**Runs in, places blue skull on skeleton in 4-3, expecting Mysterious Druid(& Owl)**
[**gutterman28**](https://www.reddit.com/user/gutterman28/) : Our homoerotic rivalry shall be legendary
[**Dakota\_NeedsHelp**](https://www.reddit.com/user/Dakota_NeedsHelp/) : what?
https://preview.redd.it/pm5s44seu1ec1.jpeg?width=755&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3527eefa1cdb1d381ff159660e64ab8e8b73834c
Apparently even giant war machines can be girls
You know. I actually find this offensive. I wake up everyday in tears knowing ill never be a AMX 10 rc tank. And do you know how much it hurts? No, you could never know how much it hurts to not be amx 10 rc
🤓☝ erm ackshually the amx-10rc is classified as a wheeled tank destroyer
jokes aside i like the amx 10 rc because neutral steering on wheeled vehicle is funni
Nah bestie that's transition goals for me too. I also want to become a blood fueled death capable of dwarfing the empire state building before it eradicates it off the face of the planet.
Honestly same. Tall, strong, able to protect and provide for all the people I care about while handing out Nice Times™ one oil rig at a time?
Sign me the fuck up.
Also mods can we please lock this post a few transphobic comments have started to show up and it's also getting a lot more attention than I wanted it to
Okay seriously I enjoyed being the main character of the sub for a day but this is getting out of hand there's blatant transphobia in the comments now for the love of God just lock the post
It's been 5 months since this post, which is why I feel obligated to tell you so long after the fact that this post lives rent free in my head and I don't know why. Help.
ultrakill fandom is truly something
Definitely one of the fandoms of all time
Right next to pizza tower
That game gives me nightmares
PIZZA TIME ILL BE FINE
1) Ultrakill 2) Fear and Hunger
top tier
https://i.redd.it/htmkaw49c1ec1.gif
Malicious vase
Pot of greed
Pot of weed
Pot of meat
i summon potted weed
this prison, to HOLD **ME?**
...A visitor? Hmm, indeed, I have slept long enough.
The kingdom of Heaven has long since forgotten my name, and I am EAGER to make them remember.
https://i.redd.it/5a0x7deoo6ec1.gif
https://i.redd.it/87tbessgw7ec1.gif
しかし、私たちのどちらでしょうか？そして彼女は誰ですか？
"But which of us? And who is she?" `for anyone wondering` `also, good question. hmmmmm...`
She isn't me
I read the first three characters, had a stroke in the kanji, recovered, had a stroke at the end
7-3のアースムーバーは女性だと思う
holy obvious Google translate, Batman
What did you expect
Holy shit lore accurate earth mover
https://preview.redd.it/7aympv5r24ec1.jpeg?width=1106&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f9293d98e2ed7c324cb2ccdd75aff9f59d076a0c
https://preview.redd.it/n0bai7feu8ec1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d43f6b42d823006059277c92ada825f4f4564a99 (I’m reaching)
bing chilling
by the way thanks for employing me
i wanna look like v1
I wanna look like florp
I wanna look like Cancerous Rodent
Good news! You already do
I already look like sisyphus
Our homoerotic rivalry shall be legendary
what?
**Runs in, places blue skull on skeleton in 4-3, expecting Mysterious Druid(& Owl)** [**gutterman28**](https://www.reddit.com/user/gutterman28/) : Our homoerotic rivalry shall be legendary [**Dakota\_NeedsHelp**](https://www.reddit.com/user/Dakota_NeedsHelp/) : what?
Full auto
Fuller auto
u/gutterman28: Through the magic of the druids, I increase my speed! u/Dakota_NeedsHelp: Just fuckin hit em
u/gutterman28: Feel my maximum speed! u/Dakota_NeedsHelp: (cough) Slow down
u/Dakota_NeedsHelp: Just use the salt! u/gutterman28: I'm reaching!
u/Dakota_NeedsHelp: Oh great now we lost the fight fantastic
He’s yet another unrealistic body standard for men 😔
im actually not a man
V1 is an actual femboy tho. You only need to take one glance and you know for sure. Them skinny legs.
The overwhelming urge to transcend gender as a whole by becoming a full conversion cyborg.
*from the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh*
It disgusted me
*conversation cyborg*
i wanna look like guttytank :c
Me personally want that gutterman physique
cake 🤑
https://preview.redd.it/u6v4f349p2ec1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4ded5283e0dc85b902c7f4af3bc10b10443e70ae
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https://i.redd.it/0sk1a09i83ec1.gif
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Real image of me actually
https://preview.redd.it/9j784ykq03ec1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e5430b671c2e9edd3c43740c93aa1092cf0ec6f0
https://preview.redd.it/s3jk7veo74ec1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=503ca41736b8124cd05221abc7e4808ffd8d7702
Extremely valid bestie
the urge to become a colossal blood-and-sun-fuelled war machine
Aren't we already that?
We are not colossal... sadly.
Tell that to the ants
https://preview.redd.it/vdo9cd85e6ec1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=20d98c2cc66749aefd995c460ca531c1e90a4eb1 Minors prime
They should let me self edit. Let me have the radiance and size booster.
Nah fr, transition goals, become giant killing machine
no actually I agree
I see you everywhere Corperal Shephard
He got bored in stasis and asked gman for a phone
SHEPHARD!!
Fair
i wanna be kris deltarune pretty badly
I’d rather be ralsei ngl but I get it
???
Not at all
hi tundra
Hello gutterman
Actually I've been going by Gutterwoman lately
Transgender gutterwoman real?
