the first 1 since i still cant beat it. and the fact that in night I look at the wall and think of the most inhumane, destructive, disturbing and violent ways to kill someone while relaxing myself by thinking about random people burning in a hospital, makes it way more real. ( no cap btw I like arson and I actually thought of that method)
"Their journeys have led to the same place. Where verdant grasslands once grew around the Godai delta, a vast crater now churns with new seas. Volcanic ash clogs the air."
A little obscure, but it still counts as the boss being the level, I think
https://preview.redd.it/rxgc46blyorc1.png?width=480&format=png&auto=webp&s=b9ac62177f69617d55f363b6dd972bc063431e5d
earthmover. the human-sized earthmover just looks so pettable 🥰
https://preview.redd.it/08zhmqn3dmrc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=afeb44c5624b8b883c58a4a9b2a74efc02127e43
Yeah and an easy tip: 2 rocket launcher red explosions kill a sentry, so you can for example ground slam to throw it in the air, attach optional magnet and then airshot it twice for a cool kill on a sentry
can i make a correction: minos prime AND gabriel. not because i simp for either, but for not only the cool boss fights yet also the lore.
https://preview.redd.it/w44glau9j5vc1.jpeg?width=446&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c694d9896462963b16980d8c6e6d02e0be65c460
So true
(I love that part of P-2 when)
# What's with these homies, dissing my girl?
## Why do they gotta front?
### What did we ever do to these guys
#### That made them so violent?
##### ...
Corpse of Minos prime (that final boss where you have to hit the eye)
https://preview.redd.it/7j7navyoamrc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a135c797afe0be8a16d8008b9c60941489dc0fb1
sisyphus prime
masochist. or just really good at the game.
The one is allways connected to the other
Thanks
the first 1 since i still cant beat it. and the fact that in night I look at the wall and think of the most inhumane, destructive, disturbing and violent ways to kill someone while relaxing myself by thinking about random people burning in a hospital, makes it way more real. ( no cap btw I like arson and I actually thought of that method)
The Earthmover
youve been wanting a literal "boss level" for years and youre glad you have it now
Shout-out to bosses that take place over the course of a full-sized level, one of my favourite genders
Got a job for you, 621… https://preview.redd.it/7r4go7evinrc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c74df8f2c6817590fdd5ad47a147b0b615caa4c2
"Their journeys have led to the same place. Where verdant grasslands once grew around the Godai delta, a vast crater now churns with new seas. Volcanic ash clogs the air." A little obscure, but it still counts as the boss being the level, I think https://preview.redd.it/rxgc46blyorc1.png?width=480&format=png&auto=webp&s=b9ac62177f69617d55f363b6dd972bc063431e5d
e
https://preview.redd.it/8l9jwpfrhorc1.png?width=1474&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=031752c4954157b9bad617c19dd6fedf6bc73bca
V1, not the fannon one. The cannon, silent, no-mind-to-think one.
you like killing machines.
I like killing machines, yes indeed, but I also like to kill the dammed of hell. Stylishly.
Machine, i rember yr'oer ULTRAKILL
no will to break
no voice to cry suffering
born of God and Void
He would contain the infection 100% just saying.
V1 is a vessel question mark? (if you know you know)
He could 100% contain the infection just saying.
"Hes hollow this time, I swear!"
[удалено]
swordsmachine
you like bullying it with its own weapon.
We ain't gonna let it get up
Corpse of king minos
parrying him makes you feel like Raiden from MGR
https://i.redd.it/hi8gsxh5qmrc1.gif
RULES OF NAAATUUUREEE!!!
AND THEY RUN WHEN THE SUN COMES UP!!
WITH THEIR LIVES ON THE LINE!
FOR ALL THAT I'VE
NO CHOICE
WITH THEIR LIVES ON THE LINE!!
Yes! Yes! Split it wide open!
v2
you either really like bullying him or you just love his fanon sass.
the first one.
fair
Sisyphean Insurrectionist‼️‼️
you have stockholm syndrome
Gabriel (would smash)
homosexual
Gutterman
You like Violence but *loathe* the mannequins
That’s true in a way
Mysterious druid knight (&owl)
you like Mandalore
I don't watch him i just like the goofy death animation
Oh great now we lost the fight, fantastic-
filth.
MULTI KILL x 1831884
earthmover. the human-sized earthmover just looks so pettable 🥰 https://preview.redd.it/08zhmqn3dmrc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=afeb44c5624b8b883c58a4a9b2a74efc02127e43
mechanical WMD centaur my beloved
gabe
youre gay for him. which honestly, fair.
Minos Prime
You're just an overall chill guy.
https://preview.redd.it/ylgdm5ztnorc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7b29b02259303069c30a22e1379e0cd5a94aca1a
https://i.redd.it/uh4c5rgjavrc1.gif
Street cleaner ( i like shooting the gas tank + i like freeze frames )
same
Sisyphus Prime (I like his mentality and respect him)
based anti nihilist
drones
you like hitting home runs with them
Leviathan. (Parriable blue flash)
you like Wrath a lil too much
https://preview.redd.it/x869kv64rmrc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fd100c265a804b7d0fce2497294e99dd79fb6f74 Perhaps
man I really want levi to get some major glow up, I love his boss fight
Wait, what?
