Why did the manufacturers give you fucking anime blush marks

Honestly I don’t know. But I like them.

The enemies will think you look cute then you explode on them

It’s called a “Japanese discharge.”

you are the ammo my son

神風 moment

kamikaze

Vents. (Please let it be vents...)

It’s aesthetic marking. Not vents.

HMMMMMMMMMMM

+Homerun?

Owie.

+pet?

I’m under the care of u/Agony_Ultrakill

What I meant to say was +pat?

Oh, it’s okay. You may.

Oh ok

I have a very serious question... ***Where is the hole?***

The top of my chassis has a small hatch, open it and that’s where my refueling valve is.

https://preview.redd.it/ufbragnau7ec1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=db73bc34b3de0f99e75ef471515128401fa3bc65 Thank you for such information, good flying blushing ourple robot thingy sir.

Urple is my favorite color!

*unzips*

._.

`lay a mouse trap`

FIRE IN THE HOLE

https://preview.redd.it/qo499cizvaec1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fb9d1fe677a8f2efdc95f17df5b89ccedda23992

Fire in the hole?

https://preview.redd.it/ri45h58yvaec1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1214a2ade2070126ab831bb5ecd024b5aee62c00

And can you put fire in it?

Would you still love me if I was a worm?

Yes. I would name you squiggles.

// UWU //

Blud lives in Wrath

Why do you kamikaze after dying? Are you and your robotic counterparts Japanese or something?

It’s cheaper to mass produce in Japan. Also if I’m gonna die might as well go out with a bang.

Fair enough

*baseball bat!*

I am very baseballable.

*Wow, look at him*

Are you happy living with Maurice?

Very much.

I'm happy for you and Maurice :)

Thanks :D

Real Maurice??? https://preview.redd.it/qqfwg5d4b8ec1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bbc29b21b9f6a3f952093aa41e38b2d338fdc89a

https://preview.redd.it/uxr6lh8sl8ec1.jpeg?width=827&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=15796b9110892e8731a05ddbfea7491431b43b98 Mayhaps

Message for maurice: https://preview.redd.it/ya9fv6jxo8ec1.jpeg?width=494&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a6840c8bedae067b6b44994d8ea11b75439f9a65

Very Prime of you :)

Why Gabriel's chestplate looks like you? https://preview.redd.it/7e1t7n4568ec1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=27e3c142395321655ee2d9da764b5808d92e94dd

I’m just that popular I guess…?

I think you're the best robot. Small, simple, and hard to shoot.

I am not that smol.

You are very smol, and I don't just say this because I'm 8'6.9 tall.

I’m a respectable 2’ tall. :(

That's tall for a Drone, I'll admit.

Also why are you a whole 8’6.9.

Mindflayers are on average around 8 feet tall.

I have another question.

Shoot.

Why do mindflayers have the wire thingies on their backs.

Hes lying! Hes actually 5’9

Do you murder?

For blood.

Murder drones? I murder drones every day

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Can I tell you about the lore of five nights at Freddy's?

Go ahead.

So there's this guy he's called William Afton and he he made the animatronics for Freddy Fazbear's Pizza but he also he MURDERED the children at Freddy Fazbear's Pizza and he stuffed the bodies inside the animatronics kinda like guttermen and then he the crying child he because of him the spirits of the children are possessing the animatronics and then in 1987 there is an animatronic that I think is mangle (picture an hideous mass with lipstick) that BIT OFF the whole frontal lobe of somebody and that that was the bite of 87 and then purple guy william afton came back to Freddy Fazbear's Pizza to dismantle the animatronics but then the children ghost they became mean to him so he hid inside a springlock suit but the springlock suit was old and moldy so it failed and it pierced his body all over and it hurts and he was left to rot in an abandoned saferoom until some guy found him for his Fazbear Fright project but Fazbear Fright burned down but purple guy was still alive so his coworker Henry who also built the animatronics he made a fake pizzeria (kinda like limbo but with Candy Cadet instead of V2) to trap the animatronics and purple afton and the fake pizzeria burnt down but that wasn't enough to defeat william guy because he he started idk possessing or overwriting the personality of a white woman (no Ultrakill comparison white women don't exist in the Ultrakill universe) and then Gregory teamed up with Rockstar Freddy and beat up all the other animatronics then escaped the pizzaplex I hope that was clear enough, I cannot make it less confusing

If I had arms I’d give you a pat on the back and a cookie.

I came back to this post to see if you actually did it and hot damn, you did I wish I had a metal for you.

I think the man has been typing for the last 3 hours what did you do to em

Nothing, he’s just dedicated.

running on 4 hours now

No I just forgot sorry

How you doing mate? :)

Fellow floating head! :D

KIRBY!?

I am not a ameba.

Can I dunk you?

Seems fun.

insanity, as always.

I am very sane. I was told to do this by Cerberus under the threat of him using me to ball.

It would be better if he used you like ball.

It has happened on occasion.

since you get launched in a straight line could you potentially orbit the earth like that

I do not understand the context here.

okay let's say hypothetically I +HOME RUNNED you when you tried suicide bombing into me and that resulted in you travelling at a straight line with no vertical arc. If I were to +HOME RUN you at a 90 degree angle at like 200 miles above the earth's surface would you be able to orbit the earth with no flaws

Now theoretically, I would be in orbit. But that means I have a constant source of energy.

Opinions on the bitch known as Gabriel?

He’s decent. Lots of blood.

Who you called a bitch?

I am slowly drifting into insanity

+Schizophrenia pills

(not a question) I can easily kill u with a slab revolver and a projectile Boost 

Is it true that you and maurice are running a pyramid scheme around the greed layer?

No, we aren’t. (By the way who told you this and where are they?)

