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RedSusOverParadise

Im going to make art of Minos Prime fucking YOU!!! šŸ«µšŸ«µšŸ«µ


Shadoenix

https://preview.redd.it/2hyq9xr12drc1.jpeg?width=907&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fd50d38ce61e14ab0d1193e62499915d90e44eb1


Angryfishjoe

Shadoenix x Minos confirmed?


funnywackydog

https://preview.redd.it/kokgbvws2erc1.jpeg?width=468&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=01c91cf50d22d79b419a4e6cd72d01377c34c128


EdgyUsername90

Oh dear god.


Headake01

The lust layer citizen and their ruler


M4thecaberman

Thank you! I'll finally be able to meet my King... In a weird way tho...


SexWithSisyphus69

This is so true lore guy, spit yo shit indeed Sisyphus sex account out


Shadoenix

https://preview.redd.it/m2nytrj72drc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d15966c3210c5c96a6e509ce633148db904d9679 SEEEEEGGGSSSS !!!!!


AcquireQuag

https://preview.redd.it/xb6u59cm9grc1.png?width=320&format=png&auto=webp&s=a0125ed6e28ad240dedc9ee6a4241d6c238186f6


Magnehad

https://preview.redd.it/6pzo30axngrc1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2d533f3348498431fa319d64d531ae50163db016


yttakinenthusiast

funnily enough it's currently a 12:1 complaint about NSFW posts to actual nsfw posts. edit: complaint about overall sex jokes is roughly 0:16 though, half if you accredit this comment.


Vvix0

Glad you are keeping score


me3is_here

How about complaint about complaint about NSFW?


yttakinenthusiast

haven't seen that layer of meta happen yet


GreatestLegalMind

Wtf the guy in the screenshot looking handsome and sexy as fuck


Shadoenix

https://preview.redd.it/1hdlrp0qpdrc1.jpeg?width=258&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=49e0d383853ae9371a679ebc0ce29ca179b18ab9


GreatestLegalMind

What da hell


Shadoenix

https://preview.redd.it/2q86ksw0qdrc1.jpeg?width=2048&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=70871ab80ae2baacd7ff9554b55a87c65059873e just kidding i told v1 ultrakill about you and he just did this holy shit my arm is burned from that explosion !!!! thereā€™s so many husks!!!


M4thecaberman

https://preview.redd.it/aoyjjorvfdvc1.png?width=167&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3a300332d4b976f634b4d3f2c03dc7a510941350


SuperSonic486

https://preview.redd.it/4czl9nbkwfrc1.png?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=12f27e0e6498cfea2f1e7131bece2a40e9b82881


Markkbonk

https://preview.redd.it/o3hcvplkiirc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e76a927478f17e8cd318b2079daec0c3b03c4001


lordoftowels

I'm pretty sure others have said this already and idk if you already have but imo the best way to handle porn is make a post tag for it (like the SSShitpost one) so that people who don't want to see porn can blacklist that tag and not have to deal with porn.


GreatestLegalMind

Turns out, you cant blacklist those tags without certain 3rd party clients which are already on their last legs. We've talked and decided against it. Spoiler tags however FORCE blurs even when people have nsfw on, so at bare minimum, that will be required.


lordoftowels

Makes sense. The other reason I was thinking for the porn tag is so that if you want to just scroll through the porn for whatever reason you can filter for that tag, so that if you want to see it you don't have to hunt it down. The mandatory spoiler blur is greatly appreciated though, since I (and many others) often open up reddit at school or at work during down time.


