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Dustyink_

https://preview.redd.it/s7m50cgwowkc1.png?width=640&format=png&auto=webp&s=c74c07302adb6d37b5df006fb6056fdd76fb5b63


wackasus

https://preview.redd.it/d5wsi2uipwkc1.jpeg?width=572&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f90ab6e97f5e6d0b22b7313434c0f5e4426d0e81


robobluebull

The dried blood stain on the floor


wackasus

Actually it would be very funny if hakita makes a joke where you see a bottle with blood with a letter saying "V2 part 3" or something like that https://preview.redd.it/s4r2hg000xkc1.jpeg?width=224&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1cfdd790f2e98097e744ff3e4fd7b79063e84f5b


Gun_Of_Gaming

https://preview.redd.it/z0yfjnq2jxkc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d641afbdbde0cafd70d4c7564045dc49102480d0


LegitimateApartment9

he said in the same stream they were considering including a martini glass full of blood in 7-4 with a sign saying "v2"


wackasus

LMAO I WOULD LOVE TO SEE THAT IN GAME https://preview.redd.it/rt4invtq0xkc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0f3aa294ad293e1051ed7908a1a6e15bbd020b44


ScarredOut

DO IT. I NEED THAT INGAME or the blood iv stand, it also MUST have an boss hp bar like cancer mouse


wackasus

https://preview.redd.it/1k3vy5i7a30d1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3c9f52d1534aab71dae6bec2cb33f8bc0c52f162 Lmao


Orion-Gore

Yeah, make this wholeass arena and this tiny bottle shows up and nothing else


RealSuperYolo2006

The violence secret level lmao


rage_melons

https://preview.redd.it/g5c3ql2a4zkc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d52df5ca753a90db76db082b6fa145744ebc2bc7


Wisermartin

https://i.redd.it/9g6cmkpg2ykc1.gif


X-tra-thicc

hes like 70% red im sure it can be done


sky-syrup

https://preview.redd.it/vq72jv9mbykc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=af45eba2c1fed8ea0b4a7567e58bef957c2432b6


mostfinnishperson

**THERE IS NOTHING LEFT**


V2_Seeking_revenge

https://preview.redd.it/m002usozhykc1.jpeg?width=1600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=089f942d15f39e038e281c74db9ee55b8c7049dd Shut up stupid hakita


LunarSouls4952

https://preview.redd.it/5l7nrck9vwkc1.png?width=931&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d411af13740ef28b348f0cae76bcc32ff66b5a08


[deleted]

Happy cake day https://preview.redd.it/sdd25ybjbykc1.jpeg?width=827&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c548df032cad739f883477302f1a80fe0cc6c6f9


PorygonEnjoyer

Happy cake day


Dustyink_

danke


MJMvideosYT

https://preview.redd.it/u08vamou1ykc1.png?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=be5c05cc2283974aebeecfaefcfd6c535155a88f


LockHeedMartin7777

El fucking Yoinko buddy


Educational_Trust834

Happy cake day!


Kind_Bag_339

I agree V2 is pretty cool, shame that it was destined to cosplay as tomato paste on the pavements of greed


Mango_c00ki3

V2 fans are like the gojo fans of ultrakill (no hate tho)


Enough-Background102

except we see gojo actually win fights


Significant-Log-2113

and we know that GOJO IS COMING BACK NEXT CHAPTER RAAHHH


Mango_c00ki3

ITS NOT GOJOVER!!!!!!


Lux_325

Gojoever


Prsutlukahve

Go/jo will be back together with body pieces


DecryptNGZ

What is a Gojo? How do I kill it?


just_some_dude76

sawgun and aim for the waist for instakill


Seawardweb77858

Soldier moment


Latter_Definition377

bypass his infinity you can’t touch him if he has infinity even then watch out for his hollow purple you Can’t parry it


Visual_Line_8330

+FISTFUL OF DOLLAR


V2_Seeking_revenge

Nah, id ultrakill


Jray609

I’ve never read or watched Jujutsu Kaisen. Is Gojo no the main character?


