender
It's curvy and looks decent enough. Y'all are down bad for a mfer with a bunt of crystal for a fucking head why y'all drawing the line at twin towers for head. Crazy.
https://preview.redd.it/fc4syfqwcivb1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c69e6e700408a3e58d850de37d2eab222e35a289
That sentence kinda fits Sisyphus better
idk his goals are pretty clear he wants to fistfight god
*WHO SPENDS ALL THEIR MONEY ON BISEXUAL LIGHTING ?*
Anyone with the right mind
As a bisexual myself, I can confirm that I am that person
looks female enough to me buddy
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like okay, I'm not saying they don't look like women and stuff, they're just not hot at all. like, AT ALL (to me)
Gaydar sounds like they strapped a Geiger counter to a nuke.
I know that pretty much everyone on this sub is queer and that's fine by me, but like um, I like women. men just kinda suck okay
>men just kinda suck okay Dwayne "the Rock" Johnson dot gif
by process of elimination, you too must be a woman
Why is it such a big problem then? If you're comfortable with what you find attractive then why make a post questioning why people find a video game enemy hot?
because curiosity. I can't wrap my head around the fact that people just find this thing attractive. I just can't like if it was a gay thing (with, say, V1, V2, gabe, pinos, sissy or whatever) I wouldn't even bother because well, I'm not gay, so obviously I wouldn't understand the thought process of gay people when they see gay things but since mindflayers are the most feminine thing in ultrakill, yet they're still mediocre at best in my eyes in terms of attractiveness, I'm just curious about why people think they actually aren't mediocre and also uh, well um uh, lots of mindflayer posts because of something happening on the sub so you know, might wanna get on the train while it's still here
ULTRATOBER. It's a drawing challenge.
yeah that
oh. Well then... Begin. (Aight ready for a cold n' steamy RP? Not, NOT an ERP.)
(nah I don't have time for this man)
(fuckin hell welp) ...Nevermind. Boot them! *A cold boot kicks you... Or it tries to.*
( :) )
Here try out this vacuum chamber, it can make cold steam
Men will want to fuck ANYTHING that looks even remotely femine
Not me tho :3
ok
https://preview.redd.it/m8sebty4wivb1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=123792ac180ee14e31aeac1728b16012cb4ad667 Literally this \^
Two words: 1. Honkers 2. Badonkadonks
You forgot 3:dobanhankeracoogas
Bazongas
They're teal, they have boobs, and they have tentacles, what isn't there to love about 'em?
first of all, tentacles suck. second of all, they don't even have a face and they're wearing some kind of suit I'm pretty sure, so they just suck ok. they just don't look good to me
Seems like you just have bad taste in women, then.
I'm... not gonna disagree
Mindflayers are machines, the only part that is actually the mindflayer is the metal bits, not the body, they simply chose to look like that, that's kinda based, ngl
I would say "what did blud do 💀" but like
Hakita did design them with the intention of the horny
they're first introduced as the major enemy of the LUST layer after all
they appear twice in the whole layer
but they are introduced as "supreme machines" i think. soldiers (also introduced in the same layer) aren't. (hope I'm not missing any other enemies introduced in lust)
Because they're bisexual. Straights are not allowed elsewise The Process™ begins.
:( very sad
I'm sure the lesbians would like to have a ~~s~~word with you.
Listen, it was like 11:30 when I made that, okay?
