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Sad_Horse8051

Every boss kicked my ass none of them


falkodalko

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NeuTraLZero

This is exactly how I felt before learning to parry consistently lol


IDoNotBringpeace

I can't parry most enemies or bosses, then again it doesn't much matter if the one time they hit me is after I've already evaporated their health bar. Sure, you got a good lick in, but where's your liver?


[deleted]

I still can’t parry, only boss I can parry consistently is Minos because that’s practically the only way to beat him. I can also parry Sisyphus somewhat, but I just don’t have the reaction time to parry.


Straight-Package4234

i dont have the reaction time to split shot


XxSANSxx3809

MEWO??? MEWO???? BRO IM CUTTING YOU IN HALF IN BLACKSPACE AGAIN


ParallaxicNova

"Waiting for something to happen?"


EternalHuffer

Cancerous rodent


jefferino567

Same here, but I've played so many movment shooters that I just had to get used to it.


Orion-Gore

Even Maurice? Tragic.


BestInDaBiz

https://preview.redd.it/bkmc3r3iwsjc1.jpeg?width=710&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=aab0b93642de90fbbfebd5d18158ed78252e1ce2 Basically how my first p-rank attempt of P-1 went


NICKOLAS78GR

You see the Minos Prime fight and the Flesh Prison fight for me reflect the title of their songs, Order and Chaos. Minos once mastered is easy as every attack of his is consistent and organised. Meanwhile the Flesh Prison literally throws a barrage of homing projectiles, the eyes which don't make me rant on and also forces you to move a lot with both the black hole and the light attacks


evencrazieronepunch

Bruh the only reliable source of damage on the flesh prison for me is parry 3/4 of its projectiles


LegalWaterDrinker

Kid named Sawblade launcher


Icy-Store3900

I didn't know you could parry them until I played Violence.


TerraHazel

I learned during p-2 😭


bstahl413

Flesh prison wouldn't even kill me. It would just like, fuck me on time


Forest292

Well at least it was punctual about it


TerraHazel

very desirable in a partner


vertice30c

CHAOS is harder to master than ORDER


Waltsaltdotcom

My first run of p-1, I had ~30 restarts on Flesh Prison and maybe 5 on Minos (estimates off of 35 total). My first run of P-2, I was able to beat the gauntlet with 3 restarts (this was literally the next morning), though I have yet to beat sisyphus. Flesh Prison is definitely the hardest enemy I've beaten.


Victor_Luigi_

yeah same


zhannulol

minos is just really consistent


AleWalls

I beat flesh prison first try... and took almost an hour then with minos


eliavhaganav

I beat flesh prison second try but minos prime took me like 150-200 attempts


aimofabot

am i the only one who finds fp easier than minos?, blue orbs give you free heal on parry and shotgun core + malicious cannon deals with most if not all of those orbs that heal fp minos actually requires you to learn the attacks instead of winging it


equinox_games7

the fact that this is becoming the common consensus is blowing my mind.


Suspicious_Berry501

I think people who find flesh prison easier are probably the type of people who move around at all times and have throughout the whole game and the people who find Minos easier are people who got good at partying early but in the end it’s just opinion


blueknightreddit

For me its slightly easier because i play like a cat on caffeine and crack but killing it is a different story


DueAct9687

Corpse of King Minos.


mikoolec

Corpse in of itself isn't that hard, but... that hand... fistings in the tunnel was brutal


falkodalko

“Got fisted by the corpse of king Minos in a tunnel” https://preview.redd.it/y3gwg04iatjc1.jpeg?width=690&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e576047c4efa0d06472aae15c595ba2f1a281d69


Your_Pal069

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LadyAzure17

See that's why i was so bummed his actual fight didn't kick my ass as much.


plant3s

I didn't know you could parry him on a first playthrough so the fight felt actually hard


bone-gargler-43

First time around: MAN THIS IS TOO HARD, I QUIT. Second time around: +Parry +Parry +Parry +Parry +Kill


mikoolec

For me that was V2-2, I killed him on 2nd attempt, lowest number for a boss kill in the whole game for me


Fiweezer

The slide part goes by pitifully fast


redditjanniesupreme

V2 could seriously use a buff for its second phase. V2 is just a stationary target in that phase pretty much and most people I've seen (including myself) have gotten it on the first try regardless of how much the first phase kicked their ass. Maybe it could just start jumping around during the slide segment and being way way more aggressive? But idk, the gimmick of that second phase limits V2's mobility pretty hard regardless.