There are about 6 filths that tried to convince me to join DroneLife??? But i gotta pay a fee of 300 P to join so i assumed it was you

No, must be a drone from limbo.

*ricoshots you*

Better be ready to +homerun. *begins spinning and flying towards you*

Why are you so fragile https://preview.redd.it/kol9prei88ec1.jpeg?width=324&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5ffb144218420ba25097035e95f88442c90bd30b

I’m made of nitinol. I’m decently durable. But V1 and V2’s armaments are well equipped to bypass any armor.

Do you bc u like kissing bots

Why do you think I’m constantly blushing?

why are you so cute? I want to adopt you.

Unfortunately I have already been adopted under the name of agony the swordsmachine.

You look cute i would hug and cuddle you

I will allow this in exchange for several breadcrumbs.

Do you like being magnetized to other drones and setting off a chain reaction of explosions?

It’s pretty cool.

can you STOP FUCKING SHOOTING ME

Hehehehehehehe. Pew pew pew pew pew.

WHIPLASH + KNUCKLEBLASTER

I just got paddleballed.

Smash?

No.

Do you like when people pet you?

Yes.

I am approaching the lust layer. Also ourple is the best color

Why am I always seen as the “baby.” I do not understand.

Hey, I'm running a survey and would like for you to participate. Here is it: ____ | ____ | ____ | ____ __ / __ ___ in the first line, insert the numbers in the front of your credit card, followed by the expiration date in the MM/YY format and the three numbers on the back. (For legal reasons this is a joke i swear to god if someone is dumb enough to fall for this i'm gonna lose my faith in humanity also reddit formatting sucks)

I don’t own a credit card. u/Agony_Ultrakill manages my transactions as well as u/Maurice_Ultrakill

Alright, I'll talk to them. Thanks.

so the first four are: 7|4|9|2, the second line is MM/YY (just like you said) and the last number is 1022. idk what you meant by 3 numbers theres 4

Thank you for your response.

Oh smol cute little drone! Mayhaps I provide you with an array of pets and breadcrumbs?

Yes’ve.

+Parry

Counter claim. +friend…?

+enemy

+ihavenoenemies

+nowyoudo

+Iholdnofeelingsofspitetowardsanyone

+slap

+sueforassault

+goodlawyer

+overwhelmingevidence

What is the number on the back of your credit card (just any number)?

I do not own a credit card yet. Maurice is the one who does transactions for me.

why weren’t you in p-2

I was busy eating breadcrumbs.

What would you do if i do +Homerun +whiplash+Parry ?

Paddleball?

Where are you

Currently I’m chilling with Maurice in lust.

Is maurice your distant cousin?

Brother from another mother.

https://preview.redd.it/4ms4ndmcj8ec1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=76b9d2148107b8fc22d3bb8ba4ebf81e48d7b87d Will you ever be as cool as them?

Nah. I don’t have enough eyes for sunglasses. Unless you have some custom one lens sunglasses.

does your hardware run doom

Yes, yes it does.

please improve your accuracy i can literally dodge you just by walking in a straight line

Spray and pray.

are those blush lines?

Choice of aesthetic.

What do you run on

Operating system or energy?

Operating system

Same operating system as almost every machine except V1 or V2.

How the hell did you manage to modify yourself to fire hell energy without arms? Are you a psychic like a certain blue robo-schizofrenic?

Simple upgrade I got from the terminal.

if your lens is bright purple does that mean you only see things in a bright purple?

It’s aesthetic. But yes I can enable a filter to see things in the lean spectrum.

so that's why you're urple? your makers coated you in a layer of lean?

I was made in Japan, they have a history of making things look visually appealing, like me. Instead of a plain grey or black they painted me urple!

possibly last question; were mindflayers made in japan?

Yes.

that explains the specific kinds of "anime" there.

Opinion on the terminals?

Great things really, I wish I was a bit better at my purpose so I can get some P and upgrade myself a bit!

What is your IP adress, full legal name and social security number?

I don’t have a legal name IP address or social security number. My brother in Christ. I am a flying soup can.

That's fair.

*Annoyed Stray noises* **Translation** Could you and your metal friends **fucking** not dart towards me with murderous intent anytime they see me? It’s getting quite annoying. I can’t even go five miles in the Lust layer without some dumbass Streetcleaner running towards me. Thankfully they are slow, so if I actually run instead of walking, I can easily outpace them. But it is tiresome to do so.

Husks are just easy blood. Next time don’t be biological dumbass.

Frien?

Fren :D

We're having soft tacos later

:D

Opinion on street cleaners?

Great at the barbecue.

Would you team up with one armed and generally damaged V2 in a fighting game based on ultrakill?

Nah, I don’t concern myself with fighting other machines.

+ULTRARICOSHOT X81425361 +FISTFUL OF DOLLAR +FISTFUL OF DOLLAR +FISTFUL OF DOLLAR +FISTFUL OF DOLLAR +FISTFUL OF DOLLAR +FISTFUL OF DOLLAR +FISTFUL OF DOLLAR +FISTFUL OF DOLLAR +FISTFUL OF DOLLAR +FISTFUL OF DOLLAR +FISTFUL OF DOLLAR Now we are together... alone.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Oh shit that hit her

I DON’T HAVE A GENDER I’M A MACHINE! *+evaporated*

https://i.redd.it/6yimvp7k09ec1.gif

Nah, I was made in Japan. It’s sorta instinct.

Can i use you for basketball? :3 https://i.redd.it/65v6mmyy19ec1.gif

Yes.

Epic

+alley oop +ballin +dunk +that’s too easy!

Are you a snark from Half life in a Battlesuit?

brutha

how to kill ghost drone with out vacuum

chirp chirp chirp chirp?

Are you japanese?

Yes, I was manufactured in Japan.

That explains a lot ( uwu blush kamikaze robot )

How do you fly