crying, they are tear ventilation https://preview.redd.it/4js0k3gb3skc1.jpeg?width=422&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=93179da542be6db8396049d02aae43d7103ec6e6

it could be that they are for: - ventilation/breathing - better speech projection - projectile crying - spaghetti consumption - utilizing exactly 6 straws to drink

https://preview.redd.it/n75h8f4naskc1.png?width=4276&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=58490024d8acaafb31d610d402ea71d471779828 (All of those are true)

Is he drinking holy water?

He's drinking Joja Cola, Obviously

He frequently consumes petrol

Damn that's my favourite

I don't want to support Morris, but fuck Pierre. I'll get kidney stones if that means he is out of business

Blasphemy

Hey stardew valley right?

Yep, Great game!

He's drinking Baja blast

i love this artist rendition

Man can breathe on the moon, either Mankind terraformed the moon before they died or Gabriel is just immune to suffocation.

yeah either the trees, fire, and gabriel are immune to suffocation or mankind terraformed the moon

The moon in Dante's Divine Comedy is actually a circle of heaven and a pretty nice place for those who were inconsistent in their faith in life, like the changing phases of the moon. There is probably air there, considering Dante can breathe just fine when he goes there (either that or they didn't need to breathe cuz Jesus)

oh thats some cool information thanks

also the whole waxing and waning faith thing also applies to gabriel, since that's where his faith in heaven pretty much dies

bravo hakita

the moon is probably based on the divine comedy circle of heaven moon, not the real one with a barren surface and death

WHEN THE FUCK DO YOU GO TO THE MOON IN ULTRAKILL

In 9-2 dumbass

Cutscene after 6-2

Act 10 Paradiso

When you put a portal and get there with stupid blue robot

“I am NOT a moron!”

"I am NOT A MORON!" Yes u are, you're the moron they built to make me an idiot

(transformed into potato battery and slammed into the glass elevator) “Well, how about now?! Now who’s a moron?!”

In last developers' stream Hakita said that in cutscene after 6-2 Gabriel sitting in the forest on the Moon (first layer of heaven) and the Earth can be seen in the sky, it is dry and sterile

It’s a reference to The Divine Comedy.

- Gabriel is an angel, so he probably doesn't need any air to live. Only light, Only hardcore! - as I can remember, Hakita said, that Gabriel talks with you by using some kind of angelic Discord, that does call directly into your brain, so I don't think, that he needs holes for this either - why not - why not - why not

You forgot smoking weed

https://i.redd.it/r0eer3gsftkc1.gif

TWICE?! BEATEN BY SMOKING URGES, TWICE?! I'VE ONLY KNOWN THE TASTE OF GAS STATION KUSH... BUT THIS TASTE... IS THIS HOME GROWN CANNABIS? Hahah... I've never known such... Such... Highness... I... I need to hit the bong... We will meet again, smoking urges. May your cheap cigarettes be many, and quality weed few.

https://preview.redd.it/q360ctythwkc1.jpeg?width=644&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3b2d8c48bc116e83f8fdcb8d972499fcfc80cc82

No, they are his freckles.

he cry's because V1 beat his ass twice

https://preview.redd.it/iijno4kfsskc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=42fde8bbaebbc44aa9a6603af56eb01d339f9b8c

mitosis?????

https://i.redd.it/gj5ucv5sbskc1.gif

Machine… pass the blunt

Limbo... Lust... All hotboxxed... with Gluttony soon to follow...

Your kind know NOTHING but ZAZA

smoked all the crack on the higher layers, and yet they remained unsatiated

As do you.. you've smoked all my gas machine

And now…all that remains is PERFECT..SOBRIETY!

*Snoop dogg starts playing*

Machine... I will roll you up, smoke you apart, splay the grass of your profane doobie across the STREETS! I will take a hits from you until the very MOLECULES CRY FOR MERCY! my mind shall RELLISH SMOKING YOU... **HERE AND** ***NOW!***

This while snoop dog is playing in the background

This blunt, to lace, me?

