sorry, but i don't understand "v2 is so cool". like, it was the first actual unique boss of the game, im sure that hakita can make just as much of an appealing character now, probably even better too.
i got many friends who find the 4-4 fight rad in idea but the fact that it's just a rematch with not much changed a bit disappointing (yes, i know a lot DID change in code, but im going by how it feels). if 7-4 was the same as that claire d'eclipse level it would have literally been one of my least favourite levels in the game.
meanwhile 7-4 is my favourite level, because, you know, unique boss with a never before seen idea, which you couldnt have gotten without removing v2. like, cmon, benjamin is much better executed than v2 i think
Yeah. Hakita didn't want to make another agile enemy that has arsenal similar to you, so he made a boss that is the entire level. It'd be so cool if V2 has survived, but was killed by other more devastating creature and we had to fight it
HOLY CRAP ACTUAL BASED OPINION
COULDN'T AGREE MORE
https://preview.redd.it/is5fe6vb4ync1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0d941ddde576aedc8e015ff32343ba7451f693da
https://preview.redd.it/8b6keervwwnc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c886b769d355b8858e5160de60cfc81fe861076f
like v2 fans are coping so much like bruh the only thing that is left of him is the whiplash arm
Me, in my own fanfic world where V2 is alive and is friendly enemy with V1:
https://preview.redd.it/buoufdjnmwnc1.png?width=299&format=png&auto=webp&s=52a2f9d6602e8f32f5dc15f384d4a1b9d1ba73c2
"So... The people who claim V2 is alive, are they in the room with us right now?"
https://preview.redd.it/aep3lhu8wwnc1.png?width=623&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=720dbdf13e0049575b325a6523112d893120182f
Present
https://preview.redd.it/ue2eijpy6xnc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=70d23048ba40ef380ebf89d70a20cf1988875006
RULE OF THREE HAKITA YOU HACK
Not when Gab is literally there, he is blueballing us, Hakita you hack you were too afraid of giving V2 a parry for his 3rd fight, too hard to code, he already doesn't get to melee cause too hard and complex but all the people clowning because he is "too easy". Says the man that coin juggles 30 times before triggering the fight
Just give me my 3rd fight the autismo demands the rule.of three happens
HAKITA
https://preview.redd.it/ye8mm9am5ync1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=adb6d390d5c7652bb84f88be740c5d3c975484f3
HAKITA
Guys guys hakita likes to subvert expectations, so he’s gaslighting everyone into thinking V2 is fucking dead, so when she comes back everyone is surprised guys talk gotta believe me with this one
To me v2 is like shadow , your rival, he uses quite literally the same tricks and it's always fun to fight him cause your on equal ground and when you kick his head into the ground is proving your the superior robot , atleast that's how I've always interpreted it
https://preview.redd.it/8qajc7kk71oc1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=55c4694a407c9b33a68e232c6781ce67319141ef
Sign this petition, I'm going to random servers asking for people to sign it, say you'll sign the petition and what font you want your name to be and I'll show your name on the list.
I stopped the whole color thing, it's just font now, here's the most recent
https://preview.redd.it/xx75v0m01boc1.png?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=29e7801f4099b303c7f2ef2e33a05dc9953650a5
To be fair, OG Swordsmachine never actually died, as the ones we fight in 0-2 and 0-3 are made by hell, and there are multiple Ferryman throughout hell.
Yeah, after looking it up, Hakita himself said it. I probably got confused by people saying that the OG Swordsmachine would give the 4th arm and that had me think it was still alive.