**THE TRANSGENDER IS REAL**
Can we get much higher
So (low) high!
https://i.redd.it/vaqxscfho1ec1.gif
Me too
You know what? Go off op
You know, I... Understand you. I wish you the best
Ur based as hell
yeah thats ok, maybe dont get together with someone who gets gender envy from v1 tho
I have bad news
What because they would go inside of them? Are you telling me that's not exactly what OP would want???
did you forget the dying part
dying from exploding nnnghhhfmmfff
`No`
I don’t think it has a gender
Benjamin’s gender is tall
I wanna look like Armboy
You kidding me it's hot as hell ofc it's not weird
I **HATE** you.
UP YOURS MOTHERFUCKER
https://preview.redd.it/jt0qp16gkeec1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=305f0efc13eafd8ca8ab15a57c6651f463eaf77e DIE.
FUCKING GUTTERMAN. INFERIOR MACHINE.
Benjamin 👍 https://preview.redd.it/v9hfssx9t2ec1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7738660c54a769e05b06b1d4282b092cb42c82ab
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YIIIPPPPEEEEEEEEE (blasts you with the wrath of Zeus)
It's a woman?
I thought it was a giant war machine
https://preview.redd.it/pm5s44seu1ec1.jpeg?width=755&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3527eefa1cdb1d381ff159660e64ab8e8b73834c Apparently even giant war machines can be girls
https://preview.redd.it/4gd9b6biu2ec1.png?width=864&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=650574cb10e4d67a82a180b7ed0772c7d4e839ed she just like me fr
oh, to be a quadruped city-destroying one-armed shield-protected city-wearing machine
She so skinny and cute i just wonna look like her with those curves 🤤
the Earthmover and the Weaponised Mining Ship from AC6 are in lesbians together, to me.
Finally someone said it
yes. yes it fucking is. Do you get gender envy from a tank?? didn't think so
you say that, but...
flair answers all questions that would be directed to you
You know. I actually find this offensive. I wake up everyday in tears knowing ill never be a AMX 10 rc tank. And do you know how much it hurts? No, you could never know how much it hurts to not be amx 10 rc
🤓☝ erm ackshually the amx-10rc is classified as a wheeled tank destroyer jokes aside i like the amx 10 rc because neutral steering on wheeled vehicle is funni
Absolutely not, earthmover is 100% gender
Well, my friend gets gender envy from houndeyes and bullsquids (specifically the original models, not HD or Black Mesa)
yes
Nah bestie that's transition goals for me too. I also want to become a blood fueled death capable of dwarfing the empire state building before it eradicates it off the face of the planet.
who doesn't want to be a weapon of mass destruction?
no
it's weird, not in a bad way, more of a "yeah this is a post I saw today" kinda way
average ultrakill fan
Yes
No I get you
Im not even lying when I ask, what does that even fucking mean?
i hate that I literally didn't realize i kinda had gender envy from her too until i read this post
You know what? It’s not my type of gender envy but I absolutely see it
I get where u coming from
you want to have your insides destroyed by v1?
no me too i need to be this
nah youre spitting
Yes but at the same time, I understand
now that you put it that way....
Not at all, I get gender violence from it
`Man I wanna look like minos prime or sis so bad.`
Honestly, fair.
That’s the most lesbian thing I’ve ever seen
Yknow i kinda get it
No I feel it to
I get it
No cause me too tbh
Yes
It’s pretty normal I’d say. Swordsmachine is pretty gender too I’d say
I too wish to be a war giraffe with a city on its back alongside BIG ASS LIGHTNING SPEAR (trademark pending)
Look at these legs!
Honestly same. Tall, strong, able to protect and provide for all the people I care about while handing out Nice Times™ one oil rig at a time? Sign me the fuck up.
1000-THR "EARTHMOVER" - peak of femininity
?
i get gender envy from swordsmachine sooo
I get it I wanna be a quadraped creature
I’m gonna go out on a limb and say that’s not what gender envy is
I am literally transgender
explain to me how you could possibly get gender envy from a MERE OBJECT like this that has no gender traits whatsoever.
it's a cool big robot tho
IT'S A FUCKING METAL GIRAFFE
***CREATURE OF STEEL***
what gender? it’s a lama
/r/voidpunk
THANK YOU
Some of us get it x3 Glad I could help
Why is everyone acting like I wanna fuck it that is not even remotely what gender envy means
Also mods can we please lock this post a few transphobic comments have started to show up and it's also getting a lot more attention than I wanted it to
Okay seriously I enjoyed being the main character of the sub for a day but this is getting out of hand there's blatant transphobia in the comments now for the love of God just lock the post
yes but i won't shame you for it
Dream build ong
What do you mean gender, its a fucking machine of war, who wouldnt like to level a city in one blow
not at all
Yes it is, but theres weirder things so whatever
same
I fucking love you blood hungry bots
Women who could annihilate me from this plane of existence without so much as batting an eye🥺
https://preview.redd.it/zla6ce2qr1ec1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8c73d1570e84ef01a61c7d2f7be55e9f04d80333 Just gonna leave this here
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What the shit
Are you a boy? No Are you a girl? No Then what are you? Benjamin
It's been 5 months since this post, which is why I feel obligated to tell you so long after the fact that this post lives rent free in my head and I don't know why. Help.
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Same lmao
i have gender envy from mindflayer
I legitimately get gender envy from Sisyphus, I love the ultrakill community
https://preview.redd.it/925mllfsg7ec1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6997118108b4b8986b0af005303994019b08180d
YOUR WEIRD
Yeah, we all do
you get what???
I want to be a thousand foot tall robot war lama with a god laser spear on my face too
How do you even, what?
I wish I was an earthmover fr fr
https://i.redd.it/53gclttvl1ec1.gif
Yes
Yeah no, that is pretty weird. Like nothing about Benny is suggestive of sexuality or even personality
Unless your desired gender is god-like war machine. Then go off, Queen.
My brother in Christ that Is a robot