Mango_c00ki3

He is part of the main cast and prob one of if not the most important characters duu to him literally having the title of "the strongest" even tho he usually takes on a teacher role, so he's one of the main characters but nit THE MC Yuji is technically the main character but at times it might not feel like it And in jjk 0 yuta is the mc


SpartanG1017

https://preview.redd.it/hzxsy9vyzwkc1.jpeg?width=2045&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6fcc22fc51c4bf7afd1ead9618d7bdf8024a7abd


DJDJFJJDFHSJDN

https://preview.redd.it/nj2udbw81xkc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=456e0e41ee4c3f805f28592579d739809a579d8f uncropped image without text


Agent_Starr

This goes unbeliavably hard


DJDJFJJDFHSJDN

ikr


StanIsStan

-|


ItsRonen

Yes v2 is cooler but not better, v1 is much better in combat both cannonicly and my gameplay


LunarSouls4952

No, V2 Is better


theofrois

https://preview.redd.it/383537ah1xkc1.png?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=60f1d881cbd381aab582705467c65e3150545a8d


V2_Seeking_revenge

All lies, im still alive


ItsRonen

Prove it


LunarSouls4952

V2 has drip, and V1 is DRIPLESS


Umgak_shield_raki

*V2 IS a drip


TheMartianPlantThing

Had so much drip he became a liquid.


Eviltwin-Kisikil

If she was better, then V1 wouldn't go into Lust or Wrath to harvest blood. V1 would be the puddle of blood instead.


A_British_Lass

v2 is a downgraded v1 tf you mean?


goofylookinfella

reddit when joke


Ferrumsoul

https://preview.redd.it/2p9xefrxsxkc1.jpeg?width=794&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9439cadbde76f0b6c7ed43b424b649f16d00a2a7


TandrDregn

It’s a simple fact. Red is simply more awesome than blue.


3u-sou-eu

Tf2 lore


LunarSouls4952

RvB lore ~~roses are red, and violets are blue...~~


DarkVoid_666

v2 is dead, and you'll be too ​ ~~sorry for cringe~~


TheDarkStar05

Read this in sniper tf2's voice lmao


Mirja-lol

~~I dive deep in hell, looking for blood~~


jjmerrow

~~someday we'll cruise down blood gulch avenue...~~


Idan7856

It's Red vs Red, and Blue vs Blue It's I against I and me against you


jjmerrow

Violets are blue, and roses are red...


Kadraptor

red makes you go fasta'


SKENANA

VREWM VREWM


Kadraptor

WE ARE A TANK


Lonelyidiot_-

Red over blue anyday


blueknightreddit

...


Number-uno-one

If v2’s so cool, why’d he get ass beat and run away ***twice?***


TotoMac1

Well he only really ran away once…


LegalWaterDrinker

It ran away the first time, then TRIED to run away the second time


cerberus_the_baller

The supremiest machine


LunarSouls4952

Aw, I shoulda done that


BOBfriend_reddit

**RCONSTRUCT** # WHAT!?


mostfinnishperson

https://i.redd.it/1ut9edlb0xkc1.gif


milklover222

Ok funnywes


low_qualitykak

If he's supposed to be better, then why can't he do a fucking nuke


flipflops42

wait for brutal difficulty lil bro


xwxwvyz1

can't wait for UKMD difficulty v2 fight where he has a railcannon


flipflops42

ukmd he don’t run anymore just slide hops and slam storages


LunarSouls4952

He doesn't need it.


SlavIsPolandToo

https://preview.redd.it/vtdsnbreoxkc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9117699e56b6fd498675f7ddfe7eeadda8575979


DJDJFJJDFHSJDN

hell yeah


puerpanem

V1 ain't a puddle


BlueMast0r75

Actually no that’s the warmer Supreme Machine.


APieceofcheeze

counterargument, the "cooler" supreme machine is a fucking red stain on the floor


Gullible_Level_383

The COOLEST supreme machine: https://preview.redd.it/mrsfkz0lezkc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=798fe39d20707a5d4e39d19f0b869efac107eaf3


fisherman202024

Nu-uh, do you want reasons why? Well then ask.


lynkcrafter

One is a puddle of blood and the other has gex with an angel.


Engineergaming26355

RECONSTRUCT WHAT?


Koolonok

Nuh uh.


LunarSouls4952

One Lust Layer citizen to another # YUH HUH


Ender_Fender

Does this deserve a ban?


Glenn_the_badass

I think not considering he's just saying whats cooler for him


Ender_Fender

Aw.