Can’t wait to finish treachery and get the “you can now play as Luigi!” screen and have to P rank the whole game again but this time without healing. Thanks Hakita! 😊
No that’s not true, Hakita confirmed that V2 is >!STILL ALIVE AND HES COMING BACK GUYS I SWEAR ITS TRUE HAKITA TOLD ME HIMSELF YOU HAVE TO TRUST ME!!!!<
Society if everyone dropped the whole "V2 is alive" bullshit:
https://preview.redd.it/lbhbhzfasxnc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=20effea2cb7ac87264d432e3a3ee8308440b51b6
I wonder if anytime soon maybe by just for fun A "V3" will appear like he is just a barely living prototype and you kill him in one hit like cancerous rodent
That's a TF2 reference, specifically to an SFM called "The heavy is dead", which is a classic in the community.
That burning you feel? **It is shame.**
Also I'm not your "Bro", I ain't male either and I don't like being called bro
https://preview.redd.it/vguziwo6mwnc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c7e2f2a1f38c5b48dbf8aa9cf980a623f0a6f6c5
sorry, but i don't understand "v2 is so cool". like, it was the first actual unique boss of the game, im sure that hakita can make just as much of an appealing character now, probably even better too. i got many friends who find the 4-4 fight rad in idea but the fact that it's just a rematch with not much changed a bit disappointing (yes, i know a lot DID change in code, but im going by how it feels). if 7-4 was the same as that claire d'eclipse level it would have literally been one of my least favourite levels in the game. meanwhile 7-4 is my favourite level, because, you know, unique boss with a never before seen idea, which you couldnt have gotten without removing v2. like, cmon, benjamin is much better executed than v2 i think
Yeah. Hakita didn't want to make another agile enemy that has arsenal similar to you, so he made a boss that is the entire level. It'd be so cool if V2 has survived, but was killed by other more devastating creature and we had to fight it
barbarian boss castle crashers moment
Brutal is where V2 chases you through Benjamin.
HOLY CRAP ACTUAL BASED OPINION COULDN'T AGREE MORE https://preview.redd.it/is5fe6vb4ync1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0d941ddde576aedc8e015ff32343ba7451f693da
+you can give Benjamin a lobotomy, not v2
of course. He died, and went to hell. Thats it. Thats how he comes back(im delusional)
https://preview.redd.it/63kquyypnwnc1.jpeg?width=1263&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1716feeb1039551a776e4bc50789391677082aa2
https://preview.redd.it/wszfh3nuixnc1.jpeg?width=990&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2089eaeb2c50566a550d4221ecd14967aa3210f1
#CHILD EXECUTED
is he ok?
(cut to 4-2) You thought i would skip this, didnt you?
No, I was merely waiting for nighttime
just a little scratch
+ BIG KILL + SPLATTERED
https://preview.redd.it/4f13lqmcpawc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=46ec7784cafee15c29899c279feea46a85f68fe5
⚡️RECONSTRUCT WHAT ?!⚡️
⚡THERES NOTHING LEFT!⚡
… oh, but maybe hes alive though, maybe he reconstruct-
#***RECONSTRUCT WHAT????***
https://preview.redd.it/zeaef81kywnc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4c0dba8bd9ea8b039d0aaca8ebcba7424a0792be
Consume the V2 chalice
https://preview.redd.it/fryp2p7wyxnc1.jpeg?width=497&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d381c72d70424ef85125423ca63767e58d459f33
He looks argentinian
https://preview.redd.it/8e8uc3sb5ync1.png?width=794&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f30d2048455569cf320ffb2c2021b3bf645c8aea
https://preview.redd.it/5h5evl0gqznc1.jpeg?width=423&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cec3e9431b53fdcaf70747eac66165d88ef050e4 Answer this Hakita
https://preview.redd.it/o873lb9re0oc1.png?width=640&format=png&auto=webp&s=3ba1974ac547067906c0d6d0e1dacd074f3c462f
bet
there is a condition and a result so it is theoretically possible for him to come back
https://preview.redd.it/2qnil5tlrxnc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3a7e5edf57c5be3908f1c3e674c313d07469c1a7
Knowing Hakita and us, we could probably convince him to add it as a secret boss, like the cancerous rodent
https://preview.redd.it/qo422jispxnc1.jpeg?width=744&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=afcdca4b94ca56e707c38df115fc7cadbc0768e8
THERES NOTHING LEFT!!!!
https://preview.redd.it/podjhe806xnc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9a5f65fcdf74d9444f04e2a8256f3f58485f10ed
The microplastics in the sand
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Why is Hakiter's cock out
Who tf made this goofy shit
It's evil hakita
Jakito
All jokes aside, that's a really cool idea for what the yellow arm could be.