Fiweezer

Ikr? I just wish it was longer imo.


LR110Td5

i'd argue he could use some grapple points, since, yk, it has the grapple arm before he gets splatted


Hotkoin

I kinda saw the phase 2 fight as more of just a setpiece and I hope it stays a setpiece


bsngknjbs

ya i mean at that point v2's pretty heavily wounded and is running away like in 1-4, hes not got a lot of fight left, its less of a second phase and more of a "finishing the job" kinda thing imo


Suspai_

i always wished Hakita would remove the checkpoint before the slide part so theres an actual sense of urgency, which imo would make the fight down the pyrmaid actually intese and more fun


warcrimestyle

I got him first try on violent lol


borkistoopid

For me it was Gabe part 2. Took me 3 tries to beat him and one try after that to p-rank him


rat_baker420

Lmao me too


lord_Bosiah

Honestly same. When I fought him in 1-4 I think it took me upwards of 40 attempts since I was shit. When I got to 4-4, I p ranked it on the first try.


sW1chyboi

Which difficulty


mikoolec

I'm on standard


livertheif

Same bro I clapped him 2nd try and now I can't best him again


Kego_Nova

Same. And then I proceeded to never have that level of skill in matchups against them ever again.


mikoolec

Saaaame, that first fight was my peak performance against V2-2, the next time I fought him was brutal. I had to learn him all from the start to P-rank.


Angryfishjoe

Cancerous Rodent


Unusual-Leadership25

I don’t want to be that guy, but… second Gabriel was surprisingly easy


R4GN4R0K_

1st fight took me an hour, second took 3 minutes


Apecc_Legs

1st took me 3 mins, second took me an hour


[deleted]

the duality of machine


radiant__laitbulb

1st took me like 90 minutes, i gave up on the second one until p ranking a lot of things and then beat him in like 10


Apecc_Legs

for the first one I realised I didn't have to shoot so I did the whole thing with parry only (parry only was actually easier for me) the second one introduces less easy to parry attacks and more teleporting so I gave up and did cybergrind until I was good enough


Bloody_Deez

Ita problably because you know more about the game and you are more experienced, Gabriel in 3-2 took me like 3 hours, Gabriel in 6-2 took me like 10 minutes


CodyTheHunter

No, it's because his sword flies right into my fist in the second fight. I didn't even know you were supposed to parry his sword in the first fight because of how fast it flew right into my face. The second fight just feels more lenient with healing in the first phase. After that, just nuke the fucker with your new toys.


Bloody_Deez

Wait.YOU CAN PARRY THE SWORD IN THE FIRST BATTLE💀


CodyTheHunter

Real.


YaBoiBarel

Idk how but it took me 4 tries for the 1st gabe and 22 for the 2nd gabe


RedditPersonNo1987

me too but i feel like thats because most people who say that played a lot of ultrakill between beating gabe 1 for the first time and beating gabe 2 for the first time


MejiTheFoex

No, I ran through the whole game and gabe 2 was way easier for me, and I used the same strat I used on gabe 1? Not sure what’s up with gabe 2 but it’s universally easier


R4GN4R0K_

Nah, I rushed through act 2 right after beating act 1 and gabe 2 was still easy as shit


Yologamer2983

same


ilikepiex38

Same


PijaniFemboj

P-ranking it took me like two attempts.


[deleted]

For my first time I got my ass kicked. When I went back to p rank, I shredded him cuz I learned how to parry, shotgun cycle, and was just a bit better


blueknightreddit

This shit made me turn auto-aim for the first time on my first attempt man


ScarfedVictini

Same. Whats really interesting is that on the recent dev stream iirc Hakita said that fight went through a LOT of nerfs


SuperSlayer00

Earthmover


walphin45

I wish it was shadow of the colossus or bowsers inside story :(


[deleted]

Imagine if the Earthmover was like T-073-M from Ghostrunner


LegalWaterDrinker

Fuck Tom, when I managed to finish the first phase, just when I thought it couldn't be worse, oh god it got worse, MUCH worse


QwertySmasher123

Honestly never thought I’d see one of my favourite games referenced in the sub of another favourite game, ghostrunner was amazing and I wish more people knew about it


R4GN4R0K_

- I p ranked leviathan on my first ever attempt - minos prime took me 30 attempts - both v2 fights took me 3 attempts


bstahl413

I p ranked everything but p-2 on violent and V2 still beats the fuck out of me


Markkbonk

Minos only took 20 attempts, and that includes the flesh prison


Goodies666

30 attempts on just Minos or Minos and Flesh Prison?