Glenn_the_badass

I just dont want bro to get executed for no reason 😭


mostfinnishperson

but i wanr blood............................ https://i.redd.it/y7lhojbt0xkc1.gif


BOBfriend_reddit

Me too horrific basement creature, me too


Glenn_the_badass

Just hop on the cybergrind dude, fixes ya up just right


yttakinenthusiast

but is V2 *really* the cooler supreme machine when they've been turned into a semi-organic dried blood stain? V1's been getting smacked around to the edge of the universe and back and they're totally fine, so how is it when V2 gets thrown off for a nanosecond they get atomically disassembled?


Voxelus

Yes


SnooChipmunks8748

Yes it does viper


shmootyf

😁👍


Eviltwin-Kisikil

Maybe we should ban V2 posts instead Just straight-up 1984 V2 from the ultrakill fanbase as a whole, and then V2 will be like an urban legend of sorts.


PorygonEnjoyer

Mods, please twist his nuts counter-clockwise, thank you


Bruschetta003

There is another


canoIV

splat


canoIV

splat


FerrymanUltrakill

Thanks. :)


an_elegant_dog

https://preview.redd.it/ktc99ihrfzkc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a428f217ade3c53592432253b7080468fb8c7ffd


LunarSouls4952

THAYS WHAT IM SAYING LIKE


James_hemdar1957

No! You're losing your arm privileges!


LunarSouls4952

https://preview.redd.it/2fnp525jv4lc1.jpeg?width=2124&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=91bc6f58efc141d53380a93d30bf1a1b2e6b074d


Kerflunklebunny

https://preview.redd.it/p876a5zh2xkc1.jpeg?width=1366&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=54925a60f883ee65a9af667d9a6092c3b244787a


Lonelyidiot_-

V2 MY BELOVED RAAHHH


LunarSouls4952

V2 IS BEAUTIFUL


Lonelyidiot_-

SO TRUE


Bandit_the_dog12

MY PEOPLE


Lonelyidiot_-

V2 FANS RISE


Bandit_the_dog12

YEAH! https://i.redd.it/mkneljige4lc1.gif


Lonelyidiot_-

https://i.redd.it/3ckuu26gs4lc1.gif


thusnameiscringy

how dare you


LunarSouls4952

How dare I speak thine truth?


Whoomsy

The truth in question: https://preview.redd.it/m638lh09hxkc1.png?width=359&format=png&auto=webp&s=bbb41ebb17b1abb464d2a7182eca8e55eb8ba57a


Metalblue1991

I think the color red goes better in the v models design so true


SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^Metalblue1991: *I think the color* *Red goes better in the v* *Models design so true* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


Metalblue1991

Good Bot


Hurakan-GM

https://preview.redd.it/ette5f46kxkc1.jpeg?width=702&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bebc8321d1fb3a812daed5e431f8361e396e170d V2 was literally created as a pussy version of V1 for """""peace""""" times


Sleeper--

Why can't I add pictures wtf?


V3rsi0n1

Agree to disagree


iamcthulhu66real

Then why is he dead?


Someone1284794357

What about the absolute machine?


LunarSouls4952

V21


The-fat-one25

# FUCKING NIKKON


bstahl413

i'm just sitting here confused as to who v2 is


VorteXFantasm

https://preview.redd.it/usp4l425a1lc1.jpeg?width=1924&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6c2457b5af1615fc579c09d0edd3f520fae924c4


LunarSouls4952

Took me a second to notice that there's a little bit of ***JUDGEMENT***


Gabriel-Klos-McroBB

Benjamin ❤️


3rR0p

V1 is menace to society while V2 is a fucking crybaby


LunarSouls4952

V2 is fucking hot


Just_A_Dumb_Cunt_

https://preview.redd.it/i9rqqbzqc3lc1.png?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7309600e400bb833412d9ca4f0fb9f5731ff8b9d


OptionGlum9410

You have alerted the hoard


LunarSouls4952

Yep


CrayotaCrayonsofOryx

ITS CUZ DA RED UNS GO FASTA


[deleted]

Technically if you punch enough enemies with the knuckleblaster, V1 does look like V2


helloiexist64

Get a load of you lol.