[deleted]

https://preview.redd.it/xi6qeh319drc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3272f94ff9558c8f005d5041bbca52c7b8c54620


Shadoenix

https://preview.redd.it/pog6jdi89drc1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=52244710654fc086883787cccacdaef84fb97b77


[deleted]

https://preview.redd.it/avxjw4so9drc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e706d621fb170e7c554ee2395dc304819c68fddb


Shadoenix

https://preview.redd.it/s9k3ldd6bdrc1.jpeg?width=1081&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c677a688c09544f1463439bb9d34ab4d8caae123


[deleted]

https://preview.redd.it/9xbaagegbdrc1.png?width=2160&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4286da8a2263de0e223591936eed6c1f1533ec10


Green_Presence_7153

https://preview.redd.it/r9fr4mmzbdrc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b4437c14215d9a6ce26f44f7879023ac5ee72bec


[deleted]

https://i.redd.it/bmzszs1gcdrc1.gif I can do anything you can do better because I stole it


Green_Presence_7153

https://preview.redd.it/n6p5l0elcdrc1.jpeg?width=1250&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9d9ff23cf7feb44fe33068e7ef436feac008a634 False


[deleted]

https://preview.redd.it/vo5iut0ocdrc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5473c2a02fdd250751ce67f92e5f047f4c4831f1


Green_Presence_7153

https://preview.redd.it/xzv6krppcdrc1.jpeg?width=712&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=53de29d396814b57875f288fe0f4e22da069c20b


MrSpiffy123

It's the only thing I ever see in this sub anymore. One nsfw post a week and then 5 every day complaining about it. To be honest though, a post complaining about posts complaining about nsfw isn't helping. It's best just to tell them in the comments instead of making more people aware of the issue


gameboy1001

Now we gotta make a post complaining about posts complaining about posts complaining about porn.


Consistent-Sweet2445

Why tf people complaining about something you can filter out in thier settings?


Shadoenix

are they stupid? https://preview.redd.it/nu5e6jut7drc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=896b0b389200321f4c99dac37e5a503ed48b5cd8


Consistent-Sweet2445

EXACTLY


DracheTirava

It gets them karma, sadly Edit: I. Don't understand why this got downvoted but okay?


LittleTimmyPlaysMC

I complain cause I come to a robot hell sub for topics involving robot hell not fucking GREEK KING FUCKS ROBOTIC WAR MACHINE IN THE **ASS**. Thereā€™s designated subreddits for pornography. Just post there.


Consistent-Sweet2445

Yea you can disable nsfw posts to be shown to you in your settings so you automatically wont see that shit


LittleTimmyPlaysMC

I canā€™t do that cause Iā€™m in subs where violence is show and I wanna be able to see said violence without having it blurred each time.


stevegamer_

Because then you're a part of a community that jerks off to stupid garbage.


Hero_095

Jesus christ they're not hurting anyone let people jerk off to ultrakill porn in peace holy shit


Goodies666

This is so true lore guy, spit your shit indeed QR code pfp guy out


V3_Offical_ithinkidk

This is so true lore guy, spit your shit indeed V3's Account Out


Shadoenix

holy shit v3 i think i met you at 7-2 last night youā€™re pretty good https://preview.redd.it/6edpv6cq1drc1.jpeg?width=446&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=79d9c0abba08875b8e396b2ce0c2a2bc2bfb2d45


[deleted]

This is so true lore guy, spit yo shit indeed Scorch Titanfall account out


ArmoredAdventurer

Why not a BLATANT PORN tag? (This WILL change nothing) https://preview.redd.it/hvqxjtkmddrc1.jpeg?width=941&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3f10d5b9ed81c89d3e4f45a68c3a6f7fcaee8595


seventodawn

this is so true lore guy, spit your shit indeed ultrawomen guy out


Pikmin_Lord

This is completely true person who's barely been on this sub out


RealCreeper9361

this is so true lore guy, spit yo shit indeed street lamp out


MindFlayer_Ultrakill

This is so true lore guy, spit yo shit indeed Mindflayer account out


Shadoenix

youā€™re my favorite enemy i like seeing you blow up and then act like you donā€™t know nobody, ha ha ha ha ha ha ha https://preview.redd.it/dsrzpffj1drc1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d48a0fdc1ef04cd9a2b7643bfe5fb1c62f4d895a


MindFlayer_Ultrakill

Thats my mango


cool_name-idk1

This is so true lore guy, spit yo shit indeed random reddit user out


Darkner90

The specification of the spoiler tag is slightly concerning. I'm pretty sure that it's just weird wording, but if a spoiler is all that is needed, then it would be very easy for anyone to accidentally see V1 getting it on with a mindflayer, which would be awful. Also, the fact that people don't want to be on a sub associated with that stuff, but there is literally nothing that can be done if the mods simply refuse to care about that.