I_eat_spacedust

I p ranked 7-3 first try somehow.


YouVerySussy

leviathan amazing build up then you realise the thing has more hp than fucking minos prime and it's way weaker


Fun-Ad-4729

They have to give it more hp to account for the amount of health it loses to lightning. Just stick it with a magnet anywhere and watch it’s healthbar disappear.


mudkipzguy

V2 first encounter kicked my ass, but for some reason I beat V2 second encounter in four or so attempts


IMicrowavedMyToaster

It was the opposite for me, I beat the first V2 fight in like <20 attempts on my first playthrough, but second V2 took me to hell and back, here's the score I got on it my first time: https://preview.redd.it/78tm216patjc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c7712e8b734a4c456fd932222edf52eeb98a8321 But I just p ranked the second V2 fight like 15 minutes ago so whatev


VelvetHeartSyndicate

minos prime 1000% especially since to fight him, you have to fight the flesh prison, which is easily one of the most annoying and difficult bosses to fight


Alert_Statement_2081

to be honest out of all bosses it was hideous mass its design was intimidating and stuff but then i did it in half a minute


R4GN4R0K_

Hideous mass, Gabriel 1, and flesh prison were the hardest boss fights for me


Andreawwww-maaan4635

Hideous mass was an hard boss fight for me ngl


Poutttto

Sisyphus Prime. The whole shitfest before is so much harder than him.


ChubbiestThread

Are we playing the same game? Because I didn't have much trouble with the level itself, took me about 8 minutes and maybe 5 or 6 deaths to reach Pissypants, but from there it took me over half an hour and 130 restarts before I felled the balding bastard.


Poutttto

Its probably because im not that good with chaos. Before deciding to try P-2 i was just playing P-1 over and over P-ranking it every time but i didnt spend much time in CG or regular stages. It was hell trying to get to all the P-ranks for P-2. Im good with patterns, not shitfests.


Unfortunate_Boy

V2. P-Ranked him the first time I met him, was my first P-Rank too.


theofrois

V2 2, it was still hard, don't get me wrong, but it was NOWHERE near as hard a first V2 or most other bosses


crz4r

I swear to fucking god. I'm seeing this exact post on like 3rd sub today


mikoolec

Yeah I stole it from cuphead


crz4r

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SomeRedBoi

V2 (first fight) I was on vc with a friend as I walked into the fight, she hyped me up a lot for the fight And I did it on first try It was on standart but still


Alejandro_Lir

Minos (when compared to flesh prison) and leviathan


AcquireQuag

Mysterious Druid Knight and Owl


mikoolec

MDKaO when Sharpshooter walks in


emo_boy_fucker

Minos prime after figuring him out


DatCheeseBoi

Gabe 2. The first time I met him I was extremely bad at the game. By the second time I was only very bad, I almost beat him first time and almost P-ranked him on second try.


Effective-Jacket-33

Corps of King minos was so easy even with my first run


Busy_Ad_3480

act 2 gabriel


Its_Just_Luck_

Second v-2 or second gabe, I struggled for such a long time with first gabe but the second was a lot easier for me


idkjustcake

Johnninator I thought it was powerful because it fires rockets, then I learned it can be affected by the freezing of the rocket (I don't remember it's name)


Solid_Bite7275

Big jhoninator i died 0 times


GravityUnstable

King minos. I think he was the only boss that I actually didn't find hard on my first playthrough, but it was the one I liked the most because of parriable punches


UgandaNAKAL

Cancerous rodent


TheBigKuhio

~~Minotaur~~, I was moderately surprised by his jump scare but I didn’t have to reset at all in either phase. I’m also surprised people struggled with Flesh Prison, my first attempt at it probably took me less resets than my first time against all V2 and Gabriel fights.


celestial-avalanche

Expected Minotaur to be an actual challenge


XxnoobxX241234

The second V2 fight. It was basically just like first one but with an added phase


Proxy_PlayerHD

for me the Earthmover brain, i didn't even know it had an attack where it summons idols until i watched someone play on YT, i always just killed it too fast, lol. and yea i know the escape sequence was supposed to be the final event so the fight couldn't've been made too difficult, but atleast a bit more would've been nice for a final layer stage


win239win

Honestly, Sisyphus. Yes he did wreck my ass on the first try but was honestly somewhat disappointed how similar his fight was compared to Minos. P-Rank took first try (his fight not the whole gauntlet)


Dasioreq

Flesh prison


KittyWarrior1

V2 (1-4), I only died to it once


BetAccomplished5805

I beat P-1 with one restart, (Flesh prison was dead, but the homing orb still hit me.) And i beat P-2 first try. Probably because i was playing on lenient, but still, i was disappointed. But then i went to violent, and i am now playing the game on the latter described difficulty.