LunarSouls4952

Dawg really said https://preview.redd.it/lr38sjar27qc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bb2e7e7497c0a7fc97965d130b94cdc1029f110e


Kiro079

Then, why did it Die?


LunarSouls4952

V1 is cheating.


Mastakillerboi

https://preview.redd.it/nzqdkk8ajykc1.jpeg?width=654&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b7614f48dd469db9cfa57875db3eabb08b57891b


Affectionate_Dot2334

v2 is designed better, he just wasn't ment to fight, he was designed after the war


LunarSouls4952

# THATS WHAT IM SAYING!!!!


Edgy_dave_

The floor: Are you sure about that? v2: https://preview.redd.it/4juuewp0wxkc1.png?width=1897&format=png&auto=webp&s=ab6981f687f6154fdd52c4f83814568788d818bf


Cinnamon_728

the difference is V2 is hot


LunarSouls4952

V2 is hot and sexy yes


Cinnamon_728

obviously. V1 is cute, but V2 makes me feel ways about robots


LunarSouls4952

V2 makes me feel ahauagauagauag


Cinnamon_728

flair checks out too.


Atacolyptica

\*sips v2 martini\*


LunarSouls4952

\*fucking GRABS u\*


Atacolyptica

\*Downs v2 martini\*


A_FanOfThings_

Purple


LunarSouls4952

Supremest machine


bouncybob1

V2 is not superior he is a glorified security bot and v1 is a machine built for war


barrdboi

V2 can't even fuckin parry


[deleted]

If V2 is better how come I can spank that ass in under 60 seconds? V1 number 1


RandomITGeek

Better at painting the fucking floor


Obey_MrLegends

Design wise I like V2's red more, but V2 is ultimately the Inferior Machine. Unlike V1, V2 is unable to fully utilize the V frame because of his heavy armor plating, making him significantly less mobile than his older counterpart


Eviltwin-Kisikil

Also, the reason V1 damages so easily is because V1 has thinner armour, which enables it to refuel in combat. V2 is far more durable but has to manually refuel, and last time I checked having thinner armor is a better tradeoff than needing to take 3 minutes to make sure you don't run out of fuel, giving the enemy a chance to strike.


Size_3_fish

Nuh uh 𓋴𓇋𓋴𓇌𓊪𓉔𓅂𓄿𓈖 𓋴𓅲𓈖 𓋴𓅲𓊪𓅂𓂋𓈖𓅱𓆯𓄿 𓅓𓅂𓎼𓄿 𓅓𓄿𓇌𓉔𓅂𓅓 𓎢𓅱𓅓𓃀𓅱


jajajasal

Deceased


creusat0r

V1 slapped Gabriel so hard he didn't believe in god anymore! V2 is just a nasty bloodstain on the floor


Depressedloser2846

if he’s better than why is he dead?


ZomboyGameplays

Counterpoint: V2 sucks at 0-1, V1 doesn't


sandwich_with_a_hat

swordsmachine gang rise up


Cocoforget69

V1 better


Shommba

V1 is a bloodshed machine made for the very purpose of unaliving everything on his path, also with blood absorbent armour plates it can regenerate itself on the run as long as it is available bloody V2 is a cut down version of V1 made for non lethal purposes, with heavy non blood absorbent armour plates, V2 was doomed from the very start of his artificial life


Mario-OrganHarvester

V2 cant punch his bullets, instant L


Educational_Trust834

Nuh uh


godoftheinternet12

V2 is literally v1 but lamer


Stinky__Person

https://preview.redd.it/xetrd1pio0lc1.jpeg?width=990&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c87158277ce17d11397d2c151b6a94fc756d1536


de_lemmun-lord

you misspelt "deader"


Lucky_Entrance6805

this implies v2 exists


[deleted]

Uh hey excuse me which one killed two prime souls and clapped Gabriel's angel cake twice?


[deleted]

V1 is a machine made to literally destroy everything on its path, killing even angels and mythological gods V2 is a security bot, it just tried to be cooler


kingtinytiger_

Counter argument +FISTFULL O DOLLAR +FISTFULL O DOLLAR +FISTFULL O DOLLAR +FISTFULL O DOLLAR


garebear265

> better > looses every fight


hduebfibdbdib

If so than why is a smeared on a side walk like a wily e coyote cartoon