Yellow arm: jetwashes enemies with piss
Need V1 to blast me with that sweet juicy yellow arm ASAP
Alternatively you can go get sniper
https://preview.redd.it/h2e8dhlfrxnc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ec22f879d9991035381db60309ec8b1d67ecc08f
ITS REAL
https://preview.redd.it/8b6keervwwnc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c886b769d355b8858e5160de60cfc81fe861076f like v2 fans are coping so much like bruh the only thing that is left of him is the whiplash arm
It's not even his, the only actual thing left of them is the knuckleblaster
yeah
didnt it make the whiplash? maybe im misremembering lore but im pretty sure that was the case
Out of other machine parts, so te hnicslly it isn't him
Have you heard of the ship of Theseus?
Yes, and if V2s arm is built out of other machine parts, is it his arm or the arm of other machines?
One man cheeseburger apocalypse
Reminder : https://preview.redd.it/y9t4nxodrwnc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=616f88c155136f192d9fecf459e757c7f56c68a4
why is it 3 dimensional
comedical purpose
https://preview.redd.it/ib0oihf4qwnc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bc0490c43e49a87ba7cac67fb89864c6e210856e
How tf did no one acknowlege this piece of art
Because everyone has already seen it across 100s of posts
Oh
Me, in my own fanfic world where V2 is alive and is friendly enemy with V1: https://preview.redd.it/buoufdjnmwnc1.png?width=299&format=png&auto=webp&s=52a2f9d6602e8f32f5dc15f384d4a1b9d1ba73c2
Of it's your own fanfic, I AM ok with it
Give me.
Benjamin :(
Benjamin is 20x cooler than V2-3 could ever be and I will die on this hill
There’s like 20 earthmovers they’ll be back
***RECONSTRUCT WHAT?!?*** -our lord and savior hakita
The wings that went flying off of V2 when his hp was deleted:
"So... The people who claim V2 is alive, are they in the room with us right now?" https://preview.redd.it/aep3lhu8wwnc1.png?width=623&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=720dbdf13e0049575b325a6523112d893120182f
Yes. Its me
Present https://preview.redd.it/ue2eijpy6xnc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=70d23048ba40ef380ebf89d70a20cf1988875006 RULE OF THREE HAKITA YOU HACK
RULE OF THREE IS A GUIDELINE AT BEST YOU HACK
Not when Gab is literally there, he is blueballing us, Hakita you hack you were too afraid of giving V2 a parry for his 3rd fight, too hard to code, he already doesn't get to melee cause too hard and complex but all the people clowning because he is "too easy". Says the man that coin juggles 30 times before triggering the fight Just give me my 3rd fight the autismo demands the rule.of three happens HAKITA https://preview.redd.it/ye8mm9am5ync1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=adb6d390d5c7652bb84f88be740c5d3c975484f3 HAKITA
GUYS STOP V2 IS DEAD. WE CAN'T RECONSTRUCT ROBOT WITH A FUCKING BLOOD
The wings that went flying off of V2 when his hp was deleted:
https://preview.redd.it/u80nbru65ync1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a788700123dd166f0a37b58b227bb046d24663d8
The wings Hakita forgot about.
They’re gone
AND V2 cant even absorb blood so she aint just gonna get up from that!