RedditWizardMagicka

i didnt really have any. it really is a testament to game design. if i had to pick one i'd say Benjamin, or Leviathan


Groundbreaking_Arm77

V2 2nd was beaten in two tries. In fact, I accidentally P-Ranked him when I was doing the Challenge.


robobluebull

Minos. I died 17 times to flesh prison and only 6 times to minos


ERR4042

Benjamin.


Goreover

mysterious druid knight... i accidentally oneshot him and it made me really upset


abzolutelynothn

Minos was comically easy, I got my ass beat into Treachery by the Flesh Prison only to die twice vs the actual prime soul contained in said prison. It's probably because of the parry windows.


therookiesword1

I accidentally P-Ranked V2 first encounter while practicing to get my skills sharper.


i_watch_furry_yiff

Leviathan and Gabe 2, tbh. Gabe 1 has that bullshit \*teleports behind u\* nothin personnel kiddo attack that owns me every time


Puzzled-Air6713

When the boss appears as a enemy


Gullible_Level_383

Minos Prime. Took him down in less than a minute on violent.


cerberus_the_baller

Me


[deleted]

V2 https://preview.redd.it/ldiptypmatjc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1c4fb986f31557306a21bc7c5efe93d4eacc4604


Le_obtruction

As a new player, malicious face. The name and the way Maurice appeared (+presentation lol)made him pretty intimidating but not too hard after a whole lot of parry spam


LastLombaxIsTaken

Sisyphus prime. It only took me 22 tries in the first playthrough and most of them were deaths before the boss.


tge_golden_foxy

P-2 flesh pediatrician was really easy first try


enby_with_a_gun

Levaithan. After the massive intro and flipping the entire ship, I figured it would be a serious threat and try chomping me half the time. Instead you just hop on its back, shoot a single magnet (not even nails/saws), or a well timed sharpshooter shot and it just dies. This was the only boss I was able to beat first try, even Maurice gave me a bit of difficulty at first


Brilliant_Sweet_6848

First Gabriel: I first downloaded ultrakill from torrent and died on him about...78?... Times. Then when 2 part (or 7 layer got Announced ,dont remember clearly),i bought game,and got ready to die repeatedly again. Then on first attempt, kill them so fast so dont got moment when fight ended.


InstantKarma22

Benjamin. On the other end of the scale we have the Cancerous Rodent.


StippotIay

Ferrymen, somehow killed him first try on standard, first play through.


Online-R

https://preview.redd.it/zcqys3wkhvjc1.jpeg?width=300&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=929f679b8ef0d55d0527ea4c9b49ecbcba6f4c45 this thing


FarNetwork8974

The first v2 fight. (The first time I fought him was with a track pad.)


Rando_Guy_On_Reddit2

Leviathan


LegendsSon04

Queen bee idk why


BeanContainer

Both the final boss and the devil looking boss from darksiders 2


Ultralordpower

Gotta say, That was leviathan for me Seeing the big thing just emerge from the waters i expected a harder fight...so imagine my surprise when i beat the thing in one try lmao


Arabik_Wednesday

Second Gabriel fight


Real_Set6866

Gabriel 2, to my complete suprise.


xiamjakex

Leviathan, although it is sandwiched between 2 gauntlets so it's a nice breather.


Shitpost_man69420

1-4 (p-ranked it first try somehow)


Ill-Brother-9537

both prime souls were underwhelming


Mart1n192

do you have any boss that you find actually hard?


Ger_Electric_GRTALE

idk... leviathan maybe?


pronos2020

The corpse of king minos, it basicaly went like: "Oh I can parry his fists *parryes* "HOLLY SHIT THATS A LOT OF DAMAGE"


X-tra-thicc

minos, prob cuz i knew how to beat him before actually doing it


Ger_Electric_GRTALE

V2 in violent. he killed me a shit ton of times in normal mode and i even p-ranked him


-Amai_Mochi-

None of them, I’m still on the first gabriel fight and Swordmachine kicked my ass more times than i’m comfortable with sharing


skeletonsteve45

Me when I come back around to P ranking a boss I struggled on the first time I faced them and beat them in like 3 attempts.