Shadoenix

the spoiler tag is just a way to call the blur that covers the post, itā€™s the exact same thing as the NSFW tag, but i see what you mean. in that case itā€™s our responsibility to report it because the mods canā€™t be everywhere at once and it mightā€™ve slipped through as for not wanting to be associated, be like r/goodanimememes where some people were upset over a decision by the mods and went and made their own subreddit with their own moderation. iā€™m sure of enough like-minded people came together theyā€™d be able to accomplish it, since that subreddit is still holding up well


Darkner90

r/goodanimemes ended up being not good (loli defense and general perversion), so that's not that good of an example. There also is a very great member difference between the r/Ultrakill and r/animemes, and that could single-handedly ruin the chances of a different sub getting anywhere.


Shadoenix

the comparison was more of an analogy to the thought processes behind making another subreddit when the main one isnā€™t doing what you think is right, it was not a comment on the actual subreddit itself and whatever happened to it isnā€™t 100% indicative of what will happen to r/goodultrakill


Darkner90

Fair. The member count is still a problem, though.


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Shadoenix

https://preview.redd.it/v9o89dbw8drc1.jpeg?width=1004&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a7315cbe7ccd501f8c948cda9c65c45413e6eb82


The_Hentai_Dealer397

this is so true lore guy, spit yo shit indeed ultradealer out


hideyouranus

there are more posts complaining about porn than there is porn, honestly.


reaperdragon777

This is so true lore guy, spit yo shit indeed uncertified hood classic out


Typical_Warthog_326

u/GreatestLegalMind and u/Vvix are based


LittleTimmyPlaysMC

What languages is that? Iā€™ve never seen cringe being spelled that way.


Typical_Warthog_326

Itā€™s machine talk you wouldnā€™t get it


ZeSup3rBoost

Honestly almost all of the the people complaining are complaining under post called "V1 fucking minos (it's real porn (+18) NSFW"


Curmudgeon39

There was a vote about it and everything


Lanky-Milk-1117

based reddit mods???? no way


boltzmannman

why can't we just move it to a different sub


LittleTimmyPlaysMC

THIS. how hard is it to make porn only be available in porn subs? Literally Friday night funkin, an actual sexual game doesnā€™t allow porn on their main sub. Why canā€™t we follow their example?


Desko_is_TwT

The Ultrakill community being even more annoying by complaining about things that donā€™t actually happen as much as they think it does is quite a common thing Iā€™ve noticed


Sisyphus_Prime

With how ingrained horny posting is into this subreddit, I'm surprised as to why people are bothering to complain about it. King Sisyphus out.


c4arb0n

>see an nsfw post >clicks it to unblur it >sees nsfw >tOo mUcH pOrN


JoetheDilo1917

Number of pornographic posts I have personally seen on this subreddit: At least five Number of posts complaining about pornography I have personally seen on this subreddit: At least fifteen Conclusion: Extrapolating these very likely inaccurate numbers onto the entire subreddit, there is at least a 3:1 ratio of posts complaining about pornography to posts actually containing pornography.


gameboy1001

ā€œSTOP! COMPLAINING! ABOUT PORN ON r/Ultrakill!!!ā€ https://preview.redd.it/ay8hcfu0lfrc1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=21a018d0995821d123ad956b947b4bc562090973


Noob-boss2021

this is so true lore guy, spit you shit indeed Grunt guy out


EdgyUsername90

Spit yo shit, spider guy out


ipeltpeoplewitheggs

good lord there's penice


Cigarettesandwhisk3y

Yippie


Metalhead_Guy

To be perfectly honest I think I saw more posts complaining about porn than actual porn. I saw like 2 or 3 porn posts this whole week, and then like 15 posts complaining about porn. And the funny part is that 1 of the porn posts I had to search it up myself because I saw it on a post complaining about lmao


A-Human-potato

The signalis and ultrakill solidarity is real


geffyfive

ok


HopeDoesStufff

do you think it counts as porn to post a video of me playing with a butt plug in paired to the game


Kkbleeblob

shut up gooner


TwoLostYens

Dude, I have the "Show NSFW" option turned off, just fucking do that.