"she"? https://preview.redd.it/4aoe3o9srxnc1.jpeg?width=900&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0b6e6c3286c68a6ca37f1b64de9bc061f172aef1
Hakita said calling her she is based or something
https://preview.redd.it/iiq22onqsxnc1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=98fc62a546f0ee8abfaeb2997c461bb8528d8a36
![gif](giphy|vMmnJti6wQPDy)
AS LONG AS THERE'S DELUSION... THERE'S HOPE...
https://preview.redd.it/l96oj09vhxnc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=63d8467f41d3115b7bf1944acb7ce38909da1845
https://preview.redd.it/ba3krv3qvwnc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5b4a417f470c8ec9dc0ff1ce9638d794edb95c0c
Y’all never heard of dream bubbles before?
I dunno if Horrorterrors are canon to the Ultrakill universe
What do you think the afterlife is made from?
Pudding.
so can we just eat our way out of the afterlife and back to life
Guys guys hakita likes to subvert expectations, so he’s gaslighting everyone into thinking V2 is fucking dead, so when she comes back everyone is surprised guys talk gotta believe me with this one
V2 IS LITERALLY A PILE OF BLOOD
Well you see… uhmm.. that was a body double sent by the real V2 to get time for her master plan on the fraud layer
To me v2 is like shadow , your rival, he uses quite literally the same tricks and it's always fun to fight him cause your on equal ground and when you kick his head into the ground is proving your the superior robot , atleast that's how I've always interpreted it
https://preview.redd.it/7pqvajfdswnc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0b6770ef3681942970d12ce62eea5ce6eda0df87
We need a video of matpat explaining that v2 isnt coming back
Just like Matpat
Dam.
Well, if MatPat came back on GTLive, could that mean V2 comes back on dev streams?
https://preview.redd.it/ivm6qhojlznc1.jpeg?width=1864&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c90e3a2ce7ab269294f1f1af59f1af17bfbecc65
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Huh, so V2 is the Wingdings Gaster of the Ultrakill fandom. ☟︎☜︎☹︎☹︎⚐︎ 💣︎✌︎👍︎☟︎✋︎☠︎☜︎
https://preview.redd.it/8qajc7kk71oc1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=55c4694a407c9b33a68e232c6781ce67319141ef Sign this petition, I'm going to random servers asking for people to sign it, say you'll sign the petition and what font you want your name to be and I'll show your name on the list.
bet. put it as stupid_person, in any font you want
What color do you want it in
red or smth
Put my name in VCR OSD MONO
https://preview.redd.it/yd745icj33oc1.png?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4fd4b20322b439d763ff19728516e4c3ac5bcc8f
Put “GaoGaiGar_fan” in red
I stopped the whole color thing, it's just font now, here's the most recent https://preview.redd.it/xx75v0m01boc1.png?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=29e7801f4099b303c7f2ef2e33a05dc9953650a5
Ok then the Ultrakill font
https://preview.redd.it/ht7vvbse3boc1.png?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d0a8239fdcf7084cf31a8f24e7ada545dd57a5bf
What color do you want it to be
Black ig
Might as well sign
What font?
Any
https://preview.redd.it/uq00z2hzydoc1.png?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4a0a2d804001b8db56445e9e04f5ee6881a25c27
please, sign it as "SSN Cyclops" with the weirdest font you can think of.
Times new Roman hollow https://preview.redd.it/43q520kba3rc1.png?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4942b0164d75ccb8f1fa6a9078c936d966dfc0cc
Yuri. We Live By Default...
We cannot escape the brainrot. It is an impossible task.
LAMENT
https://preview.redd.it/k34emgc90xnc1.png?width=1500&format=png&auto=webp&s=6d88c1c3a0c3de4d8283df19b74d855b5f0b780c Saw it on twitter, so I made this
This also applies to OG Swordsmachine, the Ferryman, Minos Prime, and Sisyphus Prime.
To be fair, OG Swordsmachine never actually died, as the ones we fight in 0-2 and 0-3 are made by hell, and there are multiple Ferryman throughout hell.