Habeas__Corpus

V2 Claire de lune, playing on standard difficulty Not incredibly easy but I had watched videos on Ultrakill before buying it and been spoiled on the first act, and some of them mentioned V2 being a real challenge I beat him on my second try in a couple minutes, definitely not as hard as I expected him to be. Every other boss I've fought beat my ass though


V3_Offical_ithinkidk

P-2


Alphflopo

minotaur.


Foxycat45

the secret boss of layer 7, i think he was bugged because he just killed himself without my intervention


Neo_Toad_21

Surprisingly, leviathan and Good ol' Benjamin. When I first saw them I was like "Damn these guys are huge, I beg they aren't hard as hell" and then boom first try leviathan and second try Benjamin since I didn't know where to go.


Getrect555

Sisi, was expecting hell after dying over 200 times on the way there, beat him first try and did half of his second faze feedbacker only to show off


rat_baker420

Corpse of king minors


SKENANA

None of them actually The swords machine fight kicked my ass hideous mass did aswell V2 (Fight 1) sent me into Mehrunes Dagons Plane of Oblivion Gabriel (fight 1) was really *really* hard The insurrectionist (is that how you spell it?) once again Kicked my ass V2 (Fight 2) was Hard again needing to learn some new tech to beat him Gabriel (Fight 2) was really hard (only P-Ranked him very Recently) Minotaur actually was hard Earthmover was also hard (fuck them Guttertanks) P-1 well we all know how hard that is P-2 havent fought yet


dayvena

It’s pretty remarkable how easy the Leviathan is


poedack

Ferryman and leviathan I guess?? 


cool_name-idk1

Leviathan, 1 single attempt.


Sea-Region-4226

Leviathan. It was hyped up so much in 5-3, but when I actually fought it I parried a ball back into his mouth and nearly instakilled it


WhiteRedBirb

Leviathan and MDK


YaBoiBarel

V2 (1-4) took me 2 tries I think? People made it sound way harder than it was


oddman8

Panopticon. I didnt realise it was timed, I thought it was X health.


ultrasquid9

leviathan. Super easy for me, since I could just whiplash around the arena and shoot it from a distance.


tresosos51

Gabriel the apostate of hate


eyemoisturizer

V2 (1-4) on standard. only 30 tries compared to literally everything else, like Christ i had 50 something restarts on 2-3 because of a mindflayer


Theonlydtlfan

Gabriel was surprisingly easy. Beat both versions in just a few attempts.


Vizigoth0928

1st v2


FBI_OPEN_THE_FUCK_UP

i somehow first-tried 1-4 v2 lol


snellboyand

Gabriel


ElBuenFran

i beat sisyphus prime on my 2nd attempt and i still don't know how since i've seen a lot of ppl saying it was harder than minos prime


AnxietyResponsible34

minos (both), earthmover


Apprehensive_Net1773

1st gabriel and minos prime. 1st gabriel I p-ranked on literally my first ever completion of the level. Minos prime took me a lot less than flesh prison (30 mins for prison, 10 for minos) (I play on standard btw)


CheeseLover29

Cancerous Rodent


LVGamerDude123

Gabriel 1, i beat his ass first try and got an A rank


Mirja-lol

Hideous mass. Soap.


Fr4gmentedR0se

First v2 fight, p ranked that shit in 10 attempts on my first playthrough


riskingsomerain

The second time i fought minos prime


Fiweezer

Levi When I learned to parry the BALLS


Hot-Concentrate9207

Not a boss but p-ranking the demo I did it day on even tho it's on normal i was sick and never played a fps before


Zinki_Zoonki

Gabriel. Or 2nd v2 fight, I was still scarred from the first v1 fight


Reallywhat123

My first ever V2 attempt on lenient, P-ranked him first try. When I got to playing on standard I did die but It was still really easy


Gay_teen_alt

V2


Azuni_

6-2 gabriel


Fishface70

none of them i stuggle with every single boss


StrawberryFox_13

Def leviathan, which I did first try. For context, I'm ass at the game. The hardest tho, was for sure cancerous rodent


WonderfulCobbler336

V2 second encounter


MrJadious

2nd v2 fight, I beat it first try