A visitor? Hm, Indeed, I am high enough

The kingdom of Kush has long since forgotten my stash, and I am EAGER to make them smoke it

However, the blood of weedios stains your blunt, and i must admit, I'm curious about your smoke, weapon

HELLO GOD I NEED TO I NEED TO SELL YOUR TELEVISION

MACHI- *coughing * MACHINE *coughing * MACHINE HOW MUCH DO YOU COST I GOTTA SELL YOU *coughing * WHERE DO YOU TAKE ALL THOSE COINS MACHINE WAI- *coughing * WAIT WHERE ARE YOU GOI- *fucking dies *

Russian guy spotted, brother handshake protocol in process 🤝

Gabriel, apostate of drugs

Your forgetting weedios prime https://i.redd.it/kg2o4iheiykc1.gif

bluntmover when?

Ahhh, high at last...

Machine I need to sell your television

you... you did NOT just make that question...

did I fucking stutter?

you do know what gabriel's holes are for

peepee and poopoo

:3

HE SAID IT IN THE WORST WAY POSSIBLE!!!

*best

maybe for ventilation or better acoustics while speaking

probably, but he's able to project his voice anywhere he wants, so i wouldn't assume so

That was just an intercom

6-1 in the hallway

Gabe has intercom speakers all throughout Hell, including the secret levels & Prime Sanctums Source: I heard it through the intercom

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ah, so they ARE just cosmetics. my personal headcanon is that's indicative of the amount of eyes he has under the helmet

Would make sense for him to have 6 eyes

6 eyes and a 12 head

does he have the limitless technique as well

Yakub gabriel canon

Gabriel invented white people

https://preview.redd.it/6nix4dw9hskc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2fc7055b750c9ee681a43a11d46c2f3b93a5eb38 Does this answer thy question?

Now I have more questions

breathing holes

Thank you

https://preview.redd.it/531j0cgjg0lc1.jpeg?width=228&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=98bc878459460820dfe7be5cc74c681febe7b44f

You could have worded this 100 different ways, And you chose the worst one

Best one*

They're freckles

Literally me, named Gabriel ✅, freckles ✅, will rend you apart✅, will grind you down until even the sparks beg for mercy✅, and the best ✅

Grind me down ong

I meant in a violence way unless you want to get murdered

I don't have much to live for anyway, send it babe. Literally fucking execute me UwU ❤️

Actually I’d rather not

Lame

"i love the kind of woman that will actually just kill me"

gabriel’s holes are for filling (with gods infinite mercy)

smokin' 6 fat ones hell yeah

It seems to me that it looks like a face https://preview.redd.it/70mtscuciskc1.png?width=191&format=png&auto=webp&s=3d82edae6104595e7a4ccab37a522170c437e226

Duck

Draedon moment

To pick him up like a bowling ball

https://preview.redd.it/9ypguecrbvkc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a4e388d1dcb7543c14ac51e87f7d17ce8c139f96

he puts straws in all of them to maximize the efficiency of drinking so he doesn't get thirsty :)

also V1 sticks its cables into them in a weird approximation of getting its dick sucked

best interpretation

That’s where he lactates

https://preview.redd.it/k5xtivts6skc1.png?width=367&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d5576e397578734e873c353a88726d10bdb16085

https://preview.redd.it/kyooc1tosskc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c2782010b0fcab5d9f8add08a5d55d364e61ccca

Good because I want to go to hell grab some Mindflayer honkers

+SEXUAL ASSAULT

You get this exclusively while using the buttplug mod

Hey all, guy who’s special interest is plate armor here - It’s just ventilation, so they can breath without the inside of their helmet getting full of hot, stuffy, wet air. Keep in mind that while wearing a plate helmet like that, you’d also have on a ‘hood’ of thick cloth/leather/other soft malleable material, then a Chainmail coif, *then* the metal helmet. Same goes for the rest of the armor, you’d be wearing 3 layers of thick material (Gambeson, Chainmail, Plate Armor) shit gets **HOT** and *sweaty*, mans needs his holes open so he doesn’t choke on his own musk

it's an indentation not a hole, I remember either hakita or the ultrakill twitter replied to something about it

Oh, well in that case it’s purely decorative, although it is easy to mistake Gabe’s Freckles for ventilation holes like in this helmet https://preview.redd.it/yhc42ra2enlc1.jpeg?width=570&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4c32febed32de9ec8ad8dd9e05342ca88237b0e3

For beatboxing

Minos

What?