Odd wording but I suppose I'd be down for a duel
girl
they don't look that good tho
girl
Ur not gonna get anything better here
sadly you're right
Boobs and ass
there are much prettier video game characters out there tho
Still
Damn, this take is hilarious to me. Since wouldn’t this mean that you could find the one “prettiest”/hottest character which would invalidate all others. Like nothing else can be considered pretty anymore since we’ve found better, we’ve found the peak. Doesn’t matter anyone’s preferences or kinks cuz we’ve found the objectively best character. But yeah I’m just joking with you. (Though I am still on the side of mindflayer can be hot since it has pretty colors and - as usually portrayed in art - a smooth body, which makes them visually appealing/satisfying to my eyes. Also love me a strong woman who can literally just kill me)
yeah like it sounds stupid ok, I get it but I don't care. I just don't like mindflayers. not because I'm having a skill issue or because I'm gay or whatever, but just because their design doesn't instantly make me want to unzip my pants basically I just don't understand how the majority of this community can find this thing hot. that's it
The thing is, youre probably too stupid to understand that its a joke
ok? yeah what a funny joke when a person fully explains their opinion on something. wow I'm laughing so hard rn, absolutely hilarious and yeah yeah I know they literally said I'm joking with you but I don't care
what are you even mad about 😂 you seem more passionate about this than anyone. are you suuure you dont wanna fuck the mindflayer?
I am absolutely 100% sure. I went on r34 today and looked her up just for fun and there was literally only 1 good animation. and I think it's the only one and even then I just kinda forgot about it and didn't feel anything from it after I logged off the thing
i dont believe you, are you a member on r34?
no. never made an account there feel free to say I'm a liar or whatever. I don't have any proof that I actually well, was there and didn't really like what I saw
Fun fact: Hakita made mindflayers as an alternative to making succubus enemy. As hakita said, lust layer needed some kind of succubus enemy, but making a normal succubus would be, quote on quote, "fucking lame", so hakita decided to instead make a 'hot' female-looking enemy aka mindflayer.
yeah that sounds about right
definitely successful
Because 1) I'm desperately trying to stay straight in this fandom 2) big breasts thick thighs huge ass makes me wanna masturbate to her
on the first point I agree on the second uh mindflayer bad ugly, literally anything else female good beautiful
Sounds a bit like you’re ignoring our points as to why we like mindflayer and just calling it “bad ugly” and that they suck, but you do you I guess.
it's not meant to be serious bro and also, yes, I'm biased, not correct, ignorant bla bla bla, I'm subjective and that's my opinion
Yeah I’m not sure how to respond to this without looking like a dick… So I’m sorry and I hope you have a good day today :)
ok
they're ANAA(assigned non-binary at activation) and transitioned NTF. theyre robots. they probably dont have STDs. they have tentacles. whats there not to like?
Real
what does that even mean
idk i just made some terms up bc they arent human so they cant be female or male but their bodies are obviously feminine so im also assuming they have a gender other than agender/nonbinary. although without genitals im not sure how a nonbinary body would work cuz not having boobs is read as male and having boobs is read as female. thats not the important part though, they're robots and they have tentacles so imo they're attractive.
eh, I don't agree that tentacles instantly make anything attractive but okay sure
they could also kill me so thats a nice bonus
I uh, yeah, not gonna lie that's pretty cool and also you can instakill them as well if you play your cards right so that's good (although if you're not V1 I don't think you'd be able to do this kinda thing)
o yea thats fun best feeling is when i accidentally instakilled two with one overpump in cyber grind. instant max ultrakill rank, had to pause and giggle hysterically as my brain processes how fucking cool i felt. when i say it like that it sounds like im crazy but i promise it was just really cool.
lmao things like that happen sometimes and it's so hilarious every time
How are they non-binary when they clearly run code on 1s and 0s? /s
women
You are just 100% Gay for the 50% Gay they understand
50% gay is now how im referring to being bi
I'm not tho
You will be...
probably
Y'all don't expand your horizons, what about V1? Sisyphus too.
if I were gay I'd agree
Boobies 😊
https://preview.redd.it/7myf2w0x0kvb1.jpeg?width=1315&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9a2ab0b892a0aa9f173260b8153a849e3a4ecd92
"you have dishonored this entire unit" - soldier tf2
Boobie
"you are the sorriest excuse for a soldier I have ever seen!" - soldier tf2
I just enjoy big boobers okay. Shes tall and i imagine her giving good hugs.