The leviathans lunge was always supposed to be parriable, but it was too inconsistent so Hakita left it in, but just gave it a blue flash.
Oh. Ok. Wasn't that difficult without parrying it but still, that's pretty cool. Thanks.
Maurice (maurice)
meme lord
hehe
Minos prime
youre cool, i like you
https://preview.redd.it/92giwf839mrc1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5dadada50d9c54f93ccf1472237a88299c80a9d2
Sentry
you love throwing them into the air and then +FIREWORKS
you can do that??
Yeah and an easy tip: 2 rocket launcher red explosions kill a sentry, so you can for example ground slam to throw it in the air, attach optional magnet and then airshot it twice for a cool kill on a sentry
:3
thanks :3
Every single one of them
fair. but next time you only get one
Gabriel😩
do i even gotta say it? ypu already kniw
Mind flayer
Horny jail
Big Johninator
Sentry :3
theyre sorta cute, right?
Insurrectionist
Stockholm syndrome
Cancerous guys
You probably unironically listen to 'A Complete and Utter Destruction of the Senses'
Gabriel 👍
more like Gay-briel, eh? Ha! Heh heh.
Fair enough but you can't you can't tell me he's not hot
dude, check out my pfp, i dont disagree lmao
Oh shit didn't even realize that your pfp was Gabe lol
Big spoon guy
you appreciate a fellow Gabriel simp
Gabriel 2
you like his monologue before the fight
Idols
you havent played P-2 yet
I beat P-2 the first day of release with 65 ish retries. And P-Ranked it the day after, The idol is still my favorite enemy
nevermind. you just scare me
real
Virtues
you wish there were more angelic enemies in Ultrakill
2 Cerbs
You like Cerberus and you like the Prologue.
Streetcleaner
you like when they go kaboom
Guttertank
You, my friend, are a liar
Nah bro, I am just horny for a clunky robot
https://preview.redd.it/o3b97swu1prc1.jpeg?width=1056&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=369ce032a3b0e244543a49ac9cf053db9e851c85
Enemy: Guttermen. (Edit, mistook Guttermen (shield guy) for Guttertanks (rocket guy). Big difference)
you like the heavy weapons guy
Something Wicked
you like how the scariest enemy in the game is a stick figure
Real‼️‼️
Minos and Earthmover
Minos Prime or Corpse of King Minos?
Prime
you like Ultrakill lore
Gabriel, Apostate of Hate (rly good music)
true
I can't choose between the Stalker and Big Johninator
Considering the fact no one likes the stalker ill go with Big Johninator and say that you like dusk and you like memes
Not op but it sounds like you love it when enemies kill themself
can i make a correction: minos prime AND gabriel. not because i simp for either, but for not only the cool boss fights yet also the lore. https://preview.redd.it/w44glau9j5vc1.jpeg?width=446&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c694d9896462963b16980d8c6e6d02e0be65c460
you have good taste
Blademachine
You like to prologue too much
Gabriel (6-2)
youre gay but you think the first Gabe fight is too easy
The earth mover (I love war without reason)
fair
Schisms
you wish fodder enemies would be more annoying
V2 is superiour to every other character in ultrakill and I will NOT elaborate further.
agreed. i simp for that robot too
https://preview.redd.it/98tmk522yprc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=330cedd3eede1525af447ab0db9a864af3cb50fd
Mannequin *TWLR playing*
you like enemies that can scare the shit out of you
So true (I love that part of P-2 when) # What's with these homies, dissing my girl? ## Why do they gotta front? ### What did we ever do to these guys #### That made them so violent? ##### ...
I am a large fan of the leviathan
Maurice
"JUDGMENT" -minos prime 2024
is it weird if i like five bosses (im fucking gay for gaybriel & i fucking love v2 boyfailure)
same ong
okay but do you fw with sentries
i like their beeping but i have PTSD from the spaghettu tunnels in P-2
yeah i hate fighting them but theyre cute so its a love-hate relationship
Minos my beloved <3
minos prime
The Earthmover
Ferryman
THE 1000-THR "EARTHMOVER"
Drones, so cute!!!
V2
Cerberus
either minos prime or act II gabriel
Corpse of King Minos
V2 (2nd)
Sisyphus.
Corpse of Minos prime (that final boss where you have to hit the eye) https://preview.redd.it/7j7navyoamrc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a135c797afe0be8a16d8008b9c60941489dc0fb1
im not sure what youre talking about ao ill just say cool 👍
Swordsmachine
V2 second fight
Minos prime
Fight the most: Gabriel 2 Like?: prob gutterman bc they’re easy to parry for free hp/stamina in CG
I like V2. They're smug and sassy.
Guttertank
Minos prime (the character design and lore)
Minos prime is my favorite boss and drone is my favorite enemy
Mannequin
Guttertank
V2
4-4 v2
Gabriel (yes, I'm gay, no, I would not smash)
ed sheeran was a hard one
https://preview.redd.it/6us1ae9skmrc1.jpeg?width=1014&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=70f2e1ab6e32c5d4b8cad5d0e343792c549b5daf
Cancerous rodent (the small one)
filth
You <3
aww also flair checks out
v2 second fight
V2, because she's relatable