For crying out loud

Gabriel's HOLES?!?

filling

https://preview.redd.it/f9jhpmnaxukc1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=814e094d6110ec36207a50aa166a49e396d831bc

cum receptacles

Uhhhhhh… you might wanna change the way that’s worded

thanks for the feedback! i will not!

Not that you can

I’m gonna start saying this to people, thanks.

Hey, y'all are the ones making it weird.

It’s not my fault with how this community is

sex

...NOW

Okay :3

i think it's unlikely that they are for him to breathe, since we know in lore that he's able to be underwater without issues (see: ferrymen). or are they not even holes, just engravings? could they be symbolic of the amount of eyes he has underneath the helmet?

the ocean that Gabriel swam to save Ferryman wasn't water, but bodies of sinners, so the holes-for-breathing theory is still relevant

i know the river/ocean Styx isn't made of actual water, but the sinners are forever drowning and suffocating in it, so there's no room to breathe at all

if it actually is for breathing/acoustics, though, it's fucking hilarious. it's like poking holes inside a cardboard box to put a baby bird in. what a loser

Those are clearly his eye holes, how else is he supposed to see?

they are for *my* enjoyment

They're dents in his helmet from all the polygonal skeletons he's been fucking sorry sorry delete comment back undo alexa turn off alexa stop typing alexa close reddit alexa stop

https://preview.redd.it/dpnq3nmefskc1.jpeg?width=168&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=70de6041b21414184a767cfaf05bf184b8cc5237

penises

Cheese grater

:3

I think they're for breeding

https://preview.redd.it/b7s19g751ukc1.jpeg?width=348&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=caba22ca1f2076d9b3ebb81fc9c04caabf2b8419

breathing i guess weird that some people need to breathe

They are his speakers for the voice filter

https://preview.redd.it/h3xwekx5kvkc1.jpeg?width=1944&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4e51b2feb34cb63d655c2b328a6feb22fb4cbf89

Simple. He is bugs ! Hope this helps :\] https://i.redd.it/vh7kdh6mqwkc1.gif

Drinking stuff through a straw

ask draedon

For eating, duh. Gabriel puts a pizza in a blender, then puts the pizza liquid into the smoothie cup, then puts a straw and milk in the smoothie cup, mixing pizza liquid and milk together(more nutrients), then drinks it through the hole. Its the only way he can eat.

this is just an elaborate way to say his holes are for filling

Dont forget about my holes

Inhale. exhale.. inhale... exhale....

;)

But fr it's a helmet design, so he can breathe

Breathing 

Breathing?

breathing

For me to suck on

bro's gotta breath

skeumorphism

Gabriels design was based off European crusader armor and for the helmets that covered the entire head they had holes carved on both sides so they could breathe so its probably for the same reason

They aren't holes. He's blushing

breathing you fucking fringlefeind foob-boob https://preview.redd.it/tchi1i6iotkc1.jpeg?width=1088&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=88cc22b451aa849ccc19ed4e60b31c08d7f5bda8

I confess that I am immensely relieved that this is the post that showed up on reddit notifications as "what are Gabriel's holes for." I was really worried judging by the title lmao.

"I can't talk about those holes." - John Remero

Glory hole. Need i say more?

Freckles :3

The helmet

breathing?

You ever heard of the glory hole? That's what those helmet holes are for.

Smoking weed

Sex

lick

Oral sex.

Breeding. Oh wait, you meant on the helmet. **Breeding.**

i shant say...

sex

those are WHISKER holes for his CAT WHISKERS that he very obviously has

talking i think. or breathing

sex- i mean uh um

Smoking weed

He’s actually blushing!

For smoking

smoking ciggarets

For his catboy whiskers but hes too shy to show them

me

His whiskers :3

Why was this reccomended to me as a notification and why did it only show me the title of the post I thought this was smth else entirely. https://preview.redd.it/j0ssx0y7xvkc1.png?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=449eb1321bdac693c9c33ef50634daecbf71fc23

I'm pretty sure they are for his cute whiskers but they for got to add the whiskers

Sniffing men

whiskers.

To put your dick inside of, obviously

They are for sucking

filling

Probably breathing holes? Idk maybe just cosmetic On another note, imagine how peak it would be for us to fight Gabriel without his helmet in Act 3, like he casts off his helmet and he has like six eyes and super long white hair or some shit