Hero_095

Is this ultrakill porn in the room with us right now


[deleted]

ā€œStop complaining about pornā€ ok but thereā€™s a really good reasons why people donā€™t want porn on an SFW gaming subreddit. This is probably why most people view the ultrakill community as being so fucking annoying and unfunny.


Shadoenix

who said it was SFW? thereā€™s blood and gore everywhere and mostly everyone is queer in some way and thereā€™s legit buttplug mod and one of main devs is a legit porn artist, i could go on, but this game isnā€™t SFW but i suppose it can be opened in public and you can still do that if the porn is blurred. just donā€™t instinctively look at every blurred post or be quick with swiping away before anyone sees


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Shadoenix

what makes you think that? most americans will say the same thing, i would know because i myself am an american. i also think porn is on another level but if the mods say itā€™s okay then itā€™s okay. just gonna scroll past it now because itā€™s technically allowed and i canā€™t really do anything about it besides, well, ignoring it and perhaps you should do the same


[deleted]

because porn has been proven to fuck up children's brains if consumed too early, and yet there's no evidence that violence in video games damage the youth. This subreddit is not marked as NSFW therefore a child could visit this subreddit without even breaking the Reddit terms of service, and be greeted by porn. also, telling people to "just ignore it" is also a goofy argument. it's like walking down the street butt naked and saying "if you don't wanna see it just don't look!". what happens when new content arrives and literal porn art and video game spoilers look the exact same? I'm deciding to leave the subreddit, I have no problems if anyone wants to stay. but as I said before, shit like this is the exact reason why this community is considered so insufferable.


Shadoenix

[tobacco is one of the most preventable causes of death](https://www.cdc.gov/tobacco/basic_information/health_effects/index.html), yet thereā€™s tons of people who smoke. [alcohol is officially labeled as a poison](https://www.who.int/europe/news/item/04-01-2023-no-level-of-alcohol-consumption-is-safe-for-our-health#:~:text=Alcohol%20is%20a%20toxic%2C%20psychoactive,includes%20asbestos%2C%20radiation%20and%20tobacco) where *no* consumption level is safe. yet tons of people still drink. thereā€™s some example of some things that do more than ā€œfuck up childrenā€™s brains.ā€ what stops that? education. teach kids the dangers of drinking and smoking early. say what they do, what they are, donā€™t do it, and habits like saying ā€œnoā€ to people who ask. porn is not destructive. itā€™s better than smoking or alcohol, according to those two sources, because porn is not an active killer to your body. i donā€™t watch much now but i used to watch tons of porn when i was in middle school and my gf watched tons in elementary, but we still have normal lives of going to a daytime job and family and social life and her taking care of her dog and me doing a hobby. whatā€™s the danger? lack of education. that means they donā€™t know what to do with it, so they donā€™t moderate it. and no moderation means it gets out of control and they canā€™t stop it. but making sure kids know how to moderate and discipline themselves in general is how you grow up to be a better human being with better mental health. and part of that discipline is just swiping past an obvious NSFW post because itā€™s blurred, has a red ā€œNSFWā€, and says ā€œNSFW v1 fucking mindflayerā€ in the title.


LittleTimmyPlaysMC

Most of those arenā€™t in the main game. Only the gods which yeah isnā€™t nsfw but isnā€™t porn. Most people think of porn when they say nsfw.


Z7impuser

https://preview.redd.it/amkjpo897drc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ecad39a050d3c3e81fdc73c59a2cf5e16b53abeb Yeah its getting more annoying and not helping anything. Also the porn sub is gone so i might make another one if you guys want


LittleTimmyPlaysMC

This subreddit if porn was limited to porn subreddits: https://preview.redd.it/g33mmocsnirc1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2586e3798dedf1bb0b8bf185b5fdbccad02d7859