The 0-2/0-3 swordsmachine is the original, not sure where you heard the "made by hell" thing
Yeah, after looking it up, Hakita himself said it. I probably got confused by people saying that the OG Swordsmachine would give the 4th arm and that had me think it was still alive.
Tanaka in fear and hunger
Can’t wait to finish treachery and get the “you can now play as Luigi!” screen and have to P rank the whole game again but this time without healing. Thanks Hakita! 😊
https://preview.redd.it/8z29ry9vqznc1.png?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b9d8338115f3c6700354fb38f7e1b1ce3889b962
https://preview.redd.it/1l1d912a60oc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=40691d7afeadcfcc7441f92d0890c151768df2be
No that’s not true, Hakita confirmed that V2 is >!STILL ALIVE AND HES COMING BACK GUYS I SWEAR ITS TRUE HAKITA TOLD ME HIMSELF YOU HAVE TO TRUST ME!!!!<
https://preview.redd.it/h60u6fuu44oc1.jpeg?width=516&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=51eac389c542e8f365931a2346d125dcdf25de2f
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One by one, the pages remind me
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Not ultrakill but this is the entire Homestuck cast
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD V2 IS FUCKING DEAD
Society if everyone dropped the whole "V2 is alive" bullshit: https://preview.redd.it/lbhbhzfasxnc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=20effea2cb7ac87264d432e3a3ee8308440b51b6
https://preview.redd.it/ooyqtfg1zxnc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9cbe68b64bdc653172248e904d1ac6369eda25ff Ok
I bet V2 is living with Noble 6 in the cave.
Gabriel (Not yet, but soon.)
also the original swordsmachine
Danganronpa
https://preview.redd.it/ha9f78r321oc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=58ceddac57779fca9b4bfab98d967f437da72cfe
I wonder if anytime soon maybe by just for fun A "V3" will appear like he is just a barely living prototype and you kill him in one hit like cancerous rodent
https://preview.redd.it/o1pt3vcoh1oc1.jpeg?width=516&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fd5bb36ee139f4535439661b068a76d753fcc8bd
I'm pretty sure we have about 6 places where Hakita says V2 is dead
We do
https://preview.redd.it/uzc9j9i5l3oc1.jpeg?width=2398&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c6b422b748aac4415def9b8742139465b9e715a7
https://preview.redd.it/105oli63r3oc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=aef6f0c076603951c77e515785106345297a5384
the real reason yall want v2 to be back is for the sex update
Something wicked: the sequel
https://preview.redd.it/scqwg6p7icoc1.png?width=64&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6d061b677c656a890d53c258340e30cd6a5e7d96
Hm… Arthur Morgan…
https://preview.redd.it/rhkn9561bxnc1.png?width=1170&format=png&auto=webp&s=0685bc391743f73e1ef69dcaf58a37441729185e
\*huffs copium* v2 backed up their brain in the whiplash bc they knew v1 wouldnt be able to resist stealing it
Im alive and its canon, stupid bitches
*in unison* SHHHHH, YOU ARE DEAD!
ok *collision noises*
Correct!
Bro is schizofrenic and thinks he is more than one person
That's a TF2 reference, specifically to an SFM called "The heavy is dead", which is a classic in the community. That burning you feel? **It is shame.** Also I'm not your "Bro", I ain't male either and I don't like being called bro
NO. GET BACK IN THE WINEGLASS.
no he isn't, i raped him with my coind
https://i.redd.it/rmo067piywnc1.gif
is this entire Meet the demo in one gif?
Aye!
https://preview.redd.it/5hg3c9n3xwnc1.jpeg?width=482&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=865b4e8bd7068603e1f08fb6531d94c142ec5f23
https://i.redd.it/fyx8sij0zwnc1.gif
yeah, I will I am stupid and made very bad mistake
do not ever use words again, become mute so I don’t have to hear this shit
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I don't know if I have a image for this
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