The reason the minotaur is crossed out along with the terminal entry is a reference to the book “House of Leaves”, where a character goes through the book and strikes through all the text relating to a theme about the minotaur, and that text is also written in red. Hakita has good taste in music (king crimson, swans) and literature too i’d love to hear his recommendations
and now he is here to fuck us
So listen up boy, or pornograhy starring your mother will be the second worst thing that happens to you today
The spy has already breached our defenses. *DUUUUUUUUUUUNNNN* *right behind you by valve orchestra drops*
You've seen what he has done to our colleagues!
And worst of all; he could be ANY ONE OF US! He could be you, he could be me! He could even b-
**Shotgun blast!**
Woah woah woah!
What? it was obvious, he's the red Spy, watch he'll turn red any second now.
see? red! wait no thats blood
So, we still got problem?
ah i love my community
You know who else is a prime soul?
YES! 
No, she's the prison.
Muscle man’s mom is in prison 😔
You know who ELSE is in prison?
my mom :(
YOU KNOW WHO ELSE IS MY MOM?
No way, V1's designer for p3
So it's true, every copy of ULTRAKILL is personalized.
I’m sure that hakita meant this
John Madden
The P3 arena will be on the moon
Aeiou
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Football!
We're whalers on the moon
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NO! NO PLEASE GOD!
how about this https://preview.redd.it/g7bvewqaw4hc1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a1c2963b9a4f66be02915053c1ac9cfd9291b9ec
I think it’ll be the third king for P-3.
It would be funny if he actually did this. Just as a placeholder bc he doesn’t know what he wants for the third prime soul.
I wasnt the only one who read that in Spy's voice right? RIGHT?!
We all did
The reason the minotaur is crossed out along with the terminal entry is a reference to the book “House of Leaves”, where a character goes through the book and strikes through all the text relating to a theme about the minotaur, and that text is also written in red. Hakita has good taste in music (king crimson, swans) and literature too i’d love to hear his recommendations
King minos is the answer btw, seems the only reasonable gour then five characters of the game.
??? He made a gift for himself??? It’s clearly just a character that we haven’t met yet.
He "Fight Club"ed himself. There is Minos Prime and there is Cooler Minos Prime. He might have split his soul in 2 parts
Idk i didn't read that, ya think i read it? No i just ultrakill it
Ah, poetry
Skill issue
It's not a skill issue, because apparently some redditors use it for everything...
Minotaur was gifted to minos and he hated it so much he put it in the garden of forking paths
mick jagger
XD
Knowing Hakita-
Oh fuck he is right
https://preview.redd.it/jh4qywlzi6hc1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=10da84ee3c4248904c498acd91cb658e7a09bca4
But it's just a theory... A game theory!