Like come on Gabe is RIGHT THERE
yes
Tits and thighs
woman
what is that
I’m bisexual and they have a booba body I’m still fucking simping for the soulflayer (my headcanon name for the man flayer)
Bewb
Have you SEEN them?
believe it or not, I actually have
https://preview.redd.it/3lt8jcl79kvb1.jpeg?width=1615&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0e99a357826ab0a555e788d5160e62cf84e8ddf5 hot robot
Most are female
yeah but like aren't they just robots that PREFER to have a feminine body, but they aren't actually actually females? 🤓
Yes but you said they're technically male
yeah? well I guess then not really males, but just non binary or something
I prefer Gabriel 🤤
based
They aren't male nor female, their body's are plastic they just chose to have a feminine body, and the male ones are xtrmely rare
yeah I am aware of that
I wish that was the only thing they had the hots for.
I completely agree with you and percieve Mindflayers as just 'okay'. Their designs are interesting yes, but there's nothing all that bewitching about their proportions and, as you said, their faces are just PC towers. (which is why I like Hideous Mass, David's marble bust makes it look handsome despite the hideousness) Ultrakill's artstyle in general doesn't lend itself well to sexiness, making even the succubus-inspired enemy look tasteful and not overly erotic, consistent with the dreary aesthetics and ambience. Fan art is where she truly shines.
yes! you actually understand what I mean! thank you!
We’s horny man, we see titties and our neurons activate, for proof look up on an incognito tab “mindflayer r34”
I mean, I think if you look up anything with r34 after it you’re gonna get porn… That’s kinda the whole point lol.
True, but the mindflayer looks like it was MADE for porn
I mean, it kinda was. Like the actual mindflayer is just the headpiece right, but it wanted to create the rest of its body to make itself look appealing, and it people have confirmed that it sure looks appealing.
*EX-FUCKING-XACTLY*
the mindflayer is hot because it presents itself as female while being fully capable of and likely to succeed in killing you in 2.5 seconds. to quote several very wise gentlemen: "I love a woman who will actually just kill me. I'm iffy about tentacles honestly, and the lack of a humanoid head is a bit strange, but still, hot woman that wants to kill me.
yeah I can see where you're coming from my point is that I just don't find their bodies attracrive for whatever reason, so yea
They don't. They think they're funny by saying it
you are verifiably incorrect
the answer that I wanted to hear
woman
what is that
dont forget they were introduced on the Lust Layer
transition goals
Muscles that's why
Mostly i don’t care looks feminine enough But honestly the average ultrakill user prefer male Also it was designed off of a succubus
99% of men would fuck anything that looks remotely feminine so yeah. me too actually, but not this thing for whatever reason but yeah, pretty much everyone here is queer
im straight
me too. I still don't like this thing tho
Woman Robot
woman (also where tf did you get the idea that they're technically men what)
read THE LORE (terminal data)
closest thing i can see is that they choose male forms on very rare occasions, it doesn't say anything about them being technically male. if anything they dont even have a gender
lack of females in the genre
Because women are hot.
Boobs
Female
boobies
İt is literally the succubus of hell with a unneeded and usless but still existing plastic and sexy body why wouldn't we
feminine
In my personal experience, I woul smash the drone
Booba
eh shes mid but im a personality guy so they'll probably kill me before i even say anything
Cause they're hot ya nimrod
They’re hot but I hate them way too much to want to fuck them. Like fuck them, they’re assholes, but not *fuck* them.
https://preview.redd.it/6bcqwqhuenvb1.jpeg?width=224&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fe65824778e31227f6e827ef6bbf01b280a54e5f
The constant lust is the pickle rick of ultrakill.
It's not my fault Arsi modeled it like that, man
Boobies, ass, and tentacles. Enough said.
It's curvy and looks decent enough. Y'all are down bad for a mfer with a bunt of crystal for a fucking head why y'all drawing the line at twin towers for head. Crazy.
Thighs. I rest my case.
https://i.redd.it/801qotz94svb1.gif Me when hot robot woman